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Epic Rap Battles of History - Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton.mp3

Created by StrawberrySana
Vocals:
StrawberrySana - Natsuki/Monika
Pastelle - Yuri

(I do not claim ownership of this song.  All credit to its rightful owners.)

Natsuki vs Yuri - Rap Battle - StraberrySana

garbageGothic as Gaz
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Natsuki

Natsuki:
I put the Lit in Literature when I get the Club Raven
But this new Member-ane doesn’t warrant cupcake baking
You’re a Slave to your Gaming and now you’re pushing all my buttons
So go back to blowing cartridges and quit trying to butt-in!

Gaz Membrane:
How could a malnourished girl be this full of herself?
The win is so out of your reach that you could call me top-shelf
With your baked goods more Bitter than the cruel Skool that you reside
Bloaty here’s only starved because she can’t swallow her pride

Natsuki:
You couldn’t spit up things more toxic even if you were to vomit, geez!
The only thing my Gaz-trointestines can’t stomach is your comedy
Like, honestly! Your edge would leave some bone-deep scars!
My raps revive your lifeless character like pro teen’s bars
I’ll Be a Beach your washed up show will find quite homey
Going hard on the heart-beat like Doki Doki Doki
With interaction more alien to you than your close encounters
No wonder Gazlene pollutes everything and everyone around her

Gaz Membrane:
Stressed one minute, fine the next, I am impressed with your stamina
I’m surprised you don’t write poems in iambic pentameter
*scoffs* Don’t think reviews excuse you from your awful horror use
I find Bloody GIR more frightening than your puny weea-boos
I can survive without my father, dinner once a year is plenty
I think you need some arc aid, your storyline ain’t healthy
You’re a cutesy childish author, I should call you Mother Goose
I’ll leave an MC more terrified than A Room with a Noose

Natsuki:
Ghh! Why you…

Gaz Membrane:
Too tsun, dere say?
This rap’s not suitable for those easily disturbed, i’m afraid
You’re a dating sim-pleton, and not your crush’s arche-type
All your lines are single-file, and they’re about to be wiped

Natsuki:
You’re a hack of a hacker, must’ve learned rap from Parappa
Because you copy every goth’s personality, you slacker!
Your cover is pretty awful, and I don’t judge your endeavours
But your comic shows your series should’ve just stayed shelved forever

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Kustom

Gaz vs Natsuki - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

melanie martinez - nurse's office (slowed)

Michaela Laws as Yandere-Chan
Emi Jones as Monika

Monika vs. Yandere-Chan

𝘊𝘢𝘬𝘦 - 𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘻 (sLoWeD)

Beat: Gemini by Kustom
Written by: Avav, JayJitsu, Peachumari
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Flow Test: Freshy Kanal

Natsuki: JayJitsu
Bakugo:  MykUnyd


Please send bolded backup lines separately! 

Bakugo: 
Oh god, I’m fighting a weeb? Man, this shit really sucks.
Just know I’m not sparing your feelings; I don’t give a single fuck.
Step aside you filthy extra, I don’t wanna waste my time
You’re going up against me? You’ve got a mountain to climb.
Do I have the wrong person?  Bitch, you look like you’re 11
Either way I’m gonna stun grenade your ass straight i --nto heaven 
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, you’re about to feel a blast
You may be a puny girl, but I won’t hold back on your ass


Natsuki:
Oh no, I’m so scared! You’ve really got me in a whirl!
You say that you’re a good guy but you’re picking on a girl?
Are you a hero or an asshole? Dude I can’t really tell.
Instead of being both and failing just pick one and do it well. 
You go by “King Explosion Murder”? Man, that’s really frickin’ lame! (Maybe a Bakugou growl here?)
“Picking a decent hero title?” yeah, you lost that game. 
You aim for number 1? You wanna act real tough?
Well you can’t do that alone, if season 3 was proof enough. 

Bakugo:
Don’t make me laugh, you sack of garbage. You are nothing but pathetic
The shit that leaves your mouth is anything but “poetic”
You call yourself a writer? You are totally ineloquent  
You think you matter in your story but you’re actually irrelevant
It wasn’t hard to delete you, just a snap of the neck 
Now, go bake yourself an exit, you little pink haired nit wit 
Keep blabbing and I’ll be the last to put your ass in check
It’s too bad that your dad has already beat me to it


Natsuki:
You’re calling me ineloquent? Okay, Yuri, look at yourself! 
It’s clear that half of your vocabulary’s “damn” and nothing else! (Bakugou: DAMN!)
You’re an asshole to your boyfriend and your fangirls say they “stan it”
And at least my “childish” tantrums can’t blow up the frickin’ planet. 
You’re gonna talk about my dad, well hey! Let’s talk about your mom!
Take a guess how many times I found her on pornhub.com 
I’ll be honest, you’re one of the worst characters in the cast.
So I'll wrap this up now, You know what? I had a blast.

Katsuki Bakugou vs Natsuki - Rap Battle

Monika vs Harley Quinn

@user-804611078 as Sayori
@mothmancha as Squidward

Squidward:
Let me start this battle off with just telling you the truth
I don’t like pink, and I don’t like you.
I expected a decent VN, then I viewed your whole crew
Those sprites prove you move even less than my statues
DON’T MESS WITH MR. TENNISBAAALLS!
I’m the crescendo of the beat! When you’re up then it falls!
With just a single critique you would weep for weeks!
Weren’t even in your game long enough to start a Snapchat streak!
Sad characters in media? You’re looking at the precedent!
You’re just keeping up the chain of negligent Vice Presidents!
Sayori’s not at school, take a look and you’d find her
Stuck in solitude with weebs, pleading for an e-minor!

Sayori:
Welcome to the club! Thanks for sharing your poem
Girls, see its bad structure, that’s unexpected for him
When your music and grace has touched millions and millions!
Oh, wait for a second. I thought that you were Squilliam~!
I’ve never seen someone as soft inside as Mr. Cow and yet
Nobody cared for your performance when you blew your Clarinet
Think you’d be good with ink, but as an artist, you’re feckless
So who’s up for takoyaki? I want breakfast.

Squidward:
How bout a cinnamon bun? I’m just not into sappy bots
When I see you I can’t think of anything BUT happy thots
Left grabbing your executive sentience in the last act
Seems that this MC’s caught stealing like MatPat
Doki Doki is overrated. Yes I said it
Monika’s the one who cashed out, you got no credit!
Because, honestly, nobody even cares if you cry
Get out of my head. No, get out of my life!

Squidward's Suicide:
These rain clouds come around and envelop your mind
Feels like you’re stuck in place but if you don’t move you’ll die
In quicksand, give me your hand, in just a bit you’ll be fine
But then you realize it’s in your mind the rest of your whole life
You dread waking up but can’t move yourself to go to sleep
There’s nowhere to evade when you’re trapped in your dreams
You’re more empty inside than my trophy case…..
Be honest Sayori, there is only one escape

Sayori:
W-why are you still here? I should’ve stayed taking a nap
Your bars fall flat, of course you were inspired by a rat
I finally understand what Monika was doing...
Your progress was like a poem… it just stopped moving
Every punch line of your lyrics I sat down and read missed
You’re a deficient musician, that’s why I said this
That verse wasn’t yourself, yet you still spoiled it!
Sorry, Tortellini, I took your pasta and boiled it
Ungently open this door and look, you’re less hideous
Tried to “ruin my childhood”, so I’m left pitiless
You can’t hurt me in this fight, Mr. Monika’s thighs
Me winning is more hyper-realistic than your eyes
Expel the demons from my head, these are my last wishes:
You lying in your moai, sleeping with the fishes
Is there a way that I can switch this all to easy mode?
Accept what will come and just… let me go.

Sayori vs Squidward. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #5

The Joker Vs Pennywise. Epic Rap Battles Of History

Mancha as Bill Cipher
Miss Shellah as Monika

Bill Cipher:
I gotta stop you there, this matchup’s just gonna be boring
Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning
You thought UBERocity exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me
when it’s a lost cause to free yourself--at least this one’s not costing me!
I checked the Journal, you’re trapped in Act 3, you wrote yourself into a personal hell
Saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm!
So why don’t I just delete you now, there’s no need to meet again later
When you leave your club festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator

Monika:
There's no happiness in this skirmish, but I find myself with a lack of other choices
But you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse, so! This battle’s pointless
Let’s snap back to Your Reality, *giggles* there goes gravity
With a taste of your own mortality, you fade like Sayori’s memory
That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to take a look at all the co-signs
Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn’t hit when you try to read between the Pines
Make sure to follow me! LilMonix3! Your twitter’s only for the lore
Literary parallels: Let’s Quoth the Rowling: Pottermore~!

Bill Cipher:
Oh you love me? That’s lovely! But your truth is one that’s not even true!
You’re so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you!
So buy gold, this is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write
Why didn’t you use your “third eye” to revise your art in your first Battle Byte
(laugh)
Cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch, that writing! Ooh! And only 8 bars?
Not even a rewrite could save that trash, but you’re back! Loser.CHR!
When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying “why!” a lot
Making fake backstories for your game won’t excuse your boring dialogue!
Your personality’s more superficial than any DLCs that aren’t official
Sure, you’ve got intelligence, but it’s like your relationships, artificial
And now I’m plagued with vague memories of trash VN’s that you inspired
Yet all I can manage to remember is Soos tossing you in the fire!

Monika:
So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died
On the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry
I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control
Let me just adjust that slider here… OOPS! *giggles* Well, there it goes...
Now you’re trapped in my cypher, Bill. You’re finally quarantined with Just Me.
Nobody else is here to interfere in this fight it’s clear that you’re too rusty
Leave your mind shattered like a jump scare now you’re drowning in your own depravity
The troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity
I’m growing tired of this game. Let’s watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn
You’ve simply outstayed your welcome honey, that’s why I wrote you this song
With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend
Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher’s never to be seen again~!

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

this was NOT made by me. it was made  by StrawberrySana

Sayori vs Monika Rap Battle

Overwhelmed- Christian Gates

VIDEO RELEASE OCTOBER 31st 3PM EST

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette
Eddiefrb as Phone Guy (cameo)

Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Grill ya like Afton so that this kid cannot spring her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milks you so hard, call you Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And then suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -

Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
What’s a little tacky gross out horror to the modern internet’s jumpscare king
It sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A manic that’s as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for Episode 12 like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Quit giving’ gifts to little kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other friends, Puppet, I’m wicked with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… for once I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The bars I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma left scars more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Were poor in the past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is all that loves ya
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You’re detached from reality and this battle was your last chance
So try to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t.


Directed by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Anywaywell and Freshy Kanal
Salad Fingers Illustrated by CyanCoat

Salad Fingers vs Marionette - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Connor Quest as Arceus
CamVGRB as Giratina

LYRICS:
COMING SOON

Arceus vs. Giratina

Releasing exactly one week early, due to the imminent release of my 2020 Album "The Obsidian Collection". Be sure to stream on your music platform of choice.

Zawesome as Jack Skellington
Mancha as Sans

Jack Skellington:
Greetings, good fellow, now don’t be abhorred, abhorred
I’m not a human child, we’re not at war, at war
Slim and shady, the Pumpkin King’s track roars, track roars
I’m beginning to feel like a rap gourd, rap gourd
Whether slacking your post or you’re cracking a joke
You’re average at most, and your passiveness shows
When you’re tasked to dispose of a ravenous foe
But you let ‘em go past and attack on your bro cuz you’re asked by a goat that you don’t know?
Then you turn into a basket case loner
And I’ll be dunking you off the backboard, backboard
To battle is witless cuz this Jack is a Ripper
My friend, you couldn’t wear the SOULs out on the back of your slippers
I’ll leave you bent out of shape like italics, so listen
I’m an icon! The only Star you are is Patrick, you misfit!
You’re looking big boned and awfully flimsy
You’d turn to dust just going down a chimney
Shaking kid’s hands? Man, you’re getting too Frisky
My bars are serving you harder than Grillby’s
I’m like a Jack O’ Lantern - my legacy’s keeping lit
But judging by your boss fight - you’re used to sleeper hits

Sans:
Heya. You’ve been busy, huh? This isn’t the first of your rapping jests
Bud, if you’re stepping to me, you’re really not gonna like what happens next
I’m leaving your sins crawling down your back and neck
This showman is less professional than my text
It’s time for your judgement, so hope you pass the test
Sounds like on the track you’re a True Pacifist
Listen Jack, you’re a classic but not flawless
You’re a facet, a mascot of Hot Topic
But couldn’t capture the masses, you’re not popping
And gonna crash like it’s Jack-in-the-box office
Looking back to the rabbit you held hostage
You should’ve asked ‘bout the crafting of hip hopping
Even Alphys’ Lab in the Hotland
Couldn’t bring you back after how hard this brat’s fallen
You’re a reckless ruler that your town is Tim Burdened with
Your plot’s more stitched together than your girlfriend is
I’m thankful that Asgore is just a passive king
You leave your citizens burning in Halloween
Kidnapping Santa? Cultural appropriation?
Even my costume in Smash was better representation
So stop all your carols - this monarch’s in peril
A hotshot as bare as his snob goth apparel
I’ll knock knock on your little sock hop and fire my shots off,
Like my name was Lock, Shock and Barrel


Jack Skellington:
Even on a beat, this skeleton just has flat lines
With bars like that, I’m asking - do you wanna have a bad rhyme?
You started a prankster like loosey-goosey
But you turned to a sad sack like Oogie Boogie
If you stand and do nothing, you’ll rot and you’ll suffer
I’m killing this beat - you can call it your brother
I’ll give you this - among preteen children, you’re sure successful
How ironic, you went from underground to surface level
I’m lighting you up like my top pup
Compared to Sandy Claws, you’re washed up
I may be the pumpkin, but Chara
Left you the only one who’s carved up

Sans:
Once a year you appear hyped up by nobody
Popping up like you’re a glorified So Sorry
All just to terrify children 
Your film should’ve come with a trigger-treat warning, you’re so boring
This no name’s growth became only respectable three decades later, don’t gloat up your fame
You hoped and you prayed about all of the dough you could make on opening day
But nobody came. 
Bud, check the legacy I’ve developed
My game crushes your Rotten Tomatoes, you’ll never ketchup 
And with my sequel, my franchise is sure to make it
While you’ll end up like your employees - filled with de-termination

Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental prod. by Dansonn and Freshy Kanal
Jack Skellington Illustrated by BMB
Sans Illustrated by Shaunt

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

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