(Writing and character submission by @axcicos)

LOG ADDED: 11/07/22

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Subject: Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Wilson, Matt Sharp, Brian Bell
Noted by: Anonymous

We had to do another experiment today. Lotta subjects had to come in this time; four's our highest count yet, a double of the last experiment. These guys weren't like Selmers or the plant kids, they were- actual people. People I recognized. The fuckin' dudes from Weezer... I didn't even know they were here. It was almost funny hauling these guys off, until it wasn't. The show must go on, I guess.

After seeing the results of the experiment with Rosebud and Fluff, we were naturally curious to see what would happen to more multi-team experiments. So naturally, these four were selected, to see what would happen under person-scaling with these experiments. We had to capture all four at the same time, and it got pretty messy. We almost attracted the attention of... unwanted suspects. I'd hate to have to experiment on someone because they were at the wrong place in the wrong time. But, luckily, we were able to subdue them, and they were brought to the chamber. All four of them, at the same time.

Everyone reacted differently. Cuomo stood there, drawing a blank in the face of the noise. Sharp was slamming on the door yelling about how fucked up this was, even though we already knew that part. Wilson and Bell were whispering to each other, cautious, afraid, yet curious about what fate's plans were. After having enough of their talk, I released the noise.
Matt was first. He turned at the Noise's hiss, and approached. It swept him up, like it did Selmers. Patrick and Brian were next, and they looked horrified at what had happened to their friend. The noise claimed them, standing next to Rivers, and it surrounded the Weezer frontman. He stared down, as the noise slowly crept his legs. He just... started singing a song. "Lying on the floor, lying on the floor... I've come undone." ... that shit sticks with you, man. The noise claimed Rivers, after around sixteen minutes to Wilson and Bell's exposure.

After Cuomo was fully exposed, the Noise subsided, and like the last two times, the members of Weezer re-appeared like nothing had happened. Sharp seemed to value his friends less, and his fame first and foremost. He claimed to want to 'roll like a celebrity'. Bell seemed in unusually high spirits, talking about some sort of holiday. Was that how he saw the exposure ...? Wilson seemed to be the reverse of Matt, overly attached to the other three, claiming he didn't care about what the others said. And Rivers... heh. I guess he was right; he came out completely undone.

They didn't seem... harmful. I suppose I've come to expect that, at least. We considered releasing them, but... there's too many of them, and they're all of renown. Seeing the members of Weezer as they are now... people would raise questions. So we kept them hidden away in our facility.

I don't know how long I'll have to do this. It's been our third experiment and it feels like the fifteenth. When will it end?

Character Represented: Weezer
Sources:
- Songs by Weezer

Weezer - Everything Happens for a Reason
Weezer - Island in the Sun 
Weezer - The Damage in your Heart
Weezer - We Are All on Drugs 
Weezer - Dead Roses
Weezer - Knockdown Dragout
Weezer - I'm Just Being Honest
Weezer - Say It Ain't So

it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked [experiment: weezer]

Side account of @e-twoup specifically for tourney badstuff tracks. You know, white noise, execution, whatever the hell Dusk til' Dawn has going on, that stuff. Inspired by @carmelfunny 's Noised album. Most tracks will be for suggested characters not chosen by me.

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Probably going to be mostly white noise tracks because they have a consistent vibe and I like Ultimus but I might throw in some other stuff.

My current goal is to follow as many tournaments as i humanly can

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I like me some good music! Can't do it, but imma keep on appreciating it 'n hoping that everyone can enjoy themselves <:]
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it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked [experiment: weezer]

assorted badstuff