I’m elf on the shelf, I’m dressed real weird, 
Went to da plastic surgeon cause I was self-conscious of my ears, 
Don’t worry, I’m happy now, been making hella gains…I can finally curl 5 pounds, ha. 
Check me out, Catch me flossing in the corner, 
I’m not the kind of elf you wanna bring home to your daughter. 
NAHHH
My cheeks stay rosy red, 
My shins are still bleeding
From these heavy ass shin paused deads, ARGH

Never forget, to perform your best you need to practice safe….. sets, 
I said safe sets, 
Not safe sex, you deaf bitch, 
HEY!
Santa forgot to pack my meds todayyyy, 
Stupid onesie outfit, I can never get you off,
Feel like the docs got me by my sack and wants me to cough, 

Savage elf, No straps, hook grip wit my skin ripping off.
And of course you can catch me riding the seal like a horse,
I’m a boss, and a certified elf knows his flaws,
That’s why I train at Outlift, a real gym that supplies the chalk. 
Real talk, onto whatever’s next on my check list, 
Ya boy’s back, Elf on the shelf, I did it best bitch.

Elf On The Shelf Returns To The Gym - 2019 Bearded Savage

I'm blunt, open minded, highly energetic, and write music to express my perspectives and opinions when it comes to topics i'm passionate about. I have been writing and recording music my entire life. Music is my way to vent and express even my craziest ideas.

Elf On The Shelf Returns To The Gym - 2019 Bearded Savage

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