I'm a lemon. citrus Satan to be exact. welcome, to lemon hell.

☆ SYSTEM OF A DOWN + TIM BURTON + SHAKIRA = T.E.T.O. ☆ 🍄
Such is the thunderous and off-the-wall formula of "The Edible Toadstool Orchestra", a French band based in Rouen who has shared their "Groovie Fun Metal & Co." since 2014. Fusing roots of metallic rock’n’roll and world music, the band’s artistic concept mixes straightforward and punchy sounds (System Of A Down…), with hints of progressive music (Diablo Swing Orchestra, Haken...), always peppering them with picturesque lyrics serving whimsical stories that remind one of the best cartoons !

🔥 Listen to the debut ALBUM "HAIRY TALES" of the French metal fusion band "THE EDIBLE TOADSTOOL ORCHESTRA" 💿
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Rouen (FRANCE)

Charlie Green (CG5) is a 26 year-old singer/songwriter/music producer.
Management/Booking: angiemarie@roundpegmgmt.com

MGMT:
robo@tokyomachine.net

BOOKINGS (NORTH AMERICA):
LEO CORSON
lcorson@corsonagency.com
CHASE CASKEY
ccaskey@corsonagency.com

BOOKINGS (EUROPE):
PAUL SANDILANDS
paul@mbartists.co.uk

BOOKINGS (ASIA):
DAVID GORDONI
david.gordoni@unitedtalent.com

The Whiskey Ninjas are a riddle wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in mystery, and served up from a deadly precipice in a fiery goblet of rock. We perform all sorts of covers to keep the party going and we do it at a level of accuracy and professionalism that few can match - a few of note are: Michael Jackson, Journey, Bruno Mars, Cee Lo, Neon Trees, the Black Keys, Guns n' Roses, Def Leppard, Poison, Motley Crue, Stevie Wonder, the Rolling Stones, Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, and the list goes on and on. And we don't charge an arm and a leg like some other full time cover bands!

Contact: info@wudrecords.co.uk UK/EU indie label founded 1984. Eclectic, outsider, progrock composition and musicianship. Demos, oddities, archives, unfinished works appear here. Downloads from Bandcamp. All reposts posted to BlueSKy and 'X'. Wud! You have just been wudded. ;-)

We're very sorry but we're unable to reply to SC messages. We can read them but cannot reply. Please email info@wudrecords.co.uk instead. We answer most emails within a week.

ACTIVE ARTISTS:
Flicker, Dark Company, Pok the Bard, The Bastard Sons of Dennis

LEGACY ARTISTS:
Alchemeon, Clonk!, Dr Watson, The Ug Brothers, Alien Heat, Rough Terrain, The Subterraineans, The Addled Eggs, The Masters of Drone, Laughing Sun, Wud, Lemming Meringue, Sirius Rising, Now, Fooog Dinboffin and the Release, Mark Drower and the Everyones

ARCHIVE ARTISTS:
Andromeda, Critical Error, Dayglow, Demon Groove Lizards, Ember, Fruit Bats, Goodstaff, Guarana, Murdock, Prism, Pyg, Recluse, Search Party, Spacegoats, Stephen Yates, The Chillun, Watershed

* For DIY musicians:

Looking to grow your fanbase? Here's a proven strategy for success. It's a bit time-consuming at first because you need to work at it often. However, the awesome results will make it worth your while:

http://www.wudrecords.co.uk/miscellaneous/be-discovered-on-social-media

That article was published in March 2017. While some of the links may no longer work, the theory absolutely will. Try it for yourself!

* Unfortunately...

Due to brexshit, broken britain, rip-off britain, corruption, lies and bias in the media, bigotry, racism, intolerance, polarisation, the fact that some of our family members would not be allowed to remain post-brexit, state-sponsored child trafficking (yes, that's right, we said it - it's pretty shocking, start reading from here if you don't believe it: https://forced-adoption.com/), an increasing sense of frustration and exasperation, and general total weariness of being treated with nothing but derision, ignorance and contempt by the entire shebang since the early 80s, we decided enough was enough and moved our entire operation from brexeter in the uk to begin our grand brexodus in 2017. We are now brefugees, living in brexile very near the border of the Czech Republic, Austria and Germany. If you live in (the crumbling remains of) the uk, do yourself a favour and leave. The upgrade in life quality will blow your mind.

* What do we stand for as a label?

We support all independent musicians who are doing something we find interesting. Our team members all have formal music education qualifications.

We are against corporate brainwash muzak, their puppet friends in the mass media, and many other corporate activities. We will fight their desecration of music until either it stops or we die. 

We believe in helping others in the face of corrupt laws and a broken system. We are pro democracy, green energy and free speech.

We're politically liberal. We cannot support the republicans, maga or gun violence in the usa. We don't see there's any real difference, other than in name, between the christian far right in the USA and the taliban in Afghanistan.

In the uk we are broadly pro LibDem/Green/Labour/SNP. We are VERY anti-tory, bnp, ukip, and any of their friends and associates. We have no trust at all in the uk right wing press monopoly and the bbc. Beware the bbc and its claims of neutrality. It is the propaganda mouthpiece of the tory party. It even charges a propaganda tax called the licence fee. But we like Test Match Special and Radio 6, so does that make us hypocrites...? Hmm.

We support independence for Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and Cornwall. We support the individual and the underdog. We are anti-putin and his war, and pro-Ukraine.

Please notice the careful use of capitals. Capital letters imply respect!

We're only interested in the colour of your soul. Not your skin, hair or socks.

We like cricket! Most of us support Somerset County Cricket Club.

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