Mental Scrub of Joy!

Side effects may include:
	•	uncontrollable silliness
	•	involuntary toe tapping
	•	spontaneous mouth dancing
	•	temporary detachment from adult seriousness

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“I built that sound on purpose — not random.
I asked: what feels pleasurable to say?
Hard K’s. Long O’s. Underused Z’s and V’s.
I wanted to create something people could feel in their mouth — not just their ears.
That’s where ‘Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!’ came from.
It was hiding in a story I wrote, and I was like —
nah… people gotta see you.
You’re too good to be tucked away.”

Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!

Every track I drop carries the pulse of something unheard—something alive.
I’m not just here to make songs.
I’m here to give life to lyrics.

My artistry spans across disciplines—music, performance, and visual design. I’m pioneering a new art form, one the world hasn’t seen yet. That reveal is coming. For now, it’s the music that leads.

What you’ll find here:
🎤 Multigenre shapeshifting — glam rock grit, hip hop dexterity, bars that hit, and vocals that channel divine feminine energy
🧠 #LyricAcrobatics — clever, fast, layered lines that flip expectations and still land clean
🎧 Raw emotional resonance — tracks tested live with real people, sparking real reactions

This isn’t studio hype.
This is on-the-ground energy.

A song like Ain’t It a Thing gets claimed as a personal anthem before the first chorus finishes.

A lot of my lyrics are talk-to-text—because finally the technology’s caught up to keep pace with the flow that fires out of my mouth. Some bars don’t even make it in, because they hit too fast or the mic missed them. That’s how quick it comes. If another app interrupts, I lose a gem. Still, the track lives—and it hits.

Anyways… I wanted something that’s never been done.
I wanted something new and fresh—so I made it.
And I’m proud to share it with you.

When the time is right, I’ll show you the next dimension of what I’ve built.
Until then, follow the art. Tip the artist. Support the mission:
coff.ee/christopherdyer

Welcome back to Neverland.
We missed you.
Come out and play.

Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!

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