@frikicd: Wouldn't be possible, BB is only 8-8 battles

Squareendy vs Squareender. Squareattle Squareytes #8

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after listening to this this makes me really miss jmb. this takes me back to the days I work listen to his raps after I got home from school... I just really miss him

nothing changes this app is still broken years later

A mix of flying battery zone act 2 from Sonic Mania, and Nochentera (IDK who made this). With flying battery’s tempo

Flying all the night (Flying Battery zone act 2 and Nochentera)

GARTEN OF BANBAN 6 RAP SONG: Naughty Ones

Sonic 3 & Knuckles & My Little Pony: Fluttershys Flight at the Flying Battery Zone
Copyright: KingSpartaX37
Composition: KingSpartaX37
All credit goes to KingSpartaX37
Soundtrack: Carlos and Friends Adventures

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles by SEGA
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Hasbro
Carlos the Hedgehog and Friends Adventures by TheMasterCarlos256

Carlos and Friends Adventures Original Soundtrack: Sky Nightmare Zone

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

Beep beep I'm a sheep

Pepe
It’s time to get things started, my shit’s LIT like the lights
Got a frog in your throat? I’ll show a Muppet blows tonight!
Looking for a Rainbow Connection? Any Boy’s Club would say
Appears you don't need chemtrails to turn the freaking frogs gay!
Think you're on top? You belong in the swamp with Shrek!
With a hand up your ass proving you’re a bottom kek!
Date a pig and plan on marionette? I’m so horrified
Pulling the strings until this Muppet Kermits suicide!

Kermit
I barely heard your voice and I know why you hate speech
Zip your fat Lip-tons, and tone down the normie screech
It may be none of my business, but are you alright?
Or are you feeling bad, man, with the Furie-ous alt-right!
It’s Easy Being Green when presented with my flow
And when I’m runnin’ the Show, I can just roll up the window
The Constantine Truth’s that that Boi’s a bad may-may
A joke beaten to death is the least rare Pepe!

Adam as Kermit
Mancha as Pepe
Written by Mancha, Adam, and Eddiefrb
Beat by Kustom

Kermit vs Pepe. Battle Bytes #20

Greg Heffley:
Yo Steve, I gotta say this aint it chief
You’re not religious, well I’ll make you believe
You’re so twink, you’ll trip over your sweater, you boo
So what’s you and a litta bitto blue gonna do
Put you threw the news and a noose, cuz you aint gotta clue
You’ll consume deez nudes, dude, you’re rude so skadoodle doo
You’re a nonce, from france, you cant dance, you just lie
I’d put my fist in your face if my arms weren’t fries

Steve Burns:
We just got a letter, too bad I can’t read
You’ll bleed and you’ll scream when competing with Steve
Your Zoo Wee Mama’s so fat she probably eats often
You make me sick and need a coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
I’ll leave you like my future………… BALD.
You don’t need a phone cause I won’t give you any calls
You thought my run was done? Well, yeah it is
BUT SO IS YOURS YOU STICK FIGURE LITTLE BITCH

Greg Heffley:
Listen here, Steve, you lil’ bitch
If you didn’t wanna leave Blue’s Clues why’d you fuckin snitched
Cya later alligator, do me a favour with some flavour 
Support Trump Bros! He’s our last saviour! Check your behaviour!

Steve Burns:
You’re making me cry you dumb fucking cock
I spit sneaky raps as if I was a sock, you shmock
Bet you didn’t know I was the bear in the Revenant
You’re just angry because I’m your Jesus President!

Grumpy Growly Australian:
GDAY MATE! I’m not hungry, I just ate! 
I just got a letter from your mum- you’re gay!
When it comes to blues clues, I PREFER JOE! 
So………  go! 
Diss me? I’ll just use a reverse uno card
Don’t be so mad; this game was rigged from the start
You’ll slip up on the slippy floor 
Laying you down, easy, that's bathroom floor
I wanna die at the time of the night, in the light cuz I cry when I’m frying a pie
…. AIGHT! 
I’m loading your mams diaper with my dick, prick 
​if you could live in one fictional universe, what would you pick?
MUHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re finished 
Don’t be scared, you'll die within a few minutes

Alright we did it

Greg Heffley vs Steve Burns - Epic Wap Battlw!!!!!

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Another go at the RYM2612 synth by Inphonik for Reason. This time trying to emulate that energetic sound from Flying Battery Zone in Sonic & Knuckles.

Battery Builder

To celebrate Halloween this year, have a second horror-themed battle from MGRB!
Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16F8TWJn7ltHQwYrjHXNpUcpnqzEQ3VcL0u1dEUxfXUs/edit
MetaMachine as Freddy Fazbear
Trakked as Bonnie
BBlackroses as Chica
Micheal / Stark Media as Foxy
Alex as Golden Freddy
Raichous as The Follower
Vlad as The Greeter
GamingPlush64 as The Waiter
Dani as The Hunter
Kamren as The Nightmare

Written by Jason Carreon
Flow test by Bork and Rabi
Mixed by Dustin

Five Night at Freddy's vs. 123 Slaughter Me Street

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Deltarune VS Mario & Luigi

undertale

DerangedStrange as Lancer
Snakebite126 as Prince Peasley

Prince Peasley:
This champ charges into battle! No, I won’t bow for your highness!
You’re just a daft amalgamation of Sans and Papyrus!
I Cackletta at your foolishness, and though it does amuse me
I’ll be giving you the axe, as if I were Susie!

Lancer:
My rhymes come in spades when I step up to the mic
Now I’ll run into you with…...MY BIKE!
Quit thinking you’re a Beanstar, you’re worse than my papa!
This pea will be split when I spit hot like stump salsa!

Prince Peasley:
You? Spit hot? Haha! I’ll say
Spades thinks he’s so Slick, but he’s as soft as Ralsei!
And with all your failed plans, we know who’ll win in the end
Spoilers! It’s not the guy who betrayed his only friends!
What you rap’s awful, Fawful! It’s you I shall oust
Want to see a real Lancer? Face me in a joust!
You think you’re the King of the Koop, huh? Good thing I wrap those!
Now Peasley’s Rose to victory while you stay in the shadows!

Lancer:
Yikes! I keep getting lost in your maze of a verse
You just kept dragon it on! This hoho is the worst!
Drop the pompous act, you’re even worse than Rouxls
In both the Dark Realm and this track, it’s clear that I rule!
You think that you’re a thrasher, but really, you suck!
Could’ve ripped me by the Seams, but you played a sitting duck!
I didn’t even need my armies to leave this jerk broken
Dropped my words like bombs, and now it’s this Joke’s End!

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Nekomancer
Produced by Allrounda
Cover Art by Tuna

Lancer VS Prince Peasley | RAP BATTLE!

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Recasted Metal Sonic and touched up the writing.

Metal Sonic:
I’ll drop a dark harvester like he was his misfit crew
When I'm compared to you, even Storm’s got a higher IQ
This monkey’s gotta be lucky if he wants to survive the pain I’ll bestow
Eating forbidden fruit to get stronger? Even I wouldn’t stoop so low...
Made to be Goku’s darker side, but a palette swap stole your spotlight
This fight is like your Great Ape Form: a complete waste of time
A Phantom you’ll be. Scan complete: this win’s in Infinite probability
This cold robot wasn’t made to nurture a little Baby

Turles:
Look who we got here; this slave thinks he can make me disappear?
I’m the King! Crusher Corps more than a Shadow of what you fear
Bringing Calamity to this track with these attacks I’m Blast-in’
And this victory, unlike myself, is going to be canon
You're just an emotionless clone who’s yet to achieve a victory
Yes, Kakarot might’ve beaten me, but not once have you matched Sonic equally
The hottest thing you’ve faced since lava, so unless you want to see my full might
I suggest you get down on your knees and beg your life

Metal Sonic:
You failed to show me What You’re Made Of, you’re Raditz 2.0 at best
Swap out that Dragon Ball in your chest for a Chaos Spear instead!
Might’ve blocked a Spirit Bomb, but in my sleek chromium style
I’ll chop up a dark tanned lettuce who couldn’t even kill a child

Turles:
Summoning up a Sudden Storm, I’ll be the one to Dig Your Grave!
Must be running on a Sega CD, for it seems like you’ve been played
I’ve Meteor Bursted you like Piccolo, and broken you into pieces 
You were nothing but a punching bag, but I guess that’s all you’re known for being

King Mewtwo as Turles
Soob as Metal Sonic
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing help by Uncredited and Boris
Mixed by King Mewtwo (Karaoke) and laarGbocaJ (Battle)
Cover Art by Blast 03

(NEW AUDIO) Turles vs Metal Sonic. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Mancha as Phantom Virus
Titanium1208 as King Ghidorah

Virus:
Silence! Grab three face masks before you catch this virus
Your interest ran out of mileage, ditch the dumb head, that’s my pitch!
I’m just vibin’, here to conquer, but your franchise lets me prosper
Cuz it just takes a Verse to Destroy All Monsters!
I step up to the plate respected 
Can’t wash your hands; you’ll get infected
If the lines you spit from the trifecta of heads
Is expected I’d rather just end up ejected
Got no crown, you're no King, Ghidorah
Your only love’s from neckbeards in fedoras
Get your origin straight or you’ll meet your fate
I bring the hertz with my shocking aura

Ghidorah:
Keep your distance! Though I’m vicious you’re rasping like you’re Trojan hoarse!
I Inspect electric Elements to destroy code from its source
You’re jacking up on cheat codes desperate for a chance to surpass, so
I guess this battle’s Astro-Monster versus Houston Astros!
Confined inside a floppy disk, your work never saw the light of day
Charge the mound all you want, you’re only good enough for Single A 
You struck out with your game and friends you know you’ve got no chance sir
Prancing around magnets so often you’re just a pole dancer

Phantom Virus vs King Ghidorah. Battle Bytes #35

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