I don't mind the abductions so much, I love teaching any entity the fine galactic art of low down dirty an' mean funkaliciousness, but why aliens, why do you always conduct medical experiments on my rectum before, during, and after the lessons? 

I mean just once, can we do the lesson on Tuesday and then say maybe the rectal probe on Thursday? Is that too much to ask?  Fucking aliens ....

Aliens Always Abducting Me, Making Me Teach Them Funk and Shit Like That

AnsonianThunder is not a man but is a force of nature. It incarnated in 3rd-dimensional time-space reality with one mission. To lay down the sickest, most vicious and sadistic guitar lines possible. 

AnsonianThunder pulls guitar lines straight from the hoary and timeless nether regions of the human soul. When it lays its hand on the fretboard, notes sound with the power and fury of 10,000 big-legged women twerking in unison. 

It is interested in only two things. Tits and the acquisition of more tits.