Note 2018-11-08: Okay, I did my do-do diligence and tried to find my co-author. So I'm putting a ten-spot into a special escrow lock box for him and you are now welcome to hear just how hard I sucked.

I have quite a few new songs and they are actually a little more grown-up now. Not that I have matured any. I blame Niagen, Round-Up, and Wild Root Cream Oil. 

Still can't unlock *I Get Up* for reasons of copyright. Drop me a line, and I'll probably send you a Secret Link and put a buck into that lock box. 

Thank you. 

We now continue with our Expanded Introduction:

Needless to say, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY DAVID TWERY AND A COUPLE OF HIS FRIENDS. 

Except for "I Get Up", in which case, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY MARY LEE WOODWARD AND POSSIBLY A COUPLE OF HER FRIENDS.

The photography has been heedlessly pilfered from any of several art websites. I am using it under the Fair Use clause of US Copyright Law. In the event I decide to sell these miserable excuses for songs, I will license or replace the artwork. If any of the artists wish me to take their work down, I will comply as soon as I get the e-mail. It's strictly decorative and I have endeavored to credit the artists. Besides, Soundcloud would just show my ugly mug and what fun would that be?

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

Followers of Celia Markham