EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Reuploading the old ARB's! The first really good one

In this ARB, we have the world's top detective, L, going up against the forced investigator and lucky student of Hope's Peak Academy, Makoto Naegi, squaring off in a battle of the greatest case-solvers in a context of death.

Lyrics :

L: 
Students, take a seat. This outta be a crushing execution :
To take the cake I'll break this head without hesitation
Observin’ Naegi, Ultimate Nobody, probably Kira
Pulling the trigger myself, no other in the game spits iller
Amateur ! take your leetspeak back in the playground
Step into the big leagues, like Fukawa, you’ll fall down
In you, I see 1% of guts, 99% of piss,
So try to diss and way more than your life will be at risk

Naegi:
*shot fired* You got that wrong ! My hope for the future’s strong !
So sing along, boring monotone, as I tune up your song !
My punchlines hit so fast, your heart will stop, be careful,
Or the top detective’s gonna lose again to High-School level !
I distrust a lusty butt toucher, kinky for handcuffs, disgusting !
Sadistic fuck filthier than Kira, let's just bust him !
You're grounded so answer me before this gets lamer,
Which task force here actually catched a serial killer ?

L, Mello and Near:
Ooh, shots fired, loser ! What's scary in a fashion queen ?
Raps that’s more crap than your animation, go back to your PSP screen,
Cause with chocolate-sweet flow L's legacy will take you outta the picture,
Close this case and your school, blast you away like its headmaster!
Wanna take me down, little girl? don't hope too much
You'll need a deus ex machina to get this legend touched!
But you'll die out, like your daddy, your mommy, your best friends,
And the whole world of which you're delaying the end !
This world, we change it ! You just bother with your clothes...
Jerking off to a dead girl before playing the Ace Attorney clone?
Just one mistake, you'll lose, cuz your talents were kidnapped,
Watari, we're off, we've left marks this kid won't ever forget.

Naegi, Kyoko and Togami:
Autistic orphan trash, if you leave, for God's sake, take a shower...
Yeah, you’ve blown it, burnt yourselves, so competing ? Don't bother...
Get your clones together, use your power to think, then you'll feel blue
When resourceless teens solve the puzzle to prove they're more valuable than you!
So here comes mankind's future ! Mutually killing it to reign supreme !
Clairvoyant ! At ease with flows ! We founded the perfect tag team !
A gift from above, so let’s rap ! The best weapon is in the end of this pen ! (achoo)
We've rung some bells, IT'S THE END OF THE LAST THREE PANDA-MEN !
"Gothic Batman", we don't need your name, after we've flowed,
Monokuma’s gonna load you of your sweets till you explode !
And while we mourn the death of your crushed-down network,
Our footsteps on your grave is all that's left of your work!

Emo Owl as L
Dusk as Makoto Naegi
Frenzy as M
VinnyO as N
MetalFire as Byakuya Togami
Leannaire as Kyoko Kirigiri

L Vs Makoto Naegi - Anime Rap Battles #3

Dusk as Kirito
Mancha as Scott Pilgrim
Tara as Ramona Flowers
Adam as Wallace Wells
Beat by Vinny

Kirito:
Link Start! I've got two blades and one weeb to retire
No demon chicks needed when Kirigaya spits fire
While you trip over your words I'm high climbing Aincrad
Thot Pilgrim couldn't survive one night in Minecraft!
When a Boy ends up Crashed from a virgin cocktail
I'd grade you a Coke Zero on an Ordinal Scale!
This is your Infinite Sadness, I'm way out of your League, 
You know, Pilgrim, I'm in lesbians with your defeat

Scott:
 Wait, what do I do? Stand up and fight, Scott!
Wallace, I don’t like hitting girls! They’re too soft!
This friend Repulsor is just a Black-hearted Swordsman
Think that you can’t lose to me? Shoryuken!
[[That doesn’t even rhyme!]] [[Stop ripping off of Starbomb!]]
Seriously, guys? Let me do this. Come on.
Poorly written, poorer rapping, man it really is a shame
Because I don’t think that I’d even enjoy playing your game

Kirito:
 Look at that, it’s just another way that Scott’s in denial!
He’s so alien to girls that his life’s the EX-files!
Ripping off Street Fighter? Pilgrim’s running out of powers!
Grab a tricorn hat and hide behind your May-Flowers!
A Graves tale of pre-adolescent capriciousness:
This deadbeat bitch tries to stick his dick in chicks
Went through fake highschool girlfriends and now you wanna screw ME?
Smash a predator’s face in! A second Nobuyuki!

Scott: 
Your novels sure are light when it comes to artistic vision
And I wanted to enjoy your verse - be Witty and abridge it!
Wait, what the Puckman, you made a season 2  anyway?
That's it, you cocky cock, you'll pay for your crimes against anime!
So careful taking a FullDive or else like Keita, you’ll fall!
[[Oh, remember Phantom Bullet Arc?]] [[Kick her in the balls!]]
Just take a Blood Oath, since it seems you’re down for incest
Or go back to playing with that fidget spinner on your chest

Kirito: 
Your lines are emptier than your brain’s subspace
And with no ex-Calibur, you need to just face
That even with the Power of Understanding you wield
YOU STILL DON’T KNOW TO NOT CROSS A MASTER OF HIS FIELD
Lets Elucidate this for you, though they call me the beater
Looking at Knives, I guess you’re both a beta and a cheater
Leaving a final one-liner before I end this strife:
Grow up, Scott, and get a Precious Little Life!

Scott:
This suuuuuuuucks.

Ramona:
You’re not dead. You’re just having some idiotic dream.

Scott & Ramona:
Oh, ok.
Level up! Plus 4 Guts, my 1 Love, and 3 Power!
You just Sex Bob-ombed, but it’s my Finest Hour!
You’re no fun at parties! Get it through your Demonhead!
Or else you’ll never recover from a Laughing Coffin’s bloodshed!
Sorry, did we strike a NerveGear? We Shatterbands on the attack!
And we’re leaving Asuna to be the one to dress in black!
Shitty. Awful. Overrated: SAO!
Take you Sword Art Offline with an ultimate K.O.!

URBoF

Scott Pilgrim vs Kirito  - URBoF #9

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon

Beat: https://youtu.be/v4xzOp7hdrs
Beat Produced by: Boi-1Da and Jahaan Sweet
Beat Reproduced by: Exxzone
Written by: Jason Carreon and Creep Switch
Mixed by: Boris

Cast:
Saitama: Creep Switch
Captain Underpants: Boris

Lyrics:
(0:38) Saitama:
No need for an introduction, when a complex origin is what your storing
……………..
Oh I'm supposed to do more? I only need one line to be scoring
*sigh* being this good at rapping is…….pretty boring

(0:50) Captain Underpants: 
Traa La Laaaa, all I heard was blah blah blah
From a mopey business man who thinks having fun is a call
I'm the hero for the mosquito, you're the hero that is evil
Well at least thats what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invaded waist land
I'm going to end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband

(1:10) Saitama:
*Beat stops*
…….ok…….
*Beat continues*
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that’s toyed with rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Cus a serious punch will bypass the biased help you stick to
No other hero in their right mind would associate with you

(1:28) Captain Underpants:
You're a one hundred push-overs if you ask me baldy
If you wanna talk needs at least I ain't rated as flop B's
But when i toss thee to the moon with one measly throw
Your relevance will be filled with holes, guess you made an easy foe.

Saitama vs Captain Underpants

Merry Christmas month everyone! To celebrate the opening day of the final month of the year, we give you the fifth installment of GridLine Rap Battles Season 2! Today we have legendary animator and cartoonist, Walt Disney, pitted against similarly legendary children's books artist and author, Doctor Seuss!

Mr. Tibbs as Walt Disney
Mancala as Doctor Seuss
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Beat by: Omega Vision Music Group
Written by: Ryan Shackle, Mr. Tibbs, and Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
Walt:
Hot dog! I’ll make you better with a kick in the teeth
Your success is the size of Disneyland: incomplete
With a monetary moniker and portfolio in rapture
I’m on more planes of glory than a camera could ever capture
With a Wocket in your Pocket, I see the Doc is pretty toxic
You’ve got Once-ler flow, which you’ll see the apple drop in
And from Snow White to Poppins, you can’t make my impact lapse
So come in; be my guest. I’ll even let the beard pass

Seuss:
Going Green Eggs and Ham in a Sam I Am-bic dictation
Your raps sucked more than your former occupation
With stolen credit from your brother, lack of Fleischer’s compliance
And just Cari-bein’ stubborn; now you’re a true pirate
You’re a foolish nerd, with rhyme skill two sizes too small
I’ve seen through more cels in the heads on my wall
A little bug went Ka-choo, and now your empire is done
I can’t wait for The Cat to tear your soulmate a new one
So prepare to bite the bullet with Davy Crockett on the trigger
Give you rigor Mortimus, with no mercy from my vigor
Don’t think I’m here to unclaim all the joy you set in motion
But your raps prove maybe you should’ve actually been frozen

Walt:
What a thrilling conclusion. Must have taken three months
But these Seussical endeavors must be halted at once
Because you tried to make a mountainous work kids would renown
But you slipped up, making you rap butter side down
Your rhymes make me sick; I should call a real doctor
And your books have had more boners than Harry Potter
I’ll leave you sleeping with the fishes, both the red and the blue
And your verse is more disgraceful than your “Private” Snafu
If you’re gonna take me down, quit the talk and get to work
I dare you to make your next verse with only 50 words
Your whole presence is a goose egg even Horton wouldn’t hatch
But never lose sight of one thing: that it started with a rap

Seuss:
Excuse me if I’m Kurt, but I’ll rustle up a smirch
Once they make your work illegal, I’ll gladly pass the torch
I spit so sick, it’s what turned my final page
Plus, I drew every creature in the works that bear my name
You’d like a man who took the gold more than any other person
Would take my breath away, like a matricidal burden
Now, don’t cry because I beat you; smile because you fought me
But now it’s time that I, the Seuss, carve the roast beast

Cover by: Commander Jacob

Walt Disney vs Doctor Seuss| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2 Episode 5

MetaMachine As Shovel Knight
Malina Rose As Shantae

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Royalty.mp3

Beat Produced by: Adamack
Written by: Powerpunk Gamer. Henry, Dani Frias, Commander Jacob
Chiseled by: Tuna and B O R K
Mixed by: Jordan
Flow Test: Shantae_VS_Shovel_Knight_FLOWTEST.mp3
Flow Test by: Janssen Benedict
Thumbnail by: SonicSmash 

Lyrics:

Shovel Knight Vs. Shantae 
GAME ON!

Shovel Knight:
For that of shovelry, I’m here to strike this genie
Who’s got more than a Pirate’s Curse to work alongside Risky
Mimic this, no Wrench of yours can fix your legacy
For an E10+ game with more fanservice than your Rule 34 pornography
Ride flows harder than Troupple King, but there’s no health for you to gain
I’d offer you to Dig In, yet no wall meat can stop your pain
With all your transformations, you’ve already made a monkey of yourself
So you can belly dance through this battle, but Shantae here can’t Save Her-self

Shantae:
Come on, Shovel, make like Rottytops and bite me
Reminds me of a Tinkerbat; nothing but a pathetic enemy
You oughta Shield, Knight. You act high and Mighty with your modes and extra fights
But that’s normal for this Mega Boy to stay out of the spotlight
No Quarter is worth the relics in your disposal, like your earraping Horn
While I’ve fought in strange ways with my hair before you were even born
Go ahead and kiss my Scuttlebutt, since the Mayor’s less annoying than you
Plague-ing your raps with hentai jokes? Seems the dirt you piled’s been overused

Shovel Knight:
You rap like you just woke up; need to get out of your Jammies?
You don’t seem ret-2-go when you’re captured in those metal princess panties
More of a blockhead than Bolo if you think you paved the way for indies yourself
You remain a memory of the GBC, players proudly stand me on their shelf

Shantae:
With all the crossovers you’ve got, I’m surprised no one’s tired of your tale
You can fall right in my golden bars since you like to rip off Ducktales
Don’t toy with me, you think you’re on par with an Amibo? Please
It seems you just helped me take the win, eternal Assist Trophy

Shantae Vs Shovel Knight - Game On! #6

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Danganronpa VS Dreamworks

THE BOSS BABY CALLS ME AND THREATENS TO MURDER A CHILD AT 3 AM??? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

UnamusedDetective as Monaca Towa
swizkii as The Boss Baby

Monaca Towa:
Monaca is on the mic to force this toddler to retire
You’ll be deprived of Hope quick when this mage spits some fire
With such a god-awful film, I think it’s time for you to own up
I hate this pitiful child even more than I do grown-ups!
So this smart-Alec really thinks that he can front me?
You’ll find my Monokuma bots much deadlier than some puppies
You’ll never take the win with all your baby babblin'
But I will! Cuz’ if Monaca wants it, it happens!

The Boss Baby:
A mini-Junko was able to Towa verse? I can’t believe this
But I’ll still walk over your flows, as I am Baby Jesus
Your future’s looking Kuro-kuma, and your business stopped its stride
Looks to me like you should follow through on your thoughts of suicide
What you spit makes you more brainless than the Monokuma Kids
Thinking you’ll win? Seems your imagination’s more active than Tim’s
It’s wise to give up on this battle just like you did with Despair
‘Cause once I’m done with you, you’ll actually need a wheelchair

Monaca Towa:
You’ve got cookie-cutter lines, how do you expect them to hurt?
I've suffered way worse abuse than your lackluster verse
It's the head of homeroom running rampant with her schemes
Against a Dreamworks Benjamin Button Bald-losing meme!

The Boss Baby:
When a neglected sadist rapist somehow rises the ranks
It becomes clear that your birth was the worst April Fool’s prank
You just make people irate, showered in your fandom’s hate
So I’ll send you off back to space to suffer your headmaster’s fate

Written by Vivian and R the Writer
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Dani Frias

Monaca Towa VS The Boss Baby | RAP BATTLE!

The new Soundcloud for Anime Rap Battles! Battles will be uploaded here from now on! We couldn't get access to the old account, so it was time to start new. Anime Rap Battles is a rap battle series inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, which showcase characters from Japanese animation, or Anime, battle rapping each other. YouTube Channel updated when possible

Crew members:
Dusk - Rapper/Writer
MetalFire - Rapper/Writer/Announcer
Rayyan - Writer/Editor/Mixer