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ya see for a second there ya had me worried 

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Nice Peter as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
EpicLLOYD as The Boss Baby

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FUYUHIKO KUZURYU 
VS
THE BOSS BABY
BEGIN!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (0:16):
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, bitch, I’m a fucking gangster
True yakuza, shoot right through ya, you’re in fucking danger
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking you to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
‘Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fuckin Maki
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire 
Sucking up to higher ups like they’re your damn pacifier 
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix
I’m more stone-faced than fuckin Munakata
So drop the Poker Face, Lady Googoogaga 
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch
And like your Oscar win, I’m fuckin robbing this

The Boss Baby (0:52):
Ooh, would you look at that, it’s the scary Danganronpa man
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans
Each of your games is built from the same model
Franchise so formulaic, it’d fit in my dang bottle
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it
I’ll win by more than a hair, kid, I’mma Baldwin it
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yea, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving you dripping magenta 
Slim Shady with an eyepatch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper 
‘Cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And your trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome
And, uhhhh, while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza
Well, uhhhh, I took your baby mama Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from, put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (1:45):
Talk about Peko like that again and I’ll gnash your fuckin teeth in
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I’ll leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion (Brrrraaaahhh)
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya
I dodged a bullet, got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach ya some manners
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party 

The Boss Baby (2:19):
I’m trying to wrap my head around you, but I can’t tell which carries more weight
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face (What?)
God damn Baby Numbnuts, how about you stop your whining
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwocky Island
I’d take out your last eye, but you’re already so blind (Ay ay ay ay)
While I’m a bad baby, so catch me outside (Ay ay ay ay)
Quit talking to me or you oughta get beat
Get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Mixing/Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs The Boss Baby. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

This is the last danganronpa battle I swear
MetagrossMatt as Ryoma Hoshi
Swoldow as Whitty
Beat produced by LifeelBeatsVNZL
Written by Trakked, Mason the Nation
Additional help by Dani Frias, ENNWAY
Mixed by Light, Trakked (sound effects)
Thumbnail by Jordy
Art by KCToons

Battle:
Whitty:
Oh. I don't want to do this again, kid.
I wanna be left alone, so make like your rep and end it.
(Ugh) You can't befriend shit, so let this be a lesson
You don't know who you're messin', do me a favor and get bent, bitch!
'Least people actually like me, so take your fake cig and bite me 
You're even shorter than the other kid that tried to fight me

Ryoma:
With that bomb head, I’d think you're skilled at trading blows
But nope, you've just shown that you still have a ways to go.
I'd much rather stay away from a shady dude like you 
But it doesn't take Kade to know ya got some screws loose
Abandoned as a child; and while I can sympathize,
At least I don't go around wishing for some guy's demise
Running away from your problems won't help you in the long run, kid
Must've gone Over your Head, though, actin' all tough like a punk kid
I've had enough of this glutton, you're pushing my buttons, got nothing, no substance, not even a line
End with a concussion when I'm busting rhymes, breaking your background like your fragile mind
I've seen better in Gumball, and since you claim that you rock,
I doubt you could run that lip with steel balls hitting your fuse box

Whitty:
...Don't make me do this. You're fucking nuts.
If you think you're gonna kill me then you're shit out of luck
(*drops mic, ballistic mode*)
REALITY RIPS AT ITS SEAMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA CHALLENGE ME 
THEN STOP SPITTING YOUR FALLACIES, YOU FUCKING LAME-ASS TRAVESTY
IT'S SAD TO SEE YOUR POTENTIAL GONE; SCRAPPED BY THE ONES WHO MADE YOU
GO DROWN FROM THIS FLOW AND CRACK LIKE MY PSYCHE WHEN I BREAK YOU
CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT MADE YOU
CALL THIS BATTLE KILLER TENNIS 'CAUSE I FUCKING PLAYED YOU 
GO DIE IN A DITCH, LITTLE BITCH, MAKING NO SENSE LIKE YOUR PITCH
MUST'VE HAD HELP FROM THE WITCH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL BEAT THIS GLITCH
DISAPPEARED LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE; BEFORE I GO BACK TO THE METRO, 
I'LL GIVE A TIP TO THE MAFIA AND SEND YOU RIGHT BACK TO DEATH ROW

Ryoma:
Seen my fair share of psychopaths, but jeez, cool your jets, kid
Name speaks for itself, go take these bars and get arrested
Not even Kirumi can clean up your graphing and anti-mashing
Took down mafia, I can surely dropshot your unstable rapping
The spotlight's far from reach for you; I hope by now you've learned
Now you can join me in being a shell of what we once were.

Ryoma Hoshi vs Whitty - Rap Cypher #22

Welcome to the final RBA of the month! In this explosive finale we have Bowser Jr. going up against Gideon Graves!

Kamren The Person as Gideon Graves
Snakebite126 as Bowser Jr,
Written by Serena
Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Special thanks to UBERocity

Gideon Graves:
Now I would never kill a child, aw who am I kidding
It’s gonna be a murder scene by the time I’m done spitting
Wanna be an adult? Well welcome to the club
Daddy won’t be able to protect you this time bub
Gideon Graves, on this beat I’m an ace
Everything that you say, just gives me a massive headache
Make this brief like your first appearance, I gotta run
Does you drowning in my flow give you flashbacks to F.L.U.D.D.
It’s been 19 years, and you haven’t developed
Aside from being more and more of a player repellent
Wearing a diaper on your head makes sense, you’re crappy
Princess Peach ain’t your momma but I’m for sure your daddy

Bowser Jr.:
Couldn’t find a woman to abuse so you rap battled a child
Nothing but insecurity behind that incel smile
Subspace isn’t big enough to hold the girls you’ve wronged
Turns out your whole plan was a Sex-Bob-Omb!
Junior (ayy) beats ya (ayy)
Loser (ayy) creep stare (ayy)
Better get prepared to meet the
Monster that lies behind the mask (woah)
You may think you’re a genius but I know that’s all for show
You couldn’t brighten up your future with The Glow
You had to turn into a monster for girls to find you sexy
And you had to cheat your way into Ramona…classy
Don’t need the Power of Love to beat you in this fight
Go to r/niceguys and post out of spite, yeah right
All I see is pain and anger behind those eyes, wow
It’s not my Bob-omb that’s blowing up right now

Gideon Graves:
That’s it you little shit! You barely got into Smash
Just so New Super Mario Bros U could get some cash!
I’m the man of every woman’s dreams!
All you know how to do is scream green beams
The power of love is nothing to the power of skill
I can read your thoughts like Todd, broken; will
You can’t paint your victory with a magic toothbrush
You’re just another mortal in my grasp I’ll crush

Bowser Jr.:
Man of every woman’s dreams? Are you dense?
You planted a chip in her head, how does that make sense?

Gideon Graves:
I’m legally not required to answer
With how short your legs are I’m surprised you can stand, sir

Bowser Jr.:
How about you calm down and get it together
It really doesn’t matter the difference whether
You’re a record label owner, or an evil supervillain
You winning this battle is just a superstition

Gideon Graves:
Quiet down child, really think you can break me
Half of your appearances have straight up been 2D
Now on this beat, is the space you shall lie
I guess right now was a convenient time to die

Gideon Graves Vs Bowser Jr. Rap Battle Arena. (Feat. Kamren The Person and Snakebite126)


Pixel Chris Decided to Challenge Me to a 24 Hour Challenge. Thanks for the Easy $25 Bucks, Pal.

Don't Expect a Music Video, This is An Audio Only.

Both Characters Performed by Dilly
Written by Dilly
Battle Funded by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by KennyFreestyle 
Beat Prod. by BEATG33KZ 

(Krusty the Clown)
hey! can't you let a man have a drag on his smoke break
my show returns at eight, I don't have time for extra jokes, 'kay?
and put that pinocchio boner nose back where it came from 
I'd hate to go through the struggle of blurring out your face cunt
I'm children entertainment at its finest you can't beef with me 
you couldn't play me with or without those piano key ass teeth
my burger stops pop off both in springfield and out of state (ay) 
you couldn't match my makings dawg you only got one chain (ay)

(Goofy Goober)
if that's the best of your comedy, take the costume off 
those disses didn't pinch me an inch dawg you're quite the awful shot 
you smoke more packs than krabs do, your quite the fuckin sad dude
one more cigarette and you'll pass dude lungs turn black and there's no coming back dude (damn dude!)
I'm so rich my cashews got cash shoes I demand a better opportunity to rap dude
having this drunk as a foe ain't a match it's a one sided brawl and it makes me wanna laugh dude 
I stack up my bars like my sundaes, so here's the latest scoop
a goofy goober owns a sad ass boomer rappin? alleyoop! 


Krusty the Clown vs Goofy Goober - 24 Hour Challenge Rap Battle!

The second battle of the all-star tournament! Yippeeeee!!!

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POLL WILL END ON AUGUST 7TH AT 10:05 PM EST

CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Swoldow, Awesome Ayden, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, BuffaloBrandon, King Ducky, SuperGamerBro, JoMillion, Box_Soldier22, JesseBoxVO

Swoldow as Baldi
ENNWAY as Nagito Komaeda

Beat by Dansonn

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY


LYRICS:

Nagito:
I never thought there’d come a day where someone so lowly like me
Would finally find competition with all of your clickbait schemes
Aren’t teachers supposed to avoid corrupting children and teens?
But with your memes? Lemme elevate ya to my level
A 3D video game, with 2D sprites and shitty artwork
It’s a hideous shame, your gameplay’s mine but lacks where heart’s worth
Grabbed a little of fame, but Zamination’s new slave
Is getting taught a final lesson ‘fore you live in a grave

Baldi:
Welcome to my rap class! Guess the answer or you're dead
Should Nagito not spit and keep the cancer in his head?
The only ultimate luck you’ve gotten’s avoiding getting beat up
For that opossum ass mane, I’m glad I’m bald if that’s a haircut
If your writers turned in any scene of yours to get grades
I’d ask why they printed a fanfic instead of an essay
Your cast is rounded out by pedos, murderers, and criminals?
That band of freaks isn’t even close to being let in my halls

Nagito:
But a Swiffer’s okay? Your priorities are less straight than I
What, got a problem? Guess your southern accent’s fine
Screwed your fans over, literally, on both their minds and ass you made a mark
But I know a thing or two about leaving patrons in the dark
Stab! Won’t miss it this time, unlike your ruler
Your rapping isn’t slapping, even my headmaster’s cooler
My edits would pale compared to how the internet has whored you
But instead of teaching kids you turned the EA to an OU

Baldi:
And I thought that I had problems to solve! Need a hand man?
Your head’s filled with Junk yet that shit brain’s no transplant
From dogs to mechanics your luck’s a spear into the floor
But you’re my school buses next target, you’ll say “Fuck you Baldimore!”
You got flat lines worse than your heart, your rap’s despair disease
Turned from smartest D2 character to John Kramer for weebs!
Hope turned you to a mess, how inferior complexin’
Think chapter 2 was tense, man? You ain’t seen my detention

Baldi vs Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

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kennyfreestyle as kool-aid man

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art by grasman and hektor
cover art by rabi
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baldi baldi’s basics vs pon roly poly nanakorobi yaoki rap battle

➤ Cast:

Korekitten as Baldi
Spidey Fam as Principal of the Thing
garbageGothic as Playtime

Fightmarker as Pon
JoJoVo as Cho
Buckethead as Banaten

➤ Crew:

Written, produced, mixed by Korekitten
Additional writing assistance from Raisu

Thumbnails by Korekitten
Sprites by Grasman

➤ Lyrics:

(verse 1: 16 bars)

Baldi:
oh hi! welcome to my schoolhouse!
id say “drop the beat” but yours are way too loud! (haha!!)
against me, you’re just a pawn/Pon i will rule out
ask Banaten, you’re not that hard to shoot down
now i gotta take a crack at your concept? holy moly!
subtract coherence from school and you get Roly-Polys!
tried to make a new one, but came way much shorter
with what looks like the budget of one shiny quarter!
(wow!) you’re not just hurting ears but giving brain damage
computers tryna save our eyes thats why your game’s crashing
with all your loopy effects, you’ve been dropping toddlers
like you were tryna turn in abortions to the late badket
(oh!) you ain’t rad, kid, you’re nothing but lazy
stuck in the friend group where you’re treated like a baby
lets hope that verse isn’t as dry as your Fandom wikipedia
looks like your fans are just like you: lost media!


(verse 2: 20 bars)

Pon:
you say that i’m lazy, but dude, look at your team
use that patreon money to start a hair growth routine
you’re a clueless ruler enforcing rules with your ruler
but it’s clear that “school rules when: you’re not with an abuser” (uh)
how the hell do you teach with the time you’re wasting?
your game is so tired out call it Biden’s Basics
i’m tired of the chasing, and im sure half the class thinks
the one thing you can teach is how to be ass at rapping
well, it looks like the clickbait just wasn’t enough
and so you went from “Gotta Sweep” to swept under the rug
i make a track slap like your ruler, you’re offbeat and free-roaming
your random event is like: “uh oh! Baldi’s metronome is 

broken!”
since the Game Jam, you’ve been a runner-up. just a hunk of junk
got your win stolen like your brothers bus, but at the same time
was stacking numbers up, but the thought of blood and guts
got your rubbish dump sucker punched off the google play site
fuck a first prize you fell far from Farfalle
then you threw in First Prize ‘cause your ending was too hard to play
you spend all of your time trying to mess with the children
so because of that i grade you F for federal prison


(verse 3: 8 bars)

Principal of the Thing:
you guys clearly don’t know a thing about *basic*s

Playtime:
that weird cast is one even i don’t wanna play with!

Baldi:
you think kids will like your colors, and how you’re stylized?
with how your game has agedyou really backed up that “Time Flies”!

Playtime:
it’s pretty sad how no-one knows what you are anymore!

Baldi:
Osamu brought in Gotta Sweep to shoo you out of the door!

Principal:
i don’t think that any parent will be hearing ‘bout this

Baldi:
(yeah!) you’ll stay niche, like congratulations .. you exist!


(verse 4: 8 bars)

Pon:
keep on pushing back releases, got useless PR
looks like- 

Cho:
looks like Pon’s not the only one here to fail at VR!
it’s like Birthday-bashing my head against a wall playing your game

Banaten:
and Baldi’s Plus is just Baldi plus undone shit like Place Face (look)
your first game got worst copies than Vs. Dave
this verse slays this balding bird-brain like it’s Filename

Cho:
so this style-based prick will stay the indie black sheep

Pon:
the fans ditched this wack creep, left him more unknown than his crash screen

Baldi vs. Pon (Roly-Polys) - Rap Battle.

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UUQFMDsgw0_xQZZYdqUtLkQ7Y-dRpf4NhwWRUr_TbUk/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Little Mac
DarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriya
Danii as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine
Additional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena and Mega PMB
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Art by Blast03
Hint for next time: "Robot Riot" (for real this time lol)

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya REDUX

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