best role frfr, this was so fun to record than for having me

stuff I either mixed, recorded, wrote, etc. for (bandana nz made the thumbnail art btw :> )

○ My Resume【Old to New!】

Kilroy: Clarence The Duck
This Man: Box_Soldier22
Written by: Clarence The Duck and Box_Soldier22
Beat by Epistra
video coming soon to rap battle day
This is my first battle and I am very proud of it. Thank you to everyone who helped me make my first rap battle. Seya on the flip side.

Kilroy Vs This Man (Clarence The Ducks Rap Corner)

Video coming out soon
This took awile so hope you like it
Witten by: Clarence The Duck, Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40... 
Pingu Va: Clarence The Duck
your here you silly ding dong
The Penguin Va: Box_Soldier22
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEM... 
Thumbnail by: BDGR
description copy and pasted from YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Eza4y3jI0o&ab_channel=ClarenceTheDuck  

seya later.

The Penguin Vs Pingu

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

What's up guys its been a while. We have the king of cowards Shaggy Rogers vs The young cult fighter Sal Fisher. This is one of the first battle ideas that I had ever started to wright and I kind of forgot about it until about a month ago. I hope you enjoy and Pingu vs Penguin video is coming out soon as well as the video for this. 

ForgottenSon as shaggy

BDGR as Sal

Art by myself

Mixed by Box_Soldier22

Thumbnails by Box_soldier22

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Shaggy (0:12)

Like Zoinks scoob, looks like we're facing another ghoul 
Who is constantly bullied every time he goes to school
If you're facing a saying then you must have a death wish
But i'm sure deformed milhouse isn't something i should mess with
Put on your glass eye to see the win that your getting
You can't see it because you got your face blown off by kenneth
Killin you mom in the process, now that is qwite the tragedy 
Although it's not a loss when your killed your friends and your family
A girl killed by a bronie? Well that sounds like baloney 
When unmasking him in your dream proved to you he was a phony 
But then it turns out to be a much bigger threat than you think
Iv seen more creative stories in invisible ink


Sal Fisher (0:45)
I've just seen a ghost, and i thought i was dead
Like being overused in rap battles seems to be your specialty?
Call you the verbal mrs sanderson when your being stabbed to death 
Cuz being put behind your bars i'd rather die to electricity 
It's the ripoff jughead jones, you best had come alone
Cuz if you're bringin a talking dog, now i know you're gettin stoned
Now i'll throw you a bone, my series was kinda unknown
But you're running at the first sound of a moan or a groan
Your only fans have outgrown you, while your trying on chalone you
try and impress Dinkley but jinkies you just end up all alone, dude
I cant believe that your trying to best me in this bout
Cuz i know your poorly aged cartoons aren’t something to brag about

Shaggy (1:19)
Looks like emo fran bow decided to grow some balls
Have you seen my reputation i'm the best in rap battle brawls
Im charging up my powers, you're about to get your world rocked
Bros only remembered for edgy cosplayers on tik tok 
Your exposition dumps are boring, I'm glad to give you the ax
But your verse was even more depressing than your story's climax
Your face doesn't matter, the only plus of that trash gives 
covering your ugly mug is what the point of your mask is
Your just a freaky, nosey, too charismatic kid whos
final attempt at redeeming himself was cut short dude
Because your only known to be a jackseptic playthrough 
All i need is one present of my power to defeat you


Sal Fisher (1:52)
I took down a cult you arrest old men and than party
I stay with my friends while your riding off laurel and hardy
Ghosts, zombies, Kiss, pirates, robots, and wizards
Your a coward in all, they should call you lilly lillard
So scram you hippie, i'm not afraid of blood
I’ll scare your courage the cowardly dog and leave you face down in the mudd
Back in the day you were known as one of the comedic gods
Nowadays your just milked for clickbait and fnf mods
Your live action sequels couldn't get your timeline steady
And your a manchild, stuck slurping on mothers spaghetti
Not in one episode of your series you ever played the brave man
Cuz the only thing that you care about is “where is the caveman?”

thanks for tuning in, bye.

Shaggy Rogers Vs Sal Fisher

loud sound warning 

Bro what did I do to you, why are you throwing strays at me.
I really don’t get it Psytube, attacking me like I’m Jofinity.
You just made your biggest mistake.
Funny. You’re the psyduck, yet you give me the headache 
It’s my turn, put the toys away.

Being an ass for no reason isn’t charming
Maybe you’ll be cool if you started evolving 
Your bars and your fan base are both starving 
I knew your disses would have been bad before I started 

You probably didn’t think I would respond 
If you wanna get bread, Psytube, go to the pond
You got bob Ross rhymes dude. You can’t compare us two.
Common Nugget L’s exist now but it all started with you 

The sun goes down that’s when  they get started
They’ve got one mission: thats to kill the target!
Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob who DOESN'T SHUT UP!! 


Mixed by Box


this a joke.

"It had no effect." (PROD LEXNOUR)

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2021

LYRICS

Evil Otto:
Intruder alert! It’s a species we haven’t conquered
An entity detected with the coined term “Pocket Monster”
Well, the fact that you’re even here leaves me utterly stumped
Since Mew was left under the truck, and you? Thrown under the bus!
Don’t mess with Evil Otto
I got the mazes, flames, and gaze to leave you speechless, and all you really feel is sorrow
You say you sent kids to the hospital, but really? That’s comical
Since it’s like all the newer games, I don’t really follow
They say you’re an urban legend like you had any effect
But you’re only one when you’re sharing titles with Zekrom
This cabinet’s leaving you quartered, I think this reject ROM
Is setting up a Hypnosis since you’re getting slept on!

Creepy Black:
I’d advise for Ms. Pac-man to stay far
Before you’re another soul in Lavender’s graveyard
However, I don’t have to be scared of your mild verse
When your world sounds like another Pokemon that I would curse!
So know who you’re crossin’
This castaway rodent would leave Blue’s Raticate rolling inside of his coffin
Once a leader of your army, then all of your fame had decayed
Now a Silph Scope’s the only way I could log you in my database
I suggest you bounce back, wipe the smile and say nothing
My tower’s got you in a loop like you’re mashing the A button
You know that I stay haunting, so back up
‘Cause you’ll wish you were the person you were before you started this; Kadabra

Evil Otto:
Thinkin’ this smile is something you can wipe away?
Your only scare is having little kiddies scared while they lie awake
Thinking that your song’s deadly tool, but this weak blob-
Will see why Otto’s got a rep, when your heart and the beat drop
Hellbent on genocide? Man, Pokepastas are goldmines
Took so long to spit a line, even your protag’s an old guy
Your power’s phony, this beast outnumbers all your tower’s cronies
So once you’re kneeling down below me, I’ll have cut out this GHOST type!

Buried Alive:
I’d rather be lonely, hearing you makes me miserable
Yeah, you fight like a robot; completely predictable
If you attempted to upset me, then I’m feeling empty
Since we’ve got no beef, now I’ll eat the track like fresh meat
You’re in grave danger if you tread upon my land
So quit jumping or you’ll get jumped if you try to toss White Hands
Step to my gravestone, these spirits will lead a quick sweep
‘Cuz this manager’s been leveled, Buried Alive under six feet

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Evil Otto
Fightmarker as Random Berserk Enemy

Commander Jacob as Creepy Black
SimplyRazzy as Buried Alive
Freshy Kanal as Gastly

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by 3ple and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

Evil Otto vs. Lavender Town Syndrome - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 01/31/2022

LYRICS

Billy Loomis:
Hello? Who is this?
Is this the line for edgy misfits?
You want a line how you’ll crash and burn, man?
Seems like you got beat by your sis, kid
phone gets put down
There's a quota for OC’s that you fit in 
Jeff the Killer clones are getting lamer by the minute
The silver screen made a live-living icon
You’re more a tick-ticking time bomb

Ghostface:
You mind if I interject in this bout about which killer’s best?
I’m not one to phone in lines, but I’m more than willing to turn this ringer dead
You left your fingers red, but no wonder nobody’s eating you up, ‘cause this bitch isn’t a threat
Maybe you should call up Hoody and Masky if you wanna join more piles of shit on the web!
You can’t light a match, so how could you hold a candle? What? You gonna call on Slenderman to take your hand, bud?
I come from Wes Craven’s twisted mind, your creator didn’t even want you part of the fandom!
Abandoned your shitty life- memories, father, sister, gone
You can join the list of my victims, guy- you’ll feel pain when a pistol’s drawn!

Ticci Toby:
I’m being brought to t-take care of a Scooby Doo mystery?
You’re more of the ticking time bomb, since you always missed, JD
You went through four m-movies, but a-always missed on Prescott
I-it's no surprise that this painting couldn’t score a head shot!
With the goofy voice changer, all you’re doing is scaring Dewey
You got smoked out by your own parody, you like Scary Movie?
And th-throughout your series of comedy and g-g-gory scares
The w-w-worst kill you got was on C-C-C-C-Courtney’s hair!
No wonder your name is Ghostface
‘Cause all your lines are see-through
You were famous in the old days 
Now nerds are all you appeal to
While I’m making my own fame
Leavin’ my abuser removed
You were sealing your own fate
When you brought along Scream 2! 

Ghostface:
Awwww, you getting pissy, Toby? You can’t take deep cuts from Father Death
When the only time you’re making deep cuts is when you’re causing your father’s death!
You’re bottom of the barrel so go ‘head and kick the bucket, bitch. Chewing on your gums, so just you try to stomach this.
This is a rap battle, stop your stuttering, or you’ll have some bloody spit when I’m guttin’ you just like a fuckin’ fish
Out of all my verbal scuffles with slashers, this pasty bastard’s by far the worst I’ve faced off with
I know you like to ride bandwagons, so how about you take the next step and burn your face off, bitch!

Ticci Toby:
W-with that comeback, who are you, M-Michael fucking Myers?
If Roman’s your director, f-f-fire the fucking writers
All the b-blood for some girl and you didn’t get to kiss her
No wonder you pine after Sidney; you’re Woodsboro’s killer
All it took was a mask to create this hoax, all it takes is my axe to m-make you a ghost
Face off my raps and I’ll crush you with a TV, then bury you in the grave with your show
Sure, you can diss how I fought back and fled from the crime, but at least my mother’s not defending this guy 
Now she’s really dead to her son, since anger’s not the only red in her eyes

CREDITS

Michael Stark as Billy Loomis
Evan as Ghostface 
 
Fightmarker as Ticci Toby

Written by Rabi, Shimario, and Syro
Beat prod. by Trunxks
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by noobydotwad and CyanCoat
Cover art by Rabi

Ghostface vs. Ticci Toby - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 04/15/2023

LYRICS

Wile E. Coyote:
LISTEN UP-

I don’t have much time before I drop from this height
So I’ll try to make it quick while I’m rocking the mic
Allow me to introduce myself, Wile E. Coyote
Genius at roasting dopes and flowing on dope beats
You should just quit, Komi, why, we don’t even measure
I’m more skilled, more cunning, simply, I’m better
Now I might be the Looney Tune
But you somehow surpass me with all the weirdos in your goofy school
Now if you asked me, I’d take you and the ones being crude and lewd
And strap you to a package that’s made with care, love from ACME
Your show exists for some lonely losers to relate
Komi-San and her fanbase can’t communicate
I gave this slice of life a piece of mine, hope the pain’s received 
Now if you excuse me, I shall now take my leAHHHHHHHHH

Komi:
I-I’m not really that good with rhyming words
But I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t like that verse
Supplies of TNT, but you couldn’t drop bombs though
You’d take second to Agari in a dog show
Maybe quit hunting season and find a day job
‘Cause you get fired worse than a Warner Bros. layoff
A “Super Genius” with your plans never changing
Running into the same wall like it’s your paintings
It’s been 70 years but still the same old act with
Comedy so primitive, no wonder it’s slapstick
Chased a chicken for all that time? Impressive
I don’t even think that Ren’s as obsessive
Chuck dropped ya’, now your toons are in the garbage
I’d say that’s all folks, but this was over ‘fore it started

CREDITS

TheMonarchy as Wile E. Coyote
Fightmarker as Road Runner

Kurobane Azia as Komi

Shadow Zel as Black Noir

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Wile E. Coyote vs. Komi Can't Communicate - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 08/28/2023

LYRICS

Intruder:
STOP WATCHING THIS. IMMEDIATELY HEED THE WARNING, PLEASE
PROCEEDING IS PROHIBITED, since you’ve no authority
Hogging the broadcast like that seems a bit selfish
So here’s another hijacking. I’ll let myself in.
I’ve been watching you. And I’ve been following
The only action that you’ve produced is me vomiting 
You catch the wave when you’re bad-mouthing Coke
I’ll drown you in flow YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE THE BODIES
I break and enter to crack the door and your mind too
Hang you from the ceiling like the driveway door behind you
Send prayers to Gabe but you’re one that he wouldn’t pay mind to
Don’t bend over, just look behind you.

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Is this thing on? I’d like to interrupt this
You crack the doors at night? Guess what, baby, I’m unhinged 
Nobody’s scared of JPEGS or whatever you set free
But your fans are still like “Oh no! They’re coming to get me”
(mumbling) Not a monster but I’ll berate you, yo
Makes sense you don’t got copies, you’ve no ways to alternate your flow
(mumbling) Met with the Preacher and I let loose
She’s got the long face, call that Maximum Headroom
Looking a Eminem sketch mixed with some drugged dude?
I thought it was a VHS glitch, but no, that’s just you
You build up your releases and hype up crowds for that lame excuse
Then the fans are disappointed like “WHO HAVE I BEEN PRAYING TO?!”

Intruder:
Please Tell me how you plan to Hinder me
Because I can’t even Identify a way you would be hitting me
Neutralize me? With a flyswatter as your weapon?
Take my word - Know your place, second
You broadcasted disgusting fetish play to millions
Parents distraught at the sight of their missing infant’s innocence 
The cops are out still looking and I’m looking through your suspects
Mr. John R. Macdougal on-
They left the hands of the messenger to a crackpot
Thinking you’re a rap god, *cut to a pic of gabriel*
Unknown identity? Then I’ll be leaving no traces
Take this manchild down 3,426 CASES

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Think you deal me mental damage, but your trash is weak
An analog parody, I don’t wanna hear it, M.A.D.tv
Everything you said was garbled nonsense, but I’m not surprised
So take advice from the respondents, learn on how to drop a line
Healthcliff pulled the trigger on himself, honest, I’d do the same
Cause listening to all your raps? I’d put the bullet through my brain
How could this chess piece man ever to hope to terrify watchers
When you’re shilling some cute plushies, only 25 dollars!!!
Take a swatter if you think you’re fly and leave you bleeding red
“The Death of Six” with crossed out eyes, so only you can see the X
And here’s a tip to Mandela County so that the hurting stops 
If TV’s rotting your brain away, then maybe turn it off

CREDITS

SimplyRazzy as The Intruder
Mr. Tibbs as WARNING

MetaStarVA as The Max Headroom Hijacker

Written by Rabi 
Additional writing help from Fightmarker
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Moxxie
Cover art by Rabi

The Intruder vs. The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2023

LYRICS

Eyeless Jack:
Why’d you think I’d be scared by this mime shit?
You should’ve thought twice before steppin’ up to Eyeless
But now I’m ‘boutta write shit to leave your body lifeless
Lookin’ like the Babadook in a mid-life crisis
I already know all you’re gonna spit is hot trash
Rippin’ Stephen King’s pages and throwin’ that up on Wattpad
I don’t got any eyes for you to stick your needles in
I get adrenaline pumping just from a pic of me leanin’ in
It’s Eyeless Jack, you know when I attack
I’m spreading red on your color palette of white and black
So don’t try fighting back, ‘cuz I ain’t fuckin’ frightened, Jack
I drop the heat like hot tar when I go up to light a track
Tried to make a kid happy, the attic got locked
It ate away at your loneliness like Jack In The Box
Then you were so touch-starved, took the drunkie and split him
This shit is child’s play like taking candy from your victims

Laughing Jack:
What a surprise... well, hi, Jackie
You wanna fight, Jackie? Then I’ll oblige, Jackie
But just try attacking, get me with that knife slash and
They’ll never find that body of yours, just like your eyes, Jackie!
I’m your imaginary friend
‘Cause the remnants of your mind show no sanity is left
I’m the sound inside your head, this clown has no weakness
To this Blue Man Group sleep paralysis demon!
How’d you get so iconic there, buster?
Could it be because of Mr CreepyPasta, I wonder
Or maybe your blank slate of a character’s what they wanna see
A cookie-cutter, carbon copy, Jeff the Killer wannabe
That cult did you good, bud, you cut out all your fake friends
Built yourself a name along killer teens with the same trends
But I’ll make this painless, a quick death for this blind freak
You can treat this battle like a liver, fucking bite me

Eyeless Jack:
Nice go, monochrome, but I’m leavin’ ya folded now
I’m glad I don’t got any eyes ‘cuz you’d probably poke ‘em out
Like look at that thing, that nose is gigantic
That party hat schnoz’s the only thing causing panic
Stuck in isolation after Isaac’s leave
You put an “I” in creepypasta – ICP
So can it with the snuff shit, ‘cause I can’t even pick between
You or your creator on which one of you’s the biggest creep

Laughing Jack:
Think your shots could be lethal?
This worm couldn’t stomp out a beetle
Make like your brother, leave while you can
Or get squashed like a spider, POP GOES THE WEASEL
I’ve heard you’re surgical with cuts, here’s a personal murder, bud
Tear out organs, internals, guts ‘til all you do is gurgle blood
Fill your body with insects and after it goes silent, black
This smile’s the only thing that you’ll remember, Eyeless Jack

CREDITS

Spadical as Eyeless Jack

Luke Reardon as Laughing Jack

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
Additional writing help from Snakebite126
Beat prod. by Insanebeatz
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by HauntedCicadaSongs

Eyeless Jack vs. Laughing Jack - Rap Battle

good ol' white on white violence! We love that!! This totally was a 48 hour challenge.. yeah.. haha.. trust..

Badger DryW4ter as People Playground
ELIZALKINTHEGOAT & Box as We Become What We Behold

People Playground
Hello! I’m just spawning in! Already faced with a problem?
This borderline politic comic tryna start something? You lost it!
No prisons, facilities, I be dropping heavy bars on beats
Only thing you drop is your body when it’s on TV

Yuh, we got the bombs and nukes we tend to blow up!
Only time you blow up’s when fake news on TV shows up!
I’ll take you out the picture, make this another headlined incident 
You've been taking out your peers cuz all you know is racism!

Circle
New headline: People Playground learn circles don’t play
And your fans that do play you: are in the first grade!
I be holding this mic, so this fight ain’t really fair,
You a blockhead - and circles hate squares!

At least I try and spread a message with trending mishaps
You just spread psychopaths making up some Jigsaw traps
Only if you could dodge your traps, your lines missed me!
I’ll rip apart a ragdoll; see you on the big screen! *fuckin dies*

People Playground
Bad verse kid, that shouldn’t have been laid out!
That shit caused a spit take - call that Melon Playground!
I got endless replay, you got 5 minutes to your name!
So, tell me whatchu know about some airtime with that gameplay?!

Point-&-Click “Adventure” and nothing really happens 
You take a picture, someone dies, and that’s all the action
Saying that you hate the peace, you just lying in your story, bud
No top hat can cover the fact your game’s boring as fuck.

Square 
BE SCARED. THEY JUST KILL YOU AND YOU COME BACK
MAKE A SANDBOX GAME A BLOOD STAIN ON MY BAT
BE ANGRY. SPLIT YOU LIKE LOVEBIRDS - YOUR BODY I’M PARTING
I COULD NOT DO THAT AND BODIES WOULD DROP MORE THAN CARTI

“Endless replay”? But you have 10 minutes til you go bad!
Cuz if violence goes viral, why does your game go stale so fast?
You betta kill yourself NOW!! Or I’m finna make you
Got thousands of reviews and yet all of ‘em still hate you. (DAMN!)

Written by Badger & ELIZALKINTHEGOAT
Beat Produced by Shirazi Beats
Mixed by Box
Art by Badger

BDGR Bites! - People Playground vs. We Become What We Behold! (Prod. by Shirazi)

RecD as Wolverine
Rosenthal as Cloud Strife
Written by AdamDRB, SIR Rap Battles & Shimario
Mixed & Mastered by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Ihaksi
Beat arrangement by Shimario
Special thanks to Zachary Allen-Thierry, Luke Reardon, Ego, JoJoVO, RaccoonBroVA, garbageGothic & Fightmarker
Cover art by M!CAH

Cloud:
Guess I’ll start this off… and I’m very sorry Logan
But your soul’s a wound that's open with no potion to go close it
It’s the last time that you’re gonna be smokin’, enjoy the stogie
Consider this a mercy on the lowly, now let’s mosey

Should’ve known that sparring with me’s something you’ll regret, and yet
You’ll probably still find a way to blame that shit on Weapon X
Ya turn all your hissy fits into murdering innocents
All this blood on your hands, and you still think you’re who the victim is?

Seems like you and Sector 7 got a common attribute
You’d both know a lot about metal collapsing down on you
Nearly filled your head with the bullet you used to kill your clone
You couldn’t take it anymore - I guess your limit broke

Wolverine:
You can shut your mouth bub, I think we’ve heard enough
My claws are jealous with how much that pointy hair could cut
I’m hardest to the bone, not some random Turk you’d spar with
I’ll “Remake” your pretty face - when you’re split up into parts, bitch!

A lone wolf standing high at the top, I’m a savage
You're a clone wolf, 2 decades old and your shit’s still repackaged
And I hate to drop some more shit on your plate, but just so happens
That you only notice chicks are crushin’ after they’re already flattened

An amnesiac cursed with shit ya wish you never knew
Couldn’t save Nibelheim in time - you thought that I’d forget it too?
Sephiroth took everything from you, it must’ve hurt for sure
He didn’t need Supernova to make you watch your world burn

Cloud:
Your flow hurts, Wolvy. Where did you learn it from 
All the drowning in self pity, or just drowning your own son?
The slowest with emotions, you’re more out of touch than Rogue was
And you live inside a school with children cause you’d never grow up

You’re the best at what you do - hurting people without rhyme or reason
Those pupil-less eyes must mean you’re simply just too blind to see that
every single person that you’ve cared for in your life’s mistreated
I bet you wear that tank top ‘cause all of your wives have beat it

Yeah, last I checked you don’t do well romantically
Take it from me, thinking you’ll stay with Gray’s a fantasy
Still haunted by those X-Genes and that ex Jean you left bleeding out
How ironic, seems what she’s needing now’s a Phoenix Down

Wolverine:
Just quit acting like you’ve got a chip on your shoulder
All the wars that I’ve fought in would’ve broken this loner 
You left everyone behind, so it’s time that someone told ya
That you’re weak deep down - you ain’t super or a SOLDIER

You’re a poser - stole from your dead friend, but he also ain’t so strong
Doubt he’d handle beer with me, the dude can’t even take a shot
Your charade is gone, and gotta say you’re not threatening
Kid, if you wanna play pretend, then stick to crossdressing

Whether it’s your friends or foes, you’re only bringing doom to all
It fits that everybody who joins Avalanche is due to fall
Cause one look at Aerith’s fate’s enough to see that you’re at fault
Now she’ll never get to bring the flowers to your funeral


Wolverine vs Cloud Strife. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. RecD & Rosenthal)

RAP BATTLE 
JEFF THE KILLER
VERSUS
PURPLE GUY
BEGIN

Jeff the Killer:
I’d say it’s “Knife” to meet you but honestly it’s not
Since you’re the guy who buried children in costumes until they rot
Then they possessed animatronic bots that left this rotten man forgotten
But now thanks to Cawthon I get to leave ya layin in a coffin!
This commercial lookin intern’s internally controversial
And A jumpscare’s your plot twists, I’ll call you Purple Nurple!
Matthew Lillard ain’t iller than this cold blooded killer
You 8-bit off of Chuck E. Cheese; but still could never deliver!

Purple Guy:
Like what happened at the party, that whole verse was catastrophic
When you’re burnt like Fazbear’s Fright; you’ll once again be the Hot Topic
If you wanna pizza this then go meet me in the backroom
Where I’ll turn that smile around once you’re crushed in a costume
It’s ME who has the silver eyes Spring-Locked on an emo kid
Who thinks he’s prettier after burning off his own eyelids
But now you’re “pretty” fucking ugly, makes sense you can’t save face
You put people to sleep; I erase disgraces without a trace

Jeff the Killer:
I killed my family cuz they didn’t see through my beauty
But I only crack a mirror when Afton’s reflection is me
Now my blade reflects the consequences of being a dead-beat dad
When I’m stabbing down this dying fad; there is no coming back
So just relax and Go to Sleep, I promise it’ll stop the pain
You killed without a thing to gain and that’s more fucked up than insane
My knife will make the sharpest point; I’ll slit your throat to leave ya chokin’
Then dismantle all your guts so you’ll never get a promotion!

Purple Guy:
It’s PG killing 13 so this can get rated R
But you already look like Michael Jackson if he left another scar
Then life went awry for you and it looks like you’re about to cry
Bet it’s cuz your face makes me laugh so much all you’ll want is to die
to get released from what I unleash but you’re on a leash as a proxy
Held down by the chains of grief, when I dig deep; it’ll be your autopsy
And after you’ve withered away that’s when I will be Golden, Bonnie
It’s to your horror I just left the final burn on your body!

[COVER] - William Afton vs Jeff the Killer. REWRITTEN RAP BATTLE

jeff the killer vs ticci toby - rap battle!

CAST:
BadgerDryW4ter as Ticci Toby
Elizalkin as Jeff the Killer

CREW:
Written by Elizalkin
Beat Prod. Jee Juh Beats
Mixed by Kaewoo

LYRICS:

Toby:
It’s Ticci Toby! Here to serve ya!
Clock’s ticking so I’m open to murda!
Leave your body lost like your image, it’s over dude!
Slice you with my axe, leave you licking an open wound!

I’ve ties with Slenderman, you betta worry, kid!
I’ll burn up that face worse than those bullies did!
I’d say wipe that smile off your face, but you carved it, right?
Clown lookin’ ass, I’d kill my family too if I had those eyes! 

You’ll lose your life! So don’t step up to me, hold it back!
Or I’ll leave you headless next time you attack!

Jeff:
Go to sleep, cuz it’s clear you’re all bark!
Already beat Slenderman, his protégé won’t be hard!
Out of all my copycats, this one thinks that he’s all that?
False, so run away ‘fore I leave you as a blood splat!

12 long years, copycat killers wanna steal my spotlight 
But they fail, cuz I always outdo them in fights
Don’t call me clown man, your story got me Laughing Jack
But remember my other bullies, so watch your back!

Surrender the mic, and maybe I’ll give you a pass
But if you wanna fight still, just know I’m kicking your ass!

Toby:
Outdo me? Man, you gotta be kiddin’!
Your shit sucked so hard, it had to be rewritten!
And it was kicked off the wiki too, what’s up with that?
You’re Jeff the Kitten-soft, how are you gonna kick my ass?

Now you’re used only in screamers, you’re nothing but a bother!
You should surrender man, I’ll leave you like my father!

Jeff:
Stop acting tough, I bother you, correct?
Be honest, my verse left you shaken up like your Tourette’s!
You started mass murdering, but it almost lead to your death
Your story’s more fucked up than the shit inside your head!

Now Slenderman only worsened the state of your mind
But fortunately for you it’s time for bed, so good night..

JEFF THE KILLER VS TICCI TOBY

ForgottenSon as Saturn
Badger DryW4ter as The Wendigo

The Wendigo (0:24) 
SEE NO FILTER - Wendigo gnaws a skull, off the dome
WEAK TO SILVER? - For I take gold, hear the whistle blow?
SEEM OFF KILTER - Shake like leaves as I stalk from the fog.
BREATHING THINNER - Lungs freeze as a Giant’s gas is cut off.

Rings like egypt, no Anubis, as your death drops in,
Jupiter’s mini me sees only red droplets.
Fuck Loch Ness, this monster is locked in
Going off script, pile bodies like a mosh pit

I prowl on beats, this planet cant plan to flow with me!
Your one big thing is a fun fact for buoyancy
Named from a god of time? And yours is running low
Relevancy drops dead, when that ring’s slowly going ghost

Saturn (1:00)
Why you running fades? When your run’s faint
You got them hunger pains, and yeah it left you changed
I’ll keep it plain, got the most drip in the milky way
So tell me, why is the Gas Giant faced with another Rake?

Causing hella killings? Wendigo, learn wendi-stop it
Cuz you’d make hella killing as a mascot for hot topic
Got 7 rings of rock, that you’ll be sent through
You’re gone now, no mystery solved, no Wendigoon!

yo girl attracted to me, I call her my Orb-itch
We look into 69 - you look like 96
A lifeless figure of sticks; built like a twig
Lost to the Loch Ness, There’s no shot kid you’re locked in


The Wendigo (1:35)
OH - Is the asteroid done belting? FINALLY
IS JUPITER’S RED SPOT DONE SPIRALING?
Ironic, like the void you dwell in, your fame’s vanished
Pluto’s more important than you and he’s not even a planet


Saturn (1:47)
Call me an asteroid, you meat-eater-ologist,
And maybe get a taste of fame skyrocketing,
Your found footage is faker than the moon landing
Guess this cannibal got canned, since his fame was abandoned!

Beat Produced by NetuH
Art by Grasman & DryW4ter
Written by DryW4ter & BirdJormungandr | Addiontional Writing by Elizakin
Mixed by Box

BDGR Bites! - The Wendigo vs. Saturn (Prod. NetuH)

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

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