Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

On Erthang

The reboot begins.

Mancha as Neo
UnamusedDetective as GLaDOS
Beat by Epidemic Sound
Thanks to Yobar for mixing GLaDOS!

Neo: 
What if I told you that you’re testing my patience?
It’s a death deja vu with this bitch in the Matrix
My disses more vile than the toxin you advertise
Systematically become the Agent of your demise
You can’t escape with an ATLAS when this Lab Rat gets trapped
Crash a murderous modem with my hard driving raps
The Source of your Failed Mistakes lies not in your irrelevance
because Caroline’s riddled with artificial unintelligence

GLaDOS:
I spit acid, leave this pill seeing red on the litmus!
Neutralize a basic itch with a swath of pure citrus!
Thus I feel Repulsion from your lack of control
Trippin’ harder than Alice down the rabbit’s hole
This M C P U is vicious; giga-biting Keanu
Listen, Mr. Anderson, because I know you’re kung screwed
I’m apetured you preferred your allegorical Cave
Like your reality, you beating me’s a piece of cake

Neo:
Now I’m dodging your insults, call it GLaDOS bites the bullet-time
I’m punishing your lunacy; you’re too birdbrained to realize
that while you’re stuck on a Chell like Ouranos’s daughter
I rewire like a juvenile, for science, you monster!
GLaDOS:
No! Stop! No! No! No! No! NooooOOOOOOooooOOoooooOoOoO!
Neo:
Kicked a dea ex machina and left her circuits deep fried!
The starch truth? You're not sweet, but Enriched with polysaccharides!
Shuffle off this Portal coil, for you’re mortal with no morality!
I'll eat you with the non-existent spoon that is your victory!

PotatOS:
I test proto-call the shots! Turrets stop you in your tracks!  
Like the Companion Cube’s inferno I rhyme it hot on the track!
Now I’m shutting you down, The Matrix Online’s had a Half-Life
You sacrificed in vain, it seems that I’m Still Alive!
GLaDOS:
I’m a flawless divinity, Architect of your destruction
With a better Core Trinity than the one of your seduction
Sì, lontana da Scienza! My Cypher shows I Want You Gone!
The One's more of a zero, see, now that’s what I’ve been counting on!

GLaDOS vs Neo - URBoF #1

WoodenHornets as Tyrantrum
Mancha as Carracosta
Seth as Rampardos
MetalFire as Armaldo
Adam as Aerodactyl

Tyrantrum:
It’s time to Dragon Dance, make sure you can’t advance
In this Pokemon World Tournament you’re getting super Smashed!
I’m the king of this mountain! Ripping through you like you're metal!
If you think you can beat me, you must be mental!
While I Stomp and Roar, you Swim Swiftly down the NU!
Got a Life Orb Earthquake to blast right through!
You’re not very legendary and your legacy’s left temporary
Jaw’s riding strong while choosing Cover’s pure insanity!


Carracosta:
When it comes to Gen 5, everyone knows I'm the best
Don’t need an Assault Vest, I’ve got a rock hard chest!
You're just a rock in my way - all it takes is one slap!
You think you're so special, I was chosen by Black!
You can’t rock enough, you need your band to be effective
One million years later, you’re still specially defective
All that crunching and biting, you must be so sore 
I can think of one thing you need that Strong Jaw for

Tyrantrum: 
Sure you’re not poison type? Because you’re a fucking waste!
So come on and tell me how that grass weakness tastes
Just try to go toe to toe and face my Outrage!
Step up to my throne and get your weak ass slayed!
I’m done with this charade! You can’t stop this monster!
When I Horn Drill your face there won’t be Leftovers!
I’ll Smash your Shell and make sure you cease to breathe
Your chance at winning this is even worse than your speed!

Carracosta: 
There’s no way I can’t match up against this dumbass despot!
And speaking of your throne, you’re gonna Knocked Off!
Try to get the Stone Edge! You best Protect yourself!
Without your Rock Head equipped you just wreck yourself!
I’ll stop your claws, Return it with an Aqua Tail! 
Just between you and me, I would’ve chosen Sail
You wanna FIGHT me, but you should hit RUN instead
Oh no, This gen six degenerate just Fled

Rampardos:
Let’s break the mold! and not to mention all your skulls!
I ROCK the roof! I’m the strongest in Sinnoh!
You should Di-Know I’m the alpha male 
HP’s so low, I bet you wish you knew Flail
Alola! Rockin’ harder than Roggenrola!
Rockin’ Double Edge! That’s Ancient Power!
Like our lord Omastar I’m shining brightly
Try to be Zen about your Shattered Psyche

Armaldo: (01:50)
What’s with your shiny? It just turns you to a ginger!
I bet that I could beat you down with only one finger!
Wait… I don’t even have fingers
But guess what yo, you see I got two stingers?!
I got the Battle Armor so your disses won’t get me
I’ve got Swift Swim so I’m faster when it’s rainy
When it comes to Rock Blastin’ you dont get no free passes
This underrated fossil mon just whipped ya asses!

Aerodactyl: 
Welcome to your extinction, I’ll end you jabronies
You’ll be feeling the Pressure when I sky drop you phonies!
Take you Down a level till you’re nothing but petroleum 
Take a look at your stats- Rock Tomb! Yeah I bury ‘em!
One-Fifty base speed, it’s like I’m on fossil fuels!
Mega Aerodactyl:
Just one Sky Attack spells out your doom!
Not Celesteela but I’m bringin a Steel Wing!
Lance would have never been champ without me!
You think you rock but you're softer than Ditto!
Braggin’ about your stats but they're all shit tho!
Even calling for help won’t save your scales now!
The OG has entered and made you all bow down!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Tyrantrum vs Carracosta. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #1

Reuploading the old ARB's! The first really good one

In this ARB, we have the world's top detective, L, going up against the forced investigator and lucky student of Hope's Peak Academy, Makoto Naegi, squaring off in a battle of the greatest case-solvers in a context of death.

Lyrics :

L: 
Students, take a seat. This outta be a crushing execution :
To take the cake I'll break this head without hesitation
Observin’ Naegi, Ultimate Nobody, probably Kira
Pulling the trigger myself, no other in the game spits iller
Amateur ! take your leetspeak back in the playground
Step into the big leagues, like Fukawa, you’ll fall down
In you, I see 1% of guts, 99% of piss,
So try to diss and way more than your life will be at risk

Naegi:
*shot fired* You got that wrong ! My hope for the future’s strong !
So sing along, boring monotone, as I tune up your song !
My punchlines hit so fast, your heart will stop, be careful,
Or the top detective’s gonna lose again to High-School level !
I distrust a lusty butt toucher, kinky for handcuffs, disgusting !
Sadistic fuck filthier than Kira, let's just bust him !
You're grounded so answer me before this gets lamer,
Which task force here actually catched a serial killer ?

L, Mello and Near:
Ooh, shots fired, loser ! What's scary in a fashion queen ?
Raps that’s more crap than your animation, go back to your PSP screen,
Cause with chocolate-sweet flow L's legacy will take you outta the picture,
Close this case and your school, blast you away like its headmaster!
Wanna take me down, little girl? don't hope too much
You'll need a deus ex machina to get this legend touched!
But you'll die out, like your daddy, your mommy, your best friends,
And the whole world of which you're delaying the end !
This world, we change it ! You just bother with your clothes...
Jerking off to a dead girl before playing the Ace Attorney clone?
Just one mistake, you'll lose, cuz your talents were kidnapped,
Watari, we're off, we've left marks this kid won't ever forget.

Naegi, Kyoko and Togami:
Autistic orphan trash, if you leave, for God's sake, take a shower...
Yeah, you’ve blown it, burnt yourselves, so competing ? Don't bother...
Get your clones together, use your power to think, then you'll feel blue
When resourceless teens solve the puzzle to prove they're more valuable than you!
So here comes mankind's future ! Mutually killing it to reign supreme !
Clairvoyant ! At ease with flows ! We founded the perfect tag team !
A gift from above, so let’s rap ! The best weapon is in the end of this pen ! (achoo)
We've rung some bells, IT'S THE END OF THE LAST THREE PANDA-MEN !
"Gothic Batman", we don't need your name, after we've flowed,
Monokuma’s gonna load you of your sweets till you explode !
And while we mourn the death of your crushed-down network,
Our footsteps on your grave is all that's left of your work!

Emo Owl as L
Dusk as Makoto Naegi
Frenzy as M
VinnyO as N
MetalFire as Byakuya Togami
Leannaire as Kyoko Kirigiri

L Vs Makoto Naegi - Anime Rap Battles #3

When two ultimate things collide... This is a Super Smash Bros Ultimate parody of Lemon Demon's "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Old King Koopa was stompin' around
Big Battlefield like a big playground
When suddenly Samus straight from Metroid
Hit Bowser with a missile and now he's annoyed
So Bowser starts to run at Samus to attack
But didn't expect to get countered by Mac
And then he gave Bowser the good ol' one-two
Then he's blasted with Hadoukens coming from Ryu
Then he started to beat up the Bruiser from the Bronx
But Samus knocked them off the stage with a POW Block
And just when she thought it was safe to give a taunt
Solid Snake from Metal Gear came out of his box
Took a Super Scope and it's Samus who he aimed at
Blew Samus away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away 
Cause Simon Belmont came to save the day

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

[Verse 2]
Bowser took a bite out of Simon Belmont
And just to be a dick, he followed with a taunt
Then Mac came back, another punch he wants to pack
But Diddy Kong jumped and he landed on his back
And Samus' shield is broken and now she's all dizzy
And Solid Snake went to end her in a jiffy
But something pulled him in when his leg got caught
Link brought him in using his Hookshot
Then he saw Bowser sneaking up from behind
Then he reached for his bow which he just couldn't find
Cause Samus stole it and she shot and she missed
But it hits Diddy Kong and now he is pissed
He jumped in the air flying with his jetpack
While Solid Snake jumped trying to land on the back
Of Simon Belmont but they collided in the air
Then they both froze up by the Villager's glare

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down 

[Bridge]
And then came a warning about a new foe
Descending from above, the Duck Hunt duo
Who delivered a bite with his mouth full of foam and drool
Into the leg of the Hero of Hyrule
He's biting real hard, Link tries to get him off his boot
As Samus Aran changed into her Zero Suit
The duo saw Samus and her vulnerable thighs
And then they jump for Samus for another bite

[Verse 3]
Then Marth, Roy, Lucina, Robin, Chrom, Corrin, Meta Knight
Did I skip a Fire Emblem character? Oh, Ike
And then came Luigi and both of the Inklings
And both the Ice Climbers and big man Ridley
Mario, Wii Fit Trainer, Captain Falcon, Star Fox
Pac-Man, Mega Man, every single Pokemon
Bowser Jr and all seven Koopalings
And Pit, Pittoo, Young Link and Toon Link
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
They kicked Duck Hunt and his chuckling ass
It was the most hype battle Smash fans ever saw
With millions looking in a total awe

[Outro]
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, this had to be done
Waluigi number one!

[HOOK]
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History
Assist trophies and Smash Balls as far as the eye can see
And only one man will win, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down
This is the Ultimate Smash Down in Nintendo History

"The Ultimate Smashdown in Nintendo History" - A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Parody by B-Lo

Thumbnail by Nooby

Vladimyr P. as Jeff the Killer
Raichous as The Joker

Written by Raichous
Mixed by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
JOKER
Let's introduce a little anarchy, make things a little stranger
While I'm facing you, I'm completely unendangered
You're a sleep deprived teen who’s ripped off my look
and unlike the bat, I won't do this by the book
If you couldn't take a bully then how can you face me
I've been duping the bat ever since the 1940's
I'll put you in the ground with a super-move combo
After all, you're nothing more than an emo

JEFF
Another killer clown? Oh boy, how original
The idea that you could even win is inexplicable
You're just a class clown while I'm a true killer
hell, your rapping is no better than Leto's scene filler
I'm the guy who makes people cower and cry
While you're behind a counter selling big macs and fries
You're the type of clown to be a party entertainer
Now Go to Sleep Joker, cuz I win, it's a no brainer

-DOWNLOAD LINKS-
Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker- https://picosong.com/wARch
Karaoke- https://picosong.com/wARcp

Thanks for Watching!!

Jeff the Killer vs. The Joker

Ryan Kelly as Harry Potter
HalaCG as Sabrina Spellman

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Harry Potter:

I’m Harry Potter, and I’m the better spell man
Facing off the Dark Lord’s daughter,  who could ever tell man?
I’m the chosen one,   I’m the flowin’ one,   my words prevail!
Your Netflix show is so bad, I started crying Riverdales    (Ayy)
I’m the most iconic magic man since Copperfield and HEART
This selfish teenage girl’s got no defence against my dark art
Tell me, Brina, did you come all this way to steal my ten points?
Or am I just the next teenage boy who you will disappoint   
Oh and on the topic of boys,   you’re not a love spiller,    you’re brother killer
I can see why they call you chilling,   but your sub par adventures are painfully bitter
Your ex dated your best friend straight after you detached
And I know you probably moved on but that must’ve been a Scratch 




Sabrina Spellman:

I’ll cast you a spell, man   since you’ve clearly lost your magic
Your novels peaked at three, but then it got severely tragic
Cedric, Snape, and Fred, got Riddled, man you can’t be Sirius
Call your author J. R. R K. Rowling, death makes her delirious (hahaha)
I’m the offspring of the dark lord, you can’t step to me little Gryffindor
Cause I’m bad to the core and I’ll leave this Potter more sore than a falling Dumbledore
I’m the morning star, you’re the mourning star of a magic school-
Who went from tragedies with mom and dad to Deathly Hallows 2 (boo)
You’re useless, I’m the coolest witch whose rhymes you cannot parry 
Can’t seem to conjure up a flow, yet they say that    “You’re a wizard harry”
Potter do not bother, beating the Queen doesn’t come easy
Sabrina is a  rap eater,   your Petty crew cannot defeat me 
Cheerleader by day, Queen of hell by night   who’s flows are tight!
Whether it’s Greendale or the academy, I’m always causing fright!
Are you just bad at witchcraft or diss-craft I can’t tell
Cause when it comes to rap offs you’re going straight to hell!

Harry Potter:

I know why they call me the boy who lived, I sat through that whole verse
Good thing your aunties direct funerals, ‘cause I think I’ll need a hearse 
You must be Baxter high if you think you can best Harry
Witch I’ll tally up my house points ‘til I win the cup of rapping
My lines are fire in a goblet,   yours are Lucifer in Nick
You risked your friends’ lives trying to save him ‘cause you missed his big

Sabrina Spellman:

Ugh! Sick!

You’re deluded if you think you can just bring up Harvey, Potter!
When I’m up ruling in hell, I’ll say hello to your father 
You endanger your entire school every single year
Because you can’t face off against a noseless blue excuse for fear
I’m the best witch, and a bad bitch, none can best this, top of Netflix
Spit electric, burn in hellfire, set my hair whiter, I’m the throne rider, keep my viewers’ eyes wider, setting foes on fire 
I may be a half witch, but I’m full of show stoppers
So I’ll astral project away, before you pee your pants, Potter

Harry Potter vs Sabrina Spellman - Rap Battle!

FyxFynn as Tomura Shigaraki 
Malina Rose as Cinder Fall

Shigaraki (0:14):
I’ll be the one to make Fall fall, the world’s at the tip of my hands and you’re
A moody little karen out on a quest to speak with Salem’s manager
Don’t need a scythe to break you like your trust
I'm not the first villain to leave you cucked
Even your fanbase agrees that you sucked
Up until Volume 4 when you finally shut up!
Topping Shigaraki? No child could stop me
My ideals speak volumes, you’re at the bottom, pleading
For a chance to make up for your crapfest in Atlas, you’ll always exist as a way to mock Disney
I haven’t seen a Stain as annoying as you since that damn blood lusting coward
‘Cept you? You’re just boring, with motives so basic they can be summed up with “Grrr, I want power”
Your faction is falling, I could do this later, no craters so I’ll do you like your creator
Potential is wasted, erased from the paper of this traitor who frightens me less than Eraser
I’ll slay her! her powers were Maiden China, no wonder she got clapped by a bird
Use that good eye well, the last thing it’ll see is my thumb; any last words?

Cinder (1:01):
You sure know how to use that quirk, all I heard were decayed bars in your whole verse
Sit back as I turn this track to ashes, I’ll laugh as you scratch your neck till it burns 
The lesser successor would be better off giving his power to me, don’t need two eyes to see it
You’re Torchwick minus the looks, even have the same destiny as him, I believe in it
Plots so idiotic, you’re mocking yourself, think Japan’s gonna fear you? Stop it!
You try to subside every hero and ended up becoming one for Hot Topic!
Pathetic, I’d make your league fall for fun. this battle’s All for One; and it’s Fall, not Tom
Your father pulled a Notre Dame on you, now you’d get killed by a stick of lip balm!
Pouty little incel, so desperate for attention you constantly play pretend
Destroyed a whole city, everybody still looked at you and just said “..who are you again?”
You’ll meet a fate worse than the end of a knife, I’ll tell you how this’ll end; with you getting iced
Still think we’re playing games? Alright then, consider me the final boss. I just took your last life

Written by FyxFynn
Mixed by DeegleNV
Cover art by Fightmarker
Beat by 2Deep

(BONUS) Tomura Shigaraki vs Cinder Fall // Rap Battle

Ken-chan as Frisk 
Viral as Ness
Viral as Announcer 
Written by Viral, JD, Bing Bong Studios, M&Matt, Shimario, Pixel Chris
Mixed by Ken-chan

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mnlhSx7b1ZpcSddkJh5YpjEz_lRPd5lcJzyVnBQkhNY/edit?usp=sharing

Ness vs Frisk - Viral Rap Battles!

LYRICS:

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 1:
What does hope mean to you?
How do you define that motive that pulls you through?
When it seems to you like all is lost, tell me, what do you do
To get out of that slump to achieve what you want to pursue?
I’ve always thought that Lady Luck was on side
One step closer to my dream, the future was looking bright
But I learned quick my situation wasn’t right
And what would happen in the following days would change all of our lives
Who do you trust? Who will betray?
Are you on the hunt? Or are you the prey?
Who unites and stands? Who wields the knife?
Will you take my hand? Or take my life?
We’re all part of a game we’re being forced to play
We’re lead to believe that bringing death’s how we escape
Well I won’t do it, I’m gonna find another way
Cause ultimately, hope always win the day

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 2:
Talk about the school of hard knocks
What the hell are we a part of?
I can feel my heart pump
There’s a killer lurking, everybody’s got their guard up
But we must stay together, we’ll beat this cause we’re better
Won’t kill for their pleasure, never cracking under pressure
We won’t be beaten, we’re stronger than all our demons
No matter how much we’re bleedin’, we’ll fight to be granted freedom
If you’re thinking that despair can win, that’s never right in any case
We won’t break no matter how much days you keep us contained in this place
Lines have been crossed, I’m mourning the ones we lost
Deaths searing into my thoughts, can’t unsee the things I watched
But with all the horrifying tragedy that’s all around me
I’ll keep my sanity to prevent more of it from happening
Cease the blood lust, avoid the path of genocide
This is a situation with circumstances where we can’t divide
We will overcome the urge to bring our own demise
Through these dark times, hope will help us all survive

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

Verse 3:
Among us, there is a false face
When there’s an opportunity, they won’t waste
The moment you’re alone, they will make haste
They’re curious on how your blood tastes
Your light is dimming, not enough to clear the air
Soon enough, you’ll see that fate isn’t fair
It is hopeless thinking someone hears your prayers
You’ll come to reason in the ways of despair

[HOOK]
Every memory I ever made here
Had been wiped out and replaced with fear
I've been stained with the blood and the tears
Of the ones that I held so dear
My heart's aching
But you can't break me
I will not be overwhelmed by despair
Won't make me
Go crazy
For the beacon of hope is still there

"Beacon of Hope" - A Danganronpa Rap by B-Lo (ft. Wubcake)

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer