Elon musk. Vs Nikola Tesla. 

Elon:
Janice cancel my 4:30, guess I gotta take the floor, firstly
You don't step to the CEO than just step out of your verse, please
I don't just take dubs I make 'em you're getting played, I thought you'd learn from Thomas.
I’ll be sure to Paypal you for a new mic after I've dropped it

I’m Elon Musk soaring higher than space-x
Surpassing humanities boundaries while you and your relevance stay dead
I got followers and fame just from a pic of me getting wasted
You only got followers in nerds like you who’ll never get third base (DAMN)

I usually don’t take pity, see
But now I see a broke broken old man
Who died alone with no fans
With nothing but a pigeon in his family.

Tesla:

I’ve heard enough, pathetic, gimme the spotlight I invented
Descended, the God of inventions’ so prepare as im bouta present this

My talent is uncontested, left the blueprint for descendants
Solet me end this conflict with the power that I have transmitted

The father of the 20th, all your work just disappoints
So just stick tweeting about your precious Dogecoin

Now for you to get a woman? It's as easy as 123! 
But when they finished digging gold, they just had to leave!

So prepare for the bear with Siberian bars 
I’m Finessed and outta this world, call me Bruno Mars


Ahead of my own time, my inventions are top secrets
I changed history! Wario here made cars more hideous!

If I ever need to take a dump in my laboratory
I’ll use your puny space lab as my lavatory 

Elon:

Tesla, you may have paved the way for cool guys like me. 
But look at it this way, you caused Mark Zuckerberg to be!

It's the 21st century, so get back in line! 
 Your technology will be outdated in no time!

You were an innovator, but now we need something better, 
I named my company after you, But my cars are always greater

I’ve got the boring company, but your boring, with those lame bars 
spitting heat like my flamethrower, that’s even better on mars.


Tesla:

innovator creator, with fire disses like the wardenclyffe! wireless transmission, like grimes I’ll deliver with this sick riff 


You weren’t kidding when you said you were on a high mark, Smokin’ with Rogean, doesn’t make you Tony Stark! I spit hotter than than Venus,Your raps sound like barks? so let me turn off the lightbulb, and let it get pitch dark

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

Fight as Ninja (audio)
Chris as Ninja (video)
Carrick as Jimmy Neutron (audio)
Chris as Jimmy Neutron (video)
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Special Thanks to Ennway and Dilly

Jimmy: 
It is I! Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius!
Against an internet super star, but between us
You got your claim to fame, but I gathered more guys
I know you get mad, so take this with a pinch of sodium chloride 
Like McSpanky’s, serving you like snack food
Were your old streams in your basement or the back rooms?
If you think you can beat my mass intelligence, you’re a massive liar
You’re sucky-ness couldn’t be shut up with Ninja Pacifiers
Started cussing at kids, then meanwhile 
You started a habit of that creepy ass smile 
And tried intimidating your foes by building up tiles
But you could never scare me with that god awful freestyle 
You can’t impress me with that Fortnite skin
Jonesy with a hair swap: Overglorified drip
Fall harder than the SMP, so to beat me you’re dreaming
I’ll leave you crying more than when you’re accidentally streaming

Ninja:
Your show’s so drugged up, Sheen’s more like Charlie
Then Carl over here, looking like a dorky Chris Farley
The dude’s still hitting on your Mom, bro. 
Logo on your shirt ain’t neutron, that’s more fitting for Costco
Makes sense, that must be where you got your parent combo
Postman Pat and the woman dressed like Don Bongo
Gotta peanut for a head and hair shaped like ice cream
Lookin like you’d be bought with the sponsors of my live streams
Got expensive, then all the bucks you’re getting: gone
I’m making dough, you can’t even reach Jimmy Johns
You’re away from the dub, and that’s where you’ll stay at
I when I no scope headshot you, how’s that for a “brain blast”
You’re cooked medium, my rap beef is well done
Thinking your brains can beat me? Ok, Young Sheldon
It would be best to go back to your gadgets and toys, pal
Because me slaying your dork ass is just another victory royale

Jimmy:
Do you really think that taki talk was “seriously intense”?
Based on the age range you play against, you’re only cranking tens
Touch grass, wack ass, your screaming is baseless
Your lines seep through like the address of racists
If you wanna talk about hair, just know you’re full of shit
Because like talking about bullying, you’re a hypocrite 
I mean SHEEESH, look at your bright blue
Yet despite you, you’re used to 10 year olds that fight you
Go fuck yourself, in Fortnite chats spewing more shit
I’m tired of you, so I’ll end this beef officially 
You have the blue hair and the brains of the annoying orange 
You’re not Tyler Blevins, you’re a reverse Jofinity
Yet still can’t flame this mic, that’s quite sad bro
Even Redbull can’t hype up your wack flow
You’re Poki-mid, suing won’t improve your image
I mean it’s just a game-

Ninja:
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
(sigh) This is the shittiest reply ever, GOD DAMN, ugh
…
It’s not just a game because I’m not playing any
Talk about Fortnite kids, but I’m slaying plenty
I’m leaving you shitless, but there is something else you fear 
Money made production move less than New Years
Nowadays your 3D animation is doing nothing but aging
While the gamers I’m owning are doing nothing but raging
I get super drippy, that’s what Imma buy my loot for
While you can’t drip at all, with your clothes at the soup store!
You’re so fucking shitty, there’s just no fixing you
Verse was so off, you should want a Mixer too
Face me on the battlefield, I’ll just find you hiding 
I’m the Ultimate Gamer, you can call me Ninja, Gaiden
You and Goddard make 2 bitches, you dumb fuck
Fuck your FOP crossover, you can Dimmsdale Deez Nuts
I bet my relevance would die before you ever fire shots off
I just put you on blast, because I guess you gotta

Ninja (Tyler Blevins) vs Jimmy Neutron - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Welcome to the premiere of Citric Rap Battles! For this battle, the "Kings of Pop" take a crack at rap. 

Cast:
Swizkii as Coca-Cola 
Grasman as Pepsi 
Rayyan as Mountain Dew 
Snakebite126 as Dr. Pepper 
Javi-Kami as A&W 
Beats produced by Anywaywell & Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Oofie
Thumbnail by JK
Additional Help by Clarence the Duck & Nugget

Coca-Cola:
Coke's come to compete, combatting cucks with a catastrophic crunch
Pepsi presented piss-poor purchase pleas, once profits began to plunge
Started off as a medicinal tonic formulated by the late, great, John Pemberton
Taking a step into Atlanta, Georgia will result in Pepsiman's dismemberment
"Refresh Yourself", Pepsi, grab a pen, and note my capitalist coachin'
"Coke adds Life", Pepsi equals problems, from slogans to promotions
"Catch the wave", Pepsi's struggling to stay afloat upon the cola ocean
"How about a Coke?", we will always keep the soda scene in motion
"Taste the Feeling" of defeat, as thousands of bubbles bundle-up
"Enjoy Thirst" pursuing me, Pepsi will always be a runner-up

Pepsi:
Coke's chokin' from cola coercion, must be from the cocaine
Pepsi's packin' punches, dumpin' Kosher Cola down the drain
Created by Caleb B. in New Bern, North Carolina
Fun fact, Coke may be used as a poor man's spermicide! HA
Even your Polar Bear would say that your raps are "un-bear-ably" crap
Children glare at Coked-Up Cola Clause and refuse to sit on his lap
One of CC's secretaries sought to sell secrets to yours truly
She was devoid of Joya behind bars, for publicity? Absolutely!
The winner of the Cola Wars, Pepsi's got "more bounce to the ounce"
As the first product to use skywriting, our win is couched in the clouds

Mountain Dew:
MD's arrived to KICKSTART this battle with lemon-lime lines
Like Pemberton in the Civil War, Coke sides with the ill-advised side
The drink of choice for gamers, flavorful; I'll knock a bitch back
Against MAJOR MELON, my VOLTAGE leaves softies in PITCH BLACK
Pepsi, I'm flippin' sides like your name, and cutting off your LIVEWIRE
Made to relieve dyspepsia, but your verse shows your drive's tired
The gamer's gas station; turned to green with the stacks I'm making
Coca-Cola colored their CODE RED, in an endeavor to dodge taxation
They call me Mountain Dew cause I'm the peak of sodas
While cultural appropriation is your idea for promotion
Against BAJA BLAST bars, these old elixirs drown from flow
Thank you both for your service, but now MD's in control

Dr. Pepper:
"Just what the Doctor ordered" packin' 23 flavors of medication
The cure for your horrid raps, the prescription's your damnation
Mountain Dew lacks the game plan to bottle up and test me
You wouldn't be able to "do the dew", without support from Pepsi
Speaking of Pepsi, what were Boyd and Mack thinking?
When you launched a campaign to fill a gap in the market
Their profitable aim was to get African Americans drinking
But their racial discrimination, only painted you as a target
Coke, your presence pollutes the earth, in this battle we're at a standstill
With, all the cans that you produce, you're only at the top in landfills
DP proved it has the pep in its step to crush cans
Cause Alderton paved the path, all of you followed my tracks

A&W:
A&W's concluding the soft drink skirmish, forget about the ampersand
When it comes to serving Americans, Wright agrees I have the upper hand
Every year, MD introduces a new flavor and Coca-Cola changes its slogan
They desperately try to shake things up but they only catalyze implosion
Larry Culpepper claims to have invented it, but DP mastered the CFP
Crankin' out cash-grab commercials, but they still Can't Fucking Please
Without celebrity endorsements and product placement, Pepsi would no longer exist
Merging with food companies saved your ass, without them you'd be be left in CC's mist
I planted my roots in this battle and four overrated fates were laid to rest
Once I served up a frosty mug of facts, winning this fight was no contest

Coca-Cola vs Pepsi - Citric Rap Battle!

Hello Fellow Savage Battles/Jay Savage followers! welcome to another installment of my rap battle series "Savage battles" Himiko toga vs Harley Quinn who will get cut first? you decide! stay tuned for the video version on April 1st 🩸👅☠️


Beat by : Anywaywell
Subergirl As Himiko (audio)
Ally MuddyOrbs As Harley quinn (audio)
Mixed/thumbnail by Jort
Written by Jay Savage 
special thanks to : King ducky And Grasman
Art by Cole 


more battles soon stay tuned ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

 

Harley Quinn vs Himiko Toga - Savage Battles (Season 2)

ra
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get it cuz sizing up lol 

Lyrics:

Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*

Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-

Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID

Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating

Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake



Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!


Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord

Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao

Joltik vs Eternatus - Pokemon Rap Battle #13

JEFF: 
It’s the CEO of Amazon plus the richest man on earth,
I can tell by the way you waste money, your IQ is what you're worth!

You should purchase those rats you sell, to take care of this pest!
Better hope you have good luck, to get out of this mess! (Ohhhh)

Claiming good rhymes and bars? Not since HP Lovecraft
Has someone had trouble spelling out “war” or “Cat”

You dropped out of school? Ok, now drop a good rhyme! 
You got rich off of luck, didn’t earn a single dime! (Ohhh)

I got the Slick suit, and Lex Luther appearance
You got peasant clothing, straight outta the clearance

I’m slicker than you, even during my midlife crisis!
Cuz I’m beating this man, fast like my same day delivery! 

TIMOTHY: 

Make way, make way! For the thy bestest lord ever!
I’ll slay, I’ll slay! This washed up terror!

Saying I’m dumb? Well, look at my riches! (Ha)
I could make double of that, with your workplace conditions!
Do like your father, and just go back to the circus!
Cuz I see nothing but a clown, failing at his purpose!

I’ll tell you, Dr.Egghead, to hide away, you hack!
Do what I say, for I pull my musket and attack! (Saying ARGH! At the same time as he says attack )

Got my freedom suit on, like a true American patriot 
While one hurricane is enough to start the riots!

People like you, are the type to try to make me bankrupt, 
I swim in gold, you’re swimming in the debt that your company has brought!

JEFF: 

face it, Timothy, this will be the second time you die!
but trust me when I say, you won’t get away this time!

Like Jesus, man, your brain was split into fours!
Even on Audible, I never heard a story dumber than yours!

My flow is more fire than the Amazon forest, man!
With 2 day delivery, I could deliver more bed warming pans!

I made OVER BILLIONS, just working in my garage!
I wouldn’t listen to your book, a pickle for the knowing ones! 

If it weren't for Sam’ O Nella, you would have been forgotten!
Like I’m coming back from space, face the bars that I’m dropping!

Have a lookout for your win, they’ll be none, from what I’ve heard,
Check your ring doorbell, cuz I just delivered a better verse!

TIMOTHY: 

Disrespecting your superiors again, Jeffery?
I’ll have to pull out the ol’ cane for that Blasphemy!

And people do actually know me, you must be uninformed
Cause like the coal I sell, you’re getting burned

I’ll call you a continental dollar, cuz you're getting owned!
Struggling to beat Musk for the richest man’s throne!

You’re a wannabe- while I’m an OG, 
All I need to beat thee - is continental currency

Jeff Bezos vs. Timothy Dexter- Rap Battle! (Ft. Matt Raichous & KingMewtwo)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

King Tut vs Otzi ❰Rap Battle❱

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