Love that tortilla split... lol Brilliant!

WATCH THE FULL MUSIC VIDEO HERE: https://youtu.be/NUXn6Dfek8A

Xanax is the debut music video off Steve's debut album, 'Anxious Rapper.' Full album drops 4/10/18. Steve's goal is to bring mental health and anxiety into the mainstream through comedy rap. If you can relate, please share!

Contact: 2chrisakasteve@gmail.com

Next music video drops 4/17/18.

Xanax

Anxious Rapper is the debut album by Chris a.k.a. 'Steve.' My goal is to bring anxiety and mental health into the mainstream through comedy rap. Check out the music videos for these tracks on YouTube! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXn6Dfek8A 

Contact: 2chrisakasteve@gmail.com

Chipotle

The One

Objectify

I Give A Fuck

The Leaf

CARDI B - I LIKE IT x ANXIOUS RAPPER REMIX

A frustrated O'Rourke goes off on this one...
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LYRICS:

Fuck Ted - and fuck you
Can this white man get a little bread too?
Y’all sleep on me like a bedroom?
Give this tall motherfucker lil headroom 

You used to seein my better side 
I’ma end it all this is Beto-Cide 
I’m Blue to death this my redder side 
Man I’m mad as fuck I’m a menace ahhh

Up against Cruz, you fuckin’ love me 
Cept when I lose, then you all snub me 
Abra Kadabra, I’ll see you bye 
Guess I’ll disappear like my DUI

Man, I’m Beto O, hertero, 
Lost in the Senate oh, 
Lookin’ like another L in the general 
All I wanna do is be in the Federal
Being the president would be incredible

Sayin’ I’m priv-el-dged, Livin’ on dividends
Like I never bit a pit in the middle shit
Been a betta Beto since I be widdling 
You don’t know half the shit I been livin with

I’m a nice guy, I deserve this
You deserve shit, felt 
Real good flyin’ high 
Like a birds clit 

Now it’s like I don’t even 
exist like a birds dick 
World came down on 
My face like a bird shit 

Avocado of the politics 
Yet polls got me at modest 6 
Even though I’m not in my home state 
Feelin’ like I’m in a lone state

Best live streams in the game 
Dentist numbed up little novacaine
Got my haircut, short with a little bangs 
In my damn van in the sun or rain 
God damn

Donde esta la bibliotecha 
izquierda o es la derecha
See I know Spanish, it’s not a contesta 
My campaign a bano that means that it’s bad  

You’ve heard the rumors, yeah it’s true 
I own one shirt, it’s fucking blue 
Who the fuck are you
Ask me why? Man I like the hue 

It looks good...
I mean I think it looks good. Anyway.

The media loved me and I was sellin’ em 
Got about as much shade as my Melanin 
I don’t know what the fuck that you been tellin em 
Gave Beto life but now they’re the death knell of him 

If I wanna come back, I gotta attack
And talk smack, cock back, unload on a democrat 

Warren is borin’ 
Got me snorin’ like it four in the mornin’ 
So abhorrent that it warrant a warrant
A real thorn in my arm, like a hornet 
I’m Le Mis bout Liz, she playin’ me on it 

Andrew Yang you can suck my dick 
All that fuckin’ shit about arithmytic 
Man I’m sick of it, poll, numbers, I quit the shit! 
Math is what has got me into this

And Kamala Harris, I’m fuckin’ embarassed 
She’s actually pretty impressive in fairness...
Striding all up in this race like an heiress 
Going around me in circles like Ferris 

Mayor Pete what a little terd
So smart like a little nerd 
Use words that I never heard 
Like ‘our poll numbers look good’ damn  
Feelin’ like I’m cooked, bacon, ham 

Ya’ll motherfuckers don’t know WHAT’S COMIN 
Everybody sayin’ that a Beto DONE IN 
Nobody wants you to actually RUN IN 
The race for the President that is COMIN’ 

Well what I’d say to that is that is 
I’m a maniac, I’m waning back 
Back to Beto-O-mania 
And I swear to God on my rippled vainy neck 
That this isn’t some sort of fuckin zany act 

Started off on the Cruz control 
How the fuck did I lose control 
Lost a race to a dude who’s soul 
Is the human equivalent 
Of  snooze control

Went for the swoop 
As Beto O’Rourke 
But 2020 soup 
And I’m Beto O-Fork

BETO-CIDE [Beto O'Rourke's Eminem Remix]

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I Love it (Kanye West & Lil Pump) cover by Steve aka Anxious Rapper.

LYRICS:

Fuck a bitch in the sun room, it’s too hot, I think I need a plan two 
Put my dick through the moonroof, damn... thought that shit was foolproof  

I just wanna fuck a little get my penis nibbled like it peanut brittle, it'll tickle, fiddle with my skittles, whittle just a little with my Malcolm in the Middle, fickle with the pickle, fiscal like a nickel, pistol whippa' cripple, ain't a riddle, like an icicle, bicycle, I'ma bipedal high crystal, I supply little like a guys nipple, just a fine dribble, of the rhyme drivel, I can rhyme iddle, till your thighs and your fuckin’ your eyes shrivel 

Who the fuck? Fuck a who I’m a Grinch
Kind hard when you be feelin that you stuck on the bench 
Never been a better rapper since 
I’m that motherfucker like my name is Mike Pence

I'm not done

Young goober, take Uber, it a sidewalk,
get off of your lime scooter, 
you the Judah in my rear view mirror 
Zoom in the room in a roomba i need a fucking doula 
Uma na uma na uma na Una 

I’m down with the flow, but down with the low, a sound at the door, 
I’m rappin, that a shout out to to Poe, I’m eaten the crow, that so Raven, I know
Not makin’ the bread, guess I’m saving the dough 

I’m a quick fuck I think my dick suck X4

I’m a quick fuck I think my dick suck 
You think my mix suck? I think you mixed up.
I mink and you skunk 
You stink, I’m tulip
You hint of tuna 
Mint and Gouda

peanut brittle freestyle

How many hours are there in a Corona Day?

Corona Day

I rap a lot. I worry more. 

My goal is to bring awareness to anxiety and mental health through comedy rap.
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Steve is a stylistic blend between The Lonely Island, Jon Lajoie and Lil Dicky. Steve’s 6-song album 'Anxious Rapper' puts an incisively comedic spin on social anxiety, relationships, societal norms and Chipotle. Discussing these issues openly and honestly, Steve takes an unconventional, innovative and personal approach to his songs. 

He is currently seeking representation. He is also seeking counselling.

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