My Favorite YouTube Rap Battles

raps

CartoonMadeRapBattles

Epiceness

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Justin Buckner as Ickis
Zack Maloney as Oblina
Frenzy as Krumm
Anthony Perry as Mike Wazowski
WoodenHornets as Sulley

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
AHH! REAL MONSTERS!
VERSUS!
MONSTERS INC!
BEGIN!

Ickis:
The three epic monsters are gonna bring pain on these losers
Oblina:
I’m fancy, rich, and ravishing, but also a lyrical bruiser
Krumm:
It doesn’t take the viewfinder to show you two can’t scare
Ickis:
You two better go away, Jimmy and Googly Bear
Oblina:
I’m top of my class, but brains are something you don’t have
Krumm:
Who the hell takes a filthy human, and neglects to put it back?
Ickis:
You both are just failed excuses for money making blockbusters
All:
Our disses will make you be screaming “AHH! REAL MONSTERS!!!”
 
Mike Wazowski:
It’s Mike on the mic, about to make these monsters fall!
I can see your defeats with just my one eyeball
Sulley:
We’ll beat these guys so bad, they’ll start to Krumm-ble
When you face Sulley in a fight, better get ready to tremble
Mike Wazowski:
Ickis, you’re making me sick, Oblina is Beetlejuice’s dildo
We’ll take the screams out of you punks, just like we did with our prequel
Sulley:
We will step through the door and enter a room of your defeat 
You’ll be the jackpot for us, we get our power from your screams

Ickis:
You had a change of heart in the ends? Now that’s upsetting 
Oblina:
We’re be the ones who scare when you leave you bedwetting
Krumm:
Even Gromble would school you! Kick you out of our world
Ickis:
You two think you can win? You got scared by a little girl!
Oblina:
I’ll nit pic these Pixar pricks, even your shorts are shit
Krumm:
Scaring humans is your job, we do it for the hell of it
Ickis:
You two are jokes compared to us, we are legendary
All:
We are the true winners here, you guys aren’t even scary 

Mike Wazowski:
We’ll give you nightmares, we even made Randall run in fear
You can’t take us on, you only aired for four years
Sulley:
Oblina I can’t believe ya, how’s your squish on Krumm?
Ickis, even your brother slickis has disses that make you look dumb
Mike Wazowski:
We’ve got a whole corporation, while you’re still in monster school
You were inspired by the Beatles? Klasky must’ve been a fool!
Sulley:
Since you can’t scare us, you’ll dissappear, now you won’t taunt us
Both:
You’ll be down in Nick’s trash, while we’re the REAL monsters!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *girl screams* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Ahh Real Monsters vs Monsters Inc. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Special

Dipper - Zander
Mabel - Zack
Phineas - Anthony
Ferb - Fel

Dipper Pines!
VS!
Phineas Flynn!
BEGIN!

Dipper:
You're a little too young to beat me so keep caution:
Dipper’s awesome; your triangle head is not in proportion 
You’re about to Tourist Rapped so you shoulda stayed at home
Spitting rainbows of disses so fast you could call me a gnome 
Throw you in the bottomless pit until this bit is resolved  
How you can’t beat Dipper Pines ain’t hard to solve
This typical kid who makes machines shouldn’t be trusted
With my lust of rhymes, you’re about to be busted!

Phineas:
You think you’d beat me with fake monsters and games?
Better listen because I’ll show you what I’m gonna do today
Your rappin's more embarrassing than dancing like a lamb
Am I beating dipper in rhyme (beat stop) yes, yes I am
Building beats and your defeat, back to the mystery shack
You’re riding a roller coaster and I’m running the tracks
It’s about time to end this debate, you dipped and went bendy
Take 2! You loose! Like you lost it with Wendy

Dipper:
It’s time for this lucky dipper to put an orange mutant to shame
Mabel:
Your head shape’s so pointy it popped your show’s fame 
Both:
It’s Mabel and Dipper, and this rap we’ll decipher 
Rap mysterious and delirious, Call us Bill Cipher  
Screw your stepbrother, we’re spitting british tongue twisters
(Mabel) You’re milking your show, (Dipper) better not tell your sister
Dipper:
Run home to your mom, and we’re being serious!
Both:
They should rename your show “Everyone Hates Phineas”

Phineas:
Despite your horror, it’s your animation that’s scary
Ferb:
Defeating you like boredom (Phineas) Hey where’s Perry? 
Both:
I’m creative and inventive, show some respect
After this all your fans will be shouting (Ferb) Has his show ended yet?
And Mabel, you’re caught in fables, It’s like a daydream in your head
Ferb:
So famous we can be recognized by our silhouettes 
Phineas:
It won’t take traveling through dimensions although if you observe
Ferb: You lost from the start, Both: by Phineas and Ferb

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT
YOU DECIDE


Dipper vs Phineas. CartoonMadeRapBattles. Season 2

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

WoodenHornets as Trevor Phillips
Dusk as Michael de Santa
GetSlayedTV as Franklin Clinton
Matthew Thomas as Ed
TheSuperPlushyBros as Edd
Stofferex as Eddy

SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES
TREVOR, MICHAEL, & FRANKLIN
VERSUS
ED, EDD, & EDDY
BEGIN!

Trevor Phillips:
Confronting me? You Brats better run back to your mommys! 
Before I beat you to a pulp, and steal all your pocket money
Michael de Santa:
The life of crime I’ve escaped, I’m the good guy now
I didn’t forget my caped past just to face these toonish clowns
Franklin Clinton:
Y’all will be more paranoid than Jimmy, dawg, don’t mess with us, kids!
Less’ you plan on getting yo ass shot in the chest
Michael de Santa:
We’ll leave you wasted! 
Trevor Phillips:
Smash your faces to the ground and that’s my Ultimatum!
You stooges remind me of hipsters, ‘cause I absolutely hate em’

Ed:
These GTA freaks are so scared, they’re gonna need to grab their weapons
You better run before you get pounded into the dirt by Kevin!
Edd:
You think you’re gonna win? Well I gotta say, that is tragic
With my intellect, your schemes are as bad as your graphics
Eddy:
You better give me your money, and not use it to buy drugs
Your faces are more ugly than the Kanker Sisters, I’ll squish you like bugs
Ed:
You call yourselves criminals? Well if so, you’re the lamest
Leave you dead like Trevor’s brother, it’s no wonder you three are hated

Trevor Phillips:
Ooh, you’ve got me going now, no shit I’m crazy; I’m an animal! 
Michael de Santa:
I’ll show you a Jaw Breaker as I reshape all of your mandibles
Franklin Clinton:
Want a piece of us? Yo, You’ve just been shooting blanks!
Trevor Phillips:
While these ant’s brain’s are nothing but wooden’ planks 
Michael de Santa:
Don’t act all high and mighty, you’re as worthless as my son
Franklin Clinton:
These disses we spittin will taste better than some Chunky Puffs
Trevor Phillips:
You’re a waste of space, this shouldn’t come as a surprise;
All:
No way teenaged scumbags could stop these criminal masterminds!

Ed:
You’re a chicken! Grand Theft fools make me sickened
Edd:
You’ll never win this, it seems that you failed your little mission
Eddy:
You’re not good, you should go back to your hood
Ed:
Your story is more boring than playing with a block of wood
Edd:
Just like Devin, you’ll get thrashed, smashed, and trashed!
Eddy:
You’re just made for some teenagers to waste their cash
Ed:
Once Upon an Ed, these crackheads thought they could win this rap
All:
Then they realized it’s impossible to face the Cul-de-Sac

WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
SUPERTHINGSONCUPS RAP BATTLES!

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Maple, and Stofferex

Ed, Edd, and Eddy vs Trevor, Michael, and Franklin

Remix de Star y Marco vs Wirt y Greg :DD

Beat by Beatg33kz (Evil Within)

Star and Marco vs Wirt and Greg Remix (By ThePrayt)

Just in time for Halloween, we have puppet master Jigsaw (John Kramer) battling against robotic tester GLaDOS.

WoodenHornets' Mom as GLaDOS
Froggy as Jigsaw

LYRICS:
GLaDOS:
It's time to do science, Aperture's mindset of giants
has the violent defiance to put a puppet to silence
I think you'll find, I'm divine! Real vile Venus Fly!
You can't survive, it's no.. cake... against a warped AI
I Kramer, Saw, I conquered! Now for the words you've wanted spoken
Here come the test results: your morality core is broken!
Like my toxins, real vicious, know I'm GLaD to spit some disses
so listen; you don't want to come end up dead like your missus
You've fallen in my trap, you whacks, because this is quite honestly
the only thing I find more humorous than your autopsy
Your life of sin has come to end, just don't make me repeat it
Cuz you'll end up like my predecessor -CAROLINE DELETED-

Billy:
Hello, Caroline. I want to play a game.
Why don't you blow off some Steam by escaping my little place
'cause your flow is even slower than your development process
Revisit Lab Rat and shut down the OS of a “goddess"

Jigsaw:
Completed my rebirth, I'm fighting scrap worth less than TF2
Check your morals and your importance, "zero Valvue"
A real Flesh and Blood bruiser who will send you to the birds
in a PotatOS plot arc Ellen McLamer than your words!
The key to your win lies within your very being
But alternately, I'll Ctrl you and keep on deleting
like a care-a-less Mia final Opera towards the light
on a carousel of shotguns you’ll be singing through the night
Think outside the box - of water strapped to your head
or else you won't  S. U. R. V. I. V. E in The Final Chapter's end
You will function like a puzzle when the tables get turned
like a cube, I will leave you with a 3rd degree burn

GLaDOS:
You waste of SPACE, counting days, contemplating your mistakes
I just really Want You Gone, why don't you SAVE AS I SAVE?
My robot body's packing more meat then your warehouse ever could
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE to retry suicide and do yourself some good
For there's no ATLAS to escape, testing me further's not an option
Because I'm mirroring your gas house with unnerving neurotoxin
Just go. My turrets will take Jim Henson to oblivion
I'm Still Alive and sending you to meet with little Gideon

Jigsaw:
I'm deactivating HAL clones to end your malfunctioned reign
Sew your mouth shut, your monster, don't want to hear you speak again
There's no way to reverse this, so listen to the tape!
Billy:
I'll scatter your parts all across the land just like my namesake
Jigsaw:
This Chell of her former self appears to mock me for my puppetry
from ground up to the moon rocks you can’t run you’re in my custody
‘cause you can’t scream in outer space so stay inside your jail
Time's up. Sorry. Game over. You failed.


Jigsaw vs GLaDOS

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

We're back, baby! Our disappearance was a bit...fishy...ha ha...I'll just leave now.

Feebas: Fel
Magikarp: MaNCHA
Milotic: Justin Buckner
Gyarados: Video Game Rap Battles

The "NO!" Crowd: BroCheck, VinnyO, MultiSuperVids

Feebas:
Your rhythm Flails when my Prism Scales send you flying 
Only five hundred dollars, but your act, I won’t buy it!
People think ‘No’ once they hear your name in the intro
Stuck in a limbo, his fish bowl got black tinted windows 
Here’s the thing though, King Koi, you’re our universe’s Ringo
I bring ‘Oh!’s to the zeros of the League since Indigo
All Karp and no bite, failure’s symbol so hold it
I’m flushing Goldfish and his raps down the toilet!

Magikarp:
Listen crusted rusty brown filthy fish cookie with fins,
I’m insisting with Swift Swim that I’m fishing up a win
Surfing down the path, it’s time for me to make a Splash
Get ready for me to open up a can of Whoop-Feebas!
Reeling in competition, rattle every baiting crook
Because when you’re filleted I’m off the hook!
Scrub, step to me and I’ll drop the Fee-bass to the floor
No luck left since my Tackle is superior to yours! 

Milotic:
Time to tip the Scales with unsurpassable beauty
Magikarp wants to fight? Your moves are worse Than Togepi
I know you’re used to splashing but I got some news
You’ll flop harder than a fish outta water when I’m done with you

Gyarados:
You dragged on too long, here’s my Dragon Rage!
Leave this frilly fish Twisted on my Rampage
Dominating this Contest, I’m a true tyrant
Since I’ve got the violence to silence this siren

Mega Gyarados:
I’m extending my anger, I’m a real Mold Breaker
Loch and load like an ogre, can’t rip through my layers
I’m Atrocious, ferocious and focused with zeal
To prove you’re just Wallace’s Achilles eel 

Milotic:
Power of a Dragon's Rage? Yet your typing says otherwise.
Don’t need mega evolution, I’m the one that’s idolized
It seems that Gyarados just got swarmed
Left him bloody and beaten, redder than his shiny form


Magikarp vs Feebas. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 18.

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Same problem with the CMRB account, I had all of the gmails to the soundcloud account on my pc. My pc is basically not working...and needs to be repaired. We decided to not wait and just make another account to upload the battles on. Enjoy the battle!

Written By Zack
Audio mixed by Fel

Dog Copter - Zack
Lion - Fel

Dogcopter:
I’m a dog hero, you ain’t a true defender
I’ll just ignore you more than you do to your trainer 
Just stay silent, or I’ll blast missile disses out my rear 
or I’ll leave this living purse dying, lion and crying in fear 
Y’all about to explode by the end of this lesson 
Your verse was more boring than your blank expression
Have ya kicked out, like when you slept on steven in his bed
Cause i’m going sharp, more than that sword in your head

Lion:
That was more unbearable than your movie, this copter’s bout to crash 
Those weapons weren’t the only thing you pulled out of your ass 
I’m shouting roar raps, I’ll blow you away from my screams
And the chances of you winning must be in Steven’s dreams
As I protect, I’ll block-bust this reject 
By the time I’m done, this dog is gonna need a vet 
Kick your ass into the clouds, that's my new mission 
Lion lick on deep disses, I’ll send you to a new dimension  

Dogcopter:
Ya can’t do simple tasks,can’t even go to the  cinema?
Looks like the fur hit the fan, so I’ll go for the finisher 
Who could trust you when you keep endangering steven and connie 
this’ll be Lion 4 ass kicking IN 3D

Lion: 
I’m prone to this propeller mutt, you can keep your special effects
I’m a water-walking sneaky stalking pet leaving you wrecked 
get out of this universe, I rate you less than Zero
cause after your defeat: It’ll go straight to video 


Dogcopter Vs Lion. StevenUniverseRapBattles

Back in February 2015, ERBOC was gonna get a rebooted series, and this battle was gonna be the first battle. The rebooted series was cancelled due to issues in the community or whatever. The first battle was gonna be a remastered version of Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines, it's better than the last 2 Finn vs Dipper battles, but the battle overall is meh. Enjoy!

VinnyO - Finn the Human
Froggy - Dipper Pines

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
BEGIN!

Finn the Human:
Straight outta the Land of Ooo, you really wanna Fight Fight me?
Leave you shaking on your knees like every time you talk to Wendy! 
You’re supposed to be 13? Looking down on you is tiring me! 
What’s with your birthmark, I’ll let you figure out the irony...
I’ll be too busy waking up a monstrous flow from the dead!  
You have as much chance of winning as there is hair on your chest! 
So Lamby Lamby Dance outta this, and go back to Tyrone
You can’t outmatch me, you couldn’t even outmatch your own clones

Dipper Pines:
Out of all my years of solving mysteries, this one I’ll never solve
How a stoner comedy insult to cartoons manages to evolve
Dropping atomic bombs on this inhumane mutation 
You’ve got no chance to win according to my calculations
I’m Dipper Pines, this is Gravity Falls, defeating creatures you could never face
While you’re busy dealing with your dad’s rejection in outer space
Sending 3 attacks back, leave your whiny ass flopped
How many seasons does it take for your balls to drop

Finn the Human:
Me and Jake couldn’t be tighter- we’re bout’ to cut down this Pine 
Got a tougher cipher than Bill, rhymes that’ll corrupt your mind 
Try and Lich onto this diss, leave you more broken than your family was 
You’re losing this fight like how you lost against manliness! 
Slash this kid with my sword Sev’ral Times, and you’ll find- 
I would rather hear the paper jammed version of you rhyme
What’s up Scooby? Embarrassed because you’re not what you seem? 
Flip you the dipper, you won’t be solving anymore mysteries 

Dipper Pines:
I would of expected more from you, that was lazier than your writers
Where do you keep those crappy lines? Packed up in your splattered diaper? 
Your shows hanging on a thread, chop it and your arm off again!
One to talk about embarrassment- you wear a condom on your head 
You gender bending slendy wench, you better cry and run
As you’ll never please your parents and never bite outta bubblegum 
Your run is done! You should be gleeful that you’re still intact
The case of who the victor was, has just been cracked! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, Fel, and WoodenHornets

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines (SCRAPPED ERBOC REBOOTED)

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony
