Woah, when did all these people get here
I been steady with the meme shit year after year
So pull up a chair, pour another beer
I'll tell you how to meme yourself into a career
First you gotta let go of what other people think
Then you get a couple tattoos, and you dye your hair pink
You take a couple concepts and you mix em in the sink
Then you post that shit on twitter with a cheeky little wink

"daaade, the followers changed you"
"daaade, the dollars done changed you"
"daaade, can I have a retweet"
Like "daaade, pretty pretty please"

No,  man I just wanna say fuck that, 
I been on my own shit since I was a rugrat
Sittin on my own on the bench at the bus stop
Plottin my revenge 'cause the bully shit must stop
Playing out that long game gotta make a strong name
Play another track cause I'm tryna get that song fame
No I won't engage when you start to get enraged 
'less you hit me on my cash app and start to pay my wage
  
"daaade, the followers changed you"
"daaade, the dollars done changed you"
"daaade, can I have a retweet"
Like "daaade, pretty pretty please"

I see you hit the like and I know you finna fight
Cause you gotta prove to errybody else that you right
When I see you in my mentions always stirrin up the tension
I just never thought I'd be the kind of guy to get attention
Hit you with that block block block block block button
Sorry bro you're really just - not not not funny
Mama said you're special but nah you aint my level
'cause the difference 'tween us is that I would never settle

"daaade, the followers changed you"
"daaade, the dollars done changed you"
"daaade, can I have a retweet"
Like "daaade, pretty pretty please"

Yo, I know you aren't all on that same shit
Tweetin for the fun not just tryna get famous
I respect the game so just tell me what ya name is
And bring a lil positivity to our exchanges
Show me something dope that ya working on yo
Just don't ask me - if I can help your project grow
If I think it's cool then I'll hook it up maybe
But miss me with ya bullshit and look it up baby

"daaade, the followers changed you"
"daaade, the dollars done changed you"
"daaade, can I have a retweet"
Like "daaade, pretty pretty please"

Retweet (Demo)

**BEAT & PRODUCTION BY B-REX**

Lyrics:
in 1995 I met a kid named zero cool
hollywood sold me a story of his hacking, I was fooled
big arcades and roller blades, cool nicknames, and cyber babes
saw Angelina Jolie's nipple slip out and I drooled
now, who wouldn't want that life? shit - I could change my grades!
alter all them C's and D's to perfectly straight A's
it was all laptops and crop tops and mad props but no stops
so then hacking on the Gibson I thought was the only way
i started asking jeeves - where do I start, what's the story?
my bowl cut wasn't cutting it and I wanted all that glory
to get some chicks to touch or lick or let me stick my little dick
anywhere they'd let me, had no standards, I was horny
jeeves led me to warez, and from warez to IRC
emulators, roms, porn and cons, yeah you know what I mean
my sickest hack from that way back was not in fact an attack
YEAH BITCH I changed the background of my windows loading screen - WHAT!

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
I CHANGED THE BACKGROUND OF MY WINDOWS LOADING SCREEN
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, NONE OF YOU GOT SHIT ON ME

fast forward now to 27 years later - SHOUTOUTS vap0r
from bowl cuts to long hair to cult cuts - HELLO HATERS!
haven't hacked a thing, but i'm cookin songs with b-rex like it was crack
from BLACK_MAN to GUN DEAL but we still screamin... SHOUTOUTS TO PHRACK
i remember when EFNet reached 100,000 chatters
it was likely mostly bots and alts, but shit, that doesn't matter!
from mirc to hex to irssi on a vps, rdns
from disconnect to connection, znc to screen, but i digress
and now i tmux a to irssi, chatters beggin' "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
secret chats, receivin packets, since my early teens to my late 30s
i'm flyin off the handle, big mouse pad, ascii vandal
got the heads of all my enemies from past beefs on my mantle
i ain't poppin any shells, i ain't cnc'in packets
those are weapons of my fellow peers cause i stay strictly chattin
who says you need those hackin skills to pay off any bills?
deception is a weapon - i heard social engineering kills.

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE WASN'T CHATTING ON IRC
HE AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME, LIKE ACID BURN HE SITS DOWN TO PEE

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
HE AIN'T GOT B-REX CHEFFIN UP THEM BEATS
NONE OF YA'LL GOT SHIT ON ME, PENIS PUMP, YOU CAN SUCK MY D

ZERO COOL AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME

This is a letter to Neals (@ytcracker). I'll let the rest of the letter speak for itself.

Beat by LethalNeedle - Purp

Lyrics:
Almost five years since we heard from Neals
That letter that he wrote just to tell us how he feels
Imprisoned by the syndicate because of his ideals
Sittin in that prison and he lost the appeals
Yo, Neals, you're my hero and I miss you
I'm writin you this letter just wishin that you'd continue
To fight for the people's right to privacy,
To fight for the type of society 
that you wanna see, that we wanna be, 
We deserve to be, and it's hurtin me
We need you back in the game urgently
All these other hacks just lurking, me?
It's been irking me, how they did you so dirty
Like all of a sudden it's a crime to be nerdy
But you've done your time it's time to let you go
It's one minute til midnight so I'll the start the show
Man I'm breakin you out before they takin you out
So shake out the doubt, I'ma send you the route
BGP, I'm here when you need a peer
Make a run for the border, gateway appears
I'm toolin up, I keep that dolphin near
A dozen other tools on my bandoleer
And I've engineered the way you disappear
Cause I've been in their network for at least a year
Got the cameras on loop, radios gone silent
So let's fly the coop before things get violent
30 seconds more and your door should be open
Here I am hoping that your spirit ain't been broken
Just gimme a sign and I'll put you online
Uncrackable laptop and a phone from Pine
It's untrackable man it's a great design
Get you back on the street just in time
Like Justin T take a look at your wrist
Just 11 seconds more until the assist
Ball up your hand, Neals, make a fist
Put it high in the air, it's time to resist

dade - Letter To Neals

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Read more on Ubiktune Blog: http://ubiktune.com/blog/2017/introducing-amplitude-problem-s-frequency-modulators-orchestra

"Armed with synthesizers and an nostalgic affinity for '80s video game soundtracks, Irming conjures an artificial world of high-tech joy, pop music for Donkey Kong to jam to." - All About Jazz

"... exhilarating blast of jazz fusion, synth-pop, and electro funk ... Imagine Kraftwerk composing a theme for an Atari 2600 cartridge." - JazzCorner

"... sets the bar higher, pushing the boundaries of electronic music ... a musical journey across various textures, ideas, and melodic invention ... a winning combination of atonal experimentation and harmonic richness" - No Depression

"... this album is a one stop shop for all sorts of tasty treats ... honestly one of the coolest things I've heard this year." - Chiptunes = WIN

"... radiates the 80s feel ... iconic sound and hooks ... face melting solos throughout ..." - Chip Bit Sid

A retro-electro-jazz concept album consisting of songs created exclusively using FM synthesizers and lo-fi drums. An exploration of the degree to which cold, digital synthesis can be transformed into the warm, human grooves and nuanced, improvised language we expect from the great art of jazz. A zany chiptune adventure down the pixelated rabbit hole. The synth-funk soundtrack to your brain.

Composed, performed and produced by Amplitude Problem, LA 

Mastered by Grammy Award winning engineer Don Grossinger, NY 

Artwork by Mythical Vigilante

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Here's a song that is kinda about feeling trapped and helpless in an office job when all you really want to do is be free, by any means necessary.

Produced by Trunxks Beatz
Written, Recorded, Mixed by 0xdade
Image by StockSnap from Pixabay

Lyrics:
Hated every day I was livin in that cubicle
6 by 6 cell got me rippin out my cuticles
Damn near every day I'm abusin pharmaceuticals
"Oh you've got a great job" ehh that's disputable
Workin 9 to 5 every day is the usual
"I need you to work this weekend" ehh that's undoable
Maybe it's just me, like, maybe I'm unsuitable
Maybe it's just me, like, maybe I'm unusual

What if I don't wanna live just like you
What if I don't wanna work just like you
What if I wanna wander and be free
What if I wanna just try n find me

Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then
Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then

Maybe its the mischief, maybe it's the mayhem
Maybe its maybelline and maybe it's okay then
Maybe its just me or maybe it's MG
Maybe we agree that we wanna be free
Maybe some day I'll like what I've got
Maybe today I'll shoot my shot
Maybe one day I'll strike while it's hot
Maybe it's just me but maybe it's not

What if I start a fight for no good reason
What if I declare it Bugs hunting season
What if I rebel and chase that freedom
What if I destabilize a whole damn region

Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then
Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then

You can call me Milton, I'm lightin this fire
Gotta get away so I think I'm gon retire
Layin on the beach no office required
Me and my drink and some island attire
I don't wanna wear no pieces of flair
Thinkin bout my life plan, the pieces are there
Put it all together and I'm goin anywhere
All I really know is I don't really care

What if you just didn't go into work
What if you told your boss that their a jerk
What if you broke your whole damn network
What if you burned all of your paperwork

Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then
Might mess around and cause a little mayhem
Startin in the A.M. I do it all day n
Half the things I'm sayin, don't mean when I say em
If you wanna start something come out and play then

Mayhem (Demo)

lyrics:
Took a little sniff 
now im bout to blitz 
5letter clique we run this bitch
Got tunes got bars got scripts were talented as shit
Who knew sq could be so cute hard to believe she was ever a dude 
Friday on jrh jewbird’s mental unix slays
Bumping yung innanet windows down no regrets
Fuckhole jones in the place to be
And im feelin mighty proud of my family

if youre retarded please let it shine
Were all retarded     were still online
go for gold let your tism shine
Were all retarded     were still online 

I dont fuck with voice mail send me an email
Dont touch a dick sword youll end up with dick sores
Too many apps too many clients 
Too many new wifi devices
Anji sold doge and she’s crypto mining
I drew a doge and hes tokenizing
You know who i haven’t heard anything about in a while?
Where did efnet’s hottest boyband go? (interdumb and raborn) What did they call themselves? Make efnet salty again?
for real tho where did MESA go?

heard a song by STE he was calling them bitches
Who knew a lisp could be so vicious
Chickenfest and its fingerlickin 
E in the chat and you know hes crippin
Pyrex lurks for the cooks in the kitchen
Moony in sky and hes full of wisdom
Saw spacedgod on a musical mission
ATMOS gone and damn we miss him

if youre retarded please let it shine
Were all retarded     were still online
go for gold let your tism shine
Were all retarded     were still online

Retarded 4 #JRH comp beat by surgery

#Cybersynth, #synthwave, #chiptune, #VGM, #demoscene and #nerdcore madness. #Cyberpunk #hiphop producer for @ytcracker. #Jazz on @ubiktune.

Amplitude Problem is Juan Irming, a Los Angeles producer, composer, sound designer and keyboardist with a focus on synthwave, chiptune, soundtracks, hip hop, video game music and sound effects.

Juan got his start on the European demoscene in the late 80s as the composer for world-famous and humble Atari ST demo crew SYNC, placing first in several demo music contests. Since attending Musicians Institute in the early 90s, he has composed and produced video game inspired synth and chip soundtracks for a number of projects and records such as legendary geek rapper YTCracker's cyberpunk album Introducing Neals. Credited on 11 LPs, he has been featured on albums alongside artists like Mitch Murder, Lazerhawk and GUNSHIP. Juan has appeared live at events and venues such as Comic Con and Game On Expo alongside acts like The Gothsicles, The Minibosses and Future Holotape. He also writes themes for video games such as Power Drive 2000.

Influences include first-generation chip composers Rob Hubbard, Ben Daglish, Martin Galway and Maniacs of Noise in addition to electronic, industrial, jazz and hip hop acts such as Damokles, Kraftwerk, Jean-Michel Jarre, Alphaville, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails, Herbie Hancock and Public Enemy.

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