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rap battles

Rap Battles I guess

Rap Battle

Nightcore - Rockefeller Street

The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

Battlefield Vs Call Of Duty Rap Battle!

Not mine, got it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWmX9UTeT0&feature=youtu.be

Epic Rap Battles Of Anime- Edward Vs. Eren



Lyrics and Casting Coming Soon....
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Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack

繰繰れ！コックリさん OP FULL Gugure! Kokkuri - San [Welcome!!DISCOけもけもけ] By Kokkuri - San

Another version of the normal BGM for Yandere Simulator. This time, it's the fully insane mix. Subject to change. More info on the game here: http://yanderedev.wordpress.com/

(Image credit: perilou.tumblr.com/ )

Yandere Simulator - Schoolday BGM (YANDERE MIX)

Edit # 4:
Woah, over 4,000 plays! Thank you guys! So much!
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This was fun :)

I only own my vocals and nothing else!

Oh, the picture is mine, too

【ShyValentine】Senpai Baby -Yandere Simulator Parody-

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

this is a cool music vid someone made on YouTube, i give credit to yanderedev and the others that made this

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Murder - A Yandere Simulator Christmas Carol

OP Song Super Lovers Anime Full Ver by Yusuke Yata

Okaeri by Yusuke Yata - OP Super Lovers Full Ver.

TRACER VS SCOUT Rap Battle By JT Machinima

Call Me Master

If you like this song make sure to go to fandroids youtube channel

YANDERE SIMULATOR SONG ► Fandroid

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzrxT0dnSg&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=q6rQ_zaPgL2l_bRz-6

『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles Of YANDERE - Yuno Vs Ayano

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

ye wat

Fel as Astro Boy
Zack as Robotboy
Leannaire as Jenny Wakeman
Mathew Swift as The Announcer

EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
ASTRO BOY
VS
ROBOTBOY
BEGIN!

Astro Boy:
Hey, robo-Pinocchio, welcome to Metro City
I know surface dwellers are scraps but Wall-E here ain’t that pretty
First anime in America; thanks to me, the genre grown
While you make people wonder Whatever Happened to Robot Jones
I’ll tell you something more irrational than your fear of food:
That amnesiac Robotgirl is more remembered than you
Save the Superactivation; you’re not Mega nor a man    
You’re just the more naive GIR for an old man’s number one fan

Robotboy:
Your head in clouds, Boy, the Surface is where you chronicle
I’m real star while this Boy nothin’ close to Astronomical
Not play Hamegg Games, fit for decathlon to pit dirt on
I learn to be real boy while you learn to put shirt on
Tobio Tenma is Red Core of my rage
Because Tommy Turnbull better parent than Nick Cage
You give life to Z.O.G; Korean bootleg Baymax Iron Giant
You don’t learn to be pirate at Ministry of Science
 
Astro Boy:
Your broke English discriminates; made in China you chime
While I’m the Mighty Atom besting Mega Man and No. 9
You can’t play me for a fool, I don’t play by robotic rules
Cause unlike your flash animation, I’m bringing it old school!

Robotboy(SUPER-ACTIVATED):
So, what your Trashcan to a Dog-Ra, Sparky
You box-office bombed like a Dr. Kamikazi
Made for father’s selfish intention, then immediate rejection
You’re just an XJ-9 with more feminine complexion

(Buildup)

*Beat changes*

Astro Boy(Talking): 
What?

Robotboy(Talking):
Um... Hello?

*Jenny appears*

Robotboy(Talking):
What the-

Jenny Wakeman:
Enough of the kid stuff, Boys, meet this Teenage Robot’s Life
I save the planet from bug-eyes like you and make it home by five
You’ve got under the Exo-Skin of this fembot heroine
Who’s crushing you like a hydraulic press or if you were Sheldon
Astro’s got reboots and reboots like a cash-cow cop out 
While Robotboy looks like the play-thing of a Preschool Dropout
I Speak No Evil but this stereotype’s incomprehensible
Your Trash Talk is feeble, try to vent against one so sensible
Your losses are set in President Stone, just keep it at that
Cause I’m not the only Peacekeeper absorbed by capitalist rats 
Chipper with no chip or core, just an Infectious Personality
It’s not the one made to be human with the most humanity!

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Skeep!
Mixed by Skeep! idk
Cover Art by me

[SCRAPPED CMRB] Astro Boy vs Robotboy (Old Audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

The last of the old ARB's to be uploaded! Spooky

The forces of darkness have advanced and beaten the moral mind to the race of being released.

Yobar as Sebastian Michaelis

Kerem Erdinc as Alucard

Lyrics :

Sebastian:
Dishes await. But first I must serve a Cross Dressing shrew 
I’ve got a scholar’s work to do after my leisure trip to your HQ,
Takes you 30 years to work, but I serve when master rings
A butler can go dirty when I rip this asshole like a Turk King
Ease my job, here’s a cent : shoot yourself ! I can contract that,
Please us both in your death you hellbent Schrödinger’s Cat 
This Butler is the blackest thing since the plague on your country 
With a Count reduced to working for the whore kin of his enemy

Alucard:
Nice lines. Is it a Phantomhive limey trying to be Dandy?
Or is it scrapped dialogue from some underage yaoi ?
For you’re a stuck up prick bent on sucking up his own kind,
Both my hunger and army can’t benefit from your tight mind
How boring, another Kuroshit monster to blast to hell 
But somehow, you’re more of a circus freak then Grell
The police girl could send this Hot Topic mess to the Undertaker
If you want butlers to fight me just go and bring me Walter

Sebastian :
But like Walter, I pull strings on this anagram from Romania
As you see Ozzy wannabee, you’re better off in Castlevania
I laugh at how your greatest foe is a fat Adolf Hitler
It is time for you to learn never to mess with one hell of a b-

*gets crushed by a steamroller*
(WRYYYYY!)

Dio Brando (Mancha) : 
It is I ! A vampire who’s joyed to give up his humanity!
I reign ZA WARUDO, but you’re just Hellsings Zeppeli 
Tell me Vlad, what’s common between Integra and Jojo?
It’s simple! Both of their dogs were roasted by Dio!
MUDA! MUDA! To Alexander you’re just an amateur 
My son would perform a bloodier Valentine Massacre 
Even Speedwagon could beat this poser ass brit 
Try to fire shots, but Hol Horse would beat you to it 
In battle; even the D’Arby brothers show more class
Both of your Phantom Blood is too weak for the Mask 
Bring in your Frenchmen, although Polnareff is more brave 
I’d rather be a head than drink the dirty blood of a slave

Alucard: 
What a beautiful Duwang to speak your insults towards me,
I’m a stronger Alu-Card than any Stand could be 
You dare touch this, but even Vanilla Ice spits colder 
All I see is a Gothic punk sensitive to Solar Power 
Even at level 0 I could beat your fucked up family 
And don’t speak of the kinks you have with that body
A meme like yourself is better off stomped by the Nightwalker 
Displaying your ashes for a quick buck, I’m a real Stardust Crusader

Alucard vs Sebastian Michaelis - Scrapped Anime Rap Battle

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Smosh Games Vs Normal Boots

Epic Rap Battles Of Cartoons Vs Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Original

William has tiks vs The Tik tock

WvsW flowtest

Notch Vs Scott but its zander

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer