Never say the Old Captn' isn't cultured! I even got a bib and everything - Nuco

The Galactic Opera

Song is over 500 years old, real a classy way to insult your cousins. Well worth 3 weeks of decryption and two death traps, real fancy- Captn'

[Verse]
In shadows we thrive, our hearts ablaze
So Hot it can get you, lost in a maze
It can take you to, your grave
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat

[Verse 2]
No waiting for love, we take what we crave
In the pulse of the night, we dance and rave

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
(Our love is a cosmic symphony! Wild and Free!)

[Bridge]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our embrace, everything's right
To night we make a stand,
Join our Romulan party and take our ha-hand!

[Verse 3]
Our bodies pulse to the rhythm of the stars
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat

Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)

(Under emerald lights, we come alive!)

Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)


In the depths of the night, our hearts ablaze
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat
[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!

In our neon embrace, everything's right

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Romulan Love, a wild is a cosmic symphony!

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Under neon lights, we come alive!

[verse]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our emerald embrace, everything's right

[Chorus]
De-De-Death from above, our party decree!
Romulan Love, a wild is a cosmic symphony! 

[verse]
In shadows we thrive, we own the night
In our jade embrace, everything's right

[vocal]
Our love is as intense, a Romulan heat
Tonight we make a stand,  
Join our Romulan party and take our hand (take our hand!)


Under neon lights, we come alive!
Under neon lights, we come alive!

Captn' Nuco's Intergalatic Pirate Radio

The Romulan Heat (Senatorial Opera)

The premise of the song is about thinking there had to be one guy screaming at the top of his lungs, to everyone to stop mining, and getting resistance from leadership. But in Klingon culture, being too smart is not just disrespected but ignored, opting for the warrior with more kills. So the story of how he and others sacrifice themselves to slow down the destruction of the inhabited moon of Praxis, save some lives, allowing some to escape, and with some sacrifice they made the explosion a lot less destructive, blasting away from Qo'nos, preventing both worlds from being destroyed. You see him last when he sends a message warning anyone in the blast wave to get away which the U.S.S. Excelsior intercepts. The best kind of opera is a tragic one, I might come back to this one and flesh it out.

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)

Moon Of Praxis - (Khitomer Alliance Conference 2410)

"Moon of Praxis, picked this up from a parallel dimension. I kind of dropped the mic at the end but I think I got it all" - Remix 

[Intro]
From the heart of the Empire in twenty-two ninety-three.
A warrior was born, Sh'gog Clof, to smart, a technician he'll to be!

Moon of Praxis!

[Verse 1]
The technicians dismissed, too clever by half,
His path predetermined - to serve without strife,
Their "weakness" for knowledge, a warrior's mocking laugh!!
(HAHAHAHA)

Until Greed's vile reach threatened the Moon of Praxis' life!
(They Dug to Deep!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (Ride the fiery wings of death!)
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis' blazing wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[Verse 2]
Dilithium's did heart began to burn, (BURN, BURN)
Destruction's approach, with no chance to turn.
But Clof gathered his tribe, no pity to barter,
"Our smarts will save Qo'noS from fire and slaughter!"
Into the dilithium heart they ran haste,
Sacrificing their bodies to stop the Moon of Praxis' race to Oblivion!

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]
Lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!
Praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (When honor met its unending path!)
Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Gained a seat by Kah'less' wrath!)

(Moon of Praxis!)

[final verse]
Though degraded for smarts,  
they gave their all, earned their seat in Sto'vo'Kor
Their sacrifice, Gorkon's Empire would prevail!

(EXPLODE!!)
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[Intro]

qul nIqDaq Dujqa' yotlh loSmaH cha' wejmaH loD ghoS yI'ar.

vaQ' puqloD'e', Sagh'og qolof, ghotvamqu' law' Hoch 'ej, wab lI'vam 'oH!

vaq of praxis!

[Verse 1]

yotlhpu'bogh maHmaHchugh, DaHjaj mach,

yojnaQ'e', wab lI'vam naQ Dab 'ej, veQ ghaHqa'!

ghob'e' ngeDpu' tIq, lo' DaQaw'lI',

ngaDHa' je megh'a' rur loDvam'e'!! (HAHAHAHA)

'ach mach jIQa'vaD Praxis chav ngavyaw' neH je!

(cheDveS qalpi'DI'!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH! (yotlh tlhab tera' jaj!)

praxis' qar'a' lughaj! (Praxis leghDI' lughaj!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[Verse 2]

DilithiumS heartDI' tlhIngan tugh, (tIn, tIn)

chotlh ngeDpu' jomach, vaj qav'ap tu'lu'be'.

'ach ClofHommey, 'IvHo' yoqta',

"qeqDaq maq bIQ'a', Qo'noS latlha' SaH qo' qu'!"

ghIj jIj joq Heart DI' tlhIngan tu'meH ghItlh,

yotlh ngeDpu' chav ghop OBLIVION! pa'.

(OBLIVION!)

[Chorus]

lo' bortaS rur HoS neH!

praxis' qar'a' lughaj!

[Chorus]

heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam! (batlh SIQlaw'be' jaj!)

Kah'less Heir bortaHvIS! (Kah'less puqloDlaH 'Iw vaH!)

(vaQ of praxis!)

[final verse]

'e' patlh Degh,

Hommeyvam Sto'vo'kor lo' HoS,

ghu'vam, Gorkon 'uy naQ lo' qaw'raD DaHchugh!

(EXPLODE!!)

[solo vocal, outro]

Moon Of Praxis (New Klingonese)

Moon Of Praxis (Klingon Oblivion Metal)

The Royal Nausicaan Opera? Hold on they have Opera? - Charlie

Verse 1:
A Ferengi cheap and greedy
Never paid what he was owed
Hired a Nausicaan for safety
But then tried to run the road

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - can't pretend! (oomph!)

Verse 2:
Ran from planet to planet
Tried to hide his latinum stash
Bodyguard was fast and furious
Finally made him pay the cash

Chorus:
He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)

Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas - lesson learned! (oomph!)

Bridge:
You can run but can't hide
From the debts you tried to slide
Better pay the price on time
Or get kicked in the glombas, crime!

Chorus:

He chased him round and round (chase!)
Kicked him in the glombas, "Pay me!" (oomph!)
Then he chased him round again (chase!)
Kicked those glombas one more time! (oomph!)

The Glombas Kick

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