Pirates G'na Pirate - Lebatard Show (produced by Sinima Beats)

Thank you to Dan Le Batard, John Skipper and the whole Meadowlark crew for keeping the show free!

Thank You, Dan (Yeti Blanc, Andrew Streeter, and Fleminem)

08) not a flex (foolish pride)

Not sure about you, but I think six weeks is just about enough wall-to-wall Michael Jordan documentary coverage/content for my liking (sports desert or not).

To the tune of "Mambo no. 5" by Lou Bega

Lyrics:


Twenty-three (and forty-five)
In a content desert, so come on let’s ride 
on the docuseries 10-parter
You know we gotta squeeze out all the juice
‘Cause right now we got nada
This thing ended just last night
But there must be more to analyze 
We’ll talk Jordan, MJ, Michael, The Greatest!
The Worldwide Leader’s got the latest:

A little bit of Michael on First Take
A little bit of Mike for Michael’s sake
A little bit of MJ on Will Cain
A little bit of Mike on Stephen A.
They’re gonna talk the GOAT on PTI
A little bit of Jordan, all the time
A little bit of MJ’s all we’ve got
A little bit of Mike, like it or not

Maybe a little MJ on GetUp
A smattering of Michael on The Jump
The GOAT debate again on Around The Horn
It’s gonna make ya wish you were never born
A little side of Michael with your lunch
I bet you wonder when this will be done
A little more Jordan in your face
I think I’d rather watch a NASCAR race

Jordan: All The Time

A song from Dan's perspective about every Tuesday with Greg Cote.

Lyrics:
Ladies and Gents, this is the moment I'm bracing for
Ten seconds till the show and he's walking all around the floor
He's gonna say some things that are so useless that I can't ignore
Wasting his breath, stealing my time, and all of my calm is left behind.
I can't fight it he's coming for me every Tuesday
I'm almost certain that he will not have a Back in My Day
I wore a clock! Can't he see the end is getting closer.
I give up as his incompetence is taking over!
For some reason, I will keep the invitation open.
It's a wonder; why I've given him so much devotion.
He only comes to get a click! His egos overloading
and I know that Cote's gonna kill the show!

When he's in front of a few hot mics and his headphones are nowhere in sight!
No matter what we do, he's taking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
We set him up to be a clown, and his son can't stop him now!
Try to say something new, he's talking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!

He's never gonna see the clock. He's not too good at listening.
Was he high at the MegaCast? We'll have to ask McGillicuty.
Either way, it makes me smile every time I see his face.
Then he takes it all away with another Lobos update!

When he's in front of a few hot mics and his headphones are nowhere in sight!
No matter what we do, he's taking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
We set him up to be a clown, and his son can't stop him now!
Try to say something new, he's talking over you.
He's gonna kill the show!
(You never know! You never know!)
He's gonna kill the show!

The Greatest Showkiller

[INTRO]
Dan, whatever
See how fast I run
Stu turn your headphones down a bit
This song is for anynoe
Who ate an onion and shouldn’t have listened…
 
[VERSE]
I sit back with these Bob Ryan stats and just laugh/
And Ortiz, I mean please, the hits weakened by being
Post-season and me I just...I just smirk
And besmirch all the work of Chric Bertish, the worst
I disburse all the merch and see Charlie he works...
And he's well…and he’s well ….his title is Geez/
Dan's tension just stepped on my sentence  
Getting this mess that’s from eatin’ this Mickey D’s under my desk and I pester guest meekfully (meekfully)
Now please come and sing with me, will you
A musical dome, When I’m Pipo I shout
In the streets Cafeicto, and Brisnon’s an-all-star
 I do not do efficiency (efficiency),  I can show you
A photo results from the luckiest ch-ch-ch
It’s not about instinct, It’s not what Mark Blinch thinks
I still can be friendly, when Cote was sick
To his belly, my seltzer remedied (now its empty)
Fake Jason is in me, So just get in Mickey
It’s limited Statham (Statham) on the air
I don’t care if Dan’s clear to be short I’ma stall you
Take calls on the lour, Casino and lawsuits/
And like Dr. Drew, Bald Eagle’s my wardrobe/
I’m faster than all you (all you), Fat Chris and Amin
They are not Billy G, its Luis…
 
[Chorus]
And I’m Gill, don’t you ever call me Bill/
If it’s buntin, then we know it’s Billy Gil
If its racing, you lose every day I win
Cote chokes I display a grin
'Cause  I’m Gill, don’t you ever call me Bill/
If it’s buntin, then we know it’s Billy Gil
If its racing, you lose every day I win
Cote chokes I display a grin

The Way Gil Is (Billy Gil The Way I Am)

[Hook]
Stu on another lie, Now I’m out another hundred
What’s he’s doing? Hidin’ money
What’s he’s doing? Hidin’ money
What I’m doing? Waitin’ on em
But he’s got lacrosse
Sports Bang is the company
And Weiner’s the boss
 
And I be buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
I be buntin’ like I’m Billy
I'm the, young Bunter
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
I be buntin’ like I’m Billy
 
 
[Verse]
Here's the thing, Roy hates it when I say
Can't start a single sentence without rambling for days
 And I’m, I’m standin’ by, Opening day
Tried to call a big fly but Dan swallowed my play
I gotta eat, yea eating like I’m eight
And on my birthday Donny T-Ball came to hate/
I ran track, if ya mans wanna race
I’mma run around and put Amin’s shame on the cable/
Paws Up!, and let me say
Where I’m from we see an Afilador every day
What’s that sound? Mike is back it
Throw a demon at me, I throw an angel back at em
And I’m Pipo, Miami Fanatic 
If I had that same boat, I could have paddled the Atlantic/
I got receipts, Dan you never know
They may come an audit taxes, I’m a psycho with a neuros(is)...
 
 
[Hook]
Stu on another lie, Now I’m out another hundred
What’s he’s doing? Hidin’ money
What’s he’s doing? Hidin’ money
What I’m doing? Waitin’ on em
But he’s got lacrosse
Sports Bang is the company
And Weiner’s the boss
 
And I be buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
I be buntin’ like I’m Billy
I'm the, young Bunter
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
Buntin’ like I’m Billy
I be buntin’ like I’m Billy

Suey Dan Lebatard

Buntin' Like I'm Billy [Gil] - (Stuntin Like My Daddy Parody)

I took my top off I'm Naked, I keep my socks on
I took my top off I'm Naked, I keep my socks on


I, I took my top off I'm naked, Chris 
I took my top off I'm naked

I took my top off I'm Naked 
I took my top off I'm Naked 
I took my top off I'm Naked 
I took my top off I'm Naked 
I took my top off I'm Naked, oh
I took my top off I'm Naked, ah
 I took my top off I'm Naked, yeah
I took my top off I'm Naked, yeah

I know the hippo gon' fine me, woof , I show stopped
I got Guillermo beside me, fake Stugotz 
I know the hippo gon' fine me, woof , I show stopped
 I took my top off I’m naked, but these crocks 


[VERSE]
Taco Bell,  Secret Meals/
I’m-a hide the trash and the details/
Keep J Ritter on my G-mail /
Ginger’s back Billy in this mean world/
My pal’s knows ponies winnin’ and sendin’  me bets/
Save my steps, Groceries carts get left/
Tyron Smith such a grown man/
I killed a segment with his own hands/
 


And now Dan’s out the booth/
walking me to first take, in a battery suit/
Save all that baby poop/
Til the diapers stop fitting through the chute/
Its true had a bag on my feet/
Garlic taste, I can feel in my teeth/
Sheesh, what I do this time?/
Walk through the sand, that’s how we do fines/
$91 dollars on a pie bill/ 
Keep it real with you, that was my bill/
I recede yall/
Yelling at a troll that he’s bald/
Twitch won I was P’d off/
Me and Roy had a sing off/
That was R. Kelly, 98/
Chris Karaoke I Delivered that poor/
That’s just vintage me/
The guy that makes reddit wish defeat, You can’t buy this glue/ 
Hit toy-boat toy-boat, you know how I do/
Two-words made the Lour cool (woo)/
Gotta pee swim around the pool/
Never had salad, but my shirts removed/
Naked Chris will never be without his shoes!/

Top Off (Naked Chris)

Yeti Blanc, Fleminem & I were asked to contribute to the "long version" of the stat of the day; a massive segment for the final episode of the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz that aired on ESPN Radio. 

This is what we came up with. Enjoy!

STAT OF THE DAY (The Long Version)

Pirate Radio

To the tune of "YMCA" by the Village People.



Lyrics:
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Sunday!

What we’ve all waited for, is this

Sunday!

Handing out the awards here on

Sunday!

In an ill-fitting suit will be 

Greg-o-ry Paul Co-te


That’s when

You’ll turn on the livestream to stare

Blankly

At Greg giving a speech

You aren’t even

In this fantasy league

But you still. won’t. want. to. miss. it...


The annual gala for

PFPI

Let’s have a party for

PFPI


Cheap mimosas be damned

This thing’s still in-demand

You should cancel all other plans


It’s the tradition of 

PFPI

Pro Football Predictions Incorporated


Oh, you have to be there

And pretend that you care

Or your bound to get a death glare

PFPI (featuring Yeti Blanc)

4x Suey Losing Parody Rapper .... I get the show

The Way Gil Is (Billy Gil The Way I Am)

FL3M