Thank you for having me again after yearsssss. Too much heat from this battle. gotta put my whole car in the freezer. Can’t wait for the other battles!

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Michael Myers - Fightmarker
The Immortal Snail - JustGamer

Written By: Michael Stark, JustGamer, Nooby, Swoldow EVGRB, 01Tyler10, Eric The Audible, Kamren the Person, Triple-Stabber, & Joosh

Produced By: Dansonn

Mixed & Mastered By: Fightmarker

Art By: Nooby & 01Tyler10

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Michael Stark

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Michael Myers
vs
The Immortal Snail
Begin!

MICHAEL MYERS
...
...
...
...

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
Now that Michael’s done with his warm up, this gastro-pog can escargot
You’ve been thirsting for the same girl since your twenties: Halloween H20
But if you’re tryna get lit, then I can spit some more fire
So go ahead and keep breathing on the mic, ASMyeRs
Your series started smooth, but now you’ve seem to have run your course 
How ironic Rob Zombie took your franchise and turned it to a rotting corpse
Got the conch shell drip, can't leave me stabbed in the back 
You’re more of a pussy than Mike Myers playing the Cat In The Hat 

MICHAEL MYERS
I’ve had it with your “tough schtick”, and they say I’m sluggish?
How are you acting so salty when you can’t even touch it?
Well this ain’t Christmas, but you better make way for this haunting slasher
People strategize to fight me, you’re put to rest with just a Saltine, cracker
I’m evil, and lethal, your attempts to cut me are feeble
Got sequels and prequels to make fans squeal, we’re not equal
I’m scary, you’re Gary, you just squirm there while I’m ruthless
Just another I’ve set ablaze- a second Dr. Loomis

THE IMMORTAL SNAIL
I’m surprised you wanted to fight me, didn’t shells make you blind? 
Now you’re tryna bust a rhyme? But you’d get your ass beat, you’re not that guy
I could just wait for your resetting timelines to kill you again 
Then maybe after one last damn retcon, Halloween can finally end…

MICHAEL MYERS
I got carved into horror by Carpenter, you just a stupid meme
Relevance barely getting by, by the skin of its Rooster Teeth
Just like all the memes before you, you’re completely forgettable
And your win’s like your whole existence, fully hypothetical


ANNOUNCER
Who was the slowest?
Who do you want to see battle next?
Well, you decide!
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see you next time!

Michael Myers vs. The Immortal Snail | SRB

Dr. Horrible Voiced By Spidey Fam
Dr. Frankenfurter Voiced By King Mewtwo
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Serena
Thumbnail By Epic-ly Ironic
Additional Help By Skitzy and Matt Raichous

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20You%20A%20Clown.mp3

Dr. Horrible:

This appeared as a moral dilemma
Two docs battling to see who’s better
But whether it’s against Hammer or a creep
Horrible’s got a Phd at dropping beats
Now this weenie might think they’re the belle of the ball
Truth is they’re just a mix of Shelley and RuPaul
So I’ll watch a dude fall, it’s a Brand New Day
I’ll stop you in your tracks, like my raps are a freeze ray!
These days you’re still hung up on a break up
Until you get horny: We should call ya Dr. Strangelove
Choose to play god to help ya get to third base?
But science can’t help get your teeth back in your face!
I leave the city shaking when I’m aiming laser cannons
Your evil plans were doing drag shows with Brad and Janet
Forcing cannibalism? You’re a disgusting foe
But you in lingerie was the real Horror Picture Show

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Was that it? My god, darling. Your raps are a mockery
The only time you flow gold, is when you fail a robbery
You’re boring me, there’s no defense against this Creature of the Night
Got so many horrid words for me, but I’m just a sweet Transvestite!
Like lightning, I’ll shock ya when the beat hits
You’re only a big shot when in a dream sequence
Claim you’re smarter, but each one of your machines blow
So I’ll pick this beef apart like it’s Meatloaf!
You whining to the camera got fans in an odd way
But your mini series couldn’t step to me on Broadway!
Getting nailed by Hammer, your life is a laugh
You’re the biggest freak to try to serve me since Riff Raff!
Like a van dash, you’re about to crash
Try to rap back when I split your ass into three acts!
And sure you’ve got your League seat, but there’s no envy
Able to steal millions; but couldn’t save a Penny

Dr. Horrible:

Go ahead and laugh. Yeah I’m funny guy
But that smile gets wiped when ya find that you’re gonna die
Your servants rose up, talk about cliche
Your style’s more washed up than laundry day!
I’m the peak of villainy, there’s no way to top me
You’re so pathetic, could get a better foe from Rocky!
The nightmare is real, I’m a lyrical king!
But even when you lose, I won’t feel a thing

Dr. Frankenfurter:

Billy! Don’t be silly! You’re really not being rational
You only took over the world, when your crush got took out by shrapnel!
Let’s do the Time Warp and take a look at your conception
The result of no budget and a strike’s intervention!
And even though originality was your only intention
There’s a certain Doctor Steel that probably would want a mention
Tried to save face and win this race but sadly just took a beating
You’re an insect and a massive waste of time, space, and meaning

Dr. Horrible Vs Dr. Frankenfurter - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Fight as Ninja (audio)
Chris as Ninja (video)
Carrick as Jimmy Neutron (audio)
Chris as Jimmy Neutron (video)
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Special Thanks to Ennway and Dilly

Jimmy: 
It is I! Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius!
Against an internet super star, but between us
You got your claim to fame, but I gathered more guys
I know you get mad, so take this with a pinch of sodium chloride 
Like McSpanky’s, serving you like snack food
Were your old streams in your basement or the back rooms?
If you think you can beat my mass intelligence, you’re a massive liar
You’re sucky-ness couldn’t be shut up with Ninja Pacifiers
Started cussing at kids, then meanwhile 
You started a habit of that creepy ass smile 
And tried intimidating your foes by building up tiles
But you could never scare me with that god awful freestyle 
You can’t impress me with that Fortnite skin
Jonesy with a hair swap: Overglorified drip
Fall harder than the SMP, so to beat me you’re dreaming
I’ll leave you crying more than when you’re accidentally streaming

Ninja:
Your show’s so drugged up, Sheen’s more like Charlie
Then Carl over here, looking like a dorky Chris Farley
The dude’s still hitting on your Mom, bro. 
Logo on your shirt ain’t neutron, that’s more fitting for Costco
Makes sense, that must be where you got your parent combo
Postman Pat and the woman dressed like Don Bongo
Gotta peanut for a head and hair shaped like ice cream
Lookin like you’d be bought with the sponsors of my live streams
Got expensive, then all the bucks you’re getting: gone
I’m making dough, you can’t even reach Jimmy Johns
You’re away from the dub, and that’s where you’ll stay at
I when I no scope headshot you, how’s that for a “brain blast”
You’re cooked medium, my rap beef is well done
Thinking your brains can beat me? Ok, Young Sheldon
It would be best to go back to your gadgets and toys, pal
Because me slaying your dork ass is just another victory royale

Jimmy:
Do you really think that taki talk was “seriously intense”?
Based on the age range you play against, you’re only cranking tens
Touch grass, wack ass, your screaming is baseless
Your lines seep through like the address of racists
If you wanna talk about hair, just know you’re full of shit
Because like talking about bullying, you’re a hypocrite 
I mean SHEEESH, look at your bright blue
Yet despite you, you’re used to 10 year olds that fight you
Go fuck yourself, in Fortnite chats spewing more shit
I’m tired of you, so I’ll end this beef officially 
You have the blue hair and the brains of the annoying orange 
You’re not Tyler Blevins, you’re a reverse Jofinity
Yet still can’t flame this mic, that’s quite sad bro
Even Redbull can’t hype up your wack flow
You’re Poki-mid, suing won’t improve your image
I mean it’s just a game-

Ninja:
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
(sigh) This is the shittiest reply ever, GOD DAMN, ugh
…
It’s not just a game because I’m not playing any
Talk about Fortnite kids, but I’m slaying plenty
I’m leaving you shitless, but there is something else you fear 
Money made production move less than New Years
Nowadays your 3D animation is doing nothing but aging
While the gamers I’m owning are doing nothing but raging
I get super drippy, that’s what Imma buy my loot for
While you can’t drip at all, with your clothes at the soup store!
You’re so fucking shitty, there’s just no fixing you
Verse was so off, you should want a Mixer too
Face me on the battlefield, I’ll just find you hiding 
I’m the Ultimate Gamer, you can call me Ninja, Gaiden
You and Goddard make 2 bitches, you dumb fuck
Fuck your FOP crossover, you can Dimmsdale Deez Nuts
I bet my relevance would die before you ever fire shots off
I just put you on blast, because I guess you gotta

Ninja (Tyler Blevins) vs Jimmy Neutron - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Welcome to the premiere of Citric Rap Battles! For this battle, the "Kings of Pop" take a crack at rap. 

Cast:
Swizkii as Coca-Cola 
Grasman as Pepsi 
Rayyan as Mountain Dew 
Snakebite126 as Dr. Pepper 
Javi-Kami as A&W 
Beats produced by Anywaywell & Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Oofie
Thumbnail by JK
Additional Help by Clarence the Duck & Nugget

Coca-Cola:
Coke's come to compete, combatting cucks with a catastrophic crunch
Pepsi presented piss-poor purchase pleas, once profits began to plunge
Started off as a medicinal tonic formulated by the late, great, John Pemberton
Taking a step into Atlanta, Georgia will result in Pepsiman's dismemberment
"Refresh Yourself", Pepsi, grab a pen, and note my capitalist coachin'
"Coke adds Life", Pepsi equals problems, from slogans to promotions
"Catch the wave", Pepsi's struggling to stay afloat upon the cola ocean
"How about a Coke?", we will always keep the soda scene in motion
"Taste the Feeling" of defeat, as thousands of bubbles bundle-up
"Enjoy Thirst" pursuing me, Pepsi will always be a runner-up

Pepsi:
Coke's chokin' from cola coercion, must be from the cocaine
Pepsi's packin' punches, dumpin' Kosher Cola down the drain
Created by Caleb B. in New Bern, North Carolina
Fun fact, Coke may be used as a poor man's spermicide! HA
Even your Polar Bear would say that your raps are "un-bear-ably" crap
Children glare at Coked-Up Cola Clause and refuse to sit on his lap
One of CC's secretaries sought to sell secrets to yours truly
She was devoid of Joya behind bars, for publicity? Absolutely!
The winner of the Cola Wars, Pepsi's got "more bounce to the ounce"
As the first product to use skywriting, our win is couched in the clouds

Mountain Dew:
MD's arrived to KICKSTART this battle with lemon-lime lines
Like Pemberton in the Civil War, Coke sides with the ill-advised side
The drink of choice for gamers, flavorful; I'll knock a bitch back
Against MAJOR MELON, my VOLTAGE leaves softies in PITCH BLACK
Pepsi, I'm flippin' sides like your name, and cutting off your LIVEWIRE
Made to relieve dyspepsia, but your verse shows your drive's tired
The gamer's gas station; turned to green with the stacks I'm making
Coca-Cola colored their CODE RED, in an endeavor to dodge taxation
They call me Mountain Dew cause I'm the peak of sodas
While cultural appropriation is your idea for promotion
Against BAJA BLAST bars, these old elixirs drown from flow
Thank you both for your service, but now MD's in control

Dr. Pepper:
"Just what the Doctor ordered" packin' 23 flavors of medication
The cure for your horrid raps, the prescription's your damnation
Mountain Dew lacks the game plan to bottle up and test me
You wouldn't be able to "do the dew", without support from Pepsi
Speaking of Pepsi, what were Boyd and Mack thinking?
When you launched a campaign to fill a gap in the market
Their profitable aim was to get African Americans drinking
But their racial discrimination, only painted you as a target
Coke, your presence pollutes the earth, in this battle we're at a standstill
With, all the cans that you produce, you're only at the top in landfills
DP proved it has the pep in its step to crush cans
Cause Alderton paved the path, all of you followed my tracks

A&W:
A&W's concluding the soft drink skirmish, forget about the ampersand
When it comes to serving Americans, Wright agrees I have the upper hand
Every year, MD introduces a new flavor and Coca-Cola changes its slogan
They desperately try to shake things up but they only catalyze implosion
Larry Culpepper claims to have invented it, but DP mastered the CFP
Crankin' out cash-grab commercials, but they still Can't Fucking Please
Without celebrity endorsements and product placement, Pepsi would no longer exist
Merging with food companies saved your ass, without them you'd be be left in CC's mist
I planted my roots in this battle and four overrated fates were laid to rest
Once I served up a frosty mug of facts, winning this fight was no contest

Coca-Cola vs Pepsi - Citric Rap Battle!

Andy Voiced By Matt Raichous
James Voiced By RaccoonBroVA
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By Matt Raichous



Beat: Lethal - Hard Dark Angry Trap Beat | Prod. By Dansonn Beats

Andy:

When it comes to reviews and reboots, this Psycho knows a lot.
I've witnessed previews and scenes, dude, threaded through boring plots
But the most drawn out of installment of any horror flop
Hasn't left me as cold as this guy's jokes and whole corny shlock!
Now, in ‘17, your little counting game had hit Youtube
And now you rely on Zoran and co for those extra views.
Can’t say I’m impressed by your resume. Your industry chops don’t mean shit to me!
Every word I say leaves you in Misery. While you would need triple the words just dissing me!
I fought with Jason, came face to face with a Myers’ knife
The biggest threats you’re facing are with those copyright strikes!
Leatherface must love James since he’s so bare-boned.
So treat your verse like your wedding and leave it postponed
And with these flows, I’ll leave you choked up as the plot thickens
The way you run from Thanks-killing 3, this turkey is more of a chicken!
No asylum can contain these insane flows when I’m spitting raw
Kill a beat so hard, you might as well give me that golden chainsaw!

James:

Hey there, it’s James A Janisse, and I’m here to say in the least
I’ve counted bodies, zombies and results of cannibal feasts
But I still can’t handle this geek, disgusting humor’s astounding
4 million subs still compounding! You have what, 50 thousand?
And I get bloody on tracks, it’s your Final Destination
So there’s no chance to attack the Youtube Horror sensation
DID jokes are what you’re based on, you’re a racist tasteless sleaze
And if you really want a face off, I would throw the nacho cheese!

Andy:

Andy? I’m scared. Hey don’t worry little buddy.
Yeah. Let me grab the mic. I can turn this battle bloody.
Don’t muddy up my intentions, I’m climbing the ranks to be your replacement
While you hide behind all of your editors, I’m working solo in my basement!
I’m roaring like Rex, my special effects give my videos magic
The fact that the fans stick around for you spouting numbers is honestly tragic
This has-been is getting the Boot. Gonna curbstomp your face to end ya.
I’ll see you in hell. And when you get there? Tell me Andy sent ya!




James:

Think I’m impressed? Your repetitive jokes are lazy and petty
Wanna spit sharp, but it seems you’re stuck wielding a dull Machete!
So just get ready, James is aiming to slay, you can’t recover
And I’m crushing you harder than a sequel to Last summer!
Your life is a bummer, your parents were glad to have leave you abandoned
But keeping their corpses? Now you’re just stealing from Norman’s canon
And live in fantasies of slaughtering your therapist
Forced to bandage up your face, since even YOU were too scared of it!
You’re claim to be unique but all he has going for him
Is another grumpy horror version of an Angry VGN
Fighting the villains? Seen it. Destroying the movies? Seen it.
But violating a pastry for laughs? We really didn’t wanna see it!
And I couldn’t imagine your shlock fest making an impact
Thinking your rep is intact? I’ll shatter you like a Mandy axe!
You describe yourself as a Maniac, so maybe take some advice
Retire from your tired shtick. It'd be the first time you did something nice.

James A. Janisse Vs. Andy The Maniacal Cinephile - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

This was planned for a video release on 26th April but it's being pushed back
Video Release => https://youtu.be/A5pPFvoykG4 

Chao as Jake Bressler
SuperDuper24 as Guy Dangerous
SPM1000 as Chrome DIno

Prod. by Beatg33kz
Mixed by jort
Art by Nooby & CreeperPasta

Jake (0:13)
I’m set to go and land some blows on a brandless clone of Indiana Jones
An animal that can’t handle foes, so no cranking flow cause in the end you’ll choke
Think twice before attacking me, guy
Another instance where I’m racking the grinds
While you’re more fit to go and drag each line
Like what you do with Android’s battery life
It’s no surprise my game’s preferred - simple gimmicks, that still gained some earns
Yours however, only raised concerns - both you and players keep making turns
I claimed my turf on the train I surf, you’re only a hit when tragedy strikes
So why not try to actually survive through your ups and downs, Gravity Guy
Got a story that planted its roots - you’re tripping on them when you’re letting loose
And while I get chased when I’m heading through - you can’t outrun a whole petting zoo
But judging from Imangi’s past endeavors, I doubt that you’ll last forever 
Compared to what my massed events earned, you’re whole shtick’s a Max Adventure

Guy Dangerous (0:53)
Think I’m shaken from the mayhem you're causing with your spray cans?
Quite amazed at what you’re saying, since I’m the one that you’ve been chasin’
Cause already you don't hold much weight
With the way you surf the subways
No need for the inspector to keep you contained 
So I’ll dish you out like I’m serving subways
How can you match against the classic
If scratches are all on the walls you’re tagging
So in this rap, just quit the capping, 
When it seems that tracks are all you’re dragging
No artifacts, those are the facts - and still claiming you’re better than my pace?
It’s hard believing that seeing your animated series, Jake and The Neverland Pirates
You claimed you’re more memorable, but - against me, you can’t hold up 
It’s obvious with your potential gone - firing shots to make your temples run 
So zip it with all you’d mumbled up, since your track record is already under, bud
With my skills unfurled on this Silver Surfer, makes sense you’re best is being the runner up

Jake (1:33)
You’re not harming me from what you’re spitting 
Another slip up like your monkey business
Can’t talk a good game if you’re such a bore 
So stick to being behind my hoverboard

Guy Dangerous (1:40) 
Think that you’re daunting me? frankly 
You’re no more than a wannabe Banksy
I’ll end this train wreck before he retorts
In this one-sided stomp like the Shorty Awards

Chrome Dinosaur (2:00)
So you guys resort to lines in wars as a sign of what you’re striving for
This dinosaur will wipe the floor when I’m smiting foes in this fight indoors
Tryna bite me? You’ve gotten close
But my style’s clean, monochrome   
I’m used to handling pricks often
So you’ll both be left beat when I’m hip hopping
Jake, you were known across the platform - with features nobody asked for
Then forgotten as soon as the ads formed, leaving it trashed like a crash course
And “Dangerous”, you need maintenance
When every sequel dropped was either fame or miss
With film delays and endless complainers
I may be the dino, but you’re Guy Endangered
You’ve been ran dry like my dessert so it's best you stop scrolling 
You’re no match against the most hard hitting T-Rex since Marc Bolan
Hardly noticed? clearly not, since sweeping this was an easy job
Ensuring that both your run and this track will finally reach its stop

Jake Bressler vs Guy Dangerous 2. 50-50 Rap Battle!

we are everywhere!
nEon as Kin Kid
Rayyan as Justin Y
Written by:M&Matt and WDRB
Mixed by:Jort
Beat by:Anywaywell

Kin Kid: 
Yay! I love rap battles! I finally get to rap one!
And not against that one fat guy from Danganronpa!
Wait, it's Justin? Why, I thought you’d be a bit meaner
But it's no surprise you’re tryna chew me out, Justin beaver
Its childish to argue, I got the best rhymes dude, im kinning psytube
While I never took a break, the constant comments sliced through you
I grow up to be This Man, of course i'm a better battle header
But tell me Justin, Why was the communities Better? 

Justin Y: 
So the son of some guy Rabi, is tryna rob the win?
Whose memes in frb are constantly left forgotten? (Shit!)
And like his first battle he's just a skeleton in a coffin?
So you turned Rabi to Robbie, and left your verse Rotten!
Your entire character is stealing shticks. How can you beat me?
Surprised you didn't start your verse like “I'm the NB MC”
Treating your raps like a game, no surprise its so low quality
So id say it's pretty fitting that your kinning for Baldi

Kin Kid:
Nobody wants to be friends, Logan has seen better days
He's the hacker, but you ending this battle? Justin Y-2k
Won't shutter in my boots, when we can just leave you blocked
A Ninja hiding from the public? What a shutter shock
Even at my youngest i've done a little bit of trolling
But commenting a few times left this ninja folding
Fitting your coming after me, a meme, when you only use
Reddit and discord, I just go in general to beat you

Justin Y:
You lost to rng, his bars cut clean, left you dead after his verse
I guess now your only ‘first” to the memes getting merced
Nobodies searchin' for this loser nerd kid, never in the spotlight
Fun fact: You fell flat, i'll cross you out, call me gridline
Just a mascot to the kings team, fitting you’ve been lyin'
They can't even use you right, think they will give a chance at fighting?
Rabi left behind for scraps, but even they are getting steady
Cant even go back to AvA they left you behind already

Kin Kid vs Justin Y-Rap Fight!(feat:nEon and Rayyan)

I've gotten a lot of amazing feedback from people regarding UGG vs GOI, and as such, I decided to get a remix of this battle(mainly from someone who is experienced at mixing lol).  Also new cover art bc why not. Enjoy the new mix! I know I do

(NEW) Credits:
Quizzique as Untitled Goose Game
RaccoonBroVA as Getting Over It
Writen by NateURB
REMIX by jort
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
Original matchup by king ducky(and not Grenade that little trickster)

Lyrics(in case you need em again):

U.G.G(V1-0:15)
It’s a lovely morning in the village, and you’re a horrible game
Who’s about to be slain when the geese come out to play!
Released 4 years ago and you only have one award to show for it?
The battle just started, and I already know my civilians are better opponents(hjonk!)
When I start to spit, you can’t get over these hits, bitch!
Send you back down to the bottom of the pit like your players did
Yet they kept playing you for some reason
And raging for Foddy’s entertainment
He urges to be more well-known but you need some knowledge of the basics
The people only care for the game itself, so get over it!

G.O.I(V1-0:45)
Silly goose! I own you. Try to beat me dude, you have some screws loose
All your awards are meaningless, but you call that a Breakthrough?
It’s disturbing seeing how your antics earned your game its profit
I mean honking and tripping over the elderly? How’s that for out of pocket
Once upon a time, people were delighted by your game’s features
But your controls are so wonky, the rocks I climb onto seem easier
I unite people when they stand tall, but you divide the citizens when they fall
In the land of overrated games, you’re the greatest of them all

U.G.G(V2-1:15)
I’m about to beat U, so say GG before you turn to shit
Now it's time to put “kill Diogenes” on my to do list!
Peace was never an option so now lets really get to exposing
Stuck in a leprechaun pot but how is it that my music’s the one that’s Golding?
You’re folding in this battle cuz I’m taking the golden crown with this victory
But given your mythology, taking Ls runs in your history!
Just Cause Foddy had a sad backstory doesn’t excuse this one error:
He took inspiration from trash games, but the result he made was no better
So shush peep, or you
Will sure steep into doom
You still haven’t learned, so let me assure you
Your game is more basic than Push Me Pull You!

G.O.I(V2-1:51)
Even if my game is basic, my fame is still competing with the best
While everyone played you two years ago and I haven’t seen you since!
With the people that review me, they know a good game when they see one
Always being compared to a Goat game but you know you’ll never be one
For a puzzle and stealth game, I expected you to be more challenging
People rage while playing me for days, Markiplier beat you in a live stream!
And it was foolish of you to think this legendary game could be rivaled
You can call me your creators because I just left this Goose Game Untitled!

Getting Over It vs. Untitled Goose Game- Extra Universe Battle! (REMIX!)

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5jb9Z7
POLL WILL END ON JUNE 11TH 2022 AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the first battle of a tournament put together by Chao (me) between 16 of the most overused/popular characters in the fanmade rap battle community! This is the first battle of round 1, between Bill Cipher and Minecraft Steve.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/TsrJGyZYHj

CREDITS:

Vladimyr P. as Bill Cipher
JustGamer as Minecraft Steve

Written by Chao, SuperGamerBro, Shimario, MasonG, SuperTamerDude, JustGamer, and Nekomancer Jade

Beat by Epistra

Demo by Shimario
Mixed by Vladimyr P.
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by MasonG

Edited by Stark Media


LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
So this randomizer brought me into the Battle of the Shapes
How lame! A piece of cake, let’s reshuffle! Where’s that time tape?
Now let’s check your mindscape, you’ve never met this kind of creature
You may have channeled Aquaman, but here’s Bill’s special feature!
Ironically, you’re the one who’s been invading children’s minds
I haunt dreams, you flaunt Dreams, and his cheating’s worse than mine!
I’ll return to the third dimension, stubby arms can’t pierce my eye
Smelt your stuff in Nether’s lava, you’ll say bye, gold, bye (HAHAHAHA)

Minecraft Steve:
Got 64 bits, can’t stack up when I rock the block
I’ll be knocking the sock operas off this fop who’s stalking tots (ay)
Seriously stop the talk, which you always overdo
Mock my fans, when it’s clear you’re also used to children playing you
I made it to The End, you couldn’t even conquer Oregon!
No Mystery this Hack is getting sent back to the void again
It ain’t just the one eye, my friend, you’re lacking some depth
Call me the mint when I’m leaving a bill chopped and hard-pressed

Bill Cipher:
!won flesruoy llik dluohs uoY, mayhem’s is what I’m about
Call it a square-off when I'm throwing low-poly posers out
But not even I could match the chaos your creator caused
My mans said “I’m not homophobic enough, I’ll just turn it up a Notch!” (hey!)
This is a joke! Like do you think that I can’t kill a miner? (hey!)
Get all my minions to rap, make this a bill cypher (hey!)
Living rent free in minds since BC, better fear me kid
Things tend to blow up when you try to undermine a pyramid

Minecraft Steve:
You ain’t a god, tell me, can you break Pines with your fists? 
Yeah I know you’re green with envy, this monopoly bill is worthless
I don’t fear a mid pyramid, you’re shaped like fucking pizza
This Swedish builder served your mom more balls than IKEA (AYOOO)
A dorito with another on his shoulder isn’t rapping great
I’ll tear that peeper off your face and use it to navigate
Your show sank when Hirsch left, while without Notch I still rose above
And now your sunken ship is another I’ve taken advantage of 


Thank you so much for listening! There are many more battles to come in this series, as this is just the first of 8 in the beginning round. Make sure to vote in the strawpoll at the top of the description if you haven't!

Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

Meta as Luigi
Azia as Nepgear
Written by: JK03
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by: Kustom
Cover Art by JK03

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ie6gsDjDsU222lK1xiGGjrrY7i5Rx5R_fSgMC-phIFU/edit?usp=sharing

Luigi vs Nepgear - JK's Rap Battles (ft. Meta & Azia)

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Bill Cipher vs Minecraft Steve - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

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