welcome to the comprehensive playlist of EVERY song Liz Lehman (The Scary Jokes) has put out. thanks to people like you, this playlist wouldnt have gotten as big as it is! thank you!

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the scary jokes discography

a bunch of alternative indie, nightcore/daycore, electronic rock, pop, noise pop, EDM and kidcore/scenecore like songs that I like! ☆⌒（＊＾∇゜）v

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the scary jokes demos

demo

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Hotshot, have you got a clue how long I've been pining for you?
Spent so many sleepless nights in unbaptized (decline)
But in our parallel minds, we were just killing time
'Til our collision catalyst
Yeah, yeah

The awful truth has eluded you for too long
Uh-oh, everything you know is all wrong

There is no substance left for the wyrm to eat itself
Such callow uncertainty in these pantomime (end times)
Sucks to be an optimist in this listless dissolution
It's just a triptych in decay
Yeah, yeah

The awful truth has eluded you for too long
Uh-oh, everything you know is all wrong

I hope you know
That you can trust me, baby, it's just me
I hope you know
That you don't owe me, oh girl, you own me
I hope you know
You're really special, you're so next level
I hope you know just how much I believe in you

It's quiet now
I doubt if any thoughts will ever come again
But there's a sense of some lone consequence
Wheezing down my neck
It's fine, we're fine
I'm doing everything that I'm supposed to do
I'd burn it all, I'd set the world on fire just to be with you

Burn PYGMALION!!! A Collection of Demos

Death, Thrice Drawn - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Jeanine, you're being followed by the ghost of what I can't absolve
Say you wanna go somewhere?
So do I
By now we're often saying our closing thoughts
But tonight... Something's hanging off of your tongue

Do you find yourself at the edge of my ocean?
Tip-toeing 'round the broken glass in the sand?
When you're feeling well
Maybe we can do something together

Jeanine you're giving off these psychic waves
Have you heard the news? No one's doing that these days
Let's not play these games
(Jeanine)
Love is just a name
(Why don't you ever say what you mean)
For you to call me by
(Are you frightened of me? Or the person you're leaving behind)

I milked a fable from your eye
The rawness of it made me cry too
But to be honest I would like it if you would cry more than you do

I'm just barely keeping up with my constant unraveling
You're so together, it embarrasses me
But your grace in the face of my apex terror
Makes me feel so secure

Guess it doesn't really matter if you're open or not
I'm verbose enough for the both of us
And we can't all be open floodgates after all
But you don't have to be a dam for me

Just like the smote cedars in the yard
I've fallen so hard for you
Don't you know I'm obsessed with you too?
When I told you I get crushed by my own ambitions
You said "Girl, ain't you ever happy?"
(No)

Jeanine - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Tearing apart Pygmalion's heart isn't so hard if you know where to start
And you're not afraid to disengage
Now she's acting shy for some other guy
You know it's not right, but you want her to cry
You want a happy face to take her place

Ohh, but you know she's not selfish like everyone else is
She won't leave you lonely, she's gonna make you whole
But how do you know she won’t leave you cold?
She ain't worth a goddamn in some other guy's hands

You've got real potential to be so beautiful
But you're a monster and you think that's fine
She wants to claw your eyes open so you can see she's not a plaything

Pygmalion - The Scary Jokes (Demo 1)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

LYRICS SOON

Riptide (demo) - The Scary Jokes

taken from the @/needlejuicerecords tiktok account.
the caption on the post and in-video caption:

(post caption) soon. 😈/🤡/❤️‍🔥/👁💐#thescaryjokes
(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

dude i went through hell to upload this song
https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

Prod by. WRLRDS
Artwork by dystant
IG: dystant

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Sincerely

composed & performed by aidan peterson
extra vocals by olli

artwork by evan tan
instagram.com/funkvantan

all rights reserved 2018 © instupendo

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emotional vagrant - the scary jokes

From the soundtrack to the film Soup For One, this song was big hit in the UK

Instrumental

The Neighbourhood - Softcore (Instrumental)

community gardens demo - the scary jokes

Got Too High - the scary jokes (too shy demo 1)

Got Too High - The Scary Jokes (Too Shy Demo 2)

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

The insects of summer sing a song of sleeping
And the darkness of evening is slowing growing deeper
And I like the way that you look in the cold bitter air of autumn
And though I wish you'd forget me, I'll think of you often 

In December
I'll leave black stains in the wood
In December
Where my cast iron bed once stood

And the radio's playing a song 
And it fills up the cold empty air
But the chords are all coming out wrong
And the music's too lonely to bear
Thank god you won't be there

When I woke up this morning there was a chill in the wind
And the clouds rolled in like a warning
I tried to keep it from getting under my skin
And there's a sign in your yard, and it says that you're going away
I try not to take it too hard for now
But I know it they'll be hell to pay

In December
The shadows will swallow the town
In December
They'll pass over all of the houses

And I'll still be sleeping
When the shadows climb up the stairs
And the sadness will silently creep in
And follow me everywhere 
Thank god you won't be there

Now there's a warmth in your voice that I haven't heard in a while
I'm happy to see you look so well these days
I'm glad to see you smiling 
So, go
Where the weather is fair
Wherever you go
I'm sure you'll be much happier there
'Cuz don't we know well that misery loves company
So I guess it's just as well that you stay the hell away from me

'Cuz the winters of my heart, they just go on and on
And the days are so dark, and the nights are so long
And I know it sounds wrong, and I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you'll be gone

community gardens demo - the scary jokes

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