“Ice Bear doesnt take shit from a pony!” Damn, so savage!

I hate MLP but this is really good. Ice bear won!

Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

This was originally gonna be the season 3 finale for ERBOC, but then it got scrapped because the battle started sounding pretty shit and I had a better idea for the finale. So yeah, please don't ask me to release this as an official battle, 'cause I won't.

(P.S. This is a mix of the recorded audio and the flow test)

Old CN:
Fel as Dexter
Zack as Bloo
Matteo as Lazlo
Anthony as Ed

Old Nick:
Zander as Invader Zim
Froggy as Doug
Justin as Rocko
Zander P as Tommy Pickles

New CN:
Vincent as Finn the Human
Frenzy as Mordecai
Fel as Gumball
Matthew as Steven

New Nick:
Stofferex as Spongebob
Anthony as Fanboy
Zander P as Harvey Beaks
Zack as Sanjay

Disney Channel:
Anthony as Phineas
Frenzy as Dipper
Matthew as Wander
Leafy as Star Butterfly

Discovery Family Channel:
Lilly Leaf as Twilight Sparkle
Kimblems as Dan
Limonaire as Zoe Trent
Froggy as Lucky

Funimation:
Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
Vanilla Voices as Naruto
Froggy/Metal as Yugi/Yami
Liam as Edward Elric

Boomerang:
Zander as Tom
MaNCHA as Papa Smurf
Stofferex as Scooby-Doo
Ivo as Fred Flintstone

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T2WMdRwoN0kgDazlR1bhd3_ALGzvWcvHG1UyMoXo0Fk/edit

Cartoon Network vs Nickelodeon. SCRAPPED Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper:

Written By: Freshy Kanal, Vladimyr P, Legion, Eddiefrb, R, Tuna, Dani

Chizeled by: Fel and Mat4yo

Thumbnail Art by: Skeep Tieel

Mixed by: Fel

Instrumental by: Hollywood Legend Beats

Slenderman:
Audio: Freshy Kanal
Video: Y.D.Geon

Jack the Ripper:
Audio: Fel 
Video: Legion

Lyrics:
 
Jack the Ripper:
It’s the legend that never left, who called you to integrate?
A tale that can’t decide which Freddy it shall imitate.
So hey! For games it’s time out, I’m a real villain, so pipe down.
Just try to push my buttons and I turn this bulb head’s lights out.
You got infected by the kiddie-napping mannequin syndrome.
A suit dummy from armani - trapped in windows.
You think you beat a real killer, this clown is getting sillier.
And I won Whitechapel faster than you peddled pedophilia.
Your tactics? too shite to complain.
if your game was a book, then I wouldn’t be awake at the eighth page. 
This specter ain't a speck on Lecter, and oi:
You’re jump-scaring like Bendy’s stomping on your groin.

Slenderman:
Put that tea cup down, I heard you’re from Poland.
Jack the rip off, I bet your rhymes are also stolen.
Modern monster got the moxie to knock off your mouldy socks
Got the win in the bag, and Jack in the Box.
With five lame kills you think you're the king maimer
Cuz you stuck your nose in a local nudespaper.
While I looked eight pages past your muddle
And I saw tougher riddles - a crossword puzzle!
I’m the bigger better baiter, bitch, you’re battling the Slender.
I leave existences abandoned, unremembered.
The Ripper struck again, he’s trying to kill me
But today’s victim is your hashed credibility!
Everyone, look down to this day dreamer!
Foreshadowing the grave of Jack the R. I. P. -per!
Now let me do my job, cause my game doesn’t stop.
Go ahead shitting on five girls, one cop.

Jack the Ripper:
I'll attack this hack with a track stacked to Zodiac 
With an army of proxies that just promulgates insomniacs

Slenderman:
You never actually got any women, you ripped and jacked off to these.
Then you did it like your semen, got your life trapped between the sheets.  

Jack the Ripper:
You were a five minute trend, now your fame is more haunted 
We’re not on the same page - you're doodles and I'm wanted! 
With those stretchy tentacles, tryna compensate? 
Well, now you'll be left static when you cross my way! 
I’m a mystery in history, no way you can be dissing me. 
Your kidnapping’s like: I take a nap, while you’re kidding me. 
You’d have a scarier appearance bearing your pupil's crest.
Carve a scar in your face and say “my nama Jeff”.

Slenderman:
You’re no different than anyone I battled before.
I’ve seen better serial/cereal killers in a breakfast store.
Hide your ass where you want, you’ll be sent to hell.
So call me Senderman, since you’re taking the L.
Now people are asking whether Ripper is lasting, it’s enough to tell them that you’re owned.
Your grave was dug in the backyard of H. H. Holmes.

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper - Rap Battle!

Tuna as Robotboy
SkeepTieel as Astro Boy

Astro Boy:
Yo, robo-Pinocchio, don’t short-circuit from my flow
I’ll puppeteer this Robot-boytoy and his Gepetto from Tokyo
I’m the first big anime aired in America, making the genre known
While you made people question Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
Ventured past the galaxies and those manufactured in factories
I’m energized to the core; I’ll stomp you flat like your batteries
You’re an inferior bootleg way more faulty than Cobalt is
Against seven amazing powers this copy’s completely powerless
Robotboy:
Wall-E’s a mortal dolly; on the surface where the dirt is
Couldn’t please pretentious papa so got caged in robo-circus
Best if Astro go home or he be my target to lay hurt on
I learn to be real boy while you learn to put shirt on
Could beat you deactivated: Robotboy is that unstoppable
Much spacious and hollow but nothing close to astronomical
You a third to your papa, so what Astro has to show?
A failure to and from him cause he could not learn to program flow

Astro Boy:
Your broke English discriminates; made in China you chime
While I’m the Mighty Atom besting Mega Man and No. 9
You can’t play me for a fool, I don’t play by robotic rules
Cause unlike your Flash animation, I’m bringing it old school!

Robotboy:
You are lesser than a boy; an even worse dog than Sparky
Who box-office bombed like a Dr Kamikazi
Your inability to grow is bigger than Elefun’s nose
A Protoboy broker than a failed XJ or one of my bros

Leannaire as Jenny Wakeman

Jenny Wakeman:
Enough of the kid stuff, Boys, meet this Teenage Robot’s Life
I save the planet from bug-eyes like you and make it home by five
You’ve got under the Exo-Skin of this fembot heroine
Who’s crushing you like a hydraulic press or if you were Sheldon
Astro’s got reboots and reboots like a cash-cow cop out 
While Robotboy looks like the play-thing of a Preschool Dropout
I Speak No Evil but this stereotype’s incomprehensible
Your Trash Talk is feeble, try to vent against one so sensible
Your losses are set in President Stone, just keep it at that
Cause I’m not the only Peacekeeper absorbed by capitalist rats 
Chipper with no chip or core, just an Infectious Personality
It’s not the one made to be human with the most humanity!

Beat(s) produced by Kustom
Written by SkeepTieel
Mixed by SkeepTieel

Robotboy vs Astro Boy - Rap Battle #5

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy

Forrest Gump:
Video: Greg
Audio: Light

Waterboy:
Video: Freshy Kanal
Audio: Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom & 8_Bit

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Written By: 
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Brodecai, Mat4yo

Lyrics:

Waterboy: 
I’m known to win fights, so hold your mic tight.
You don’t seem heavily prepared when a feather is your guide. 
I’m evil on the field, this ain’t a ping pong battle.
Better gather your gospel peeps, my verse is the devil!
You’re not the best competitor, as your script would say
Since everybody knows you as the dude who runs away
And when one round of flow from the Waterboy is busted
On the streets they are reporting that a forest got flooded!

Forrest Gump: 
You put yourself on high standards for pointless ranting.
Stupid is who stupid does, and you’re on the top ranking.
My momma once told me there are unexpected losses,
But if you’re in my box, it’s time to drop the chocolates.
I was tackling Vietnam while you got Virginia testy.
Man, you’re supposed to give me water when I’m resting.
You bit everything off me, now I’m chewing on your title.
I guess it’s the second time you get bullied by your idol.
I got all the folks running miles for my quotes.
So step aside, you’re not the only shrimp on my boat.
You’re squabbled out of this run, it is not a big stunt.
Or in your language, that’s 12 points for Forrest Gump!

Waterboy: 
These wallpins make me so tired.
Gump's in a bit of a slump, is his Momma a ghost writer?
Take her quotes to your grave when I’m ending this fight.
We still got some space between her and your wife.

Forrest Gump: 
Finding space for my Oscars while you're finding commentary
But you're far from quiet in Forrests with the Golden Raspberry
You quarrel on the ground, so just let me be your guide.
Here's looking at you missing my lines, cross-eyed

Waterboy: 
A fan of Dr Pepper? You rap more like Dr Salty's mate
I'll bodyslam you hard like you were plugging Gatorade!
But I wonder how your mind builds any rap structure.
When your education consisted of quickies with your mother
So in this football crossover you’re looking a lot lower.
Cuz I’ll leave this off-flower right under my lawn mower.
Don’t mess with the big bird when you’re a wee pullet
That’ll bite you in the ass like a million dollar bullet

Forrest Gump: 
You should be abandoned and I’m the one to bother
Then take over your money, but I’m not your father
I brought it to the people, and it doesn't need much rapping
To sum up your movie... shit happens.

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy - Rap Battle!

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

Another famed rap battle, between the charismatic leader of the Phantom Thieves, Joker versus the diligent leader of Sector V, Numbuh 1, in this episode of WCRB!
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CREDITS

► Numbuh 1, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Joker, voiced by 
Alex / J Morris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
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PRODUCTION

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► With assistance by
Stofferex, MetaMachine, Eddiefrb, GamingPlush64, Alex / J Morris

► Beat produced by
Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift 

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift & Alex/J Morris
______________________________________________________________
LYRICS:

Numbuh 1:
Attention, Kids Next Door, prepare for battle stations!
Against this teenage nemesis, I’ll bring no hesitation!
I’ll show him my Will Power, best prepare for his eulogy,
I’ll put him in his place, with my two by four technology!

Joker:
Show me your true form! Too bad, it isn’t Stewie Griffin!
You’ll end up with the Common Cold, just like your Arctic Prison!
I fight to help society, you fight for cake and candy?
I’d rather just watch another episode of Billy & Mandy!


Numbuh 1:
Your attempts at rapping are just oh, so Delightful
Children Down the Lane only see you as my rival!
While you’re stealing hearts, were you also stealing our story?
Now I’m playing for keeps, Joker, it’s not For Glory!
It’s always the adults and teenagers I’m defeating,
Smash Ultimate won’t be the only place you’ll get a beating!
As the G.O.A.T of Sector V, you’re not even a threat!
Let’s just say the cats’ the only pussy that you’ll ever get!

Joker:
I know I’m not a king, but here’s a Royal de-Cree!
You faced adult villainy, yet you haven’t faced a Phantom Thief?
It’s time to take center stage, this is no rehearsal!
Wanna play games, Mr. Uno? Here’s a reversal!
I’m the dominant leader, reigning straight from Shibuya!
The only talent you have in music is with a tuba.
Your Palace is a pyramid, and I’m raiding your tomb,
Don’t make me use All-Out Attack to send this kid back to his room!

Numbuh 1:
Was that really your Last Surprise? Then you’re really out of whack.
The only good thing about your game was a decent soundtrack!

Joker:
You’re stuck in kindergarten, but in Smash Bros, I’m Elite!
I’ll only say this once, kid: Wake Up, Get Up, Get off my beat!

Numbuh 1:
Your series makes me bored, feels like a kid’s next chore,
 If you ever want to get your ass kicked, you know where to find the Kids Next Door!

Joker:
This child workaholic puts himself in high regard,
But if you’d like a change of heart, feel free to take a calling card!

Joker VS Numbuh 1 - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two

YT Video : https://youtu.be/aoaU5_GxjTM

Cast :
Izuku Midoriya: Alex/J Morris(https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861)
Ruby Rose: Evava (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjHqysMyVuKS0djTRRiUiGQ)

Beat: https://clyp.it/gbdi3hoy?token=b49da89fb1530fc113a9759891c09f93
Beat Prod. : Allrounda
Written by Kamren, MetaMachine, Gengo and Krystal
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by MICAH 


Lyrics :

Ruby Rose:
Facing off against Green Naruto? This'll be lots of fun!
It doesn't take a punch below the gut just to see that Deku is Nuts, 
From his odd choice of friends, to his creepy hero obsession
Me? I graduated from my class, like Aizawa, I'll teach you a lesson
Haven't gotten to your verse, but around girls, I already know
This'll be the second time you got something caught in your throat!
Schools training mutants? Past mentors and black whips?
You only smile in front of others just to hide your 'borrowed' shticks!

Izuku Midoriya:
Fight this wolf, little red hood! I’ll leave another maiden bruised and beat!
Proved you’re weak! Take ‘sis away and you’re a chicken; Rooster Teeth!
Despite your gun obsession, you can’t take shots, stick to copying storylines
When after Pyrrha died, you decided to use your "Silver Eyes!"
Eat this diss, miss! How's that for sweets going through your head?
Wander into U.A, and you’ll end up just like Roses: Red
Why don’t you take your lines and go through another redesign?
But that's pointless like your manga, you're hopeless without your scythe!

Ruby Rose: 
You're always in need of saving, yet you say I’m reliant?
Just look at your recent chapters, make like Koda and stay quiet
So take a seat, I’ll take the lead! You’re not made to take charge
Since when you decide to take action, you end up breaking your arms!
While we’re on the subject, let’s talk about the secret of your quirk
The only thing ‘super’ about this human is the amount of tears you burst!
I’m sorry, speak up a bit and quit it with the mumbled raps
Or you’ll get blown up in this fight, but I guess you’re used to that

Izuku Midoriya:
Analyzing what you've dissed, all I heard from you was fluff-filled!
Take One L For All your wasted ideas, I'm leaving this thorn grilled!
Detroit Smashing the mic, you're not used to throwing punchlines
Guess I'll take center stage myself, I know you got a case of stage fright!
I’ve spent my Summer fighting villains, training to be my class's best
While the ones you've experienced had someone dying in the process!
You were born on Halloween, it’s no wonder you fight Grimm, reaper
You’re a relic; best left 4 years back, while I'm smashing theatres!

Ruby Rose:
You’re as defenseless as they come ; no need to count in percents
If I wanted My Huntress Academics, I'd rather go join the X-Men!
Whether its my flow or your own, you'll still be the one who drowned 
So add this loss to the many times you let everyone around you down

Izuku Midoriya:
Your mom and creator are rolling in their graves knowing you’ll meet the same fate
Even if I brought Ochaco in, you still won't live up to your namesake!
You’re known for having shit writing, keep pushing your fans away
It's verbal Yin and Yang, left you like your sis, let the blood drain!



Izuku Midoriya Vs Ruby Rose - My Hero Academia vs Anything #4 (ft. Alex M & Evava)

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"

Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

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