Stupid songs/sound clips

audio that might make you end your life

essential listening

if you made it on this list, congratulations you are the cream of the crop

this list is officially full and has been sealed in the vault of quality, seek out volume 2 as it forages the wilds for fresh bullshit: https://soundcloud.com/jzzb/sets/this-bullshit-actually

this bullshit actually sounds good [ARCHIVE]

memes

Awful memes

ehh o

mega mashups

Smooooth Grooves ~

songs: 
Outkast- Hey Ya
Smash Mouth- All Star
Tarantula- Row Row fight the power (from Gurren Lagann)
The Prodigy- Smack my Bitch up
Hunnid P- A Ghosts Pumpkin Soup
Drowning Pool- Bodies
Flight of the Conchords- Hurt Feelings
Seinfeld Theme
Excision- Triple X Rated
Fliegerlied
JustinRPG- I hate this Windows Vista Tonight

sick as hell sonic mashup medley

Meltdownjam

Arch Linux

The Cory (Eek!)

Imagen seinfeld theme song made new for the 2013st century, still comedy show on NBC. What if?

download: http://cl.ly/2e1H0b2p1i3L

Download

What if seinfeld theme song still on TV today?

I have never seen the show, but the music is PRETTY GOOD.

Main Crunk

DOWNLOAD

yet another funny frozen joke

Proclaimers v Fresh Prince v Gambino v Cutting Crew v Death Grips v Men at Work v Elton John v Eminem v Queen v Franz Ferdinand v Fun. v PSY v Green Day v Imagine Dragons v Jason Derulo v John Lennon v Journey v Kelly Clarkson v Loveryboy v MIA v Macklemore v Massive Attack v Muse v O Zone v Pharrell Williams v Red Hot Chili Peppers v Rick Astley v Katy Perry v Skee-Lo v The Darkness v The Killers v Weezer v Weird Al v SMASH MOUTH

Every single acapella in my collection over All-Star

Rick Gastley

Credits to https://soundcloud.com/kwame-newton for the idea =) This was a rather fast one but I will make my next ones more interesting and stop trap for a while... not for long tho...

Cory In The House Trap Remix (4kRequest)

I got really bored

each track I just did on the first take

astley

pitched raised because I got copyright detected oops

Here's a version at the original pitch if you want:
https://app.box.com/s/mvutr450dtvdzbyvm4ir

Carly Rae Jepsen Forgets The Lyrics

Bravearang

To purchase this beat contact my email: sinzbeats@gmail.com

ファントム (ｐｈａｎｔｏｍ) [prod. lord sinz]

Rick Rolled V

deadkong

Anus

Octarian Style

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160K Update: I've resigned myself to accepting that this post will be a burial ground for memes of all kinds, from the aloof to the shitposts, to the intentional, the ironic, and even just maybe the occasional, mythical "good post".

147K Update: I'm pretty sure this isn't spoilers anymore but whatever

420 Repost Update: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/53958148/Snips/420reposts.PNG

121K Update: Someone on YouTube asked for a version with no BGM, and it sounded okay when I tried it, so here it is. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iaWDLY2GXpaZltpr0TFeKfcdW1h8ckyY/view

102K Update: waw shihs oh man my anus

68.9K Update: thank you all, snek appreciates every last one of you

35K Update: I like this number.

Tweet Update: THANK YOU JOEL

Well, I finally beat Undertale. I also noticed this was requested a couple or so times on my most popular sound, so... here it is. Megalovania in the style of Joel's teacher. Don't go around spoiling people with this.

P.S.: If you were sent here and spoiled by a friend, don't blame me, blame that dickhead.

MEGADRAWDICKIA [undertale spoilers]

Ievan Polkka + Metal Crusher (full version)

Holiday is finally at an end, so we hope to engage with you all as much as we used to.

- A god and goddess entwined in the cosmos as the world is formed. The girl prays for their blessing. -



女の子

This track is featured on my free album Hikikomori Island! Download today gomiyung.bandcamp.com/album/hikikomori-island

SelfReflectionHours... [HikikomoriIsland]

hey guys audiosurf 2 lets you play on soundclown mashups it's 67% off on steam

When similar bpm songs match up just right

I think Gambino has been listening to a bit too much Soviet Propaganda.

Commie Bonfire

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Made this over the last two nights. Feels good, I thought I was bored of doing this stuff, but once the ball gets rolling there's no stopping it

holy shit this one was fun

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Backing track:
One Minute to Win It - Wreck-it Ralph OST - Henry Jackman

Constant texture throughout the song:
Bangarang - Skrillex
Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
Gangnam Style - PSY

Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.

Bonfire - Childish Gambino

Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Will Smith
Space Jam - Quad City DJs

Hey Soul Sister - Train
Walking On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Without Me - Eminem
Get It On The Floor - DMX

I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean
Stronger Than You - Steven Universe OST - Aivi & Surasshu ft. Estelle

Everyone's Minute to Win It! (Everyone vs. Wreck-it Ralph)

I seriously need to reconsider my life choices if this is what I'm doing with my time

Death By Soulja

Genre: UTAU/Vocaloid
Composer: Otomania
Apperances : Hatsune Miku 1st Song Album, VOCALOID2 MAXI Single Vol. 1 ～みっくみくCDにしてやんよ～, 初耳,  初音ミク-Project DIVA-F Complete Collection

Artwork is taken from here:
http://duckne55.deviantart.com/art/Ievan-Polkka-s-Hachune-Miku-Vector-v2-451348681

Hatsune Miku - levan PoIkka

DONT FUCK THE WITCH GIRL

Since I'm now able to suggest tracks to GiIva, I guess I'll post here the rips I made and uploaded to his channel.
Check GiIva out if you haven't yet!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUWqr4gShUpMjdG9T99j-PQ
Also earrape and shit ENJOY

<a href="https://theartistunion.com/tracks/7b5a9a" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Download for free on The Artist Union</a>

Loud Dummy

7 Benny Dad

Killed again by even more forced memes. Rest in piss.

The music is MGS game over theme

#HighQualityVideoGameRIP

Super Mario Land - Overworld

This mashup is between Shuffle & Spawn from Angry Birds 
and the Mystic Mansion music from Sonic Heroes.
ENJOY! :) Here's to the great year of Sonic the Hedgehog(and to the Angry Birds)!

[made in Garageband at the Cyber Cafe in Fitzgerald]

Mystic Piggies (Angry Birds vs Sonic Heroes fusion mix)

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I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

Intro/voice from Ster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_qDM0Us8Y
Background song: http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/jazzy-frenchy
There's a lot of songs here, so I won't post them.

Spiderman & Elsa vs. ME KILLS ME IRL Spider Man and Elsa FAIL LOL

free download

bliss aestas

i'm happy to be back with new tunes, heres to the first of many to come :D 
had loads of fun with this track, mixed and mastered by myself. 

the lyrics are:

When the sun comes up, and the skies burn down
In a land above, you'll wear the crown

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I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James

Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
(used as musical texture throughout)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire
DMX - Fuck Tha Police
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat)
Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You
Eminem - Without Me

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

It's been a frustrating day, so to relax myself I spent a few hours with my buddy Sonic. Rate, Comment, Follow etc. Let me know what you think 

Damaged - Like a Boss! (Sonic 3)

this is why i shouldn't be allowed to mashup

Lucky All Star (Smash Mouth vs Weeaboo Shit)

First big mashup. Just a big mish-mash of songs I enjoy with Platinum Disco.

Everyone's Platinum Mashup

Seth Grips - Yes Love Family Guy

Biggiemonogatari- Notorious Circulation

hey macklerena

so i can write anything and it will show up here

btw if you ever have questions send me a message

i only repost things i was somehow involved in

the best part of my avatar is when it isnt cropped to a circle you can see how far i extended my body horizontally

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

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