Home Haircut
Ideas are good to bounce around
We don’t rush the ones we’ve had
She ain’t just easy on the eyes,
She helps filter out the bad
And then when it turns out caddywampus
Like we’ve known since the second verse
She’d probably tell me “I told you so”
While she keeps me from making it worse

The clippers will make it easy
Like a scissor with training wheels
The mirror image will guide me
This ain’t gonna be a big deal

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
That angled comb is just for your ear, 
Not the entire side of your dome
And I can’t even find the sharpie
Even if that’s a good idea
If you hadn’t been gone so long
I wouldn’t be bleeding from my ear

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
What the heck is that lever for? 
I already attached the comb!
My left arm feels like my right arm
In the mirror it don’t move right
I may not have much hair left
At least I didn’t stab my eye! 

Something’s a little uneven
I’ll just trim some more from there
A nick, a wobble, a first aid kit
And the carpet’s all covered in hair
ooOOH

Home haircut, while my baby isn’t home
That angled comb is just for your ear, 
Not the entire side of your dome
I’ve got a meeting in the morning
And the barber shops are closed
Shoulda done this first thing today
Tell me again, when you coming home

Home Haircut

Kayak tour guide, couch musician, grandpa.

Home Haircut

James Marton