Pleasure to have Rapped on this beat. Thanks for having me

Can I make a YT thumbnail for this battle by turning a SC thumbnail into a YT thumbnail in GIMP and send it to Google Drive?

My Rap Battles

Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

I think this is much better now.

Freshy Kanal as Sandman
CookieSaurus as Tooth Fairy

Written by:
Freshy Kanal & Legion

Chiseled by: 
Legion & Mat4yo

Produced by:
Marsad Men

Sandman: 
I can’t find a single tool in your dental kit and caboodle.
That could justify your purpose outside of a child’s doodles.
Once upon a night, I’ll meet you in the bedroom
I’ll take eye for an eye, you take tooth for a tooth!
Enter Sandman! This’ll be the wildest night you’ve ever had
Cuz my sphinx sphincter is up for your never never land
Real fairies don’t need petty cash to have their stories sell
So I say you spare the fee for when I send you down to hell
Tell all the children to set a mouse trap under their window
If you don’t lock your jaw and put the key under the pillow.
When my sandstorm comes, all the fairies better run
‘cause you’re gonna lose a tooth if you try to bite the dust

Tooth Fairy: 
I’m an honorable creature, this dweeb needs to lay down
Throwing sandy insults, like he lives on the playground
No guardian would allow you to point on verbal violence.
I prefer your your latest portrayal, a pondering silence
So Desert man thinks that he’s got flow, but he couldn’t be dryer
Claiming he can step up to the tooth fairy on a wing, while struggled with a spider
Look through that Sandstorm and at the magic you are facing
And dig out some information by asking your buddy Gaiman.
Your dreams need an inception, leave this fairy tale tragic.
So conjure up your beef and I will serve you as a sandwich 
You just need to learn to grow, your crazed claims are vertigo
Why would children believe you, when all you do is hurt those.
Throw up a whole desert, your sand can not kill this burn
Cuz you couldn’t think of punchlines when hourglasses are turned.

Sandman: 
You can’t outsmart me on the mic, this is elite dream boxing.
And I’ll Rock it ‘til you’re jobless, you can call me Dwayne Johnson.
I chill with Satan and Santa, you think your raps are the fairest?
In a minute you’ll get grounded by your Fairly Odd Parents
Ah, love, how could I be the one disturbing in this
When you’re raining ones on kids for night services?

Tooth Fairy: 
You can’t see when the page starts to turn.
You probably lost your eyes when I started flipping birds.
Waving up to me like we’re in an indian trauma.
You can’t talk to me, you’re not casted for my genre
So it is my duty to keep you away from the audience.
Punched skywards, now that's the rise of a guardian.

Tooth Fairy vs. Sandman - Rap Battle!

Hello, everybody! Welcome to the second X Rap Battle! Today, we have two wacky bug superheroes facing off in a battle of red vs blue...Spider-Man vs the Tick!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as Spider-Man
Titanium1208 as The Tick

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, B O R K, and Psytube

LYRICS:

Spider-Man:
Time for my Spider-verse, I sense a bugbrain out of the blue,
Ultimate, Spectacular, Amazing! Uhh...what are you?
Spidey’s swinging into action, and atop this kiddie villain
I won’t be saving this baby from my verbal burning building!

The Tick:
(Spoon!)
Peter better Park it before he battles me,
Taking me in this match would be your most Amazing Fantasy!
No more wall-crawlin’, for even without Thanos’s Gauntlet,
I’ll leave you dissolving off worse than your third installment!
Lady Destiny foresees my win, she says you spit flawed rhymes
Your small spine is no fight, I’ve more strength in my jawline!
Ladybug here ain’t Miraculous, I’ll smack this pest a-cide!
A spider makes newspapers? You’re used to causing your own demise!

Spider-Man:
I’ll spit rough on a rip-off, who kicks butt to get his kicks off,
I’d rather stare at a clock than listen to what this Tick talks!
Wisecrackin' out bars; coming in gold every match and fight,
But I think you better wear-silver with that wacky battle cry!
Revived by Prime, but no delivery? No surprise your rapping bores,
Taking on giant morons like you’s what I’m Fantastic “Four”!
A bug-theme, a slick suit, looking for crimes to fight?
Doesn’t come off as a surprise, I guess Ticks are known to bite!

The Tick:
Oh, Spidey; like your verse, much of your franchise is forgettable,
Went from chasing criminals to dancing with goblins and tentacles! 
You’ve got me Ticked off; the King’s Pinned down the win in this bout,
No More awards since your spouse went down the water spout!

Thank you for watching! Stay tuned for the next X Rap Battle!
(Shoutout to Vladimyr P.)

Spider-Man vs. The Tick - X Rap Battle #2.

Back at it with a new battle between the crazed up animal heroes, Sonic and Crash! 

Iris as Crash
Jacob as Sonic

Crash: 
Didn’t mean to Crash the scene, just wanted to splatter this Egg, man!
But it won’t take much to shock a Flash in the pan
Don’t chuckle on the track, or you’ll get hit by my Knuckles
Since you’re best line of defense against my flow is a bubble!
Got so many fakers, which ones are on your team?
The one with the high IQ or the one who’s too edgy?
So let’s cause some Chaos, I’ll snap your Emeralds like Sticks!
You’re used to Tails between your legs if we’re going off your fanfics!

Sonic:
So I traveled from the past to face Bugs Bunny’s orange rat?
You’ve ripped parties and karts from Mario, why not steal the bat?
I’ll Spin Dash this hack of the trend that I started
Only time you really Struck Back was your cameo in Uncharted
I’ll face this lazy mutation in race and split the track
You may have inspired Daxter, but that doesn’t mean you can spit Jak!
Your company’s N. Sane direction got you some bad D-pad controls
Run the reviews, they say that I’m your Dark Souls!

Crash: 
It’s an Adventure for your fans to dig through all your garbage discs
Maybe win the Olympics to show us you can spit quick
Take it classic or modern, I’ll still beat a blue porcupine
You get Boom Bashed by the critics, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout your redesign!

Sonic:
Warped out on Wumpa fruit, now everything you have is left in the dust
You need guns and chemicals for you to have a decent boss
You’re hyping your fans up on reboots, so let me tell you the truth
People only give crap ‘bout you only to see Tawna’s b-

Crash:
Your fanbase is full of furries, with fans jerking to their OC’s!
Ratings bombed with Forces and the same goes for your movie!
But it seems you’re used to all of your games flopping hard 
Since that you’re running the track worse than you did in Sonic R!

Sonic:
All of your Skylander friends couldn’t give you a new flow
‘Cause in the rap, games, and brain, it seems You’re Too Slow!
Mr. Cortex’s vortex is what plummets your games and sales charts
You’ve bombed your verses harder than your Nitro Kart!

Beat by Hollywood Legend Beats
Thumbnail by Lauren
Written by Rabi (with some help from Henry and fightmarker)
Mixed by Jacob
Discord: https://discord.gg/7zkFFd

disclaimer: no more schedule lmao

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs Crash Bandicoot - CVGRB

Jason as Alexander Hamilton
Mancha as Evan Hansen


Alexander Hamilton:

Call me Alexander, I’m a founding father
A self starter by the age you were tapping off to Connor
A man with a plan, yes I am, you don’t understand 
This bastard orphan’s gonna leave you runnin’ harder than your dad
You write lots of personal letters, I know what’s up, mister 
You’re young scrappy and hungry for your ‘dead “friend’s”’ sister (eww)
It’s pure luck you only broke the one hand, understand?
You’re so alone I think you’re gonna need a right hand, man

Evan Hansen: 

Dear Alexander

First of all, fella, you’re a liar, and a cheater
Can’t really understand why people call you a leader
You’re helpless, Alexander. I think it’s time you lie and wait 
You’ve lost to Thomas twice in rap, this is your next big mistake 
So read this verbal pamphlet, ‘fore you go ahead and snitch 
You broke bad so hard the Schuyler sisters made you their bitch
Step out of this, son, before you feel the Burr-n, sir
Your show has had it’s chance, but now it’s my turn, sir
Your words fail Hamilton, you’ve committed lots of sins, bro
So you’ve thrown away your shot, while I’m waving through a win
Though, Angelica’s been baffled by your all personal letters
But sliding into Lauren’s DMs.. hmm, If I Could Tell Her 

Alexander:

Hey, we’re close, but not that way

Evan: Sure
Suuuure

Alexander Hamilton:

You know what 
Evan, that was a real trash declaration (oof)
Listen to my mixtape I’m running the rap nation
And you’re calling me a liar? Your only friend is pure lies
Am I surprised? I’ll grab my pistol.. And aim it at the sky! (yeah)
I’m running the law, you’re under Murphy’s law
With kinky letters to Connor scattered all over your inbox
I’ll leave you ditched in a forest and I won’t make any sound 
You’ll never find true love with anyone ‘cause You Won’t Be Found 
I am Alexander Hamilton, going at you ham
Until ya accept you’ve Ben Splatt and leave this vict’ry to the champion!

Evan Hansen:

Alexander, Champion? More like bad companion 
Left Lafayette abandoned, can’t say no to this with rapping
You destroyed your career, man, what were you thinking?
Oh yeah, you were to busy with Maria getting Jared: Kinky!
I leave Zoe satisfied, while you’re cheating on your wife
That glass is not the only thing you have been raising all your life
I mean you raised your own son, got him murdered guess who’s counting?
Get off you ass and see your family, take a break from this accounting
Call me Aaron Burr, sir, ‘cause I’ll make you Disappear 
You’re non stop pushing people away for your career 
May be the broadway rap god thought it’s clear to see
You’re nothing without Lin Manuel by your side
Sincerely, Me

Evan Hansen vs Alexander Hamilton - Rap Battle!

This battle's bounced around from a few series, and it's landed at the feet of UBERocity, who're now giving it the home it deserves!

Duckman:
What the hell are you starin’ at?
You really wanna let a feathered felon take a spin?
I’m the first name detective detected out of all the Birdmen!
A real crime buster, not some deceptive lawyer, that’s heinous
I’m onto your tailless tail so prepare your Fluffy Uranus!

BoJack:
What are you doing here? I thought I was facing a real foul fowl fool
You need to clean up your shit Eric, cause you’ve got a mouthful
This Dark Horse spits quips to leave you running for Hollywoo’s hills
So before opening your bill just remember that BoJack Kills
Think you’re some philosophy god, but you’re a butt joke like Copernicus
Or your flatulent lingo grandma who’s bound to croak like Herb did
You’re ‘bout as relevant as Copperfield so I’ll tell you this:
Take a trip to Ojai and suck a Private Dick you dumb shit!

Duckman:
You missed your Gland of Opportunity, taken the wrong road
Playing choke the chicken, but your career’s the thing that blows the load
Compiled your verse with a crazed array of cutaway catchphrases
A hangover has been stuck in the nineties and depressive phases
Raps detestable! Indigestible! Like they were Cornfed!
You’ll crash and burn like your bridges! No one left to mourn; dead! 
Cut it out! Don’t make a scene, or go drown in your Sea of Dreams
You’re under fire more than you have your geriatric cat be!
Seems that Mr. Ed forgot to be politically correct
So why don’t you run from this fight like your idol, Secretariat? 

BoJack Horseman:
Talk ‘bout Horsin’ Around, thinking that rambling would win
I write more comprehensive shit when I’m high with Sarah Lynn
I was made to entertain, it’s like you’re intending to bore us!
You’re just Foamy voiced by George Costanza with a thesaurus!
Failure father figure who can’t connect with his own kids
Is doing even worse than how the BoJack Horseman Show did
Leave you going D’wah! With one last diss as a token
Trying to get over your dead wife, but it seems you’re Still Broken.

Swedely as BoJack Horseman
Light as Duckman

URBoF

BoJack Horseman vs Duckman - URBoF #12

Adam as Ted Mosby
Connor Terrel as Ross Geller
Ciaran (Me) as Marshall Eriksen 

Written by Ciaran and Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover art by Ciaran

Ted Mosby: 

You can’t oppose the, Schmoesby, “r/niceguys”
My initials spell “T.M”: To Make This Man cry  
There’s no training the T-Dog, I’m spittin’ fire, Marshall! Marshall: (Yes ted?)
End this man’s career, like his marriages, partial Marshall: Ohhhh
Don’t mess with the architect of your destruction, Geller
You wan’t Rachel to know that you like her? … TELL HER
Don’t wait around for other men to reign the top spot then 
Tell her that you lacked the balls to talk, ‘yellow umbrella’
You ain’t Friends with Teddy Westside, you’ll never see my best side
Your ego’s like your tacky 90s suits, oversized
I’ll be the one telling your kids how you met their mother 
She got off a plane, to go stay with a “Major Displeasure”

Ross Geller: 

Let me make this clear, Ted EVELYN Moseby
Your best friend stole your girl, ‘ain’t no Bros before hoes be
From Stella to Victoria to Zoey, you couldn’t handle her
It took nine seasons to reveal the Monica to YOUR Chandler
I’m idolized by 90s kids, you got no love professor
I’ll obliterate this first date love professor
You want to talk about divorce, Ted?, you’re never satisfied 
You spent your whole show finding “the one”, and then she died
You Grinch, I’m standin’ taller than the buildings that you’re making
My rhymes will leave you on the floor like your allergy to bacon
This old flailure should head back to the renaissance fair 
You’re go bad at getting girls, man it isn’t even fair
You’re show’s a rip off of mine, yet you’ll never last forever
Comedy’s central to winning, you’ve got no humour whatsoever 
I’ll make you confess to the Geller it’s your victory, I’m ‘Robbin’
You’ll be defeated.. sitting on an altar and sobbing


Ted Mosby

You’ve been through so many breaks, Ross, what’re you trying to prove?
Prepare to be like your show on Netflix, removed!
I’ll throw your win away like your sandwich, straight in the trash 
You selfish optimistic misogynistic kiss ass
I’m The best wingman, Ted Mosby: Rhyme enforcer
Here’s your’s“Ross Geller: Prime Divorcer”
Saying I love you on the first date's a mistake I was regretting
At least I didn’t say the wrong girl’s name at my wedding 

Ross Geller: 

You’re a Jerk, Ted Mosby, it says it on your website 
You couldn’t beat this Paleontologist not on your best night 
You lost the girl of your dreams to a dirty sleeping Stinson 
Ugh… Yet you’re bringing up weddings, that must sting, son
You’re so lame! I married Rachel in vegas baby, can’t break this
You brought your ex to your wedding and got dumped, man that’s heinous 
So before you diss me one more time, I’ll lay this statement here
Robin never made your day, your month, or even your year!

Ted Mosby:

You're a self entitled douche, that verse was the worst of them all
I’ll be there for your loss, when your reign starts to fall
Anyway that’s all for me, now Friends is back on the air 
it’s “The One Where A Man Child Got Beaten By a Teddy Bear”

Ross Geller: (2:11) RECORDED

Call me a Dinosaur, Teddy, but no rock will crush me today 
We all know that you and Barney are secretly gay 
I’m the most iconic “friend”, with the top ratings, and still trendy 
So Walk five hundred miles away, like your fans with that finale

Ross Geller vs Ted Mosby - Rap Battle!

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Ryan Kelly as Harry Potter
HalaCG as Sabrina Spellman

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Harry Potter:

I’m Harry Potter, and I’m the better spell man
Facing off the Dark Lord’s daughter,  who could ever tell man?
I’m the chosen one,   I’m the flowin’ one,   my words prevail!
Your Netflix show is so bad, I started crying Riverdales    (Ayy)
I’m the most iconic magic man since Copperfield and HEART
This selfish teenage girl’s got no defence against my dark art
Tell me, Brina, did you come all this way to steal my ten points?
Or am I just the next teenage boy who you will disappoint   
Oh and on the topic of boys,   you’re not a love spiller,    you’re brother killer
I can see why they call you chilling,   but your sub par adventures are painfully bitter
Your ex dated your best friend straight after you detached
And I know you probably moved on but that must’ve been a Scratch 




Sabrina Spellman:

I’ll cast you a spell, man   since you’ve clearly lost your magic
Your novels peaked at three, but then it got severely tragic
Cedric, Snape, and Fred, got Riddled, man you can’t be Sirius
Call your author J. R. R K. Rowling, death makes her delirious (hahaha)
I’m the offspring of the dark lord, you can’t step to me little Gryffindor
Cause I’m bad to the core and I’ll leave this Potter more sore than a falling Dumbledore
I’m the morning star, you’re the mourning star of a magic school-
Who went from tragedies with mom and dad to Deathly Hallows 2 (boo)
You’re useless, I’m the coolest witch whose rhymes you cannot parry 
Can’t seem to conjure up a flow, yet they say that    “You’re a wizard harry”
Potter do not bother, beating the Queen doesn’t come easy
Sabrina is a  rap eater,   your Petty crew cannot defeat me 
Cheerleader by day, Queen of hell by night   who’s flows are tight!
Whether it’s Greendale or the academy, I’m always causing fright!
Are you just bad at witchcraft or diss-craft I can’t tell
Cause when it comes to rap offs you’re going straight to hell!

Harry Potter:

I know why they call me the boy who lived, I sat through that whole verse
Good thing your aunties direct funerals, ‘cause I think I’ll need a hearse 
You must be Baxter high if you think you can best Harry
Witch I’ll tally up my house points ‘til I win the cup of rapping
My lines are fire in a goblet,   yours are Lucifer in Nick
You risked your friends’ lives trying to save him ‘cause you missed his big

Sabrina Spellman:

Ugh! Sick!

You’re deluded if you think you can just bring up Harvey, Potter!
When I’m up ruling in hell, I’ll say hello to your father 
You endanger your entire school every single year
Because you can’t face off against a noseless blue excuse for fear
I’m the best witch, and a bad bitch, none can best this, top of Netflix
Spit electric, burn in hellfire, set my hair whiter, I’m the throne rider, keep my viewers’ eyes wider, setting foes on fire 
I may be a half witch, but I’m full of show stoppers
So I’ll astral project away, before you pee your pants, Potter

Harry Potter vs Sabrina Spellman - Rap Battle!

Cast:
Ciaran as Principal Goodvibes (Billy and Mandy)
Mancha as Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Adam as Principal Strickland (Back To The Future)
Titanium as Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club)
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton (Community)

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beats by Kustom, Hollywoodlegend, and Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wTanDEVDlKSWfphl-vYLPD9oUT_rN965iBbaHQB4Js/edit

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes - Rap Battle!

Jackson Kesecker as Thor
HalaCG as Adora/She-Ra

Thor:

From a team of strong heroes who just left Thanos to rot
It’s the strongest Avenger against the ’best friend squad’
Girl I vanquished my own sister, and many threats against my world 
So go back to your fairy land, little ponytail rainbow girl
I’m the god of thunder, you robbed He-Man’s thunder
I’ll knock you back to the 80s, where your cartoon is still a blunder
Your feelings for Catra couldn’t be any less low-key
You’ve betrayed here more than once, so you’re no worse than Loki
You’re not even remotely interesting in your series 
Just another carbon copy of Steven Universe, clearly
When it comes to fighting tactics, I’m the real Grand Master
You’re arrogant in battle, but your friends are a disaster 
So come at me with your Sword, Thor is going in HAMmer!
You’re as dull as Mermista, and as clueless as Entrapta
Such a joke of a friend and even worse of a leader 
But I’ll be the first one to beat you this hard since Shadow Weaver

Adora: 

If you think you’re a Marvel of popularity, you’re wrong, Thor 
I’m Adora and I’m adored, you didn’t make it to Civil War
For an Avenger who’s skilled with lightning, I thought you’d think faster that
You should have gone for the head, but we all know you’re just a noob master
Your sparks are no use against me Odinson, I’m a storm breaker
You’ve met your maker and I wager you’ll break and burn like your neighbours
You think your rabbit and hammer can beat this master of the universe?
That puny verse matches your Cinematic crap, not too diverse
You’re too perverse, you sat on your ass for 5 whole years
Eating Pizza and drinking beer, gushing in your own tears (ew)
When She-Ra spits sheer raps, you’ll need an ass guard, see
You’re not a worthy Asguardian, now just an ass with those Guardians

Thor:

That last verse you spat was just Adora bull
Looking adorable with your little dagger, while I can pull
A Hammer out of thin air, top ratings spanning 3 years
You’re not worthy of your weapon, and not worthy of that hair
There’s no Glimmer of light, or hope for you so don’t attack 
So bring me She-Ra!!, I’ll beat her before She-Raps 
You fought in your little Horde causing endless fatalities
Then abandoned that whole life and started fighting beastialtity


Adora: 

You’re rhymes are Hela lame, like your venture to the Dark World
I’ve burned you so hard your face is looking like Stark’s, grilled!
You couldn't Foster a relationship and look where that has you
A beer belly, and scraggly beard big enough to feed you ‘til your LAST film
I bring the real thunder Thor, you won’t see past Phase 4 
Ragna-rocking the animation genre, your movies bore
When I battle this phony He-Man, my bars are hard as nails
Pull out your puny hammer, I’ll beat you For the Honour of Greyskull!
She-Ra: 
Whack you in the eye with even more than a broadsword 
—You’re packing weight, a messy home, you’re the horde
I’m the hero of Etheria, you’re a failure full of beer, yeah
——You missed the head and plunged the world into  hysteria 
My ships sailed, while yours failed 
I’ll end you like Heimdall you’ll be impaled
We’re not the same, you’re insane 
You’ve got Hems-No-Worth, we’re in the Endgame
Repping the LGBT characters with care but
All you have to offer is Joe Russo and a haircut?
Left the almighty Thor sore more than ever before
Why don’t you go back to your shed playing fortnite with Korg

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beat by Epistra
Additional instruments by Ciaran McGinn
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Thor vs She-Ra - Rap Battle!

Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long of Team RWBY are up against the fairy tales that they’re based off of. Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Belle, and Goldilocks. Which team will reign supreme ? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18_7LoDG3NWNe19ZOfAVyHDQri3rItfNq6DjUCBFv7Q8/edit?usp=sharing

CAST:
Dottovu as Ruby Rose
TeanerysTheUnicorn as Weiss Schnee
Krimson as Blake Belladonna
Zel as Yang Xiao Long
garbageGothic as Little Red Riding Hood
Kittenbetrippen as Snow White
Crystal Lee as Belle
MoFace as Goldilocks

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

RWBY Vs Fairy Tales - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Irish. 24 yrs old. I like to make music. I make Rap Battles.

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