welcome to the comprehensive playlist of EVERY song Liz Lehman (The Scary Jokes) has put out. thanks to people like you, this playlist wouldnt have gotten as big as it is! thank you!

track "holy shit" cannot be uploaded due to copyright.

the scary jokes discography

the scary jokes demos

canciones que voy a poner aquí para que mi c persona favorita en el c mundo se vuelva aesthetic 🤨💀🐸 

voy a eliminar esta cuenta en un mes, por si la quieres respaldar.
(25/5-26/6)

Canciones para Maro aaaaaaaa🦝❤️ (lee la desc.)

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LYRICS SOON

Riptide (demo) - The Scary Jokes

taken from the @/needlejuicerecords tiktok account.
the caption on the post and in-video caption:

(post caption) soon. 😈/🤡/❤️‍🔥/👁💐#thescaryjokes
(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

hi needlejuice if you see this hello hi hello!!!!!there is no stopping this little boy from uploading!!!!

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

hi tsjcord
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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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James Arthur
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

burn pygmalion

Sylvias Just A Dying Fad

Pygmalion

School Days - The Scary Jokes (friends With You Demo)

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Flowers growing by the side of the highway
Black hills on the horizon
Stretches of road that seem to go on forever
Blinking yellow traffic lights
Half dismantled carnivals
Getting ready to leave town
The house I used to live in
With a strangers car in the driveway

Everything that makes me feel lonely reminds me of you

I went driving late last night
I couldn't get to sleep
The whole town was dark and quiet
Like I was the only one who lived there
And when I drove by the park
I saw two figures standing there
They seemed strangely familiar
Wrapped up in a blanket on the grass
I felt as though I was swallowed in broken glass

I always think I'd see you around town
But I guess that isn't true
How come so many people exactly like you
It isn't funny anymore
It wasn't funny to begin with
But having dreams about someone you hardly remember is a funny thing to live with
I can't even remember the sound of your voice 

Flowers growing by the side of the highway
Black hills looming dangerously over the horizon 
Dark, dark, stretches of road that seem to go on forever
Blinking yellow traffic lights

Lying awake
Lying awake
Lying awake
All night long

Everything that makes me feel lonely reminds me of you.

Lonely - The Scary Jokes

Got Too High - the scary jokes (too shy demo 1)

Got Too High - The Scary Jokes (Too Shy Demo 2)

Margo - the scary jokes

currently crying listening to this song

edit 9.17.20: 
still crying to it at this very moment

edit 10.21.20:
crying

edit 12.21.20:
i cant stop cryging righ now

edit 1/17/21:
happy new year. why did liz make this song so sad oh my god i cnat fuvking do this amymore 

edit 7/15/21:
ohhhhhh this hits sooooo hard im still crying

edit 10/3/21:
last month was really rough for me and i used this to cope. thank you liz for making such a good song that i could resonate and cry to. i no longer feel that dreadful feeling when listening to this and i feel as if this changed me. again, thank you liz.

Drumroll - the scary jokes

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The insects of summer sing a song of sleeping
And the darkness of evening is slowing growing deeper
And I like the way that you look in the cold bitter air of autumn
And though I wish you'd forget me, I'll think of you often 

In December
I'll leave black stains in the wood
In December
Where my cast iron bed once stood

And the radio's playing a song 
And it fills up the cold empty air
But the chords are all coming out wrong
And the music's too lonely to bear
Thank god you won't be there

When I woke up this morning there was a chill in the wind
And the clouds rolled in like a warning
I tried to keep it from getting under my skin
And there's a sign in your yard, and it says that you're going away
I try not to take it too hard for now
But I know it they'll be hell to pay

In December
The shadows will swallow the town
In December
They'll pass over all of the houses

And I'll still be sleeping
When the shadows climb up the stairs
And the sadness will silently creep in
And follow me everywhere 
Thank god you won't be there

Now there's a warmth in your voice that I haven't heard in a while
I'm happy to see you look so well these days
I'm glad to see you smiling 
So, go
Where the weather is fair
Wherever you go
I'm sure you'll be much happier there
'Cuz don't we know well that misery loves company
So I guess it's just as well that you stay the hell away from me

'Cuz the winters of my heart, they just go on and on
And the days are so dark, and the nights are so long
And I know it sounds wrong, and I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you'll be gone

School Days - The Scary Jokes (friends With You Demo)

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