GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

Elon musk. Vs Nikola Tesla. 

Elon:
Janice cancel my 4:30, guess I gotta take the floor, firstly
You don't step to the CEO than just step out of your verse, please
I don't just take dubs I make 'em you're getting played, I thought you'd learn from Thomas.
I’ll be sure to Paypal you for a new mic after I've dropped it

I’m Elon Musk soaring higher than space-x
Surpassing humanities boundaries while you and your relevance stay dead
I got followers and fame just from a pic of me getting wasted
You only got followers in nerds like you who’ll never get third base (DAMN)

I usually don’t take pity, see
But now I see a broke broken old man
Who died alone with no fans
With nothing but a pigeon in his family.

Tesla:

I’ve heard enough, pathetic, gimme the spotlight I invented
Descended, the God of inventions’ so prepare as im bouta present this

My talent is uncontested, left the blueprint for descendants
Solet me end this conflict with the power that I have transmitted

The father of the 20th, all your work just disappoints
So just stick tweeting about your precious Dogecoin

Now for you to get a woman? It's as easy as 123! 
But when they finished digging gold, they just had to leave!

So prepare for the bear with Siberian bars 
I’m Finessed and outta this world, call me Bruno Mars


Ahead of my own time, my inventions are top secrets
I changed history! Wario here made cars more hideous!

If I ever need to take a dump in my laboratory
I’ll use your puny space lab as my lavatory 

Elon:

Tesla, you may have paved the way for cool guys like me. 
But look at it this way, you caused Mark Zuckerberg to be!

It's the 21st century, so get back in line! 
 Your technology will be outdated in no time!

You were an innovator, but now we need something better, 
I named my company after you, But my cars are always greater

I’ve got the boring company, but your boring, with those lame bars 
spitting heat like my flamethrower, that’s even better on mars.


Tesla:

innovator creator, with fire disses like the wardenclyffe! wireless transmission, like grimes I’ll deliver with this sick riff 


You weren’t kidding when you said you were on a high mark, Smokin’ with Rogean, doesn’t make you Tony Stark! I spit hotter than than Venus,Your raps sound like barks? so let me turn off the lightbulb, and let it get pitch dark

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

Michael Stark as The Lean Monster
Light as Kool Aid Man
Written by Pixel Chris
Puppetry by Pixel Chris
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by Jort
Edited by Pixel Chris
Beat by 2Deep

THE LEAN MONSTER:
*sip* WOOOOOOO! I LOVE LEAN!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
And as I hop on a beat, I’m sipping something less sweet
But first I gotta make it complete, because it’s not concrete 
Gotta fucking mix the damn thing before I bring your defeat
Like the villain I’m based on, I’m straight taking over
And you’re taking blows or deep cuts till I’m sober
I drop shots lots, you’re more like “dot dot dot”
Sure you got products, but you’re not bought up

KOOL AID MAN:
OH YEAH, time for me to rip you apart
You should be in the military with all those Purple Hearts
That verse was weak, those bars don’t hit
While I’m eating you alive like a Carn-ivore-age
And now what’s worse is, I get the styrofoam cup
It’s still stronger than the foundation keeping you up
I live the jug life, not drinking your purple gas
Why don’t you lean over and battle byte my shiny, see-through glass

LEAN MONSTER:
That was aids, but not Kool: STDesert
I can sure as hell take on a kids section verse
I’ll leave you a short-tempered glass in a throw down
You don’t kill the mic, that would be a flashback to Jonestown

KOOL AID MAN:
Just look at my strength bud, this battles in my favor
You only got Purple, for me that’s just another flavor
I’m an icon, you’re keeping relevance barely
You’re looking like: Wanna Sprite, Syrup, and Ranch-berry?

LEAN MONSTER:
I love lean, but with your powder, cocaine’s a bit far
You’re only held by dumbasses like “Patrick that’s a jar”

KOOL AID MAN:
If we’re talking cartoons, you should’ve said sooner, bro
This is like Family Guy, but you’re sentenced to death in the courtroom (Oh)
I’m not even done now, don’t wanna hear you run mouths
I’m saving Mr. Peanut but putting you in the ground
Better drink than this bore hauls, while what I do in the court, ball
Don’t need to break the 4th wall, just to break the 4th wall!

LEAN MONSTER:
Speaking of balling, bitch you look like a toy hoop 
Your tropical flavors are dry, change your name to Fruit Loops
Lean’s more lenient than the drinks of this dipshit
Fuck your raps, rather hear the debates of the cup or liquid
So just let that sink in, like where you get your water from
Advertise being easy to make, then you fucking bottle em?
I’m pretty pissed off with all your bland shit
Make like the container you don’t use, and fucking can it!

KOOL AID:
Your chances of winning are zero, just do the math, bud
Your purple ass is less lean, more William Afton
Face it bro, you were just another passing fad
You got me like OH NO, but I just broke through you, OH YEAH

Lean Monster vs Kool Aid Man - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Fight as Ninja (audio)
Chris as Ninja (video)
Carrick as Jimmy Neutron (audio)
Chris as Jimmy Neutron (video)
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Special Thanks to Ennway and Dilly

Jimmy: 
It is I! Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius!
Against an internet super star, but between us
You got your claim to fame, but I gathered more guys
I know you get mad, so take this with a pinch of sodium chloride 
Like McSpanky’s, serving you like snack food
Were your old streams in your basement or the back rooms?
If you think you can beat my mass intelligence, you’re a massive liar
You’re sucky-ness couldn’t be shut up with Ninja Pacifiers
Started cussing at kids, then meanwhile 
You started a habit of that creepy ass smile 
And tried intimidating your foes by building up tiles
But you could never scare me with that god awful freestyle 
You can’t impress me with that Fortnite skin
Jonesy with a hair swap: Overglorified drip
Fall harder than the SMP, so to beat me you’re dreaming
I’ll leave you crying more than when you’re accidentally streaming

Ninja:
Your show’s so drugged up, Sheen’s more like Charlie
Then Carl over here, looking like a dorky Chris Farley
The dude’s still hitting on your Mom, bro. 
Logo on your shirt ain’t neutron, that’s more fitting for Costco
Makes sense, that must be where you got your parent combo
Postman Pat and the woman dressed like Don Bongo
Gotta peanut for a head and hair shaped like ice cream
Lookin like you’d be bought with the sponsors of my live streams
Got expensive, then all the bucks you’re getting: gone
I’m making dough, you can’t even reach Jimmy Johns
You’re away from the dub, and that’s where you’ll stay at
I when I no scope headshot you, how’s that for a “brain blast”
You’re cooked medium, my rap beef is well done
Thinking your brains can beat me? Ok, Young Sheldon
It would be best to go back to your gadgets and toys, pal
Because me slaying your dork ass is just another victory royale

Jimmy:
Do you really think that taki talk was “seriously intense”?
Based on the age range you play against, you’re only cranking tens
Touch grass, wack ass, your screaming is baseless
Your lines seep through like the address of racists
If you wanna talk about hair, just know you’re full of shit
Because like talking about bullying, you’re a hypocrite 
I mean SHEEESH, look at your bright blue
Yet despite you, you’re used to 10 year olds that fight you
Go fuck yourself, in Fortnite chats spewing more shit
I’m tired of you, so I’ll end this beef officially 
You have the blue hair and the brains of the annoying orange 
You’re not Tyler Blevins, you’re a reverse Jofinity
Yet still can’t flame this mic, that’s quite sad bro
Even Redbull can’t hype up your wack flow
You’re Poki-mid, suing won’t improve your image
I mean it’s just a game-

Ninja:
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
(sigh) This is the shittiest reply ever, GOD DAMN, ugh
…
It’s not just a game because I’m not playing any
Talk about Fortnite kids, but I’m slaying plenty
I’m leaving you shitless, but there is something else you fear 
Money made production move less than New Years
Nowadays your 3D animation is doing nothing but aging
While the gamers I’m owning are doing nothing but raging
I get super drippy, that’s what Imma buy my loot for
While you can’t drip at all, with your clothes at the soup store!
You’re so fucking shitty, there’s just no fixing you
Verse was so off, you should want a Mixer too
Face me on the battlefield, I’ll just find you hiding 
I’m the Ultimate Gamer, you can call me Ninja, Gaiden
You and Goddard make 2 bitches, you dumb fuck
Fuck your FOP crossover, you can Dimmsdale Deez Nuts
I bet my relevance would die before you ever fire shots off
I just put you on blast, because I guess you gotta

Ninja (Tyler Blevins) vs Jimmy Neutron - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Welcome to the premiere of Citric Rap Battles! For this battle, the "Kings of Pop" take a crack at rap. 

Cast:
Swizkii as Coca-Cola 
Grasman as Pepsi 
Rayyan as Mountain Dew 
Snakebite126 as Dr. Pepper 
Javi-Kami as A&W 
Beats produced by Anywaywell & Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Oofie
Thumbnail by JK
Additional Help by Clarence the Duck & Nugget

Coca-Cola:
Coke's come to compete, combatting cucks with a catastrophic crunch
Pepsi presented piss-poor purchase pleas, once profits began to plunge
Started off as a medicinal tonic formulated by the late, great, John Pemberton
Taking a step into Atlanta, Georgia will result in Pepsiman's dismemberment
"Refresh Yourself", Pepsi, grab a pen, and note my capitalist coachin'
"Coke adds Life", Pepsi equals problems, from slogans to promotions
"Catch the wave", Pepsi's struggling to stay afloat upon the cola ocean
"How about a Coke?", we will always keep the soda scene in motion
"Taste the Feeling" of defeat, as thousands of bubbles bundle-up
"Enjoy Thirst" pursuing me, Pepsi will always be a runner-up

Pepsi:
Coke's chokin' from cola coercion, must be from the cocaine
Pepsi's packin' punches, dumpin' Kosher Cola down the drain
Created by Caleb B. in New Bern, North Carolina
Fun fact, Coke may be used as a poor man's spermicide! HA
Even your Polar Bear would say that your raps are "un-bear-ably" crap
Children glare at Coked-Up Cola Clause and refuse to sit on his lap
One of CC's secretaries sought to sell secrets to yours truly
She was devoid of Joya behind bars, for publicity? Absolutely!
The winner of the Cola Wars, Pepsi's got "more bounce to the ounce"
As the first product to use skywriting, our win is couched in the clouds

Mountain Dew:
MD's arrived to KICKSTART this battle with lemon-lime lines
Like Pemberton in the Civil War, Coke sides with the ill-advised side
The drink of choice for gamers, flavorful; I'll knock a bitch back
Against MAJOR MELON, my VOLTAGE leaves softies in PITCH BLACK
Pepsi, I'm flippin' sides like your name, and cutting off your LIVEWIRE
Made to relieve dyspepsia, but your verse shows your drive's tired
The gamer's gas station; turned to green with the stacks I'm making
Coca-Cola colored their CODE RED, in an endeavor to dodge taxation
They call me Mountain Dew cause I'm the peak of sodas
While cultural appropriation is your idea for promotion
Against BAJA BLAST bars, these old elixirs drown from flow
Thank you both for your service, but now MD's in control

Dr. Pepper:
"Just what the Doctor ordered" packin' 23 flavors of medication
The cure for your horrid raps, the prescription's your damnation
Mountain Dew lacks the game plan to bottle up and test me
You wouldn't be able to "do the dew", without support from Pepsi
Speaking of Pepsi, what were Boyd and Mack thinking?
When you launched a campaign to fill a gap in the market
Their profitable aim was to get African Americans drinking
But their racial discrimination, only painted you as a target
Coke, your presence pollutes the earth, in this battle we're at a standstill
With, all the cans that you produce, you're only at the top in landfills
DP proved it has the pep in its step to crush cans
Cause Alderton paved the path, all of you followed my tracks

A&W:
A&W's concluding the soft drink skirmish, forget about the ampersand
When it comes to serving Americans, Wright agrees I have the upper hand
Every year, MD introduces a new flavor and Coca-Cola changes its slogan
They desperately try to shake things up but they only catalyze implosion
Larry Culpepper claims to have invented it, but DP mastered the CFP
Crankin' out cash-grab commercials, but they still Can't Fucking Please
Without celebrity endorsements and product placement, Pepsi would no longer exist
Merging with food companies saved your ass, without them you'd be be left in CC's mist
I planted my roots in this battle and four overrated fates were laid to rest
Once I served up a frosty mug of facts, winning this fight was no contest

Coca-Cola vs Pepsi - Citric Rap Battle!

Hello Fellow Savage Battles/Jay Savage followers! welcome to another installment of my rap battle series "Savage battles" Himiko toga vs Harley Quinn who will get cut first? you decide! stay tuned for the video version on April 1st 🩸👅☠️


Beat by : Anywaywell
Subergirl As Himiko (audio)
Ally MuddyOrbs As Harley quinn (audio)
Mixed/thumbnail by Jort
Written by Jay Savage 
special thanks to : King ducky And Grasman
Art by Cole 


more battles soon stay tuned ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

 

Harley Quinn vs Himiko Toga - Savage Battles (Season 2)

JEFF: 
It’s the CEO of Amazon plus the richest man on earth,
I can tell by the way you waste money, your IQ is what you're worth!

You should purchase those rats you sell, to take care of this pest!
Better hope you have good luck, to get out of this mess! (Ohhhh)

Claiming good rhymes and bars? Not since HP Lovecraft
Has someone had trouble spelling out “war” or “Cat”

You dropped out of school? Ok, now drop a good rhyme! 
You got rich off of luck, didn’t earn a single dime! (Ohhh)

I got the Slick suit, and Lex Luther appearance
You got peasant clothing, straight outta the clearance

I’m slicker than you, even during my midlife crisis!
Cuz I’m beating this man, fast like my same day delivery! 

TIMOTHY: 

Make way, make way! For the thy bestest lord ever!
I’ll slay, I’ll slay! This washed up terror!

Saying I’m dumb? Well, look at my riches! (Ha)
I could make double of that, with your workplace conditions!
Do like your father, and just go back to the circus!
Cuz I see nothing but a clown, failing at his purpose!

I’ll tell you, Dr.Egghead, to hide away, you hack!
Do what I say, for I pull my musket and attack! (Saying ARGH! At the same time as he says attack )

Got my freedom suit on, like a true American patriot 
While one hurricane is enough to start the riots!

People like you, are the type to try to make me bankrupt, 
I swim in gold, you’re swimming in the debt that your company has brought!

JEFF: 

face it, Timothy, this will be the second time you die!
but trust me when I say, you won’t get away this time!

Like Jesus, man, your brain was split into fours!
Even on Audible, I never heard a story dumber than yours!

My flow is more fire than the Amazon forest, man!
With 2 day delivery, I could deliver more bed warming pans!

I made OVER BILLIONS, just working in my garage!
I wouldn’t listen to your book, a pickle for the knowing ones! 

If it weren't for Sam’ O Nella, you would have been forgotten!
Like I’m coming back from space, face the bars that I’m dropping!

Have a lookout for your win, they’ll be none, from what I’ve heard,
Check your ring doorbell, cuz I just delivered a better verse!

TIMOTHY: 

Disrespecting your superiors again, Jeffery?
I’ll have to pull out the ol’ cane for that Blasphemy!

And people do actually know me, you must be uninformed
Cause like the coal I sell, you’re getting burned

I’ll call you a continental dollar, cuz you're getting owned!
Struggling to beat Musk for the richest man’s throne!

You’re a wannabe- while I’m an OG, 
All I need to beat thee - is continental currency

Jeff Bezos vs. Timothy Dexter- Rap Battle! (Ft. Matt Raichous & KingMewtwo)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

Battle Introduction: Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. For our RBW special, we have the bane of my existence, the Rap Battle Ninja going up against the new Slenderman of rap battles, The Zodiac Killer. In a battle of two cypher makers, who will out puzzle who? 

Rap Battle Ninja: 16 9 24 5 12 - 3 8 18 9 19
The Zodiac Killer: RNG
Beat: Anywaywell
Written by JustGamer
Mixed by: Zagranis
Cover art by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Rap Battle Ninja: 
Yo it’s the rap battle ninja….hopping in on this beat ya
Let the games begin as I start to confuse this freak I’m 
just here to have some fun with making puzzles and decoding words
Guess you’re another one of my clients, cause now you’re getting served
I could write your rhymes for you, I’m quite fluent on how to spit 
A verse by you would probably end up on my top 5 worst of all time list 
Your scrappy scrabble puzzles can’t possibly match up to my operations 
Let’s hope that the Zodiac speaks better than his other rap battle iterations

A shadowy killer with a greater plan for all of man?
Does that make you the Unabomber or a member of the Ku Klux Klan?
Your case disappears every couple of years and slips right from the public’s eye  
But I go away for a couple days and the masses go “LMAO bruh reply”

The Justin Y. of FRB is here smack you verbally 
Your confirmed count of kills is more murky than your identity 
Even Walk is trying to psychoanalyze me and my penwork  
And I don’t need a bullet when it comes to making heads hurt
You’re losing this so badly that you’d wish you were Ted Cruz
I’ll let loose on this unknown dude who left all his threads loose
Not me though, I could murder this track and not leave a trace
But I’ll leave with this win inside the bag you use to hide your face 

The Zodiac Killer:
A legend like myself is bound to get some copycats 
But I’m not shocked you only fired blanks in that shotty rap
You’re laughable as a Riddler wannabe, but I don’t even care
Bring another sock along, I’m used to murdering pairs

An internet ARG interested in FRB
But the only flow you had was the flow of new members to the crew of King Ducky
Between costumes and solving codes, one thing separates me from this fake
So listen closely when I say this: I don’t make mistakes. 

I’d love to end this cypher now and simply gun this hack
But my bullets would be wasted on this kid in an Among Us mask
The sharpest wit that you could spit can’t compare to the edge of my knife
But I’ll make sure you’re well acquainted when I drag you to the afterlife  

The letters I write ought to hit, but it seems you’re the opposite
Of course a sneaky ninja can’t make himself seem prominent 
Fact is it’s embarrassing you probably know the origin of that bar
Cause referencing others work is all you’ve really done so far
Chandler, Gizmo, GnomeYT, I don’t care for your identity
Cause when it actually gets leaked, people won’t care in just a week
Another community sock that gets boring after a second
This California Killer sent you to the Golden Gates of Heaven

Ninja (Tyler Blevins) vs Jimmy Neutron - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

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