The power of mean girls flows through you.

bblackroses as Sasha Waybright
garbageGothic as Susie
King Mewtwo as Grime

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking
Beat Arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Kamren

Sasha (0:13)
Well, this is disappointing, another lizard I’m tasked to destroy? That’s
Annoying, but this appointed rebel leader will still enjoy it
Draw it out in chalk, this match will be like your concept, an apparent steal
I’m spearheading revolutions, you revolve around Holiday spirit while riding on a Ferris wheel

Your ’fun gang’s just a glorified school club, while I rallied an army
How do you manage to flub your rhymes AND your classes despite looking like Barney?
I’ve just got a couple notes for what your game could improve and how
‘Cause like War of the Warlocks, it’s another fantasy that I’m tuning out

Susie (0:41)
Hey, Kris, where the FUCK did we just get dropped?
I guess we’ve got something in common, we both just got swamped
Well, I’ll gladly stomp you with my blade if you wanna throw swords
Haven’t seen a pink gem this manipulative since Rose Quartz

It’s fitting you’re a cheerleader, with how you’re raising RED FLAGS
You step on daggers with Grime? I’ll disarm you like his LEFT HAND
You call your friends the Sharps, but your bonds with them all FELL FLAT
The true Calamity is that all THREE of you got BACKSTABBED

Put Anne’s friends in danger, and you handled Wartwood miserably
When talking cliff-hangers, heh, you would take that too literally
Think your parents splitting apart caused you grief? Ha, just watch
I’ll slice through you! But after Anne, you must be used to getting cut off

Sasha & Grime(1:22)
Grime:
Sasha, are you gonna just sit there and let this beast try to devour us?

Sasha:
Grimesy, please, all she eats is garbage, but I’m glad she’s spitting it out again
I flew through space, while you run around beating up puzzle pieces? You’re powerless
Spent so much time inside that closet, maybe you should try coming out of it

Tension’s present with Noelle, but you’re still wrapping/rapping awfully
Honestly, you’re just a softie, couldn’t even hit Lancer properly!
And you’re chatting’ bout Grime? Well, you’re one to talk, aren’t you?
With your two lackluster chapters, did Darcy slice Toby’s arm, too?

Twitter and Berdly simp for you, those blue nerds are nothing, dude
Compared to my heron blade: now that’s three birds crushing you
And cliff-hangers? Like your tail, that insult serves no function
Because I could timeskip, and your game would still be in production

Even with my PhD, I just can’t comprehend your following
Can’t think outside the box, fitting you dressed as one for Halloween
Got signs of being psychopathic with your edgy aggression
But since you’re in my demographic, we can schedule a session


Susie (2:17)
Like your prison food, that verse was grueling; it’s like I’m the one chained in bars
You were hardly electrifying, guess that’s why you’re scared of taking charge
Everyone around you has played a part in attempting to conceal the truth
Your prophecy’s outlined with chalk, but now I’ll be the one to deal the runes

Even Rouxls Kaard has sharper schemes - you lead troops to their doom with your bad plans
Man, forget rooting in the barn, she’s about to go and join Rudinn in the trash can
You had camaraderie with Braddock and Percy, but hammered it away out of impulse
Whether socially or as a sign to stop, like LA traffic you can’t pick up signals

We’re not so different in a way, we’ve both been made to use others
But at the end of the day, everyone shows their True Colors
It’s truly ironic that Waybright’s who this Lightner’s snuffing out
You’ve suffered a crushing defeat, it’s the end of discussion now

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. Disturbing topics ahead.
MultiSuperVids as The Grifter
Cri and GarbageGothic as Sad Satan
Beat produced by DumbChild
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Worms, GamingPlush64 and Snakebite126
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

The Grifter:
What you're about to see is graphic; discretion advised
The only vid within the net that's known for wrecking your life
Traumatizing psychologically and causing nausea 
Drop a doll and offer trauma, smash your head with a pipe
No petty grifting or swindling, I'm malicious, bitch
I take the children playing your game and I rip them bit by bit
I hear their pleads for life and really, I don't give a shit
So why don't you just give up now, submit and slit your wrists
There's reasons that they all call me the monster of the Balkans
You had a short rise, but like Lucifer, you've fallen
You got a couple idiots to walk along some hallways
They watch me and they wish there was a single shred of God left
The "real" version of your game's a mess
CP on PCs displayed with text 
You cannot turn back because you've been warned
You're not demonic, while I'm the Devil in human form.

Sad Satan:
Pain. Suffering. Torment. 
All is deserved when this killer is dormant.
Abhorrent, the Grifter becomes a new victim and stored in 
My files with the rest of the corpses.
This Most Disturbed Person on Earth is worthless
A supposed man-demon that I classify as vermin
And worse yet, this mixtape attempts to keep fighting
But see that your race is the one that is dying.

The Grifter:
You fail to understand why I'm regarded as a mindfuck
Let's have some fun before our time's up..
I'm gonna be finding a reason to have you writhing and screaming 
Tear off your eyelids with violence so you will never keep your eyes shut
It's playtime, fucker, grab this bitch by the neck
Pin him down, stab his systems and I slit all the rest
Puncture his chest, and hit him till he's wishing for death,
Twist his neck and skin this infant, put this vid on the net

Sad Satan:
Stop. Your empty threats are getting numerous.
I've a cult following that's larger than your hubris is.
Originated in forum boards on 4Chan,
Then mods saw your bodies and opted to have your gore banned.
This necropedophile is soft on his victims
Give in to pure hopelessness with the lack of God that you'll witness
You are fraudulent and sinful, and so your crimes will be judged still
This is not a rap battle. This is a snuff film.
Sluggish and unresponsive when my virus catches on
Tell me, who will sob when your body is dead and gone? 
Not a single soul. In fact, it will be celebrated.
Walk into the hall and reach for the death that's awaiting
You are a joke to the scenes in the deep web
Leaving channels abandoned with scenes no one has seen yet
Catatonic and unspeaking so you're saving your breath
Like your final child, The Grifter meets a fate worse than death.

The Grifter vs Sad Satan - Rap Cypher #36.66

Asmr Unusual Mouth Sounds, Kiss Sounds, Lip Smacking, Tongue Flutters, Tongue Clicking

Lip Smacking

hello, i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

big 25, tei best go harder
so im boutta take a deep dive in this cold water
flow on em, leak em like a pipe, up the pole in em
we runnin the train like we thomas, got some coal on em

it’s getting sticky, i aint picky
eat it up, don’t care if its chunky or skinny 
it aint no biggie, wanna make a milly
take a trip to japan, bring the squad with me like wow

we gon tear up yo town
getting bigger every day, make my mom proud
say it with my chest, yeah im saying it loud
if we you wanna start a problem, i dont duck, get down, bitch, bow

(yuh) i know i can fade him
hit him with the beam, then im off like a spaceship
yuh, i get to bread like a raven
up the steel pan on a boy, im jamaican 

cook ‘em up, yeah, im a bake ‘em
daddy pig, slide up on ya hoe with this bacon
yuh, and ion even care if she’s taken
if you gotta problem, i promise we can take it outside

anywhere i go, i thrive
this boutta be my year, yeah tei up in his limelight 
probably make more than you have in yo life time
gotcha whole life on a string, that’s a life line

you can’t compare, yuh, i been up on my grind 
boutta hit 2k, make it 3, 4, 5
made a rack and a half, that’s a whole lotta dimes
munity community, it’s T, E, I, let’s get it

bread like a raven (prod. compitision x)

TheMonarchy as Sniper
RedRob as Mercenary

Written, produced and mixed by Casey
Thumbnail by Jamie12o4

Sniper:
Welp, guess I'll start. I got a job I reckon
I'd take any target over Hopoo's sloppy seconds
But guessing each move you'll make ain't a task I'm giving way to
Seeing this broke fake, I'd obliterate too!
Right. I'll give you credit, they really made your meta great
But look at your setup, mate: you look like a metal crate
That's seen better days, so your jumps can't
Save Merc's skin from this merciless huntsman
So before you're getting behind me like 'nothing personnel'
I'm priming my machete to blind you right through your cursed helm
And when the job's all done and over and I'm saying my farewell
I'll keep that sword of yours as a trophy and you can burn in hell!
I land mad hits to have your pals packin'
You can't crack wit with your lack of voice actin'
So before your petty verse starts, my one gripe:
…Don't bring a sword to a gun fight.

Merc:
I'd give you a tour of my place, but would you take it?
I roll with ancient machinations and mages
I hear the claim to your fame's that you're an ace with your aim
But brace for the pain, your scope won't help you when I slice my blade through your face!
And here's a list of your traits, it consists of your base crits
So keep your Jarate, this assassin don't take piss
But we're both not that great within space since
This prick walked in a rocket as a baby and ate shit!
From moon shrines to crude sites, what's the real crime:
Newts' or your black market's Bazaar Between Time?
Your franchise needs to cop a part 3
'Cause since half your players left, it's been Mann vs Machine

Sniper:
Can you pause for a second? I don't wanna hear talkin'
From a bloke wearing a fuckin' fish bowl on his noggin
I'm surrounded by more golden flows than a Loader main
The only gold you'll leave in is a load of rain!
Ya bloody half-wit, I don't need to hit!
Scanned your surroundings, I'm not the one who wants you to quit
And that Gearbox deal sealed your story
So I'll tell whoever the hell commissioned me my job was done for me

Merc:
God, for a trained assassin you keep fumbling hits
Nothing but crits? Buddy, you just did nothing but miss
You wanna trade blows, but it ain't on your payroll
'Cause your name's a scapegoat, while in foes I make holes!
Wanna test me, Mundy? Where the fuck is your crew?
Waiting for a shot while they defend the frontlines for you?
Quit it with your dumb spiel, go and pick the door dude
Or you'll be another formless corpse that I tore through!
I don't need a rifle to gouge hacks
Three-tap this outback alien outcast!
You don't get a final stand, your timer's been cracked dude
I'm not talking aimbots when I say I hacked you

Sniper (TF2) vs Mercenary (RoR2) - Indie Game Rap Battles #5 [AUDIO]

incredible girl

Ego as Tom
Ego as Herobrine
Ego as Edd, Matt, and Tord
Written by: Ego, Kyllisto
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

HEROBRINE!!!!

VS!!!!

TOM!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Herobrine]
It’s the, urban legend27, haunting your bros seed 
Bloodying you, vans to hair, thats how I coat steves
Your only sharp at the top, like my pyramids,
Just go check the html files, BITCH I’M HIM
Thought the drip was on point, but you look like pointed dripstone
So i wouldn’t split hairs or he might end up breaking his bones
I build structures, you get hammered and fail
Pencil neck, but I’ll be the one to drag you to hell
Got no balls, top to bottom, like your old design, you’ll flatline
But thinking bout your fanart makes me glad that I don’t have eyes

[Tom]
Holy texture change on a painting! Your flow is shit!
The funny thing about that, though: you don't exist
*sigh* pass the smirnoff, I’m stomping this hoax
Cuz y’know, I believe you, but my tomee bear don’t (Lame)
You’re no 303, you 404, with each forum page
I’m up against the fuckface taken down in every up-date?
I’ll blow up your dang place, make a mess of your blank face
Like your source code, what's left of you there won’t be a trace!

[Herobrine]
This eyeless jackoff needs a mask on to save face
But If Eddsworld was a band, than you’d play bass
No saving your save file, when I emerge from dark fog
So I’ll commence with the roasting like a burning montage
Classic stupid Tom, what's some bible student next to a god?
Your family tree is one that even I dont wanna touch on

[Tom]
Graduated from monster school, where your pupils lie and now
You’ve been milked by content farms, since they mistook you for a cow
And you’re supposed to be some evil spirit....? That’s some tame shit
Have you seen your bro’s statements? Even he’s filled with more hatred (ugh!)
I kill clones, you won’t survive against me
While I broke out of newgrounds, you got mining fatigue
I’ll treat this dead meme, like his livestream, and take his ass down
You ended how you started: by fading in the background

Edd: Wow, that was a great battle!
Tord: Oh definitely
Matt: Absolutely
Tom: No one will ever love me!

Tom (Eddsworld) vs Herobrine - Ego Rap Battles

Spotify

Overhead (prod. W4ddles)

Made by Team Innovative as part of the 100 Hour Challenge : )

Cole as Kris
AdamDRB as Scott Pilgrim
Walk as (Proceed)
Beat by Diamond Style
Beat Arrangement by Walk
Mixed by Light
Written by AdamDRB, Cole, Walk, and Valonide 
Edited by Valonide, AdamDRB, Cole, and Walk
Art by Valonide and Cole
Additional Assets by Atara Gracia, AsepriteRico, and ItzDFPlayer

Kris:
Scott Pilgrim!
You weak-minded villain.
You earned all of that LV and then spent it on children
Wanna use Knives? You’ll be at the end of mine
I’ve come to check and strike all your Precious Little Lies

You lead on and leech
You’re a creep and pretentious
You sleaze like your brains preinstalled with cheat engine
You sleep with girls out of your league, they regret it
And you’re just another ex by the time the weeks ended

Every chance you’ve wasted, every heart you’ve broken
Spending their every moment like they’re arcade tokens
You don’t control me,
When you see a girl that’s lonely
You only choose the path that’s easiest 
(PROCEED)


Scott Pilgrim:
Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
But aw man, this sucks… I don’t like hitting… giiiirls…?

mmm 😬 sorry I have another line
(TAPE REWIND)

Enough from the punk; it’s Me verse World
You did a WHOLE VERSE about me getting girls!
So get your hands away from Noelle, you perv!
I think Her and Susie are probably the L Word!

Your brother gets those trophies, sheesh, a whole lot
You don’t got any of your achievements unlocked (fucking DING!)
You never got kissed damn, you dress like a bitch, man
And with that sweater that you wear, does Berdly call you Kris-Chan?

(WOOOO) I heard that your mom is abuuusive 
It’s cause her son is a loooser who doesn’t ever do shiiiit
The son that she wanted
Is off to his college
And now you’re just lost bitttch
Alone and forgotten

This is the savior who will bring the people healing
But instead they’re busy scheming with freaky back alley dealing
Seedy little creep who freakin’ reeks of grease and apples
You’re no hero, you’re an anti-social incel and an asshole!


Kris:
She’s 17, Scott, that’s who you chose? 
Not even old enough to go and drink at your show
Envy dropped your ass for some chode on a dime
You were so milquetoast she dates a vegan out of spite

With every adaptation, the prophecy stands
Scott Pilgrim wants girls, and then Takes Off His Pants
You and your bass playing sucks, you have a shit band,
And also? I don’t fucking look like Chris-Chan.

Don’t act like you know me (PROCEED) I have friends- 
You went solo (PROCEED) it leveled up your whole team 
I'll get the world roaring we can see whose bands the loudest
Now I’ll stab you with such passion that your heart will be a fountain

Scott Pilgrim:
Let’s get this straight!
I don’t know how, this’ll age
But all of this is shit is
like really really gay
Keeping track of everything's a pain
I just wanna say I hate the player and the game!

This goes to the dick behind the screen!
Go the hell outside and get some vitamin D! (douchebag!)
Toby said it best and there’s no use pretending
Your choices never mattered cause THIS only had one ending!


Kris vs. Scott Pilgrim - Rap Battle

Thomas' Railway Showdown: Refired Up! - Really Useful

Like all of you, I'm playing the shit out of Pokémon GO... yanno when the servers are up. So I figured what better time for a Poképasta Storytime? Christopher Maxim is a fantastic artist with a new book in the works and I have the honor of sharing one of his stories. 
To find more check out his website: http://www.christophermaximwriter.com/

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBQ-It2lskY

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Fuchsia

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