A Kismet is an Anagram of Mistake

KΛΞIЯ (KAEIR) is driven by the idea that music can do more than just sound good. It can carry meaning, build inner worlds, and stay with you long after the last note fades.

The process starts with a feeling. A sense that something needs to exist, because it feels true, because it has weight.

From that point on, it’s about building something honest. Tones, textures, rhythm, everything chosen with intention. Everything shaped to reflect something real.

It’s a search for what remains and sound is the beginning.

Creator of Techno, Melodic Techno, Dance, EDM and music beyond definition.

Self-made artist and producer
Low budget, high volume

I don't claim any ownership over any of this. Anyone can use any of it for any reason forever. Also I accept liability. Please don't sue me (and/or let's collaborate).

"Holy fucking shit, this shit is crazy wtf"

"Moments of being passable beyond novelty"

"Very ok"

"Actually slaps"

"Straight art"

"Noise"

```Madlibs with a metronome```

At its core, the blorgpulkf is a pulsating, iridescent orb that thrums with an energy that can only be described as "the sound of a thousand bees having a rave inside a kaleidoscope." It's hypnotic, it's unsettling, and it's strangely addictive - like watching a lava lamp filled with Mountain Dew and gummy bears.

But that's just the beginning. Surrounding this pulsing heart are layers upon layers of... well, your guess is as good as mine. One moment it's a tangled web of neon tubes that hum with an eerie frequency, the next it's a churning mass of what appears to be sentient silly putty. And is that a tiny disco ball I see nestled in there? You bet your sweet bippy it is.

As for its features, the blorgpulkf is like a Swiss Army knife designed by a mad scientist with a penchant for pranks. It's got a button that releases a burst of confetti and the sound of a rubber chicken being stepped on, a lever that causes the whole thing to fold in on itself like a origami crane having an existential crisis, and a tiny compartment that dispenses a single, perfectly spherical grape every 37 hours.

But perhaps the most baffling feature of the blorgpulkf is its ability to communicate. Not with words, of course - that would be far too pedestrian. No, the blorgpulkf speaks in a language all its own, a cryptic code of flashing lights, whirring gears, and the occasional burst of atonal jazz played on what sounds suspiciously like a didgeridoo.




The plorksickle. It's like someone took a fever dream, a Mad Lib, and a Dada art installation, threw 'em in a blender, and hit "puree."

Picture this: a contraption that looks like it crawled out of a Salvador Dali painting and mated with a Rube Goldberg machine. It's got a crank that sounds like a yodeling ostrich, a button that releases a puff of glitter and the scent of existential dread, and a tiny screen that just flashes the word "moist" in Wingdings.

But here's the kicker - every time you think you've figured out what it does, it changes the game. One minute it's reciting beat poetry in binary code, the next it's turning itself inside out and becoming a Klein bottle. And don't even get me started on the time it started oozing a viscous liquid that tasted like the color purple.

Is it a tool? A toy? A sentient being from another dimension that's just really, really bad at communication? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, it's the most beautifully useless thing I've ever laid eyes on.

But maybe that's the point. In a world where everything has to have a purpose, a function, a reason for being, the plorksickle is a big, fat middle finger to the very concept of sense. It's absurdity for absurdity's sake, a Zen koan in physical form.

So if you ever see me on the street, cradling this bizarre little gizmo like a newborn lovechild, don't ask me what it does. Just nod, smile, and know that you're in the presence of something truly inexplicable. Something that laughs in the face of logic and spits in the eye of reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugge8jHv4RM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKIr373cOQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aP3ppEIYS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNdcfwIrVik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T6MxfQwzBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U36FGTFnw-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHb_Fe1gjGw

Industrial dance and cinematic fuel.

• Artist | Producer 
• Original tracks 
• Support the Arts!

• Dell • Ableton • Splice • Waves
• Rokit • Serum

• No generative AI tracks

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DaN ReYNoLDS is a genre-blending, electronic music producer, with a unique and distinctive sound. 

Combining raw, acoustic energy, with electronic… in styles ranging from Synthwave, to Breakbeat.. Pop, to straight up Drum ‘n Bass!

With a distinctive, sometimes cinematic, flavour to each track… you’ll find a unique hook… that’ll reel you in… and take you on a trip 😵‍💫

Buy the Ticket. Take the Ride. ✌️

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Dj & producer
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A Kismet is an Anagram of Mistake

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