Ty for taking jonah last minute
Oh ofcourse
heres the keys to our safe and five hundred dollars
Thank you
And remember, hes not allowed to watch cartoons so dont put that on
I would never
And make sure he goes to bed before nine

Bye honey

bitch i’ll let yo children fuckin play with sharp objects
its my magnum opus open bodies on the carpet
dont worry ill be quiet promise i wont tell yo mom yet
that you killed somebody with the knife we stole from target

you know it baby yuh im a really bad babysitter
thats a funny movie title we could call it babyslitter
got no fuckin money so ill take it from the movie theater
ill kidnap your child baby sayonara see ya later

MY LIFE IS LIKE A  SLASHER MOVIE
HIT THE COKE I GOT THE ZOOMIES
HIT ME LIKE IM LOONEY TUNES
FLATTEN BITCHES LIKE THEY BOOBS
WITH MY HAMMER TOM AND JERRY
I PULL IT OUT WITH BLUETOOTH
TOOK THE KIDS WITH TELEVISION
ROT THEIR BRAINS WITH CARTOONS

now they kill eachother with the hammers and their shotguns
bitch its wabbit season but the episode is not done
im the babyslitter and i let them loose and have fun
with my favorite weapons i just kill em all with your son

Aw shit your moms home i gotta dip
Yeah i gotchu
Ill see you later aight?
Yeah peace out
Ow ow fuck fuck
Hi honey how was your day
My day was good
Oh thats good
yeah

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