This Rap Gave Me the Idea of  my Rap Battle on Youtube "Spongebob VS Mordical"

So, as my way of saying thankyou for all the views and support, I decided to post a second battle this month! A battle about family. And love. And......kicking ass? I don't know. Either way, thank you for everything that you've done. You guys make this possible.


Hank Voiced By Raichous
Red Voiced By Raichous
Thumbnail By SPM1000

BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzu_95-l6DY


Red:(Spoken) My foot is about to write a rap for your ass

Red: The US vet against redneck Ted Cruz
With the can-do of the Red White and Blue, I can’t lose
Maybe get Boomhauser to help ya spit fast
You sell grill fuel because you’re full of hot gas!
Now I won’t sugar coat how I feel about Bobby
The way you raise your son, he’ll turn out to be a commie!
Your animation’s sloppy, you can’t draw out a diss
Judging by your rifle skills, all your shots are gonna miss
I was pulling in laughs, as the grumpy pop
You dragged behind Macfarlene then Fox let you drop!
But I’ll give you a shot, even though I’ll still beat ya
Chance of you winning is as narrow as your urethra
Your problems with Cotton? They're clearly in view
But this is not the first time a Dad’s had issues with you!
You must be on “fish bait” if you think you’ll last
So let’s see you try and rap back, dumbass!

Hank:

God dammit Bobby! What is that racket?
I’m not really thinking Egghead is gonna crack it.
Attacking the mack daddy from Heimlich? Insane!
I’m an expert at ass-kicking. Call that pro pain
Judging how I’m gonna raise my kid ain’t smart
Your boy’s gonna grow up with Venom in his heart
You’re a tasteless racist caricature with a complex
Looks like the Navy man swabbed off his “Top Deck”
You wanna lay a hand on your son? You’re a coward
Having to bully teens just to feel a little power
Anybody coming to you for tips must be crazy.
Maybe you should take advice on how to treat your lady!
What amazes me, despite how you love competing
The cast from your reboot has a better chance at beating me!
You call yourself a man? Can’t fool me in a fight
Red needs to get checked, that boy ain’t right

Red:

Saying I’m not right? Don’t make me laugh!
I’ll give you an adult sized boot in the ass!
This sheepish weak fisted wimp ain’t raw
When the only reaction he has is “Bwaah”!
Still can’t poop? Because you’re so full of crap
So dull on the track, you need your grill for hot raps!
Try to fix your verse, but it’s all in vain
You dropped the ball even harder than your wife off a plane!

Hank:

I think Dale would’ve made more sense with rhymes
You must've sat in  "The Circle" ‘fore spitting a line!
You never really think before going off with hasty words.
Red’s such a dog, he should face Ladybird!
And try to talk shop about my kin? Just can it.
You’re picking favorites in the family dynamic!
I’ve had it with this asshole, you need to shut up.
Did the King of the Hill keep his crown? Yup.

Red Forman Vs. Hank Hill - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Sugar, We're Goin Down

Dance, Dance

These artists have more then their fair share of issues, but which one will have the zest to beat out the other!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93FMHwHlYI

►Salvador Dali voiced by:
King Mewtwo

►Van Gogh voiced by:
Zawesome

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Commander Jacob

Beat by:
Audionetwork

Co-Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Chandler, MaviKartal2003

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Salvador Dali Verse 1
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It’s Dali, hey! I’m ballin’ HEY!
“Avida Dollars” keeps it real, this fool is lamer than Monet!.
I can’t have wannabes begging at my dinner party!.
I’m paying with my sketches, cause who would cash a Dali!
And when it comes to ladies, I’m strutting with the sickest!
Thought your gal was all ears, but it was never witnessed.
You free-loaded off your brother cause you couldn't nine to five.
There was no friend or family that could stop your sad decline..
While I’m drugs, Chupa Chups, so high that I can’t breathe!
No need for nose candy when I’m staring at your paint bleeds!
My mustache lives on, you Van Choked on your last run
I own red vineyards, but you could only sell ONE!

Van Gogh Verse 1  
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You pick on the little guy, does that make you feel strong?
But a praying mantis scares? You were a Freud all along!
Now, I’m not a prying man, but I know my hands scare him
Didn’t need school to break-through, you got dropped like your hair did!
Speaking of a close shave, we’re cutting close with past names!
So as your brother revived, you must live with past shame!
Built your own museum, your god complex increased!
I must ask how a mustache became your most important piece...
Persisted through Time but your clocks couldn’t measure..
My “Almond Blossoms” started sprouting through your damn desert!
People are “Loving Vincent” with each stroke of a “Starry Night.”
While your film was left butchered by that one dude from Twilight!

Salvador Dali Verse 2
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It's surreal, the appeal Dali brings when he's revealed...
A god above Galileo, your Church can’t appeal
A crateful of hard work thrown out by his mum!
Only went mainstream within the walls of the asylum.
When he’s painting his face, he pulls out all the stops!
But it seems Gauguin didn't teach you how to take shots!
You got cold feet when you were at the end of your line!
There was no Doctor, Who could save you in time...

Van Gogh Verse 2  
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Oh please, the Surrealist movement disowned you!
The only Post Impression here was your hours getting stoned, dude!
I paint from the soul, you pump them out: shit factory!
Dali revels in his evil, I think I’ll call him Dick Dastardly!
An obsession with sex, while the act? You can’t stand it!
So this twit gets his kicks from fem Hilter fan fic!
You went down the Rabbit Hole, a jack-off of a playwright...
I defiled this Nazi! Like a psychic to his gravesite!

Van Gogh Vs Salvador Dali ❰Rap Battle❱

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Thumbnail created by: Rabi
Mixed by: Serena

WHO WON?
https://forms.gle/AmaVXtC3PcnFtjhT6

Jofinity:
Hold up! It’s the King! Nobody better say shit
’Cause I’ll give him more than feedback that is bound to make him rage quit
You’re basic, your flow is boring, just face it: you’re so annoying
Replayin’ the same old story, defamin’ you more than Multi
If you’ve made a better battle than my Era 1, do tell
This right bloody bloke is just the Next Best Fel
Now I know you’ll throw a fit, so in advance, I’m sorry bro
But of everyone to lose to… you lost to Shimario

King Mewtwo:
Now I’ve been here longer, sonny, so I’d start taking notes
It’s the voice of the killer Jacks against the guy who can’t emote
Same tone, same flow. You’re so predictable, bro
Yo, you sound like Chills if he let himself go (oh)
Shimario only beat me by being a decent writer
You’d only beat me by rigging the poll with your subscribers
And my iMovie era topples your first one anyday
Cuz unlike your bonus editing, my vids actually differentiate

Jofinity:
Is this really what we’re doing? Surprised you made it a round
Give it 15 minutes, you’ll want all of that shit taken down
People talk about me, and you? Nobody gives a fuck
Hey psychic type, read people’s minds: hmm, you suck
So quit your stallin’, you really think that you’re poppin’?
(yuh) Cryin’ to Dani’s the only time that you’re ballin’
I’d say you’re SlowlyGettingBetter, but after this, it’s too late
Now go and run back to your real life friends… oh wait
Now unlike FRB, let me acknowledge your writing
Bring up the poll, but I actually HAVE people subscribing
You’ve been stuck in the double digits ‘cause this Brit is worse than Midge is
All the critics booed your vids until you quit it, tragic, innit?
Shit battles like YouTube Poops, but not a single one has Rosen
’Cause you’ll regret fighting me like when R was your opponent
The king thinks it’s an easy fight, but I’ll be taking the crown
In this battle, you’re like your popularity: going down!

King Mewtwo:
*yawn* You’re so boring to fight, dude
Hearing you rant makes me think we go too hard on Psytube
But here’s where you’re different: he owns up to his mistakes
While your unpopular opinions got us doing spit takes, ay
You treat your crew so bad, you should be running Dustin’s basement
This won’t be the first time a Brit has left you beat, shoutout to Rayyan
How I got this much material on you is anyone’s guess
Half of your in-jokes are just like your trim: dead.
Jofinity, you’re shit, you need to quit with overcasting Carrick
And you know what? Maybe go quit the community while you’re at it
The lines this crappy Cuomo clone spits are just making me Weeze
Covering up his subpar writing with fifty billion rhyme schemes
How can anyone like this kid, all he fuckin’ does is brag
And yet he still questions why he’s become FRB’s new punching bag?
You lost to a drawing, dude. We simply ain’t alike
Maybe ask Bowser for some tips on how to “flame the mic”

Jofinity Vs King Mewtwo

Lord Beerus - AlaskanSam
Whis - AdamSandlerDRB
Garfield - Mancha from UBERocity
Writers - YLFEthan, AdamSandlerDRB, Sculpture, HHH3 and CaptainCharles
Art by KCToons
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Mixing + Beat Arrangement by GlitchDude

Beerus Verse 1: 
You’re already dead, pest, no need for introductions
Better welcome your vet, then, you’ll meet your destruction
This dumb pumpkin gets punted, I’ll put this to bed
And shut this runt down like I grabbed the scruff of his neck
I’ve ate nothing as devoid of flavor as the work of Davis
Yes, a Cat can make bread, but ends up all around tasteless
So, Whis? “Yes?” Start to pack our stuff. “Oh I’m on it”
I’m starving, and bored of both this planet and that comic
 
Garfield Verse 1:
Not a piece of lasagna, but boy will this bite
Like Super’s animators, let’s not draw out this fight
Woke up from my nap to scratch a rap itch like fleas
But you put me back to sleep with these Dragon Ball...Zzzz’s
I got your tongue easy, please, my victory’s a treat
I’m a fat cat with phat raps, you always land on de-feat
Who’s serving who? Cause it seems with cheese, you bring a slew
Enough chit chat, I eat beats, dweeb, it’s what I do
I’m hungry as a horse, you cooking stuff up? Adorable
I’m immortal of course, but you’re just more of a morsel
It’s your horrible taste against my more filling courses
I'm coming back for seconds, not my final form or portions

Beerus Verse 2:
Consider your disses miss. Murray should've rewritten em
Send your script to the litter bin, I'm not the first Bills to piss on it
While this fee-line is vigorous, this kitten’s a victim, you’re pitiful
You say “eat your heart out” yet you take it too literal
When it comes to cynical syndicated kittens, I’m the top
Can’t be bothered to incinerate a cosmic comic flop
Apology unaccepted, cause you’re like lasagna, weak sauce
Creepypasta synonymous, you pile on so much slop
I’m the God of Diss tracks, then the God of Diss traction
You are printed on paper backs as a minor distraction
It’s 9 times the lie to say your rhymes are up to scratch and
And that divine crime of a verse? The one time you’ve been laughed at
Garfield, let me know when those scars heal
Cause I’ve got bars hard enough to even make the stars yield
Powers? I've got a plethora. Ugh you’re clearly lesser bud
When comparing weight is the only way you ever measure up … 

Garfield Verse 2:
… *snore*... huh? You’re still goin?
I’ve got Ultra Instincts this Shonen Punk has just awoken
You’re hopeless, just blown it, I guess it’s death you’ve chosen
From the get go your face showed this shave ain’t so close yet
Quit joking, like merch from the ocean, you’re phoned in
No furball, but you’ve choked against this orange black opponent
Robbed robes from Tutankhamen, now in hopes of Instant Ramen
You explode and blow up races, so makes sense you’re Zeno-phobic
I get lazy, but frankly, your spotty work is eternal
This unbearable gray area works up my nerves more than Nermal
My destruction has been verbal, I take Gods and make angels
You’re dopey, like Odie, I kicked your trophy off the table

Garfield Vs Lord Beerus - Discord Rap Battles

This is from summer 2021 I don't stand by these lyrics (or this horrendous mic quality) anymore.

Thumbnail by Shimario
Mixed by GlitchDude
Beat by Dansonn probably

Psytube:
Wow, this is barely a fight
Man I’ve never had a battle this unfair in my life
But with all that time on the street getting scared in the night
I suppose it’s pretty good for me to share the spotlight
So I’m facing Jenni now in the second round?
Effort? Damn near every sentence gets you down
Might as well call me Bendy how
I’m giving you these 3 minutes of empty clout
I’ve gotten respected for dropping the best shit in 3 years, since the days that I did edits
You’ve been working your way up for twice that and for what, a couple of writing credits?
So Raichous’ bestie might wanna leave ‘fore I drop a beat worse than you did from your college degree
Come back when you’re top 10 with three battles but until then just quit bothering me
What’s the matter Jenni, you don’t like the casket I’ve laid you in?
Hey don’t worry, Eddie and Seth might show up and like maybe some other canadians
I’m slaying this, it’s a murder scene
Just take a single quick verse for free
You better be grateful I took you to class, I know how much you wanted to work with me

Jenni:
So you’re the guy who whined about his spot in the top ten
The Psy meme with the rhyme schemes like his personality: rotten
But Jenni? There’s no stopping. I’m trashing you on the mic.
Because I treat a verse like I treat a VC: I’m back on the grind!
This dude is falling, I’m master-ballin’ always catching you off guard!
So crushing this duck is not hard. No mercy when I drop bars.
But not to give you a false start, you’ve had a decent run
Claiming to be a rapper, but how many roles have you actually done?
I’m taking the top. Thinking you have a shot against me is an illusion
With those worthless verses you spew, you’ll end up hurting yourself in your confusion!
I’ve seen the worst the world has to offer, your rhymes don’t hurt me
So maybe make like your own homeland, and brexit the tourney

Psytube:
Think a bunch of random references are leaving me dead?
Yo, did your kitten hop up on your keyboard again?
I’m only a kid but I guess I gotta be the one to teach you something
Most people leave home when they become an adult but you’re meant to go to a new one bitch
Not the first brit that you’ve been pitted against, but just keep in mind that this one is a threat
Cause I go outside sometimes while the only grass you touch is in your cigarettes
And I’m always the life of a voice chat, notice how everyone goes when I’m finished
I mean, you're the dopest in loads of VCs too, difference is that you’re the only one in ‘em

Jenni:
That’s it! I’ve had it! No more complainin’.
Your constant bitching drives me insane, kid!
Feedback is basic but you just can't take it
I’ve won awards, you’re FRB famous!
Potential for greatness, you have it, I’d say
But fail when your ego’s standing in your way
So drop all the hate! Learn to behave!
Or I leave a dead meme in his grave

Psytube Vs JenniNoMercy - Scrapped FRB Brawl

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Dr Kawashima vs Happy Appy - Smash Bros vs Anything

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

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Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Renko Remix) - Green Day " FREE DOWNLOAD"

Novocaine (FallOutBoy)

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Lincoln Park - I Try so Hard

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

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