Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!

A curated collection from a ghostwriter for his imaginary friends —
but not the ones you grew up with. These voices go hard.

This redefines imaginary friends — not as make-believe, but as multidimensional personas with bars and purpose.

It redefines black-and-white — not as limitation, but as structure. As truth.

Every track is intentional. Every voice is designed.
Welcome to the architecture.
Welcome to Show and Tell.

Show and Tell

Is the anthem of a glam band you’ve never met—one you wanna shout the lyrics with!
This is great to wake up to if you need something to help you bounce out of bed or rebound and get the pep back in your step.
The rubber ball is resilience incarnate, and the lyrics invite you to stretch the metaphor beyond the ball.
It’s bold. It’s catchy. And it’s got that bounce-back spirit baked right in.

🎧 Press play. Get loud.
Let “Splat” do what it does best.

Splat

Glam rock baby! 
Splat gave you “the anthem”
The lady in the yellow dress gives you “the girl”

The lady in the yellow dress—
she’s the free spirit.
The one who’s not in the love games…
and loves all the same.
She’s a delight.
And she might just sweep you off your feet.
Warm like the sun,
and feels like home.

Under a starry night
when the weather is just right,
on a quilt laid out—
where the wish you make on a shooting star
is for a kiss.

But here’s the truth:
It’s a different kind of free love.
Because even if I didn’t get the kiss?
This would still be a night
I’d never want to miss.

Lady In The Yellow Dress

Glam rock marches on!
You got the anthem.
You got the girl.
But what kind of glam rock would this be if I didn’t give you “the rebel”?

Black Sheep Sunshine is from the rebel who still loves.
I thought I was the black sheep…
Turns out, I was just the first one to lead people out of the dream that was never theirs to begin with.

Shine your own way.

Black Sheep Sunshine

The voice of a soul that waited patiently for a mouthpiece.

This track finally gives sound to lyrics that had been waiting to breathe.

It blends emotional honesty with lo-fi soul, inviting listeners into a space where clarity meets rhythm.
It’s not technically a rap… but it’s got bars, bruh.
And damn — she can sing!

Ain’t It A Thing

Mental Scrub of Joy!

Side effects may include:
	•	uncontrollable silliness
	•	involuntary toe tapping
	•	spontaneous mouth dancing
	•	temporary detachment from adult seriousness

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“I built that sound on purpose — not random.
I asked: what feels pleasurable to say?
Hard K’s. Long O’s. Underused Z’s and V’s.
I wanted to create something people could feel in their mouth — not just their ears.
That’s where ‘Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!’ came from.
It was hiding in a story I wrote, and I was like —
nah… people gotta see you.
You’re too good to be tucked away.”

Drumbelina just made her debut — and she’s killing it with remixes of Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!

🎧💥
Drumbelina:

“A one, a one, two… F, K.
I’ve always wanted to say that.
HERE WE GO!!!”

Sound Tunnel Remix now live.
Time to get tubular.

Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!! (Drumbelina Sound Tunnel Remix)

🎤 Drumbelina (grabbing the mic):

“Okay, this isn’t like EDM Survivor, right?
This is just a normal island — we’re here to have fun?
Cool. Just checking.”
(crowd laughs)
“Now listen — we can’t go full tiki, y’all know what that sounds like.
But we’re not gonna knock where we’re standing either…
So let’s blend this bitch!!
Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!”

🎧 [drop hits]
🌴 Island Remix begins

Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!! (Drumbelina Island Remix)

The lyrics may be written one way —
but the track doesn’t care where your mind thinks a thought should end.
Shit’s layered, player.
This one’s meant to be heard.
#BarsBruh

Welcome to the haunting at the end of the ghost

Every track I drop carries the pulse of something unheard—something alive.
I’m not just here to make songs.
I’m here to give life to lyrics.

My artistry spans across disciplines—music, performance, and visual design. I’m pioneering a new art form, one the world hasn’t seen yet. That reveal is coming. For now, it’s the music that leads.

What you’ll find here:
🎤 Multigenre shapeshifting — glam rock grit, hip hop dexterity, bars that hit, and vocals that channel divine feminine energy
🧠 #LyricAcrobatics — clever, fast, layered lines that flip expectations and still land clean
🎧 Raw emotional resonance — tracks tested live with real people, sparking real reactions

This isn’t studio hype.
This is on-the-ground energy.

A song like Ain’t It a Thing gets claimed as a personal anthem before the first chorus finishes.

A lot of my lyrics are talk-to-text—because finally the technology’s caught up to keep pace with the flow that fires out of my mouth. Some bars don’t even make it in, because they hit too fast or the mic missed them. That’s how quick it comes. If another app interrupts, I lose a gem. Still, the track lives—and it hits.

Anyways… I wanted something that’s never been done.
I wanted something new and fresh—so I made it.
And I’m proud to share it with you.

When the time is right, I’ll show you the next dimension of what I’ve built.
Until then, follow the art. Tip the artist. Support the mission:
coff.ee/christopherdyer

Welcome back to Neverland.
We missed you.
Come out and play.

Wu-Zu-Voo-Zu-Rak-Ka-Kak!!!

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