Memes

Alen as Pico
Cole as Hank
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering / Announcer: Light
Beat Produced by: Marsad Men
Thumbnail by: Jordy

(0:10)
FAC RAP BATTLES
PICO
VERSUS
HANK
BEGIN

(0:20) Pico:
Wanted posters everywhere; I’ve got the heat in gun and pen
But I’d get second hand embarrassment having you dead again
I come packin’ two gats, on the track I’m spreadin warfare
I would love to see your arms, if your ass actually had a pair
Cut you off, like your scalp, cause I’m going for a combo 
Using this uzi oughta crush a clone worse than Piconjo
Endanger the masses? There’s no way that I’ll spare ‘ya
‘Cause this Convict’s came to my town and he’s messing with the sheriff!

(0:40) Hank:
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Fulp began to make new ground
A ‘site made to give the net’s first gifted creators huge ground
Alongside all the art pieces, this edgy little nuisance came
Who’s now only remembered for his presence in a rhythm game
Combat’s in the name, I’ve resided in Hell slaying Gods
The most you’ve done’s shot some alien children and aggressive goths
So, for you to defeat me? That weed’s getting you trippy
I haven’t seen a bigger clown running amuck since Tricky
You kid me? Your rapping ain’t doing nothing to Hank, man
With those shots it’s no wonder you’re in the shadow of Tankman
Got Earth on my back, you’re learnin’ bout apples and oranges
I’d kill ‘ya with sick rhyme but you’ve already a disorder, kid 
Been here nineteen years and counting, meanwhile, your status:
No sequel for two decades now? That’s what I call Madness
Be it verbal or physical, in a battle, you’d be canned
Gettin’ blammed ‘out this duel - a fate by your own hands

(1:22) Pico:
Talkin about relevancy? You don’t really have a front
Take a lesson from Deimos and learn to keep your mouth shut
I’m serious, keep spittin’ all this garbage shit within your lines
I’ll make sure that you end up with your jaw ripped off another time
Your bark is big for someone who’s continuously decomposing
Only living ‘cause his killers wish to keep the bloodshed going
And frankly, I’m content as a goated, one-time, big hit
Then start my tale decades ago and be fully unfinished
I mow down foes like they’re nothin; the Uberkids will tell you
Once I’ve got you in my sights, you’ll be begging Jesus to help you
You’re not impressing me, seeing how many times your life’s been closing off
You reigning here’s a case of the Improbability Drive going off
Your shit was gettin’ pretty hot, you got yourself a brand new bod
A mad metal monstrosity; reminding me of a Ghettobot
You’re tough but comin’ to rap it’s so clear that you just don’t fit
You are what you eat, my shots hit harder every time I spit
Lore’s a total mess, viewers begging for some clarity
Never dying; wish that held true for your popularity 
This battle’s done, the session's over; no need for us to fight on
What’d we learn today? Don’t fuck with Newgrounds greatest icon

(2:12) Hank:
This your attempt at scarin’ me? You ain’t getting too far
The Sheriff and his cronies posed more of a threat than you are
When Twitter caught an eye, you were doomed to be a dead boy
Went from a brave school hero to a cat ears wearing femboy
Even if your bars were hot, you’d still fail to have me stunned
Consider yourself steaming? I literally killed the sun
It sucks to do but you’ve rightfully earned this brutal schooling
I would say I’ve put this mutt down but Nene would start drooling
Such a mismatch; you’d never compare to what I’ve built, trash
Once this bout is over I’ll have your ass slaughtered like Flash
Your versus stunk, you’ll be forgotten; like your spur, you reek of evil
This kid’s an even worse joke than his April Fools sequel

Pico vs. Hank J. Wimbleton. Rap Battle #4

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

A face-off between Texas' titan of horror against the ever unclear mass murderer of the Scream franchise

Written by R the Writer
Titanium1208 as Leatherface
Stofferex as Ghostface
Thumbnail by Stofferex
Audio Mixed by Mancha
Beat Prod. by BeeSaa Beats

Leatherface:
I'll tell ya the reason you shouldn't mess with Texas
Cause soon as I seen ya you're gonna be my breakfast
You're from a trite teen comedy with its horror so-so
The body of Shaggy with the voice of Mojo Jojo
Nothing but some brats obsessed with the silver screen
The only kind of slasher that gets murdered by the teens
I could turn your final girl into some Campbell's soup
While you only could rid her through payment disputes

Ghostface:
This decaying relic aged even worse than his gramps did
Stick to moaning and groaning because your writing is rancid
So you think me a comedy? Then how's this for a laugh?
You trip over your chainsaw and end up sliced in half!
Running hoops around Hooper, and every sequel he's wrought
Only Craven in the way that he's afraid of getting caught 
I'll leave you hung, stabbed, and shot, camera or not
Just like your face turn in 3D you've lost the plot
Maybe invest in some dentures cause from what I've seen 
Most eating you've done is off the lore of Ed Gein
You rep the lone star state, but I'll be honest
If I wanted scary Texans I'd just sit in on congress
In the current age of horror, you're not even worth a mention
Like a cloned phone in a dead zone, you're a hack with poor reception 
With all the rewrites and reboots your whole lore is undermined
Yet even with each new identity I'm still one of a kind

Leatherface:
Might as well be the same actor with your formula recycled
Just a Halloween costume that looks cheaper than Michael's
I'm the reason Jason and Freddy are still slashing
Only thing you brought to this genre was stunt casting
Always getting bitched around, even burned alive like MJ
While I'm cooking, make meals outta real fighters in MK
Fitting since in every film you're in y'all die
Even the so-called masterminds turn to fall guys
You may be the franchise face but don't ever forget
You won't come back if you bury more than David Arquette
Meanwhile I eat cops and chase them with a witness
Even Gale Weathers wants to stay out of my business 
Drop the phone, take me alone, and I'll beat your ass
Drain the color from your face, so no need for your mask
With a couple cuts, we'll have us some past-its-prime meat
Then I'll do what Nancy couldn't and swallow this rotten Skeet

Ghostface:
So you want to kill me now? Then you better come prepared
Could be anyone you know coming back for one more scare
You thought I'd praise your influence? I'd sooner just ignore you
Cause every real horror fan knows Peeping Tom came before you 
Hunted down your family, and now you're looking bitter
Rendered me the winner as diners become the dinner
So if I didn't Stab you now, it'd be a pity
Cause mentally I've left you far more scarred than Sidney

Ghostface vs Leatherface - Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Horrid Henry vs Dennis The Menace. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

Finn - Vincent
Flapjack - Zack
Steven Universe -Roland
Charlie Brown - Fel

Finn:
Burning you like a FlapJack, you can’t handle a real adventure
Its pretty clear you’re the annoying wimp, and I’m the saviour 
Your show went off the air in season 3, cause you’re completely bland!
You're shows a clear ripoff, right down to the candy island  
I got the fiercest fighting skills, teaming with my pal Jake
Just like your name, you and Mr Knuckles are about to get baked
Not even Charlie Brown is frowned upon as much as this lump
Living in a whale? you’re poor and friends with a homeless bump
Auto tune: (ILL ADD THE AUTO TUNE)
I’ll chop you in half with my sword, mess with your mind like the Lich
You’re a misadventured idiot, I’ll leave you with more than a stitch 
I got Flame to take down Ice king, and now you’re next 
Finn:
You’re shows a boring rehash, that's mathematically correct 

FlapJack:
Beating some kid from the land of ooo? this won’t be a chore
What are you gonna do? tickle me with you're grass sword (chuckle)
I’ll cut your disses up like hair, you can call me Mr Barber 
Travel across the sea all the time while you’re still afraid of the water 
Auto tune my ass! Nobody can stand that annoying sound
You’ve got so many voice actors, you should be called Charlie Brown
Don’t even know 2 plus 2? you’re nothing but a brainless hog
Got abandoned in the forest, now you're best friend is a dog 
You're dad never wanted to see you, you have nothing left
By now even your fans agree, your fame is heading Wesssst
Acting all brave and tough, but you’re more girly than Fiona
Just like you're right arm, you’re harmless as a dead flower

Steven’s Universe:
This is my universe remember so I make the rules
Finn and Flapjack are just embarrassments, nothing but tools
Cream you more than Cookie Kat, just look at my name 
Scoring in this space race, you can’t catch up to my fame
I got the gem power to flow and kick all of your sacks
My victory is even bigger than my burger backpack!
Call me Serious Steven cause this is gonna get nasty
You’re worse than Charlie Brown, no way you’ll get past me

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/43/genres/club-beats/southern-dudes

Charlie Brown:
Good Grief, you freaks are gonna get schooled  
Im a great big pumpkin here to kick you like a football 
I’m a halloween machine stomping on you lil’ folks 
Here comes good ol’ Charlie Brown to stand upon you jokes 
You gotta dream big if you wanna catch up to me
Nobody can beat me, you’re all lazier than snoopy 
Spitting peppermint flows that’ll run even faster 
Call me the master now as I squish this fat bastard
Finn, keep bending your arms buddy or should I say dude
FlapJack, crack your back, you’re named after a food 
Finally I’ll get my win, this time I won't suffer 
Fly you like a kite because you’re all gosh darn fu-

Finn:
What the glob! We’re just kids! Stop right there

FlapJack:
You’ve got less chances of winning than you have hair 

Finn:
You’ll get tripped up, no one will help you up again

Steven:
Fat? Yet you’re the one who belongs in a pig-pen

Finn the Human vs Flapjack. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

yes

le reddit thread for tipping: http://www.reddit.com/r/Soundclown/comments/3600eo/uptown_memes/

other le reddit thread ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): http://www.reddit.com/r/montageparodies/comments/39pyms/uptown_memes/

Music vid 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXhaetBgEPw

Mark Ronason - Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars)

Uptown Memes

Meme Day - American Idiot

I hope you all enjoyed the new upload ❤️
like, comment and share ☯️
Subscribe if you haven't 🔑
Also put on post notifications 
if you wish to be updated on new uploads 🔔
🎥 YouTube - https://bit.ly/3nXLA5C
💻 Facebook - https://bit.ly/3o0PpY4
💿 Soundcloud - https://bit.ly/3E00Og1
🐦 Twitter - https://bit.ly/3rcq6nP
📷 Instagram - https://bit.ly/3xtAXuH
👻 Snapchat - https://bit.ly/3I1HqBW
🌌 Tumblr - https://bit.ly/3cUZsr1
🔓 Free Download - https://bit.ly/2Gd8LBU

Spongebob Squarepants- Best Day Ever Trap Remix - [ILLUSION X]

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Horrid Henry vs Dennis The Menace. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

CartoonMade RapBattles

Recent comments

AleMac

Christopher_Jr2free

Hayley Clifton aka bad chick

Youssef Forsan

Related tracks