You realise there was a series of RTS games in the 90's right? Same engine as Command & Conquer

Not sure if you two chaps read the comments on here, but I highly recommend this truly bizarre and wonderful record from the late 60's -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsrcKN5WOqc

Enough is enough! We have to end this relationship with Noel Edmonds, one way or the other... and it's not going to be pretty! Paul and Eli finally lift the flaps of Britain's most infamous and cuddly light entertainer's private life and get stuck into some of the more untoward parts of his career. Hopefully we may never need travel back to Crinkly Bottom again. However, it's not all Noel talk this week, in fact you get a healthy dose of regular CheapShow content for your troubles. We are promised some "pet corpse" stories and BOY do we get some. Paul gives himself over to Jimmy Biscuits and pays the price. Eli reveals something shocking that could ruin the cheap eats section of the show forever and a slanderous theory is put forward as Eli gets off on Noel's balls.
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Ep 88: The History of the Noel Part Two: Enough is Enough

Apparently, Eli thinks there is not enough love for celery! That's where episode 89 begins and only gets more bizarre! We returns to the world of dead animals in Tales from the Shop Floor and the return of CSI: CheapShow Charity Shop Crime Scene: Dead Pet Edition... which will definitely be a spin off one day. Sadly. There are more cheap eats to "enjoy" that takes us from lemon biscuits to cock-like chilli gummies via clumpy pork cracklings. Finally, it's a trip through history as we hear about some of the past's worst misers and imagine making a very expensive phone call. It's all the fun of the fair in what ONE iTunes 1 Star review says "is just swearing!" Is it? Well, yes...

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Ep 89: The Strange, Lonely World of the Miser

It's been a long time coming, but we are returning to "Life Hacks" in this week's episode. However, we asked our audience to suggest them and, well, we may have made a mistake. Eli is especially critical of some of them, so apologies in advance. We do, instead, discover 3 simple phrases to live by and uncover a creepy little perk Eli is willing to offer if you see him DJing.
So what else happens, then? Elsewhere, Eli is HEAVILY censored, we taste test two exciting Instant Noodles, become befuddled by some Morons from Outer Space vinyl and remain shocked by a game changing gaff in The Price of Shite!
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Ep 90: Three Simple Phrases

There has been a murder at Tudor Mansion! Who was it? Where was the crime committed and with what object? If that all sounds familiar, then that's because it's Cluedo, innit? In this latest episode of CheapShow, Gannon gets another Golden Game to add to his collection, and this isn't any old Cluedo! No. This is Cluedo SFX!! Which means it's fancy. Who will win? The answer maybe slightly anti-climatic. Also, it went on for AGES, so be prepared for a few artistic edits! Elsewhere in this economy comedy podcast, Eli brings you a disco hit from the DEVIL, we hear a range of "music" from 80s DJ Steve Wright and dive headfirst into a long anticipated "Off Brand/Brand Off". Topic: Biscuits. It's pretty hardcore round here, mate!

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Ep 92: Without A Cluedo

It's been a long time coming, but CheapShow is finally returning to a much loved format, and hoping not to cock it up a second time! The cheapshow chaps are escaping the confines of the House of Pickles and venturing out into the "real world" to take on a brand new Car Boot Challenge! This time, Paul & Eli are joined by fairweather co-host Ash Frith and his "associate" to see what treasure they can find amongst the trash. The Destination: Trumpington Park & Ride Car Boot Sale, just outside Cambridge. The Challenge: Find 3 "quality" items with a budget of only £10. The Game: It's Ash vs Eli with Paul judging the outcome! What will happen in this ALL BETS ARE OFF edition of the economy comedy podcast?
Warning: May Contain the word JUMBLE
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Ep 93: The Car Boot Sale Challenge 2

Following the terrifying events of episode 94, normality almost returns to CheapShow. We deliver a new Tales from the Shop AND Dance floor, Mi Casa/Su Casa pops up just in time to help calm the frazzled nerves and there is even time to finish off those delicious American Cheap Eats... However, when the CheapShow Chaps decide to play a board game based on the BBC TV show "Dragon's Den" a dark cloud once again emerges from the depths... However, this time it comes with a peace offering... But can it be trusted?

Find out in this 'ere episode!

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Ep 95: Dragon's Den

It's time to take a chance, roll those dice and see what madness is unleashed as Paul & Eli return to the Story Cubes. Don't say you've not been warned! Over the course of this week's episode, Eli chats to God about his soul, a sheep gets a call from it's bank, a young boy finds his "crying tree" and the world is introduced to Mr Cunnyhole... You wish it hadn't!
Other than that volatile stupidity, you can expect some more juicy Tales from the Shop Floor, a disco flavoured Silverman's Platter and yes... those ruddy story cubes!

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Ep 97: Return to Story Time Hell

What happens when you inherit a title in the UK and become gloriously rich? Why, you start building tunnels of course! That way you don't have to deal with people. Simple! This is certainly what William John Cavendish Cavendish-Scott-Bentinck, 5th Duke of Portland did. The idiot. Paul & Eli look at the Duke's strange life and along the way bash a few Fraggles, find a kinky use of a letter slot and take a ride on the chicken train! If all that is too high brow for you, don't worry, the Cheap Chaps also look at the character creation process of the podcast and take a pop shield free trip to Eli's Country... no sorry... Urban Noodle Kitchen. It's gonna get spicy!

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Ep 98: Underground Chicken Train

So, it's Halloween again is it? All ghosts and ghoulies and all that jazz... We are keeping it simple this year. Just a collection of cheap trick r treat candy, a few spooky tunes, a horror comic to read... and a mysterious piece of parchment with a terrible power... Nothing special at all!

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Ep 99: Tales From the Crapt

It's finally here! We somehow managed to make it to our 100th episode... So we thought we would go all out and put on an epic live show! It features all your favourite CheapShow segments, a few of those so called "characters", a couple of surprises and a "star studded" cast featuring Ashens, Mr. Biffo and fairweather co-host Ash Frith. It's big. It's loud. It's cheap!
Warning: May contain pickles.

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Ep 100: The Live One

Join Paul and Eli on a merry adventure as they travel to a part of Eli's childhood... Brent Cross Shopping Centre. What soon begins as a wistful journey soon descends into shouting, arguing in stores and attempting to make the best of a boring situation. However, a chance discovery leads to a very happy ending for Eli whilst Paul sees his worst fears realised. They're on the Road to Brent Cross, why not tag along?
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Ep 104: MallTwats

CheapShow is a comedy podcast all about getting the very best out of the worst! Be it Poundlands, Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales or Bargain Bins, hosts Paul Gannon & Eli Silverman poke around in the corners of the high streets and internet to find treasure in the trash.

One week it could be a studio based show, the next, a live comedy event. It could even be a location report or a scripted adventure! A few things it is, however, is rude, crude, silly and drizzled in pop culture, nostalgia and plenty of verbal violence!

It has guests, videos, songs, reviews, games and dares.  We apologise in advance!
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