Writing by: TomPuffs

Additional help by: CyanCoat, Egomanic, MidgeCat, Grasman, 

Art by: TomPuffs

MidgeCat as: Spamton G. Spamton

Grasman as: Saul Goodman

Mixing by: Trakked

Beat: Mad Hatter 2 by Tone Jonez

Thumbnail by: TomPuffs

Special Thanks to: Egomanic, TheMonarchy, Colethecole, Alex M, and CornCob7178.

Spamton G Spamton:

HE-HEY EVERYB0DY, IT’S [Spamton G. Spamton]!
SEEMS LIKE TH1S [Slimeball] WAS LEFT ALL ABANDONED
BY H1S [Loved ones], HE LEFT EVERYBODY M1SERABLE
[Don’t believe what you see on TV! This man is a criminal!]

SPEAKING OF TV, L00KS L1KE ALL I SEE,
ARE COMMERCIALS THAT AREN’T EVEN [High-Definition Quality]!
THE GREEN’S [Leaking through] AND I DON’T MEAN [Record Profits]
LEAVE U GREY WHEN I PUT S0ME [Bars] BEHIND THIS [Convict]

U L0ST C0NTR0L OF UR L1FE, THERE’S [Nothing] THAT CAN HELP U
CONSTANTLY SL1PP1N’ BY LIKE THE [Scammers!] DADDY LET THRU
EX1T PREMATURELY: THAT’S MY VERY [Specil Offer]!
I’M THE P0STMAN, UR N0T EVEN [Kevin Costner?]

Saul Goodman:

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman! Your disses need work,
But that’s about what I expected from a dwarf gone berserk.
You talk about passing bars? I don’t think you could pass this.
You had one bit of fame, and then it all came down crashing!

If you got a deal to make, bud, I think you’re out of luck.
Don’t need a vacuum repair card when you already suck!
Products are literal trash, but I wanna know how,
The Jigsaw Puppet ended up bunkin’ with Oscar the Grouch!

Er-you’re just a has-been, constantly causin’ a racket,
Even with how you talk, you can’t face me on a bracket!
You’re incomprehensible, it leaves me appalled,
But if you need someone to talk for you: BETTER CALL SAUL!

Spamton G Spamton:

UR [Slippin’, Jimmy]! IT SEEMS U HAD NOTHING TO SAY
UR TAKING THE P1SS LIKE IT’S [Davis and Main]
WELL SCREW YOU [Albuquerque!] I SP1T COLD L1KE A TH0RN RING!
MAKE A SN0WGRAVE S0 NO ONE IS LEFT [Mourning]

Saul Goodman:

Now that’s what the kids would call an epic fail!
I thought you’d be a lightner, you look deathly pale.
You’re just the email guy, I’ll make like a hyperlink: block it!
Your customers are the same as your stocks: dropping!

Spamton G Spamton:

I’M T1RED MCGILL, UR LEAVING ME PISSED OFF!
I’D G0 TO UR [Hochi Mama!] SH0W HER I’M A [Big Shot!]
PRETEND U FELT [Nothing], BUT U C0ULDN’T [Come to terms]
THAT UR BROTHER WENT OUT LIKE [Oh, help me! It burns!]

[Top-rated salesman] S0 U KN0W I’M THE BEST!
DO U [Wish to contest?] THEN U CAN [Die like the rest]
N0W [Watch me fly, Mama!] [Best rapper since ‘97!]
[Take a vacation straight to hell] AS I GAZE INT0 [Heaven]

Saul Goodman:

Objection, your honour. I have to confess to a crime:
That I’m about to cut the strings when I’m killing the mic
Making death threats that you couldn’t follow through? PLEASE!
My crew could send you on an acid trip, straight to Belize!

You had nothing to live for until you met Kris!
Yeah, you could load a disk, but you can’t load a diss!
You were once a big shot, but now you’re left all alone!
The win is ringing, but I’m the one who’ll pick up the phone

Spamton G. Spamton vs Saul Goodman - TomPuffs Tussles (#1)

badger as bob
taiga as threepeater

Threepeater (0:16)
We were sprouted on a lawn crawling with undead freaks
Threepea’s poppin off like some zombie heads while they’re on the beat
Run scams at the exchange, to only receive slim pickings
Then DM Beatrix like “Uhhh.. So.. Chickens?”

BOb (0:29)
Chickens..? I like chickens.. But you ruin my appetite
Peas in a pod.. Like PVZ with microtransactions..
Slim pickings? Slim pickings? Describes your whole franchise…
I’m the head of the farming games.. Pea’s just a head of cabbage!

Threepeater (0:43)
Your diet is “everything”? Bruh.. and you CAN’T eat a beat?!
We know we’re the pea, but dude stick to chicks, you don’t want this beef!
We’d rather be a “head of cabbage” then rock this slime’s fedora
Like a moss blanket, on this lawn? BOb gets slept by flora

We’re three peas, here’s three L’s! One for each slime in that coat!
We’d say hurry up that verse, but bro you not even in rush mode!
We doubt it counts.. But now that we are left wondering..
How’re your trades so shit? Yet this rancher’s fit is rancid and ugly?!

Not talkin’ ‘bout the Chompers when we’re eating hard beats!
Your hungry ass should probably stick to eating out the heart beets.
We know Dave can be crazy, but we understand his banter, BOb
‘Fore writin’ and rappin’ that verse, go practice some grammar, dawg.

BOb (1:25)
If you sold those bars.. You’d get budget… for 2nd good game..
Flow on tracks? You need lilypads to stay on them!
Music carries gameplay? No wonder you became free to play!
God.. the way you fell off.. Seems to BOb you were made in autumn!

BOb flow? Spicy Tofu! No need Torchwood to spit hot!
Snow peas? Like ice i wrote you! Not like your verse that dragged on
So please.. Fast leave.. like the rushed release of Pirate Seas!
Crushing.. These leaves.. How’s that for spilling the dynas-tea?

Not on BOb’s level.. Get Tallnut.. BOb can’t even see you..
Should’ve battled Hunters.. Like your words.. They too are see-through..
It seems Threepea.. came up short, just like Leafy’s chin!!
Left you rotting like Garden Warfare.. Which you ain’t even in..

Beat Produced by Ihaski
Written by Badger | Additional Writing by BirdJornmungandr
Art by Badger
Mixed by Trakked

BDGR Bites! - BOb vs Threepeater (Feat. Taiga)

KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Seerofwords as Beatrix Lebeau
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Cookies by Domboi Beats
Writing and Art by EatMoPizza

Lyrics:

Hat Kid:

Let’s take it from the top, Hat Kid’s dropping on the scene
No Peace and Tranquility, show you why I’m rated T for teen
Downed the Mafia, Nyakuza, so I’m sure to reduce a
Bumpkin in a bootleg Poltergust to a crime scene, gruesome!

(Pause) ...Boop!

What the peck is this connection? We both landed on a planet,
Unfamiliar, explored a bit, but the difference, I got stranded
Found my fuel to make it home, you left for one built like a dome
Ironic, desert your friend for a desert, now it’s where you roam!

I made tons on my adventure, you're all alone like Vanessa
But her place looks less decrepit, maybe clean up your mess, huh?
After all you fill the bank by cleaning up your blobs’ droppings
But you can’t get the gold by stinking up the bars you’re dropping

Beatrix:

Listen here, Kiddo, I’m not here to clean up that mess
I’m a grownup, I work for hours to earn some fat checks
Strapped with a vacpack, sure, for me combat’s not the norm
But grip your umbrella tight, because I’m bringing a storm!

10 of 10 on Steam, going from PC to the big screen
Got tabbies, tangles, hunters, I can catch a pest like honey
I’m the Stardew of the Stars, you just took nostalgia, and ran with it
Got no place stepping to me, you signed yourself up for banishment

Came from Monomi Park, I’m up from morning to dark
On your journey, made some stories, but no meaningful arcs
The difference of my treks to your shipwrecks isn’t hard to see
So call this the second time you’re overshadowed by Odyssey

Hat Kid: 

No surprise this worker Bea would drone on her whole verse
Between Snatcher, the Directors, and Empress, I’ve felt worse
Mustache Girl’s lip service was better, you are ALL bad lines
I’m heating flows like Mafia Town, toxic like Rad Slimes

Say you’re on that grind, but your efforts ain’t beyond doubt
I’m swimming in green, you fall in the sea, you get knocked out
Bea, all your time’s spent for a corporation’s benefit 
A cog to Seven-Zee, I ate up this Gear for Breakfast!

Beatrix:

Me and Casey found what we need, you left Mustache Girl on her back
Bit off more than you could chew, but I can make a splash
Sure, both our games found players, and our names are staying known,
But you can’t take pride in your fans when they go mod out your own

Use that camera badge, get the picture, got no chance, Kid
Like you’re tripping on the SS Literally Can’t Spit
Any plort makes better material than the yarn you’ve spun
You were never a player in this game, Le-Bow is number one!

A Hat in Time vs Slime Rancher - Verses Mode (ft. KingSpirals and Seerofwords)

beat produced by David Arcade Beats

lyrics:

I was chilling in my egg, minding my business
Now I'm summoned, awake, to run fades with Izzy!
I guess I can hop in the stu’ drop an 8 or 2 on you
Hopefully a hater will drop a response, unlike Stu!

Cuz, only thing that dropped was his fame and annoying meme (R.I.P. LOSERRR)
Only time you've dropped was poor cosplays or in spoilers and leaks
This royal feline's 'bout 4 feet in height tryna run hands with me
Not droppin’ threats, I’m preachin’ promises, like Goatku on ya Twitter feed

I cook with writing, graphic design, art, and, OCs
Only time you’d cooked if we talked about copying jokes and stolen memes
Bargain bin Badger, I’m the shapeshifter but shut yo copy ass up
Switch to Power and stick to typing up 50 fuckin Xeets, bruh

Go check the receipts, you owe me about every bit of your exposure
If it wasn’t for me letting ya, run a muck all over my server
You post shit, I’m a living shitpost, You got brain rot, I make brains pop
You another quirky furry, I’m Mister DryWater, ask ya mom.

M1ster DryW4ter - Bargain Bin Badger (IZZY DISSTRACK)

Beat Produced by Urban Nerd Beats

Lyrics:

I write to spit cuz I find rapping fun
You never drop, cuz you lack the raps and funds
Woah, let's backtrack, Hi! I am the Badge Man
Aye what is the haps, cat? I heard you dissin my anomaly friend
I find that fine and all fun and games, Til my name was dropped
Now i pop caps cuz you drop those, I'll pop off, you were never on
You have a good point, honestly let's talk about Nugget
Y'all the same, I got you fame, but he never ran out of folks to be sucking
You bicker back and forth, you both are annoying
Got three jokes that we all know that are stolen
Ramble ‘bout random shit, we don't give a fuck
Ask for my opinion, I say you both suck

I know I have tendencies to constantly swap my pfp
but every few months, can't decide what you want your name to be
And Ori can actually draw cats and has real talent to her name
Piggybacked by ai tools and still can't draw a simple face
Poor and unpaid, Wanna do comms but wouldn't get bank
You're not underrated there's just nothing to rate
Face off with me? Yet I'm twice your size, fetch me some Charms with milk on the side
Wait, a furry can't do that, cuz your dad prolly dipped at about 5

Ask Kami or Wolfie ‘bout this Native, they'll say how bad you fucked up
Cuz eye to eye with me like an Owl or sum, straight bad luck
fuck your rap battles, they're bad and were never funny in the first place
But the joke is “it's bad”, maybe you say that cuz you can't handle the hate
Spread propaganda about me cheating, Izzy's the last person I'd ever date
Said I did it with Godzilla, At least he can spit heat plus has a decent looking face
Brought up Ace?! The little brit kid, Yet you managed to be more cringe
I'm the asshole? You're damn right, The life of the VC, no piece, I'm the shit
First diss gave YOU time in the spotlight, So YOU had life, now rest.
There is no Anomaly, inverse Jeffery, killed the bitch, now I'm going to bed.

BDGR - no anomaly (IZZY DISS TWO)

written and performed by samuel grasman
mixed and mastered by ennway
music prod. by Matt Goodman & Matthew Bento of AudioNetwork

[INTRO]
Only 19.87!
Get 'em now! 
Limited time offer!
Get your very own, new and improved…

[VERSE 1] 
SPRING-LOCKS! Get your own spring-locks on
Its an offer that you can't just miss on
SPRING-LOCKS! Get them while they're still hot!
Safe to wear on the inside... (OR NOT)
COME BACK! What’re you scared of?
I aint a rabid rabbit, just a friendly face you can trust on!
Scared of getting trapped? Well i've been there, i've done that
I’ve worn it, and been back, and they’re safe to pu-
*crunch*

[CHORUS 1] 
DEEP BENEATH US
LIE HIDDEN SECRETS
TRAPPED, CONCEALED 
HE’S REMOVED OUR FREEDOM

A CONSEQUENCE
OF HIS CARELESSNESS
CURSED TO FOREVER LIVE
IN METAL CARCASSES

THE SHOW WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY 
BURNING DOWN ALL THE MEMORIES
BUT YOU CAN'T DESTROY HIS LEGACY
SO JOIN THE AFTON FAMILY

[VERSE 2] 
OH SNAP! I should’ve died but i’m still alive
nowhere to run and hide inside of Fazbear’s Frights
Standing high, on my own two feet, 
with metal wires jammed in between
you can call me THE SPRINGTRAP, I ALWAYS COME BACK!
ain't no fire ever take me down so i’ll spit some SICK RAPS 
CALL ME SPRINGTRAP, Aftons dead there's a new man cooking up the pizza

[CHORUS 2] 
DEEP BENEATH US
LIE HIDDEN SECRETS
TRAPPED, INSIDE OF 
MY OWN CREATIONS

A CONSEQUENCE
OF MY CARELESSNESS
CURSED TO FOREVER LIVE
IN METAL CARCASSES

THE SHOW WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY 
BURNING DOWN ALL THE MEMORIES
BUT YOU CAN'T DESTROY HIS LEGACY
SO JOIN THE AFTON FAMILY

[FINAL VERSE/BRIDGE] 
Why so shy? Why so purple, guy?
Ignore the swarm of flies coming from your eyes
And focus on the fact that you’re still alive 
When I’ve sent you down to that place to die 

But when you’re facing death that many times
You can’t help but to ask yourself why?
You’ve been locked away and still you cry?
When you have the strength and cannot die!

[FINAL CHORUS] 
My bones now cracked, my heart is stabbed !
A mere reflection of a man! 
Full of remnant, with a plan!
So now it’s time to Spring the Trap!

METAL CARCASSES - FNAF SONG

The demo track I recorded for Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown. Includes an early alternative version of Lucy's verse, as well as some alternative wording. "Suicide" had to be changed to get the video monetized.
Dated January 2024

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Eddie's Demo

hello, i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

big 25, tei best go harder
so im boutta take a deep dive in this cold water
flow on em, leak em like a pipe, up the pole in em
we runnin the train like we thomas, got some coal on em

it’s getting sticky, i aint picky
eat it up, don’t care if its chunky or skinny 
it aint no biggie, wanna make a milly
take a trip to japan, bring the squad with me like wow

we gon tear up yo town
getting bigger every day, make my mom proud
say it with my chest, yeah im saying it loud
if we you wanna start a problem, i dont duck, get down, bitch, bow

(yuh) i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

anywhere i go, i thrive
this boutta be my year, yeah tei up in his limelight 
probably make more than you have in yo life time
gotcha whole life on a string, that’s a life line

you can’t compare, yuh, i been up on my grind 
boutta hit 2k, make it 3, 4, 5
made a rack and a half, that’s a whole lotta dimes
munity community, it’s T, E, I, let’s get it

bread like a raven (prod. compitision x)

Pac-Man vs Cool Spot COVER

jeff the killer vs ticci toby - rap battle!

CAST:
BadgerDryW4ter as Ticci Toby
Elizalkin as Jeff the Killer

CREW:
Written by Elizalkin
Beat Prod. Jee Juh Beats
Mixed by Kaewoo

LYRICS:

Toby:
It’s Ticci Toby! Here to serve ya!
Clock’s ticking so I’m open to murda!
Leave your body lost like your image, it’s over dude!
Slice you with my axe, leave you licking an open wound!

I’ve ties with Slenderman, you betta worry, kid!
I’ll burn up that face worse than those bullies did!
I’d say wipe that smile off your face, but you carved it, right?
Clown lookin’ ass, I’d kill my family too if I had those eyes! 

You’ll lose your life! So don’t step up to me, hold it back!
Or I’ll leave you headless next time you attack!

Jeff:
Go to sleep, cuz it’s clear you’re all bark!
Already beat Slenderman, his protégé won’t be hard!
Out of all my copycats, this one thinks that he’s all that?
False, so run away ‘fore I leave you as a blood splat!

12 long years, copycat killers wanna steal my spotlight 
But they fail, cuz I always outdo them in fights
Don’t call me clown man, your story got me Laughing Jack
But remember my other bullies, so watch your back!

Surrender the mic, and maybe I’ll give you a pass
But if you wanna fight still, just know I’m kicking your ass!

Toby:
Outdo me? Man, you gotta be kiddin’!
Your shit sucked so hard, it had to be rewritten!
And it was kicked off the wiki too, what’s up with that?
You’re Jeff the Kitten-soft, how are you gonna kick my ass?

Now you’re used only in screamers, you’re nothing but a bother!
You should surrender man, I’ll leave you like my father!

Jeff:
Stop acting tough, I bother you, correct?
Be honest, my verse left you shaken up like your Tourette’s!
You started mass murdering, but it almost lead to your death
Your story’s more fucked up than the shit inside your head!

Now Slenderman only worsened the state of your mind
But fortunately for you it’s time for bed, so good night..

JEFF THE KILLER VS TICCI TOBY

(TRACK #3) DEAD DOUBTS - PROD. Issac Horner
MIXED BY BOX

(yuh) everyone sending they doubts
i really feel a smith, i beg of you to keep my name out yo mouth
cut all the fakes out my life, im snipping the negativity out
the swarm is my colony, they gonna fall for me, i might as well let this happiness out 

yessir, i treat the game like bloons, you step to my line and you finna get popped
im chilling up in cancun, the money’s abundant, this really the spot
we getting dubs, yeah it's a whole lotta love, we never gon’ stop
i cannot capture a hater inside of the picture, they finna get cropped 

lemme get to the point, it really gets to a point 
yall never get to the point, i can’t relate, i cannot disappoint 
get to the bag, anyway that i can, i wanna take the whole squad to japan
that’s why do this, cus i know i can, my goals are a mindset you can’t understand 

run it up! run it up! run it up!
the scenery loaded with greenery, i can’t image not having my stuff
everyone saying I’ll probably make it, uncertain about me, they calling my bluff
i cant prove them wrong, cus i already did, now they begging for funds, i cannot make this up

JEFF THE KILLER VS TICCI TOBY

Elizalkin

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