Rap Battles

Rap Battles I've Been In

Best Rap Battles (Will be put in order)

Hi it's our 2 year anniversary wooooo. lyrics will be posted after video drops. 
King Mewtwo as Alan Moore (audio)
AlaskanSam as Charles Dickens (audio)
AdamSandlerDRB as Alan Moore (video)
Cri as Charles Dickens (video)

Alan Moore vs. Charles Dickens - Discord Rap Battles (Early Audio)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - The Nutcracker Vs. The Gingerbread Man Rap Battle Ft. Snakebite126

Welcome to the newest battle!!

Dusk: Kirito

KGBronies: Eren

Kirito:
Kirito’s logged in to serve an Annie ice cold flow
Your theme is the only thing that people cared about in your show
You surpassing Mikasa? Sorry you’re one leg to short
I’ve won every match I’m in and the Otakus keep on wanting more
To avenge humanity and kill the Titans? You’re in denial
Showing no mercy kid, better call this another court trial 
I’ll use all of my strength to smack you harder and bloodier than Petra
When I slice n dice you with rhymes you’ll fall faster than Wall Maria

Eren: (0:44)
Charge men! To show that you have Shingeki No Chance against me
I’ve got the braun and moves like Yeager so snap back to reality
You’re in this Titans Hand now so prepare to be helpless livestock
I’ll exterminate this Red Nosed Reindeer just to prove how much I rock
All you do is play a silly game, you haven’t been where I’ve been
You sure do have Nervegear to think a dancing fairy like you can win
With my crimson arrow of disses I’ll kill you just like your family
Once I’m done you’ll fall faster than Keita and fade away like Sachi 

Kirito: (1:05)
All you are is a discounted anime Spiderman with anger issues
G.G Yeager you should’ve kept your Arm-in during Trost, oh wait it’s you
Besides what kind of soldier wears boots and skinny jeans on a mission
If I can beat 7 men at one, than this brat isn’t competition 
You won’t be able to Maneuver yourself out of battle this time
Your chances are as short as Captain Levi in this battle of rhymes
I’ve made you cry worse than the Needle injected by your father
I have lyrically devoured you even more than the Titan to your mother

Eren: (1:30)
You having a likeable character is about as real as Yui!!
This rap titan will Survey your ass kicking all day every day
I’ll roundhouse kick you even farther than your time gaps
Just stick to being a parentless loner since you can’t even rap 
I’m number one on the charts and I’m number one in this battle as well
For the pride of humanity I’ll be the one to show you true hell
Stick to living in a fantasy since I’m the one who fights for true freedom
Your insults are more disappointing than the second half of your season

Written by: MetalFire, 


Epic Rap Battles of ??? #5: Eren Yeager vs Kirito

ERBO???: Crono vs Trunks!!

Crono: MaNCHA

Trunks: Dusk


Crono: (0:15)
You Chrono-crossed the wrong Swordsmen of space and time
Your history will be erased as I bring upon a paradox of rhyme
Breaking your bones with power like Android 18 to Vegeta
Won’t be offering a Truce when I slice your Cells with my Katana
Shouldn’t have pulled my Trigger, Since I’m the real time MC
Not even the chamber can give you enough time to withstand me
Isn’t Millennial Fair that a “Bastard” is facing Squares best
In any timeline I’ll be giving you a second hole in your chest

Trunks: (0:45)
When you’re facing a Sayian you have no chance of survival!
It seems all your game does is tell a shitty version of the Bible!
*Turns into a Super Sayian*
No soulless Samurai can beat the warrior who slain Frieza 
You’re forgotten in time and I’m cherished by Akira Toriyama
With Burning Attack disses you’ll be turned into a Ghost Child
I’m a Shining warrior while this Link wannabee is idiotic and vile
You bring havoc to eras, I save them, and you can’t keep partnerships
Call me your lyrical Lavos cause I’ll be giving you an Apocalypse 

Crono: (1:14)
Oh Another Super Sayian? It’s not like we’ve seen those before!
This is your end of time where I’ll shatter you like your sword!
When it comes to saving the future, even Silver is better than you
Your case of PST will get more severe when I’m through 
You’ll realize your greatest nightmare as you fall like The Z Fighters
I’m riding the Wings of Time, you ride in a mechanical disaster
This bratt will get a lyrical execution better call me the Chancellor 
I give life to my comrades! You couldn’t even save your mentor

Trunks: (1:44)
Is that all you got? I’ve faced robots who are tougher than you
It’s a Marlevel on how gamers were able to deal with a Mary Sue
I’ll send you down to the palace with a Super Buster Cannon
Got a King Cold flow to bring you to Another End
A peasant outclassing royalty? In your Dream Stone 
Gaspar gave you your powers while I trained to the bone
Just let Lucca be leader and run back home to your mother
You may call me a bastard, but at least I met my father


ERBO??? #9: Chrono vs Trunks

Drifblim - Roland
Dusknoir - DuskofSkulls
Mismagius - Frenzy
Gengar - Pool
Chandelure - MaNCHA
Cofagrigus - Yobar
Banette - Midnite’s Realm
Sableye - ZombieLicker
Froslass - Karichanx102
Rotom - Mr.MapleSyrup
Trevenant - MetalFireVA
Gourgiest - B-Lo Lorbes
Spiritomb - Froggy

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J5YE1UauFBqH3Uh1DJ0fyH_hT3g9hW3xw7LoLvDOpd0/edit


Drifblim Vs Dusknoir - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #6.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Reuploading all the old ARB's! This one is almso 4 years old Jesus

Dusk as Toriko
Stofferex as Luffy
MetalFire as Announcer
Written by Dusk and MetalFire

Lyrics:
Toriko: 
Toriko is here! Ready to crush this pansy pirate down

Against One of “The Worst Generation” members? I will easily take the crown

Don’t you dare get anywhere close to me, or i’ll break your face with my fists

With my superhuman agility, you should be scared to step to this

This will be your demise, as i rip you to Pieces One by One

Even Whitebeard and Rayleigh can agree that I easily won

Your character designs and story aren’t even close to having
charm

I’ll lyrically devour you like the Sea Monster to Shanks arm

Luffy:

Captain Luffy here to spit Grand Lines against this Goku wannabee

This dummy wastes his time finding GOD while I carry out the will of D

You can’t touch the Pirate King since I’m rocking third gear and Haki

Watch as I slash you like Zoro and with fiery ass kicking like Sanji

Prepare for a Thriller as I gum gum pistol you Water 7 feet under

I’ve faced Fish-men and clowns that are stronger than this failed hunter

Your purpose compared to the other four are as empty as your gourmet recipe

The chances of your victory here are a bigger mystery than your family!

Toriko:

Your whole franchise is just 4kids while Otakus can’t get enough of me

X marks the spot on this bitch with the battle tactics of a Monkey

The insults you spit are softer than the rubber on your skin

This Kidd must be as crazy as his family to think he can possibly win

How can I consider you masculine when only females voice you

The Glutton will crush this Mary-Sue and make it non Sunny for your crew

With Gourmet Cells running through my veins, you’re existence will be erased

The plot holes in your series are worse than the one inflicted on Ace

Luffy:

It’s quite an embarrassment that Goku and I were stuck with this abomination

You’ll be shivering in your boots since I’m the one with Intimidation

Just immerse yourself in food since that’s the only thing you’re good at

My badass factor is as high as my bounty and my enemy is the Government, top that

Out of all of the captains of my generation, Luffy is clearly the best

With your shitty plot and storyline, you can’t compare to my success

All i see is a lonely greedy sleaze, watch me as i deliver a stampede

With rhymes that crush you like a Supernova, you won’t be in One Piece!

Toriko vs Luffy - Anime Rap Battles #1

Dr Mario Vs Wii Fit Trainer - s02 BONUS - EPIC PIXEL BATTLE

Emo Owl Rap Battles Season 2

Clockwork vs Ticci Toby - Emo Owl Rap Battles Season 2

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

Red Baron : AlaskanSam
White Death : JustGamer

Lines (since the Soundcloud description can't hold it) :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17949KpDnYJlkcr3OTvrZMIk02zLFI8TFXVDGhMPPe9Y/edit

Red Baron vs White Death - Discord Rap Battles

Mancha as King Candy
Dusk as Phantom Virus

King Candy 
I’ve dismissed glitches before, this time I won’t be the one losing 
While you failed to be spooky, Snickering through your whole movie 
Leading with Zombie Island and then this is the kinda crap you do?
I'd rather throw hands with both Flim Flam and Scrappy Doo!
Slapdash mishaps at hiding Snax in boardwalk attractions
Is that repulsive laugh a stab to walk all your critic's reactions?
Inject and infect your game like I was your players’ PEDs
But I won’t strike out to Sword Art Online direct-to-DVD 

Virus
Let’s play ball! No rain delay but I’ll still keep it short
You could ask Cars and learn NASCAR’s barely even a real sport
Brush your teeth, your candy bars left you deteriorating
You can’t handle the Ruth that I’m Babe, you’re Baby
Aint too hard to rip off Candy Crush and Mario Kart
Went for Sweet Tooth but got sucrose and yet so far
You’ll get your just desserts when we unmask this hack
And I go Turbo to make sure both your kart and game crash

Battle Bytes

King Candy vs Phantom Virus. Battle Bytes #30

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

King Candy vs Phantom Virus. Battle Bytes #30

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