I bet it was a lot of Champion the Wonderhorse and King of the Rocketmen serials type stuff.

PAUL SHUT THE FUCK UP.  He's honestly the worst when he loses.

Maybe it's because Paul & Eli are tired, maybe its because the early dark nights stir something within them or maybe it’s because their guest forgot to turn up for the recording, either way, the Cheap Chaps are in a proper mood this week. It's a big old chunky episode with TWO big competition segments. In The Price of Shite, tempers and passions flare up when Paul & Eli come to a head over the (always shoddy) rules! Paul reveals how much he hates monkeys and Eli revels in his memories of late night, low budget TV shows. Later in the episode, it's time for another Gannon's Golden Games. In this edition they tackle "Mike Reid's Pop Quiz" board game which takes them on a trip down the "1980s Radio DJs" rabbit hole. Please brace yourself accordingly.

We just hope The Queen and Sarah Greene never listen to this week's episode! PLEASE don't tell them!

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Ep 257: Plop Quiz

Special Guests: Sooz Kempner & Chris Stokes

It's time for CheapShow's first ever proper "crossover" episode with another podcast. On this illustrious occasion, Paul & Eli are joined by the hosts of mystery/booze hybrid show "Mystery on the Rocks" with comedians Sooz Kempner and Chris Stokes. How good are Chris and Sooz at solving a crime themselves? Well, they're going to find out as the Cheap Chaps have a crime waiting to be solved and a load of cheap and nasty cocktails to guzzle down too! To make matters worse, they have just ONE HOUR to crack the case, which may be easier said than done when they foursome barrel down avenue after avenue of tangents, arguments and asides! How do weird dreams inspire us? What's it like caressing a whale's penis? What's all this about Chris' schoolfriend AND what nearly got Eli expelled from school? We think Chris and Sooz may not actually want to find out! But you might! Listen now! 

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Ep 259: Mystery On The Clock

All the plans are thrown out of the window this week when the planned "walkabout" episode is postponed because Paul can't "walk about". As a result, the Cheap Chaps have thrown together a makeshift episode that we hope brings you some pleasure. Unlike Paul's back. With Paul in pain and Eli in charge, it's going to get pretty messy. The CheapShow email inbox reveals a new Tales from the Shop Floor, a strange and dangerous story... which sadly devolves into trying to define what "shotgunning" a toilet really means. Meanwhile, two very familiar voices pop up when it's time to play "Off Brand/Brand Off", but what's been going on with our two favourite fugitives? OH! Paul also got a TENS machine to help ease his agony, but will he entrust its power to Eli? You're going to have to listen to find out!

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Ep 260: Swear Tennis

Paul & Eli are back in the House of Mash & Egg for another, simple, regular, no frills, super normal episode of CheapShow. This week, the cheap chaps dive into Eli's record collection to uncover a new charity shop purchase. If you are too young to remember, you'll have no idea what "Buzby" is. To be fair, Paul and Eli don't really remember it either, but it brings them back around to talking about Bernard Cribbins, which is nice! He seems nice. If you have ever wondered what a 1970s promotional pop single for the national phone service sounds like, you'll find out in this week's podcast. In fact, if it wasn't for Eli's instance that Paul tries some hot sauce and chili candy, this would be quite the musical episode! Are you ready for "Fizzy Gravy (The Cod Song)"? You won't be!

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Ep 264: Buzby Time

It’s a question that’s often been asked in CheapShow’s 6 years of existence, “Who is more stupid, Paul or Eli”? This week the answer can finally be revealed because that answer is “Both of them. Both are stupid”. Saved from last week’s Black Bin Bag of Mystery, the Cheap Chaps have fished out a book from the 1970s called “Boiling Water In A Paper Cup”. It’s packed with puzzles, games, riddles and Paul and Eli attempt to answer some of the more unusual challenges in the book. It does not go well! In fact it’s quite embarrassing. For both of them. The idiots. Elsewhere in the podcast, it’s time to dive into the post box and pull out a brand-new Tales from the Shop Floor. In this edition, there is a terrible tale of store wars as two competing music shops battle to the bitter end. It’s more economy comedy goodness. Join us!

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Ep 266: Store Wars

For kids of the 1970s through to the late 90s, Saturdays were defined by their morning children’s TV programming. Whether it was BBC or ITV, you could expect 3 hours of cartoons, interviews, games, prizes, sketches and all kinds of edutainment. This week on CheapShow, Paul & Eli decide to find out which of the early, classic shows was the best. After scouring charity shops and auction sites, the Cheap Chaps have collated a collection of Saturday Morning TV tat, from books to novelty records! Based on the quality of this merchandise, they’ll decide which show reigns supreme. However, there is a problem… There is TOO much to talk about and investigate, so they’ve decided to split this quest into two parts. In Part One, Paul & Eli will look at the pioneers of those early broadcasts, Tiswas (from ITV) and Swap Shop (from the BBC) and see what they had to offer. As they will find out, there are surprises in store, quaint old practices to admire, weird stories to gawp at and dull tales to tolerate from a young Noel Edmonds. It’s a show packed with nostalgia, stupidity, and the usual upsetting and vulgar tangents.

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Ep 267: Saturday Morning Showdown Part One

After the last few weeks of hardcore retro TV nostalgia, Paul and Eli are back to doing what they do best… Whatever that is! This week, Eli was promised snacks and noodles, and this is exactly what he is getting. There are unusual snacks to enjoy, odd drinks to try and not throw up whilst drinking and a trilogy of cup noodles to slurp down. Eli is over the moon. Paul, as ever, not so much! He does not care for the snacks, can’t keep the drinks down and all he wants to do is crack wise and create another batch of horrible new characters. This episode doesn’t quite come off the rails, but Paul tries his best to derail Eli’s excitement… Which isn’t that hard considering the repercussions from Eli’s confession last week! Find out what that is in this week’s cheap and cheerful episode.

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Ep 269: Porky Broth

Sorry. It’s not our finest hour this week, we realise this. Our usual high standards were not met and what should have been a fun and fresh Price of Shite turned into an utterly embarrassing mess. Things were said, regrettable actions were made and as a result, we feel we have let you all down. We ask that you take this episode as an example of what not to do in a podcast. Please learn from our mistakes. We hope you can accept our apology and we will try to be better next time. But then, some of you like car wreck s***shows, so maybe this is one of the better episodes? Who knows? We are not the ones to judge. Please enjoy. Please.

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Ep 270: A Dark Day

Coming Up, This Week on CheapShow TV

Sunday: Juicy Jeremy’s Jalopy
Jeremy is back to take us on a global tour of soft drinks, usually aided by soda pop obsessed guests.

Monday: Inchman V Beanus
The debate of the century continues as 2 intellectuals battle it out for mental supremacy. Who will be crowned the victor? Beanus or Inchman? Find out this Monday!

Main Feature:
Paul and Eli are joined by Mr Biffo (Paul Rose), Octav1ous King and Ethan Lawrence for another manic, raging and ill-thought edition of CheapShow TV.
This week, Paul hosts 2 games for our teams to battle over:
Pointless: The popular TV show about getting the least known answers.
The Generation Game: The iconic show of families and parlour games.
Who will win? Who will lose? Who will scream at Paul the loudest for being a lousy game show host?
Find out in Part One of CheapShow TV

Saturday: Willy Wanka’s Countryphile
We’re back on the farm with Willy for more probing questions from everyone’s favourite animal lover!

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Ep 272: CheapShow TV 2022 Part One

Coming Up, This Week on CheapShow TV

Saturday: Pop Knob with Johnny Banter
Discover the latest hot, edgy, young musical stars of tomorrow with hyper trendy host, Johnny Banter. Wow, it’s the coolest pop show on telly!

Sunday: Fat Sow and Mr Drop-Bear’s Insult Hour
It’s the TV event of the decade as two of the internet’s favourite insult wizards generate more foul thoughts to members of the Great British Public

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It’s time for the final showdown, as Team Bifftavious faces off against Team Ethi Gum, but only one of them can win.
Paul leads the teams in another round of The Generation Game and then through a whole episode of Family Fortunes! It’s retrotellytastic!
Who will reign victorious?
Find out in Part One of CheapShow TV

Teaser: The Great British Squish Off
We close the programming for the day with an exclusive clip of the second series of the mega hit “Great British Squish Off”. Will Madam Ladyplops and Squishy Jim retain the crown from a new batch of competitors?

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Ep 273: CheapShow TV 2022 Part Two

WARNING: On this week’s edition of the podcast, in the Tales from the Shop Floor segment, Paul reads out a letter that some may find gross, disturbing and stomach churning. At least Eli did when he heard it! So, bear that in mind as we launch into yet another week of economy comedy madcap stupidity. If you can make it through the TFTSF section of the show with the contents of your stomach still inside you, there are more cheap thrills to enjoy. Paul also has a new Gannon’s Golden Games to show off and it’s a great one! Grab your socks, fill them with oddities and see who can pull out the designated object first. We’re having a Sock Race! What begins as a cheeky bit of silliness soon becomes an angry shout fest when Paul realises that he may be utter crap at this game… Much to Eli’s joy! 

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Ep 277: Sock Race

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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