NEVER QUIT MENTALITY

CHORUS 
WHY YOU WALKING OUT? WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT? 
LOST YOUR MOJO, DIAGNOSED WIT AUSTIN POWERS!
YEAH I’VE LOST IT NOW. 
SMOKING AND IM COUGHING LOUD! (ECHO)
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WHY SO AWKWARD NOW? WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOST BOUT? 
COST YOUR BRAIN, DIAGNOSED WIT FALLING OUT, 
YEAH IM NAUSEOUS NOW, 
DRUNK AND FUCKED LIKE AUSTIN POWERS! (ECHO)

VERSE 
ONLY YOU KNOW,
HOW DEEP ARE LIES YOU GOT BURIED,
KEEP IN MIND, YOU STORE MANY, 
YOU CLAIM SALES HAVE BEEN VERY, 
BUT YOUR NUMBERS ARE HARDLY UP, BARELY, 
AND YOU ACTING SO DAMN MANLY.
CHEST HAIRS AINT EVEN THAT HAIRY. 
WHY YOU STILL ACTING LIKE FAMILY? YOUR MOJO’S DRAINED AND SO DAMN SAGGY. 
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ACTING SO TOUGH?
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO MUCH?
WHYD YOUR PASSIONS GO PUFF? 
WHY YOU STILL CATCH NO MUFF? 
MOJOS SUCKED AWAY. BALLS ARE DRAINED. CALLED INSANE. WHO’S TO BLAME? 
ITS CALLED THE GAME, AND YOUR IN PLAY, STUCK IN A CAGE, 
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HERE…WALK THROUGH THE MAZE,
BITCH, ACT YOUR AGE, YOUR ONLY WORTH WHAT YOU’RE PAID, 
THE GAME IS ONLY AS GOOD AS YOU PLAY, 
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, GO PRAY, 
KEEP COMPLAINING ALL DAY, 
AINT GONNA MANAGE THE PAIN, 
AINT GONNA MAKE THE PROBLEMS GO AWAY.
JUST GONNA DRAIN, MOJO OUT THE MAIN VEIN,
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BUY WHAT YOUR SOLD, DO WHAT YOUR TOLD, 
WORK TILL YOUR OLD, 
TAKE THE POLL, MAKE THE VOTE, MAKE IT SO,
YOU BELIEVE YOUR VOICE IS GOLD, 
MEMBER WHEN YOUR MOJOS BEEN EXTRACTED AND ITS SOLD. 
YOU’VE REALLY LOST IT NOW, ANOTHER TAG ON THE FUCKIN TOE BITCH. 



DIAGNOSED WITH AUSTIN POWERS

I’m elf on the shelf, I’m dressed real weird, 
Went to da plastic surgeon cause I was self-conscious of my ears, 
Don’t worry, I’m happy now, been making hella gains…I can finally curl 5 pounds, ha. 
Check me out, Catch me flossing in the corner, 
I’m not the kind of elf you wanna bring home to your daughter. 
NAHHH
My cheeks stay rosy red, 
My shins are still bleeding
From these heavy ass shin paused deads, ARGH

Never forget, to perform your best you need to practice safe….. sets, 
I said safe sets, 
Not safe sex, you deaf bitch, 
HEY!
Santa forgot to pack my meds todayyyy, 
Stupid onesie outfit, I can never get you off,
Feel like the docs got me by my sack and wants me to cough, 

Savage elf, No straps, hook grip wit my skin ripping off.
And of course you can catch me riding the seal like a horse,
I’m a boss, and a certified elf knows his flaws,
That’s why I train at Outlift, a real gym that supplies the chalk. 
Real talk, onto whatever’s next on my check list, 
Ya boy’s back, Elf on the shelf, I did it best bitch.

Elf On The Shelf Returns To The Gym - 2019 Bearded Savage

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Are You Ready Kids? - College Mix

Entry for: https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/krhxmj/cypher_vol_1_2021_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

Lyrics:

Street grinder Leet rhymer 3 timing cheat "crimer" 
deed buyer streak try the speech lines a Rewinder 
Reminder be kinder, reach fly a mean shiner 
Feed fire rewired breeze by the Beat binder

Super till the Lex Luther smooth em into a bed pooper
Bald headed tall weapon war-suited death doer
Ride the crypto, pirate tenfold 
Batter fry a pretty dime the sly kind of bimbo

Air waves in limbo, hair brainy kinfolk 
braided Ego inflated Hippos, radio narrating sins quotes, 
tiptoe Gitmo squat with hogs, turn on they dogs quicker than Ol' Vicko
Benzo pops pharma figures stack they cold sickos

Riddle...
Who's the real villain, meal ticket relief giveth to Corpos in the steal business,
Metal hearts, make pace on their hardest rape faces, same date payment repo, shade people gazebos hate strafe

Veto the cheat codes
fleas need a leaf blow, dogs breed is "Chico", 
(Snap) Vanish kind of evil, 
Roll over biscuit risk it business handing the gauntlet to a Cheeto,  

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Reddit Cypher 1 DOOM TRIBUTE prod. by CYNG

I'm blunt, open minded, highly energetic, and write music to express my perspectives and opinions when it comes to topics i'm passionate about. I have been writing and recording music my entire life. Music is my way to vent and express even my craziest ideas.

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