All of AnsonianThunder's originals

This is the final installment in my trilogy about titties. My titty trilogy, if you will. Check out the first two installments, "It's All About Big Ass Titties" and "With Great Titties Comes Great Responsibility". 

My work is done, my legacy cemented. Cemented in the annals of titties.

Slap Them Titties Around

You Getting Yo Dick Sucked, Under Moonlight and Shit, All Romantic

Getting Yo Dick Sucked, Under Moonlight And Shit, All Fucking Romantic Like

Old Fashioned Incest The Way Granpappy Required It

Old Timey Incest The Way Grandpappy Required It

It's summertime and some girls got what you need going on!

Girl, You Got That Phat 70's Bush Hanging Out the Bikini the Way I Yearn for It to Do!

Girl, You Got That Phat 70's Bush Hanging Out the Bikini the Way I Yearn For It To Do!

This Song is Danger. One Listen You'll be Kicking Ass, Railing Coke, Plowing Ho’s, Giving No Fucks.

I woke up and said to myself, "Could a Western Swing style song be combined with Disco". I don't know if the answer is "Yes", but this is the result of trying.

Brokeback Mountain Boys Go On a Cattle Drive To San Francisco And Nothing is the Same

Brokeback Mountain Boys Go On a Cattle Drive To San Francisco And Nothing is the Same.

AnsonianThunder is not a man but is a force of nature. It incarnated in 3rd-dimensional time-space reality with one mission. To lay down the sickest, most vicious and sadistic guitar lines possible. 

AnsonianThunder pulls guitar lines straight from the hoary and timeless nether regions of the human soul. When it lays its hand on the fretboard, notes sound with the power and fury of 10,000 big-legged women twerking in unison. 

It is interested in only two things. Tits and the acquisition of more tits.