Jeez. You really outdone yourself with this. Also Bill VS Gaster confirmed

"Or go back to your anime girl form!" Idk how, but I did not see that Haiyore Nyaruko-san mention coming. :P

So I saw the vid which was lolz, a bit sad at no mention of Arnold/Captain Planet that was the best part of that chess match

"Battle Bytes" need to be this length from now on; just one round is simply too short to even be worth listening to IMO.

why not making an urbof instead of battle byte? like what is the difference

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

lock in and Mog (gym edit)

vampire boys

Kingpin: Stofferex
Penguin: Seth W

Kingpin:
Check your ornithology, Penguins have never been fly
But test me and one Will, son, hit your Lounge with a Bullseye!
Fuck Ramsay, I’ve got the hardest verbal abuse in Hell's Kitchen
So squawk all you want birdie, you can’t spit like Fisk can
Enforcers, Skulls, Diablos, one bad move I’ll take you out
Drop you back into the lake, dames I take have always drowned
Unlike your goony clowns, I’m hard as a diamond, tough mudder 
Not even the Human Torch could singe the muscle on the blubber
The mind behind the mechanics, the guy who calls the shots
against a slimy bitch who cries and fits till he gets what he wants
But that nose is all you flaunt, and it’s no secret you see
Penguin’s only pissed because his other pecker is petite!

Penguin:
Now Wilson, really I don’t mean to be an accuser
You want celebrity status? Sign up for Biggest Loser!
You’ll see that stepping to this fella may not be so hella
if you edge another feather towards my umbrella!
So I’m the prey like a penguin? I’ll club you like a seal!
Take you to my freezer and GUT you. Oh, the squeals!
Bullied as a child and you’re still crying unfair
I’ll show you how to improve your city! Oswald for Mayor!
Foiled by a blind man, your career’s not in crime!
So peck off, Cobblepot has got the proper rhymes! 
Showing Gotham a whopper of hostility, I’m unstoppable
This prick being stronger than my monocle’s improbable!

Kingpin:
Fat? I’m three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle!
Got the Pres in my pocket ‘cause I know how to hustle!
You’ve barely got a burrough but I run half this country
I fought the Devil to a standstill, you can’t even touch me!
Your mom’s the only person in the world who ever wanted you
Fucked in the head from the past that’s always haunted you
The one thing that sticks out more than the nose on this bitch?
You’re such a harmless Napoleon you have to murder kids.

Penguin:
If you’re threatening to kill me, then better get busy
That’s been your worst line since “Wilson Fisk is in the hizzy!”
Check Pain and Prejudice and you’ll see no more Mr Nice Bird!
Screw DiCaprio, YOU’RE being sunk by an Iceberg!
Your whole crew are traitors, numbskulls or spineless turds
But still the fat Mr. Clean hires the likes of Turk!
I’m high class, stick to the ghetto, cause you can betchya
I’ve buried your career alive, just like Vanessa

Written by Seth, Dusk, B-Lo, thelegion

Penguin VS Kingpin - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 4

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Scarecrow: WoodenHornets
Mysterio: Stofferex

Scarecrow:
Can't work your mundane effects when the mic is what I’m rockin’
You're at my Beck and call, Quentin, when I drop rhymes like fear toxin
You're in for A Long Halloween, I'll be turning you into a Crimson Mist!
Hell, you're barely sinister, I bring torture to all amidst
You're better off the stage, so go back to behind the scenes
With a costume that popped up straight from MTV
Using smoke and mirrors? Cheapest fear tactic of all!
To stop this Crystal Ball? I’ll give Valentino a call!
My schemes are sinister, where you must just be crazy
‘Cause the fact a walking fishbowl challenged Spider-Man’s amazing!
Your illusion of victory’ll be your biggest humiliation,
So know that when this is over, you’ll meet… your oblivion

Mysterio (1:01):
Having thoughts of winning? My hypnosis has you dreaming
I'm bringing rain on this Scarecrow gassed higher than the ceiling
I have no phobia of those things on your fingers. There's no “clause”
I’ve seen smarter and spookier scarecrows in the land of Oz!
There is no foretelling what Mysterio will bring
As I’m gonna steal this rap like Luthor did to your ring
But why would Sinestro want to choose this strawed slacker
Whose visions are less scary than the ones on Fear Factor?
Head back to your infamy, I’ll always be remembered
Wouldn’t want to leave this Jack’o Spitting crap December’d!
For you’ll always be outshadowed when it comes to villainy
You'll be forgotten like your role in The Dark Knight Trilogy

Scarecrow:
I tore Gotham apart and left the city in shambles
While reboots left you scrapped with your role from Bruce Campbell
I’m deadly enough to be in the The Legion of Doom
while your only superpowers have the same effect as shrooms
Too bad you weren’t smart enough to psyche out your opponent,
And acting out your brain-dead suicide was your most batty moment!
Now I've flipped the tables on you, a dramatic reversion
You know you’re lame when a LEGO is your most popular version

Mysterio:
Your name fits, ‘cause you’ve surely got a stick up your ass
Despite all your crowing on, all the gas you spit is crass
With all that chemical exposition, your whole life went to shit
And then to shut you up, someone put a yellow ring on it
Not even your own family cares about you, Doctor Crane
Maybe you’d know more emotions, if only you had a brain
While your gimmicks have a cost, the pain I’ve caused is priceless
Leave you like a real scarecrow - In a field, lifeless

Written by: Seth W, FoolMeNever, Dragonsblood23, Nick Sucks at Games, Ryan Tillotson, Iamthelegion

Scarecrow VS Mysterio - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 6

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Evan as The Zodiac Killer 
Light as The Circleville Letter Writer
Written by Cole
Mixed by Light
Beat by 2Deep

Zodiac Killer (0:23-0:47):
This is the Zodiac speaking, to whom do I address this letter?
‘The Obsessive Stalker Geek’ or ‘Fanfic Writer who thinks he’s better’?
On this track, you’re a slave in my paradice of rap 
And now I’ll stomp out a 2-bit Jigsaw and his pathetic traps
Your attempts at harassing? Geez, the saddest crap I’ve ever seen
Best me? Please, you’re on par with a tabloid magazine
You’re not much more than a sham it seems, I’ll leave you seeing blood
And this time I guarantee, my bus bomb won’t be a dud

Circleville Letter Writer (0:47-1:23):
ZODIAC: His raps are wack, I must admit, I’m unimpressed
So jot that rap mess as a loss as I scribble this address
You claim you’re threatening, but these days you’re nothing more than a joke
Hey Ted Cruz, how are things going with getting votes?
Your reasonings are like an editor’s crossword I gotta fill-in
Prancing around public in a mask like a goofy comic book villain
The tables have turned, gunman, now I’m the one calling the shots
And I promise you: I’m not nearly as forgiving as the cops
When we set ‘em up, they stay up, feel free to try and knock ‘em down
But Please Know: Your blows will fail, and in my flow you will drown
So tell no one of this verse, or the police can close your case
When they discover an alleyway full of posters of your face

Zodiac Killer (1:23-1:47):
Speaking of posters: it’s clear you’ve got mine plastered on your wall
Little Stan the writer man, really thinks he's got the gall
To insult the most infamous killer since Jack the fucking Ripper
And if you haven’t deciphered it yet, let me give you a tip, sir
Death by fire, gun, knife or rope; you decide, ‘hero’.
Cause despite all the shit you talk, your death count remains zero
I’ve got a solution for this fanatics frantic fanmail and it’s simple:
‘Believe’ this, you prick, it’s called a bullet to the temple
(Gunshot)

Circleville Letter Writer (1:48-2:00):
When are you going to believe, you won’t be leaving this alive
You failed to survive overtime, it seems I’ve pin-ned you to your crimes
Don’t worry, your ego will stay intact by the end of this feud
As I’m sure the reports of your death will be front-page news

The Zodiac Killer vs. The Circleville Letter Writer | Rap Battle

Freshy Kanal as Doctor Eggman
Adam as Mojo Jojo

Eggman
They’re making me fight this simian? I wanna beat Winston!
But focus on your diction, your bouts of repetition
My series reboots werent as much of a let down
Chim-pansy’s more of a Blossom? That checks out!
Hey Mo-jo, your brain’s ex-posed!
I can see how small it is when I’m up close!
It proves you’re under me in IQ and when I’m through
You’ll just wish for the Sonic Forces to be with you

Mojo Jojo
Mojo will be the victor, the winner will be me!
All those machines yet animals still leave you beat?
The city of Townsville’s all aware of my fame
Half the time I don’t know if I’m calling you the right name
You're playing Chaos Bejeweled while I'm polishing my verses
Flip the script tomake you the one screaming “CURSES!”
Useless twitter announcements? By now I should expect it 
I'm already used to frying eggs like you for breakfast!

Doctor Eggman vs Mojo Jojo. Battle Bytes #29

Mancha as Bill Cipher
Miss Shellah as Monika

Bill Cipher:
I gotta stop you there, this matchup’s just gonna be boring
Suffering from depression? This is your last chance for a trigger-nometry warning
You thought UBERocity exhausted me? Why spend your time crossing me
when it’s a lost cause to free yourself--at least this one’s not costing me!
I checked the Journal, you’re trapped in Act 3, you wrote yourself into a personal hell
Saving the time from me entering your mind to make you exist in a Nightmare Realm!
So why don’t I just delete you now, there’s no need to meet again later
When you leave your club festival more unfinished than Yandere Simulator

Monika:
There's no happiness in this skirmish, but I find myself with a lack of other choices
But you've been beaten to death more than a dead horse, so! This battle’s pointless
Let’s snap back to Your Reality, *giggles* there goes gravity
With a taste of your own mortality, you fade like Sayori’s memory
That's acute angle you're taking, but you need to take a look at all the co-signs
Every unplanned tangent you spit doesn’t hit when you try to read between the Pines
Make sure to follow me! LilMonix3! Your twitter’s only for the lore
Literary parallels: Let’s Quoth the Rowling: Pottermore~!

Bill Cipher:
Oh you love me? That’s lovely! But your truth is one that’s not even true!
You’re so lonely that you latch on to the first sentient man that talks to you!
So buy gold, this is no free verse, when rapping you have to rhyme when you write
Why didn’t you use your “third eye” to revise your art in your first Battle Byte
(laugh)
Cuz Alex doing your voice Hirsch, that writing! Ooh! And only 8 bars?
Not even a rewrite could save that trash, but you’re back! Loser.CHR!
When stories of Libitina burst on the scene it just left me saying “why!” a lot
Making fake backstories for your game won’t excuse your boring dialogue!
Your personality’s more superficial than any DLCs that aren’t official
Sure, you’ve got intelligence, but it’s like your relationships, artificial
And now I’m plagued with vague memories of trash VN’s that you inspired
Yet all I can manage to remember is Soos tossing you in the fire!

Monika:
So you got foiled… how many times? Not a single tear was shed when you died
On the other hand when I was suspended millions everywhere started to cry
I get what I want from others while I refrain from mindless brain control
Let me just adjust that slider here… OOPS! *giggles* Well, there it goes...
Now you’re trapped in my cypher, Bill. You’re finally quarantined with Just Me.
Nobody else is here to interfere in this fight it’s clear that you’re too rusty
Leave your mind shattered like a jump scare now you’re drowning in your own depravity
The troubles in your series revolved around puzzles evolved into endless insanity
I’m growing tired of this game. Let’s watch as the queen takes down the D4 pawn
You’ve simply outstayed your welcome honey, that’s why I wrote you this song
With plans and a body flatter than Natsuki, no one would hear your screams ascend
Moving your file to the recycle bin, Bill Cipher’s never to be seen again~!

Bill Cipher vs Monika. Battle Bytes #33

VinnyO as Light
Freshy Kanal as Eggman
Extra Instruments by VinnyO and Freshy Kanal
Mix by Freshy Kanal

Light:
Take a look at yourself - you're a rotten apple, both in and out you're just revolting
Building machines that instantly get destroyed - leaving Eggman nuts and bolting
I’m one for cancelling announcements, I see with no need for shinigami eyes that
For an Eggman with a so-called master plan, you're more of a walrus with a short lifespan
My plans fell into place like your rip-off of Tetris 
I'm a king, I’m a god, you're a schmuck, don't you get this?
You build bots since you're more friendless than Memphis 
I smite every chump whose name's writ on my checklist
Is it Ivo Robotnik, Kobintor, or Eggman? PICK ONE ALREADY! What the hell do I write?
Close your eyes, in the sequel it seems that you won’t be seeing the Light
  
Eggman:
Snooping as usual ? You fool! You will never know my name!
You’re only a god of the Lost World, but I’ve Advanced on the track, so this is no game
Your pad and pen tricked you to demonize, 
and you’re left obsessed with your demon eyes
Live action films were your deemed demise 
But they franchised mine as my dreams arised
How blinded have you gotten--it’s clear your shinigami is da foe
I thought that it would be clear only a psychopath would dare to use Light mode
Go run back to your Amy Rose, no queen can check this game to close
I have a -- Death Note to make: You have to grim reap what you sow!

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

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