CAST:
Dwight Schrute - Eric The Audible
Jimmy Neutron - @snakebite126
Mixed By: Jacob G.
Prod. by KingEF

LYRICS

Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute, I’ll interrupt before you’ve done your spittin’
Serving you so good this scuffle will be dun...der mifflin
If you are not satisfied, I’ll continue attacking ya 
With bears, beats, and battle bars to rap at ya

Making it Rainn, that paper ream
Peep it on Peacock, they pay per stream
Your Planet Sheen cemented you as a fad 
A sitting wooden duck who couldn’t spend time with his dad

What an abomination. Your eyes and eyebrow placement
That’s the objective face of god awful animation
I’ve beaten machines, I’ll crush any electronic toy
So follow the procedure and runaway, rocketboy

Jimmy:
You’ve hit a new low - Leaping Leptons!
But like I’m in the warehouse peeping you’ll get caught
Even in your show you’re the butt of every Jim joke
So stroll me through the logic behind battling ‘gainst Jimbo


The win you own is sharing homes with Angela
Were manager, then the script scranton strangled ya
I find it funny you’re the one mocking my rockets
Cause no crash could be more awful than your office when Mike dropped it

So you’re amish but psychotic? At this point no one knows
This suck up turned sociopath to work plots for his show
But you weren’t working alone, that's why I shall propose
Maybe your farming roots put the Mose before hoes

Dwight:
False! But nice try using your five head’s entire mind
My rhyming's styled after Ryan - fire guy
Like Carl with your mom I can sense your thirst
Your third grade crush is bound to leave your bubble burst

Jimmy:
Your decline was worse, try to bare in mind this lesson
Keeping your work can’t stop a hairline recession
And after that show ended you dropped off like half your cast
Left you out to the dogs, so Goddard we gotta blast!

Central Rap Battles: Jimmy Neutron vs. Dwight Schrute

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Welcome back to another "Inside" Rap Battle of "Obscurity", this time it's a rap battle of the mascots. We have Larry the Lorekeeper of Decent PG Rap Battles and Heisenvinci of Gridline Rap Battles having their try at the mic. Hope you all enjoy!

Cast:
Shimario as Larry the Lorekeeper
RNG as Heisenvinci
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat mix by GamingPlush64
Characters by GamingPlush64 and Mr. Tibbs of GridLine Studios

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Heya, Vinci, I’m Larry, Vinci, I would show you round the area, Vinci
It’s just too bad this place is like your hairline, cause it’s barren, Vinci 
So wash up, cause that beard is Da Stinky (Hehe)
And based on the future I’m leading (ay)
Better run from this beating (ay)
Or I’ll show you why Patrick rebranded from PG 
So hats off, when it comes to the rap battle mascots, why I’ve been here to stay
You tried to follow a schedule, but one battle later you went “Heisenvinci away!”
Trans rights is what I preach (ay), but this time you better behave
Add your placement at the top to the list of things you can’t reclaim

Heisenvinci:
Heisenvinci, ride with blicky strapped to take this sucker out
I hear you own a library, so why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
Leave this bitch ass strung up so get that hand out your booty hole
Cause if that’s how you sound in the booth, no wonder everyone abandoned your studio
Smoke a green ass blunt as I steal this dub
When I leave you snubbed like it’s DR Month
Cause I come in packed with an AR, G
That’ll leave you trashed like your ARG
So maybe stop talking out of your ass and learn to fucking spit
I don’t know if you’ve heard buddy, but I’m the one who shits

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Well golly, seems you’re the spiteful sort, better not disrespect my title or
The next thing that you’ll need to be raising funds for is your gosh dang life support
A drunk fit is where you started, your off-the-wall humor was meant to falter
So senseless, I don’t even think Clinton Taylor would get you, Walter 
Played cat and mouse with the feds and got busted in a Starbucks sippin’?
Got your WiFi traced just cause you couldn’t stay off the Grid-mas 
Cosmic controller, all I need is the Doc in my folder to delete ya
So watch me terminate this Windows desktop - hasta la Vista

Heisenvinci:
Better seal those lips, bitch my fit is so god damn fly, I’m a bearded pimp
You had to rewrite your whole fucking universe just to get decent drip
I’ll be letting my shotty sing on top this beat, bitch you a mockery
Larry the Cucumber’s looking watered down, ERBoBotany
You’ll sleep with the fishes when I’m dropping trout
I’ll take this bore and add him to my body count
Once the people see how bad your face is busted
Even BTD won’t wanna #MakeItPublic
Left you eating a whole damn dust buffet on this track, brother 
Heisenvinci out, cause I’ve just made this your Last Supper (Oh!)

Ping Count: 40.

Larry the Lorekeeper vs Heisenvinci - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Dr. Horrible Voiced By Spidey Fam
Dr. Frankenfurter Voiced By King Mewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Epic-ly Ironic
Additional Help By Skitzy and Matt Raichous

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20You%20A%20Clown.mp3

Dr. Horrible:

This appeared as a moral dilemma
Two docs battling to see who’s better
But whether it’s against Hammer or a creep
Horrible’s got a Phd at dropping beats
Now this weenie might think they’re the belle of the ball
Truth is they’re just a mix of Shelley and RuPaul
So I’ll watch a dude fall, it’s a Brand New Day
I’ll stop you in your tracks, like my raps are a freeze ray!
These days you’re still hung up on a break up
Until you get horny: We should call ya Dr. Strangelove
Choose to play god to help ya get to third base?
But science can’t help get your teeth back in your face!
I leave the city shaking when I’m aiming laser cannons
Your evil plans were doing drag shows with Brad and Janet
Forcing cannibalism? You’re a disgusting foe
But you in lingerie was the real Horror Picture Show

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Was that it? My god, darling. Your raps are a mockery
The only time you flow gold, is when you fail a robbery
You’re boring me, there’s no defense against this Creature of the Night
Got so many horrid words for me, but I’m just a sweet Transvestite!
Like lightning, I’ll shock ya when the beat hits
You’re only a big shot when in a dream sequence
Claim you’re smarter, but each one of your machines blow
So I’ll pick this beef apart like it’s Meatloaf!
You whining to the camera got fans in an odd way
But your mini series couldn’t step to me on Broadway!
Getting nailed by Hammer, your life is a laugh
You’re the biggest freak to try to serve me since Riff Raff!
Like a van dash, you’re about to crash
Try to rap back when I split your ass into three acts!
And sure you’ve got your League seat, but there’s no envy
Able to steal millions; but couldn’t save a Penny

Dr. Horrible:

Go ahead and laugh. Yeah I’m funny guy
But that smile gets wiped when ya find that you’re gonna die
Your servants rose up, talk about cliche
Your style’s more washed up than laundry day!
I’m the peak of villainy, there’s no way to top me
You’re so pathetic, could get a better foe from Rocky!
The nightmare is real, I’m a lyrical king!
But even when you lose, I won’t feel a thing

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Billy! Don’t be silly! You’re really not being rational
You only took over the world, when your crush got took out by shrapnel!
Let’s do the Time Warp and take a look at your conception
The result of no budget and a strike’s intervention!
And even though originality was your only intention
There’s a certain Doctor Steel that probably would want a mention
Tried to save face and win this race but sadly just took a beating
You’re an insect and a massive waste of time, space, and meaning

Dr. Horrible Vs Dr. Frankenfurter - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Light_IWNL as Victor
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by Alen & ColeTheCole
Thumbnail by Alen
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Light_IWNL

(Intro)

Victor: WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Victor: I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

(0:06)
FAC RAP BATTLES
VICTOR
VERSUS
MUSCLE MAN
BEGIN!

(0:10) Victor:
Hey, Mitch. I’ve got a claim. You can tell me if it’s crazy.
I’ve a suspicion you’re an obese, lazy, fucking slacker baby.
This dumb, disgusting green fuck clearly doesn't belong;
You better leave. You'll sink the Tugboat if you're stayin' for too long.
I’ll break down your kart and give you a few gas leaks, 
My raps’ll heat you harder than the burns on your ass cheeks.
You can either take a punch or one of these verbal bombs.
I’ll be fucking you up harder than the trauma from Uncle John.

(0:31) Muscle Man:
I’m not fat, bro! Move elsewhere and shut the fuck up!
Don’t need to lift iron to crush every fish at the Thug Tug!
Honestly, your words couldn’t cut me if they tried,
I’ll have you floating up, maybe you could battle against Fives!
Leave you fried; serve your ass like a shift at the snack shack
If I wanted intimidation, I’d go to the forest for a lapse back
This your second fight? I think you should feel grateful, bro!
You’re appearing here more than you’ve appeared in your own show!

(0:53) Victor:
All you’ve here done is flex despite lacking the components.
Like, all it takes to leave this fat ass shaking is a donut.
You call yourself a prankster? You’re real far from the sickest.
This stupid fuck got trolled by a basic lottery ticket.
Oh, so you’re so strong? You sure lack the mental power.
I’ll leave this daddy-issued bitch crying again in the shower.
This dumb ass bombed at improv; get the mic out of your palms,
You know who else packs a fat, bomb ass? YOUR MOM!

(Victor punches muscle man in the stomach)

(OOUGGHH!!!!)
Muscle Man:
(Cough cough) .. Heh.. Nice try bro..
The best prank ever, ‘cause I totes deflected your blow, bro..
‘Cause when comin’ to fights, you should know I’m no slouch,
You’re sucking even more than I suck from my gravy pouch!
And that shit was so weak, like, do you even lift, bro?
I’ve felt rougher hits bangin’ to a Fist Pump gig, bro!
Throw this wack shit in the crash pit; acting tough? You ain’t worth shit
Beat Victor’s stupid ass; guess what? IT WAS WORTH IT!!

alen note: i'm so sorry this is the dumbest fucking shit we've made
i promise we're working on actual battles too

Victor vs. Muscle Man. Rap Battle #5

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Hi there!
So, today is my birthday and I decided to upload a match up that only I would want. I love schlock horror movies. I love Twisted Metal. So here's a schlock horror and Twisted Metal match up! A wish come true for me~

The Djinn Voiced By Freshy Kanal
Calypso Voiced By KingMewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous


BEAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=horNWCxKcYg



The Djinn:

In a time before time, I tortured souls for fun
So take notes from Needles Kane, and Run, insect. Run
Forget Barbara Eden and Will Smith. I’m not some genie to easily diss
So don't make a sound, don't make a move, and most of all...don't make me pissed!
A master of chaos, I’m pulling the world into darkness and slaughter
Despite what your causing, your most evil sin was the death of your daughter
While you turning whole cities to fodder, I command the powers that you borrowed
If your rotten comic was any to follow, the only thing William’s mastered is sorrow!
Your colorful car game crashed, smashed, your character turned into trash, fast
So despite Singletrak being past fads, they tried painting your series Black! (hack)
So before you try spitting back, maybe react to the fact you’re a bitch
Who lives in the Shadow of knowing his death was his daddy’s only wish


Calypso:

My Twisted Metal contest turned the City of Angel’s to rubble
All the city awashed with flames. So burning you is no trouble
I’m doubling up on the carnage with the High Octane I’m rocking on
I’m popping off, don’t need the nuke mobile for me to drop bombs!
You claim to be supreme, but still trapped in your jeweled prison
Think you’re a step ahead, but only free thanks to alcoholism!
While trying to rap is a given, facing me still seems quite obscene
Since I was twisting words years before you hit the big screen!
Tried getting appraisal from Alex, what a fallacy, she left you sobbing
The last time I saw a genie this blue balled, he was voiced by Robin!
Your quartet of films forgotten, tomatoes Rotten, out of luck
You’re so much of a clown, you should be driving the ice cream truck!

The Djinn:

Come now, you worm, you can think better things to diss
Or would you prefer I drag your soul to Hell to meet your sis!
Leave you dismissed like Sony, you’re just phony faux Loki
Oh if only, you’d have been lucky and they didn’t blow your chance at the movies



Calypso:

You demons are all the same, never realizing the cunning of man
I’ll have you under my control, just ask Black and Minion!
The battle draws to the close, This Djinn was burned by the devil
I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Calypso Vs Wishmaster - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Matt Raichous as Shaggy Rogers and Ron Stoppable

Beat by S!dek!ck
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

--LYRICS--
SHAGGY
Like, man, you think it’s hard to be a sidekick in the background?
Try being out on the frontlines when a monster comes around
I’ve seen millions of ghouls that make me wanna stop and vomit
Like that freaky hairless thing you like to carry in your pocket

RON
Hey! Don’t talk about Rufus when your dog is a doofus
Like Dr. Drakken, I’m ruthless, while your whole series is stupid
It’s useless to step up to the plate and face off with the Fearless Ferret
I saved the world from invasion, while you’re disappointing your parents
An iron stomach that couldn’t handle my naco
You’re not a hero, dude, I know it’s hard to swallow
But when all you do is follow, and never speak your mind
It’s like you’re in denial of the role you were assigned

SHAGGY
You think you’re, like, funny, but buddy, you’re witless
Your jokes are, like, ham-Fisted Monkey business
Nothing you do could be seen as comedic
Except for, like, anytime you get defeated
You live up to your name, Ron, cuz, like, you’re Stoppable
You’re never a threat, like, the weakest I’ve met, like, at best, like, you’re maybe an obstacle

RON
Can you think of anything other than to tell me I’m unfunny?
At least my jokes had a budget, you were eating all of your money
Your bars are redundant, just like your animation recycling

SHAGGY
I’ve held strong for decades, one movie sent you spiraling
Your Disney Channel live action got some really poor reactions
Used to be crafted with passion, now there's not even a fraction
Just dollar signs in the eyes of the guys behind the scenes
As your franchise loses everything by pandering to teens
You’re incompetent, Ron, you only ever win by accident
Give up and be a villain, that’s the only time you’re adequate
An actuary masochist, who just can’t seem to take a hint
Pathetic as a hero, like, your sister is a better fit
Go back to camp Wannaweep for a better chance at survival
Like, man, I’ve Gottagrin knowing you won’t get a revival 
Tangled in your mangled plotlines, like, it's gotta be painful
To put in all that effort, just to have your pants around your ankles

RON
Woah, dude, chill out, ‘cause you shouldn’t bring up losses
When you have four movies that all failed to make a profit
You’re still a stinkin’ hippie, when it’s rough, you get running
Looks like military schooling just wasn’t worth your parents’ money
Fifty years later, you’ve still got the same show, pacing and plotlines, and even the same jokes
How does the saying go? Don’t fix what ain’t broke, too bad your franchise is stale like it’s bread, though
This Mad Dog’s Barkin orders, cuz you’re baked and couldn’t make it
And you’re puffing out your chest, but the viewers know you’re faking
While the audience still loves me two decades later
The only one who loved you was an alien invader
And later, when you’re rebooted for the fifteenth time
The made up legends of your legacy are getting left behind

SHAGGY
All that strength, and you still need your girlfriend to defend you you
No matter what you do, you’re a buffoon in the end, dude
Mock me for my running, I’ll prove you’re the bigger coward

RON
And how’re you gonna do that?

SHAGGY
With one percent of my power! (Zoinks!)
Going Super Shag when I’m fast on the track
Try to roast me but everything you say falls flat
Can’t match my flow, like, you’re going too slow
Wanna go toe to toe getting dragged through your show
You fell into my trap, man, like, you’re the live bait
Let’s unmask this hungry horror and put an L on his plate

RON
Alright, we get it, bro, you’re fast, but that’s not always a good thing
No wonder Velma stopped shagging with you and kept looking
Now, you crossed the finish line, but you’re still the biggest loser
After all, brochacho, I’m Un-Stoppable! Booyah!

Shaggy Rogers vs. Ron Stoppable - Epic Rap Battles of Nostalgia

The re-remaster almost no one asked for has arrived!
JenniNoMRC as Cuphead
Shimario as Megaman
Beat produced by Audio Network
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Jason Carreon
Mixed by Serena, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Cuphead:
Well, golly! I didn’t expect this,
The devil added another metalhead to the checklist?
Then I guess I’ll wreck this, deflecting shots 
With a direct hit, send it in and “X” the box off
Think you’re on top? This snobby fellow’s not,
I’m beating demons, you’re over there stopping yellow blobs
Collecting contracts, and you look like a bonus
Though with your bombed franchise, you’re probably soulless


Megaman:
Better watch what you say, I’m defending humanity,
While you’re only saving souls because of your vanity
And your family isn’t happy ‘bout your gambling streak
Stop playing craps and see you’re causing actual calamities
It’s sad to see; (Yeah) and I know you’re tryna get rich,
But you didn’t need to sell your soul again to Netflix
Reckless, and you’re never getting on my level
Just a greedy delinquent that dealt with the Devil

Cuphead:
Created to achieve peace and preached it around,
Yet you’re still beating bots and sending them in the ground
And stealing their parts just to gain more abilities?
May have more powers, but no creativity


Megaman:
Ripped off my gameplay, bit off the same plate,
Tip off to save face, tipped off to break, hey!
Fad since the start, so I’ll take down your cards
And then I’ll show Chalice a real Super Art


Cuphead:
Well chum, I suggest you digress and then some
I’ve many awards, you can’t get one 
I bet guns won’t save you from losing a stock, and
You and your fans are living under a Rockman


Megaman:
Surprised you didn’t get your younger brother as a stand-in
My bosses are balanced, while all of yours are crammed in
Not one to meddle with, made of pure metal
And sent you back crying to Old Elder Kettle (AYY)



Cuphead vs Megaman - Rap Cypher #26

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

An old battle I wrote around 4 years ago that never got audio, so I decided to breath some life into it.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Voiced by: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

[Lyrics]
Godzilla:
America! You created this monster who is spitting sick
But seeing who I'm against, I thought I was hideous
It’s the king of Kaiju,malicious and viciously venomous
An overgrown zoo chimp against the reptilian ripping this
Film industry to shreds, Zilla’s far from dead
But when it comes to Kong, there’s Beauty in your deathbed
So keep climbing “king” but my height reaches no other
And the audience will be shocked to see you in red color

King Kong:
This sonic commotion woke me from across the ocean
I found a monster of a rip off who couldn’t afford stop motion
King of the kaiju? Please, Time for Kong to overthrow them
And leave you like the rubble you left in Tokyo, roasted!
You’re the people’s protectors, after you burnt them asunder
I was the one to protect her, when I dealt with all your brothers
So I’ll leave you wanna be komodo, solo in your verse
This audience agrees we don't want you to return.

Godzilla:
This monkey is nothing to me but a footnote
In a history of a king’s rule broken by broken bones
I’m the Universal threat, you're too small to be my equal
Your verse is horrid like your reboot, people are hearing evil!

King Kong:
You brought to the scene nearly dumb dubbing to reboot
200 hundred pounds of cliche is a cause of a law suit
You can miscredit me, like your director in power
But you rode off my tail, when I climbed cinema’s tower

[Vault] King Kong vs Godzilla

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

Welcome to Central Rap Battles! This is a fan-made rap battle series, created by Eric The Audible.

[Vault] King Kong vs Godzilla

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