Surprised theres not a “you’ll forever be a runner-up” line lol but still really good. Gg Gwen wins

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

LYRICS

Billy:
A mountain man slasher? I’ll make this the second time you must have died
Am I supposed to be afraid of the guy who got beat up by Busta Rhymes?
Franchise wasted, so face this, you’re passed the days where you were scary, it’s
About time that I come onto the mic, take my hatchet, and bury it
Struggling to top Freddy while I rocked his box office
So my Christmas wish is seein’ how you bomb this
Look at your viewers, your sister’s not the only thing that’s slept on
People struggle against you? Just bring in a retcon!
Shat on the mask of Will, now you’ve turned pale
I’d just grab some coffee to bring it some “detail”
Left babysitters dead? I’m killing the head of the church!
Feelin’ hurt by these burns, guess you do have nerve!

Micheal:
Billy Lenz’ copy is sloppy when it comes to spitting bars
You went from “Santa slasher classic” to flying off people’s radar
Your raps: soft, can’t spit Jack Frost, I bring the real yuletide fear
So you should just pull out of this battle... like your movie’s premiere
You think you’re one big guy to kill me
But I’ll just leave Santa falling back down his chimney
Should call you The Thing! That  abomination of a series
Going straight to VHS could never come near me
Make a Picasso out your death, but you’re already abstract
Just one more thing that’ll trigger your flashbacks
This 80’s slasher’s past his prime
So make like your grandpa and stay Silent, Night...

Billy:
Can’t tell which Myers I’m talking to, you both come off as jokes 
What? Do I need to bring the ether in so you can get these roasts?

Micheal:
Your reboot’s boring and lifeless, I’d put your corpse up for display
Since I’m good at taking out trash horror icons, like it’s Garbage Day!

Billy:
Yet after 40 years, you still can’t kill Laurie
It seems all your directors threw your story through four stories
You’ll lose your horror glory once I close Loomis’ case
And I’ll make Michael Myers Return to his grave

Micheal:
One flame can kill this Shape? Not the first time I’ve survived
You’re just the second bitch that I’ve eaten alive
I can tell you’re traumatized when you spit a song
So tell the children, once again, Santa Claus is gone...

CREDITS

LAR80s as Micheal Myers
https://soundcloud.com/lar-80s
Rabi As Billy Chapman
Lexi M. as Ricky Chapman
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional help by Fightmarker
https://soundcloud.com/stopmotionrapbattles2018
Beat by Smoke
Mixed by Rabi and jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Michael Myers vs. Billy Chapman - Rap Battle

Originally for an AF special but I didn't like my first performance enough to release it on that day.

Dani Frias as Skeletor
Azia as Felix Argyle

Beat Produced by: Atomic Beats
Written by: Jade and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: FyxFynn and Gengo the Cannoli King
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Old thumbnail by: Rabi

Lyrics:

Skeletor:
You’re no He-Man. Get this He-Boy kicked out of Castle Grayskull
I won’t lose to a neko creature with my battle phrase stole
But have at it. After this I can hire you for preparing meals
Your mere existence won’t go ‘round my head like it’s a Ferris wheel
Only known to sweaty nerds in their chastity
A knight can’t last against cavalry
I’ll unravel thee;
I’m majesty!
While you’re just a weeaboo’s whole fantasy!
You can battle me, but it’s laughably bad
When I deprive ya harder than your family has
‘Cause, as a matter of fact, your life’s running gag
Was your pronouns in the anime

Felix:
You think that I could be surprised by rapping at a deadly rate?
But I thought that you’d ditch this fight and take me on spaghetti dates
Hit your funny bone, must’ve lost both brains and brawn
When I send you back to where you were like “Hey, what’s goin’ on”
This immortal knight can fight a flyte,
and this dollar store Loki would know.
Henchmen already undermine nya might;
need no mana for your weakened flow
‘Cause when it comes toe-to-toe of diss
Robot Chickens should clear it
Since it shows you failed at wrapping, looking for the Christmas spirit

Skeletor:
So a duel it is! I thought this coward would flee from Keldor’s raps
I spew hot fire on the track like my name’s Skele-Hordak!

Felix:
Didn’t think you’d exhale phrases that could make this worse
Asked to duel me with some raps when you’re the Master of a puny verse?

Skeletor:
Silence! I’d rather have you bite than think that speech stood
As banishing this furry is the only time I’ll feel good

Felix:
And when I’m banished, that sounds better than seeing this bad sight
Guess that magic staff of yours couldn’t help you in this catfight

Skeletor vs Felix Argyle - #4

TheAngryMidget as Sweeney Todd
Jake G. as Edward Scissorhands

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
SWEENEY TODD
AGAINST
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS
BEGIN

Sweeney Todd:
You may be known to be a drama, but what I spit will be more tragic;
‘Cause this Demon Barber shall leave Frankenstein back in his attic
Better Flee from my Street, take off that scarf, reveal your neck
And One swipe with my blade shall surely leave you home-wrecked
You’re more freakish than Krueger so my crowds will leave you crowded
What? You gonna rob my win like how you failed at robbing houses?
Aww, that’s the girl you like? You gonna finger, knives?
Heh. I bet those cuts burned like your dreary love life

Edward Scissorhands:
My verse will cause you Penny Dread; I wouldn’t try to hurt a soul
But take a seat Freaky, Freddy; I’ll bury you in your own hole
You deserved to be imprisoned, yet you’re thinking you’re a hero?
At least I didn’t kill my love; you’re just the town’s local weirdo
Slash this man with my hands to hear your crowd cheering “bravo!”
You’ll be headless, like your clients, as you lay there, Sleeping Hollow
After hearing that verse, I’d take up your offer to drink
It makes you think, why would this man let his fame go extinct?

Sweeney Todd:
That verse was quite lifeless; as dead as your inventor
I’m the life of the show so don’t think that you’re the center of
Attention! You’re no ascention, I’d leave you hung up in suspension
But you’re just a shitty Wolverine in a cosplay convention!
I’ll take it down a Peg but still put this sculpture on ice
Come forth Ragg, like your face, I get ugly and not nice!
Say my goodbyes to that reply, but I just remembered somethin’
Pardon me, cuz I believe, I left his pie-face in the oven

Edward Scissorhands:
What you spat was mind Bogg-ling, so quit with all your baffling
50 shades of mottling, as I’m spitting throat throttlings
Those bars dragged out like your sentence should, you need a trim?
Cuz you’ll soon be Fade-ing out into the Fogg, you’re looking dim
I’ll gain the Win-stone, turning tables with my own retortion
The Ruffian’s contorting others for his own mental distortion
Holding no Love-tt in your heart, thinking your grim tale is beauty
But it’s best you stay silent, like your very first movie

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPP-THS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Vladimyr P. as The Crowd

Writers: Vlad and Trakked
Beat Producer: 2Deep
Effects / Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Sweeney Todd vs Edward Scissorhands. Sinister Rap Battles

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Cast:
Eric the Audible as Blizzard Entertainment
Snakebite as Bethesda
Alex the Beast as Storytelling Grandpa
Michael Stark Media as Grandson

Written by Alex the Beast
Additional Blizzard Entertainment lines inspired by Jade
Mixed by Alex the Beast & Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Gengo

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Bethesda!
vs. 
Blizzard Entertainment!
BEGIN!

Blizzard Entertainment:
The best dev, Blizz, is in, reppin’ the biz first
The mess that is Bethesda will test this verse
When the MMO industry shook, I braved the weather
I’m the Alpha here; and you can be my beta..tester!
So scurry, this Blizzard’s a flurry, blottin’ out cash grabbers
Who’s paws defile all they get their claws on
A Sunderin’-sized blunder’ of a scar
A dot you’re unable to Purify to knock off, you’re War-locked!
A wreck like your NPCS
Maybe you’re hoping
Listeners would treat it like your endless ports
And maybe not notice
The bad reviews? All true!
I’d try and worldbuild on your style’s template, but I’d probably fall through!

Bethesda:
I’m Gridiron, spit fire, got my eyes on you like C’thun!
You’re mired in tired formulas, your company’s see through!
Linked to travesties, nose-dive so casually
Turning your games into groupings of absolute tragedies
Stuffed your fat moneybags, I must ask; at what cost?
‘Cause your franchises have welcomed ingrained moss
Churnin’ out an overwrought game crop for die-hards
Guess I’ll have to leave another Viking Lost!
Engineering bad design, hoping it’ll fly
Transmoggifying your war story’s blood into tie-dye
And those sub numbers! Are you seeing this?
Shit’s seriously getting pretty sickly cataclysmic
You’ve Driven a wedge of distance between the fans you’ve been gifted
Your businesses' curses, infinitely unlifted
Afflicted by greed, so focused on what’s not broken
And you try to fix it! Are you delirious?!

Blizzard Entertainment:
Big talk from the desecrates lookin’ for fat stacks to pile on
You’ve handcrafted the very hill that you’re dying on
ESO to Fallout 4, you’re an absolute ID-Con
Stringing audiences along like Nylon
And your 76? It ain’t something to hide from
My fans go wild! Cause’ my 76 is an icon!
I’ve beaten controversies, I’m used to fighting schmucks
You’re a virus on the face of gaming, a bug we can’t tidy up!

Bethesda:
You’ve risen above the occasion in terms of inspiration
Ideas for competition? Yoink! Why not just go ahead and take ‘em?!
Don’t take no Strength but that’s sure a Feat
Seems the mind behind the Lich King really is the biggest leech!
Never have I crested a sadder hill
But to find your corpse of lost relevancy on the battlefield
After the crumble you allowed of Diablo
Had an Immortal Franchise: Executives went: No!
You’re skinless and dead, Invincible
Legacy, invisible
And you need to catch up on your original principles
Your pitiful patches have grown disastrously tacky
People are attracted to my classy acts like magnets
You’re half-assed, willing to just get another million in
Some experience: Kicking your bitching company into Oblivion!
I hate to say it.. but you should listen to your playerbase
Used to be the player’s game, now you’re halfway pay to play!

Blizzard Entertainment:
Imagine that!
That’s the pot calling the kettle black
Dishonoring the films you have? You just can’t go back
Mechanics with loose sprockets, you’re no longer the hottest
Let’s be honest here, your model’s leakin’ like a drippin’ faucet
Expectations been droppin’
Careful where you’re treading
You can’t spar with the lead of expansions
Entertainment’s in the name, but you’ve entertained me
The jester of the gaming ring surely needs a proper King

Who won?!
And who's next?!
You decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!

Blizzard Entertainment vs. Bethesda // Alex's Rap Battles #6

Cast:
Armani Sani as Phil
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiabcYVYR341G4Fryu03u0Q

FyxFynn as Eminem


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Mason 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn  


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: vladseen 


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
PHIL 
VS
THE SLIM SHADY SHOW OR SHOULD I SAY EMINEM
BEGIN!

Phil: 
The nutshack has come back to bring some ass
You think you are the greatest rapper ever? I give you a pass
Your songs don't come close to a killshot
You look like you got beat up at a parking lot
I got my own animated show, while you were part of a crappy movie
You don't have any way to stay groovy
With your bad behavior, you are the monster, Slim
My crew will always hate you, right up to the brim
I've had enough of your shit, I'll never love the way you lie
Your dad abused you so bad, it's like he wanted you to die
Everytime you committed crimes, you lose yourself
Losing your temper is bad for your health

Eminem:
I’m a Godzilla, god killing frauds when they popin off the top grab ya balls and chop em off end this beef but add some broth then force feed this mother fucker while calling ya mom
While I’m  duel wield chainsaws, till your brains gone, “you done son?” not yet ma, I’m busy murdering these wannabe South Park knock offs, I mean my god! Your animation so bad make me want to eat some buck shot,
*clears throat*
Dear Phil,
You nothin but a meme dude, bloody when I beat you, put you in the ground slam the box when I get through, mother, father, daughter, ya whole family gettin killed dude, get ya on your knees like a ho when the rents due, a psycho runnin gunner taking shots until this bitch through, never gonna stop until i run up on ya whole crew, burn ya all to death leaving nothin but sinew, Dwayne gonna have another heart attack asking where the money at when he finally see you.


Phil: 
All you care about from your fans is getting laid, what the hell is wrong with you?
That kind of crap is so wrong, get a clue
You're more annoying than a mockingbird
Eminem, face the facts, that you're nothing more than a dumbass turd

 Oh ok.

Eminem:
Yo Phil why you acting like a pussy Don’t back off
I can see ya real busy Helping your cousin “Jack” off while while riding that “Dickman”, you ok Stan?  Like stop man, sticking your fingers in “cherry pie” oh god damn!

Phil vs The Slim Shady Show (Eminem) - Awesome Rap Battles #8

Cast:
‪Ken-chan ‬as Gwen
A K Neeman as Daria
Aimy G. as Penny Proud 


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Nooby  

Writing By: RobotRoshawn ForgottenSon WDRB 


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: LTmoE


AWESOME RAP BATTLES 
GWEN
VS
DARIA
BEGIN!



Gwen: 
I didn’t sign up for this, but either way, I’ll still rap against
A Female Rick Sanchez whose will to live is on the fence.
Hand out the prize, Chris, to say she’ll battle me she doesn’t wanna
Since this “Not-so-happy Camper”’s life is such a “Total Drama”
I thought MTV was known for its many great animations
Your bars replicate your psyche: Lacking in imagination
You were ahead of your time when your show began progressing 
But nowadays Daria’s watched by people who just have Depression

Daria:
Oh Stop ugh! you’re a Pain in the neck 
last time i checked, you were a Infant on CN (Cartoon Network)
Droppin’ more fire than when two fools took cake out the Oven
“Total Drama Action” going on with you and duncan!
Got so many spinoffs like you were “All In The Family”
Better camp show? I'll give that one to Inanimate Insanity
Ruining a career like i used Justin’s Blackmail
“If You Can't Take the Heat” get out of my lawn-dale!

Gwen: 
I've dealt with Chris but compared, you’re more obnoxious
Call this ‘02, cause i'll knock ur career out with a Q-tip!
Without Beavis and Butthead you would not even be relevant.
Judge forgot to put your personality in the development!


Daria: 
Daria Morgendorffer, With the bars
Boutta scar this goth Gwen from Guild War
Your goal’s made me have a "Big Sleep"
this loner just made Chef's roast cooked beef

Penny Proud (The Proud Family): 
Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Judging is what y'all all about.
I’m proud to be in this battle, against an emo and a geek with nonexistent eyebrows.
Diarrhea, you’re one standoffish judgemental controversial jerk
And Gwen, you’re the baddest bitch who’s more defenseless than TDI nerd!
We all know that your goals are a Sticky Webb of lies
with a more destroyed life than your campsite
brain munched much? for Joe and butt not to drive you insane and
You’re no Million Dollar baby, You CN-ing what I’m saying?
Your bars were more painful than The Misery chick
You both gave up better lives for failed relationships
go sail on your ship, to "The Loser's Boat"
I’ll call you Duncan, cause your butt just got owned!

Gwen vs Daria - Awesome Rap Battles #10

Homestuck VS Fire Emblem

this one is not great. i think the voice actors did a good job though :)

Nekomancer as Eridan Ampora
Malina Rose as Edelgard von Hresvelg

Eridan Ampora:
This battle’s quite unfair, I must say
It’s society’s elite verse a girl who never took English classes
So when it comes to your child soldier sim, I’d gladly not play 
I’m not Bernie Sanders, bitch. I’d never own Three Houses!

Edelgard von Hresvelg:
I know I’m not innocent when it comes to treason
But you went and maimed three of your friends for no reason
Class is in session Ampora, and I’m your lecturer
Step to my empire and I’ll show you why I’m called the Flame Emperor!
I’ve got a voice like Dorothea’s when I spit, while you’re hissing out a prissy rich kid’s fit
This isn’t a mock fight, I’ll torch a bitch. This prick’s about to be hit (yuh)
Brandishing raps, sharp like my axe, and I’ll never hold back ‘till
You forfeit and swallow this loss like you did with the black pill
Best swim away from this fight, for you it’s not worthwhile
Any Eridan who thinks he’s swag is gonna be made homeless
I’m sick of this Percy Jackson and Harry Potter lovechild
Your incestous ass can go back to filling pails with Cronus

Eridan Ampora:
Do I look like I give a shit? You’re a fashy fuck with more kills than Jack
Call me an incel all you want, but you’ve got Hubert watching your back
I’m an unmatched marksman, screw Claude. You better not get in my crosshairs
Or else you’ll hear a click and a BOOM! Now your head’s not there
With the way you deviously betrayed Garreg Mach’s undying loyalty
It’s easy to say that even the Condesce is better royalty
And *yes*, I tried to kill my friends but they still see me through and through
While all of yours went and got together just so they could murder you

Written by Vivian
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art by Rabi

Eridan Ampora VS Edelgard von Hresvelg | RAP BATTLE!

Hey, throwback Friday am I right? I'm so glad I can re-release this battle and hopefully in the near future remake this battle entirely. Of course, it couldn't have been done without the help of Walk! He originally owned this and after some talking, he passed the torch to me. And I couldn't feel more honored and happy to own this battle! Thank you again for casting me as Tommy back then, and I hope you guys enjoy this oldie!

Cast:
Light as The Announcer
Tovi Boy as Derek Savage
Skitzy (Video)/ LAR80s (Audio) as Tommy Wiseau
Mancha (UBERocity) (Audio)/ Himself (Video) as Cool Cat

Written (And Originally) By: Walk
Audio Mixed by: Walk
Thumbnail made by: Brodecai
Beat Produced by: Kustom

-Lyrics-

Derek:
Now listen, I won’t listen, to a troll punk with bad acting
I see rapping ain’t your thing, and good lord,  writing
I know negative reviews, they sit-com and go
But I’ll take you down faster than your Hulu show
Think an alternative decision, you’re messing with the wrong guy
Everyone betrayed you?  Tough luck, go and cry.
Get a copy of my movie, maybe you can learn from that!
I don’t wanna waste my time, with some self-absorbed fat-cat

Tommy:
Oh, hi, Derek. It looks like you’ve found some free time
From being bias, and lying. And taking reviews offline.
(Ha, ha, ha) I laugh at your fair use knowledge
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, with your critique stoppage
Cowering behind gmail, and making up lies.
You’re a cluck-cluck chicken. And you think “that boy” should apologise?
Why don’t you “boogie-woogie” your tooshie to a gym, you’re gettin’ fat.
Time to put this “pussy” down, and I don’t mean the cat.

Cool Cat:
Hi everybody! I have gr-fantastic story!
It’s the coolest cat in town! And i’m squashing out this bully!
It’s not cool to use bad words! And you’re a hypocrite too?
You seem like a big bully! And that’s not cool!

Tommy:
I am not! Get your facts straight! And I mean that in all ways!
I’ll leave you forgotten, like your Matching Game!
There’s no “room” for your bullshit, no more rapping, just get out
I’ll have your channel shut down! Because there’s “No Cats Allowed”

Derek Savage vs Tommy Wiseau. An Audio Brawl.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been hard at work on this new series, MC Fawful Rap Battles! This first battle pits the Springwood Slasher, Freddy Krueger, against Jacob's favorite son, Joseph! Which dreamer will win? That's for you to decide!

Alex/J Morris the Review Guy as Freddy Krueger
Snakebite126 as Joseph
Mixed by Alex
Written by MC Fawful and Snakebite126
Thumbnail by Trakked

Freddy Krueger:
This lame teen can explain dreams? Then, surely you’ll know the most important sign.
When Freddy’s haunting your nightmares, it’s an omen a bitch is going to die.
You’re in my world now, Joseph! This sinful killer’s ripping biblical figures to pieces.
Wheel your chariot on Elm Street and you best believe that the dream demon’s beating a believer like Jesus!
Poor, Poor Joseph, nowhere to Go, Go, Go and forced to flow, flow, flow with,
The Nightmare, so Close Every Door from me, but this GOAT’s still spilling blood to leave your dreams coated!
You ain’t been relevant since the 90s, so if you wanna play games with me, I’m endin’ this
I don’t need any accessories for the NES to be the death of this bitch from Genesis

Joseph:
Hm, a pedo with fiendish schemes? I’m not sure what the meaning could be
But that verse was a mess, while I’m spitting sick. I must be inside a fever dream
Been going strong for half a century and I know all about dealing with malevolent men!
My raps are raising the adrenaline, just one shot from me and Freddy’s Dead
Dissin religions but you’re fearing Christians, your nun of a mom beat you worse than Voorhees
Defeated with ease by fearless teens? Your movies are seven ears of corny.
I suffered through slavery, rotted away in a cell, and still lived to tell the tale, oh,
Your right hand’s equipped with shiny blades? I’m the right-hand man of the pharaoh!

Freddy Krueger:
The “favorite child” wants to talk about family relations? Ha! You better quit it.
Your bros got more dough from selling you away than your own show got off of tickets.
That’s right, Englund’s spilling the tea. You only got far by sucking up all your life.
Your owner locked you away for cheating, but the poor slave never even got with his wife!
I’m a horror icon feared across the world. Got kids terrified to even yawn.
You’re a crappy musical for church goers that can’t decide on one style of song.
Your coat got all the color while you’re bland as Rice, so be careful not to delve in my realm
Or else your pops’ll be sobbing when he hears there’s One More Angel in Hell! (Hahaha!)

Joseph:
Figures you’d bring up fathers. Yes, mine favored me the most
But with your own troubling past, how could you even boast?
First, the busting out in the nuthouse, then your adoption was repelling
It makes sense you’d dislike my songs, how your foster father taught you about belting (Ha!)
Your family never forgave you, sent you to your grave, you’ll never know a happily ever after
I’ve got scorching flows like gasoline, it’s game, set, match, for the Springwood Slasher
So keep the Christmas sweater on, Santa Claws, Christ himself is with me till the end
This inhuman monster’s a coward who just got beat by Joseph, amen.

Stay tuned for the next battle. Hope you don't axe-identally miss it.

Gwen vs Daria - Awesome Rap Battles #10

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