PIGGOTTALE - Underground Havoc

* So, that’s how battles work!
* Now before you go I-
* What’s this?
* Uh oh… Gotta Bounce!
* See ya 'round boss!
* Carrot ran away.
* Oh my goodness!
* A... A child?
* Oh you poor thing...
* How on Earth did you survive that fall?
* ...
* Not much of a talker eh?
* You remind me of my son.
* Oh, I guess I should introduce myself…
* I am April, one of the only teachers left in this old place.

She's a nice person. Just too empathetic.

Light In The Dark

* Long Ago, there was a town, a town called Piggott.
* One day, a powerful earthquake erupted under the town.
* Our efforts to escape were futile.
* The ground opened up, and swallowed the town whole.
* And forever we were trapped underground.
* …
* Some time later…
* Crowley’s Mountain, 20XX
* Come climb the historical MT. Crowley!
* Hear the echoes of the deep!
* Now 98% tourist safe!
* …

Motifs:
Ouat A: Part of the Alma Matter
Ouat B: Original
Ouat C: Piano song that our teacher plays every day.

How Our Story Started

*Though your bones are shattered from the fall, you keep moving forward.
*What would you like to be called?

Menu Replacement

Before

* Alright fellas!
* (1) Huh?
* (2) Oh it's just Onny.
* You all need to get to work! There's been a new kid sighting! I got it on camera!
* (Literally just that one bigfoot photo)
* (1) This photo looks like it was taken on the ATARI.
* (3) And since when do we take orders from a fu- freaking child like you?
* Since Christian got that new pipe bomb he ordered!
* (5) Another one?
* (6) I thought we banned him from those.
* To work everyone! Or your house is going to be blown to pieces!

Royal guard replacement. The jocks. They're actually really nice people. Just a bit tough.

What's up brother? (And other phrases that hurt me)

* Howdy there kid! Welcome to town!
* My name’s Carrot! Friendliest guy around!
* It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
* …
* What? Never seen a talking Pig before?
* I s’pose nothing's changed up there then, huh?
* I bet your awful confused!
* Well then, guess I’ll show ya how things work down here!

He’s not evil, even if he tries to be.

Unlikely Encounter

* Welcome to PES!
* Our greatest (and only) school!
* Well, it used to be…
* Now it’s our home.
* Follow me, I’ll teach you how to navigate around.
* *spike trap*
* SHI... Sugar!
* That thing scared the fire out of me!
* Oh, it's Monday.
* You see, some genius set up traps to snatch any unwanted outsiders that might wander in…
* Of course none ever did, so they just became redundant.
* And it just so happens, they all reset on Monday…
* It's nothing I haven't handled before, they're just tedious to shut off.

remake

 its aight