Upon Leaving It's Home Dimension, Our Machine Elf Learns That the Universe is  a Dangerous Place

AnsonianThunder is not a man but is a force of nature. It incarnated in 3rd-dimensional time-space reality with one mission. To lay down the sickest, most vicious and sadistic guitar lines possible. 

AnsonianThunder pulls guitar lines straight from the hoary and timeless nether regions of the human soul. When it lays its hand on the fretboard, notes sound with the power and fury of 10,000 big-legged women twerking in unison. 

It is interested in only two things. Tits and the acquisition of more tits.