Second time listening to this episode and I have to comment - you guys are not the only ones who find the "come round here, go round there" bit funny, I'm dying LOL 😂 and it killed me the first time too lmao

FUCKING HELL LADS!!!! I live nearby Cricket st Thomas and my god that was a real flashback! Thank you!!! I got to meet Mr Blobby when I was 4 and Mrs Blobby fed the sealions at the show the day we went. I also remember a nightmareish NoddyLand section that they had - you had to walk through the Goblin's Cave first to get there!!! ill see if i can dig up any footage or photos we had of the place.

aaaww sorry im not popular yet XD need more female guests?

Ohh mate that's some ASMR stuff right there

Richard Brandoff, patron saint of tat & misogyny, & absolute best character ever.

Join Paul and Eli on a merry adventure as they travel to a part of Eli's childhood... Brent Cross Shopping Centre. What soon begins as a wistful journey soon descends into shouting, arguing in stores and attempting to make the best of a boring situation. However, a chance discovery leads to a very happy ending for Eli whilst Paul sees his worst fears realised. They're on the Road to Brent Cross, why not tag along?
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Ep 104: MallTwats

Paul & Eli accidentally invent a new, terrible game show idea in episode 106. Hopefully, the rules are too awful to make it a recurring feature. Consider this another warning! Elsewhere in this edition of the world's most brilliant economy comedy podcast, the cheapshow boys learn about the Tooth Gremlin, delves into some Sex Shop flavoured "Tales from the Shop Floor" and try to telepathically communicate during a very special "Price of Shite".
Hold on tight, this is an odd one... and Paul "may" be hung over.

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Ep 106: "Bet Your Spunk!"

It's been a big old year for the CheapShow chaps, so they are going to celebrate Christmas in style... with an elaborate, no expense spared, all star Christmas office party... Which goes about as well as you think. Paul is drunk and rude, Eli is sober and angry and no matter how hard they try, they can't keep their "celebrity friends" for interfering. So pour a festive drink, relax and join the party. There's a bit of Chas N Dave, crackers to pull, food and drink to devour, presents to give and a finale which promises to be amazing... but ultimately isn't. At all. Cue fights, rants and tears before bedtime!

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Ep 107: The Office Christmas Party

We were warned there were more stories to tell. We knew it wasn't over. We were promised something more bizarre than The Brookeside Tiger... and we think we got it, whether we like it or not! With thanks to @VGBasementUK we've got another delightful/terrifying tale from the mind of "Derek" and this one, for reasons you will soon find out, we've called "The Bone Hoover". Elsewhere in CheapShowVille, we take on the 3rd most popular "packaged crisps" in the UK: McCoys and we wrap the segment up with a extra fiery finale. Along the way, discover new "committees" forming within CSHQ, find out what made Paul nearly barf and gasp as we learn the truth behind Mr. Benn. Get comfy, this is a long one!

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Ep 119: Bone Hoover

"Ello, ello, ello! What's all this then?" In this week's economy comedy podcast, Paul & Eli play as Cops & Robbers in a shabby, confusing race through the streets of London... Kinda! It's another Gannon's Golden Games segment as they get to grips with the classic chase game "Scotland Yard". There is also a bumper edition of Silverman's Platter which contains an energy saving anthem, a sickly ballad sung by a green duck, a monkey calypso and an 80s Saturday Morning TV show's crack at the music charts. It's quite packed... And that's without the fact we discover "knock off" copies of our famous CheapShow characters, discuss a rather meaty topic in Tales from The Dancefloor and a quick dash of Shop floor story antics too.  Enjoy!
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Ep 120: Leaving Mount Grotpants

It's time to get your pimp on! Your Noodle Pimp on (whatever that means)! This week, Paul takes another magical trip to Eli's "Country Urban Noodle Testlab (Kitchen)" to get a lesson in how to spice up a regular, boring old instant noodle. The results may surprise you. Elsewhere in the world's best economy comedy podcast, there is a full fat edition of "The Price of Shite" that bounces from kitchenware, 70s nostalgia and classic BBC Radio 4 comedy. This is also the episode where Eli thinks podcast content is just saying the names of pop stars he recognises and where Just A Minute becomes an impromptu round of "Don't Get Mad"!

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Ep 121: Noodle Pimping 101

In this week's episode Paul and Eli discover <FZZZZT> Incoming Transmission <ERROR> ...Our last ever episode will <ALT DIM 2569> It's another episode of the economy comedy podcast! <ERROR> This week, Gannon and Biffo once again look at another strange book called <EDIT> which will get you clenching! <FZZZT> ...and in another Gannon's Golden Games, we investigate "Dark Tower" and ponder, "Is this the best Charity Shop Find ever on CheapShow?" <DARK TOWER> ...As well geriatric erotica, hiding amongst wax works and how your anus can help you be happy! <RETURN TO ALT DIM 001 PRIME>
<END>

With very special thanks to Rich Wentworth and The Hadron Gospel Hour Podcast 
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Ep 123: Episode 46: Dark Tower

It's the Podcast Event of the Year! 
It's the first (possibly) CheapShow Choice Awards 2019, as voted for by the CheapShow audience. So this is all your fault! Join Paul and Eli at the "Spoff & Pickle Pub" for an awards show with a difference. It's crap. The guests are angry and trapped in the toilets, the booked entertainment is horrific, the hosts are incompetent and the categories are contentious. If you thought this show was going to be "star-studded" and "glittering" you are quite, quite wrong!
Strap in for a night JUST like the Oscars.... Long, boring, self indulgent and soul crushing.
With special guest appearance from Stuart Ashen, Paul Rose (Mr Biffo), Ash Frith and a cast of familiar, repulsive characters!
Welcome to The CheapShow Awards 2019! 
We apologize in advance.

MASSIVE UNDYING THANKS to Rhianan MacDonald (skyegirl1998) for putting this all together and spending WAY too many hours listening, reviewing and collating the award result.

WARM THROBBING THANKS to Tony (@Vorratonn) for the amazing podcast logos and awesome episode art
And finally HUGE thanks to @Ashens @AshFrith @MrBiffo for their appearances!

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Ep 124: The CheapShow Awards 2019

After a few extraordinary weeks, it's back to the usual, humdrum, regular old CheapShow format... No wacky characters (well...), no crazy sound effects (kinda...) and lots of bickering, fighting and laughing (the same old, same old). In this week's episode, Paul and Eli discuss the awards fallout, take a trip down memory lane discussing Frank Sidebottom, force down some Turnip Juice and lament the loss of the Human Toilet from London Streets.
Nice. Simple. CheapShow.

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Ep 125: The Human Lavatory

CheapShow has often been described as a little bit "random", so let's go full on random by introducing a BRAND NEW FORMAT (that definitely isn't ripping off other similar ideas on YouTube)! Paul & Eli delicately introduce the "Random Craptor (Pick N Mix Edition)" this week in an effort to spice up the show. It really doesn't work. There are 8 mystery objects in a bag that  will be randomly investigated based on the whim of the Spinning Wheel of Tat. Only five items will get to see the limelight, but which five? Suffice it to say, as a result, the cheap chaps will wrap their tongues around "Mr and Mrs Egg", taste a fizzy cola treat, slurp on Yogurt Jelly and go full on filthy with an explosive, bawdy finale... and there is an all new "Tales from the Dance Floor" too... Which is nice!

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Ep 126: Random Craptor

This week, CheapShow HQ makes the following statement:
"Paul Gannon would like to formally apologize for his behaviour in this week's episode of CheapShow. Despite arranging a delightful trip to "flexi disc" land in Silverman's Platters and discovering a fun video game based board game... Paul sadly ruined it all. Ruined it because he decided to taste the "Green Wine".
Please do not drink what Paul drinks this week. And please don't try what you hear at home.  We are trained unprofessionals.

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Ep 127: Green, Green Wine

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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