"Slop Jazz, oh great bird what a wild universe." - Nuco

Lyrics
Verse 1
Ski-bidi-bi-bu-boop-boop, my heart skips a beat

When your fungus-faced mug comes waltzing down the street
I turn off the lights to spare my eyes the sight

Of that wrinkly targ-nose shining so bright

Verse 2
That grinning maw could stop a supernova dead

With teeth so twisted, yellow and spread
But when the moonlight gleams in those beady eyes
I see fireworks more dazzling than Risian skies
Verse 3
Stibbiti-stu-doo
Stomping along with the grace of a drunken targ
Everyone scatters, afraid you'll leave warts

That's why I stick by your side through the jeers

Maybe someday your beauty will level atmospheres
[solo]

Bridge
That wheezy laugh could shatter Kahless's sword

But to my ears it's music, every snorting chord
Your voice smoother thanbal'mahk from honey springs
Yet your driving's so reckless, it gave me whiplash (and other things)
Verse 4
Ski-dil-dil-boop-dum-you-so-so-dum-ski-bidi-boom-bum

I wouldn't feed you at my mess hall, are you mad?

You'd scare the warriors back to the Klingon forbears they had

A face so blighted, even a Founder would grimace
Yet bizarrely, backwards species still find you...have grace?
Verse 5
That acid-tongued wit could dissolve tertiary umbilicals for sure

But your clothing sense was assimilated by the Borg, I'm pure!

Those horizontal ridges really bring out your...vertical smile

While your figure's so amorphous, it defies all geometric style

A Heart's Rhythmic Burn: A Slop Jazz mosaic

Born on a Dying Star, bringing music to the masses.

A Heart's Rhythmic Burn: A Slop Jazz mosaic

Captn' Nuco