Hercules:
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I’m supposed to slay down
I’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I’ll play it like Pain’s bout, I got superior physique
You’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
You’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run 
For when they’re trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy’s acting like a knuckleheaded fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News

Naruto:
Your story is odd, I’ve heard it a lot and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical, yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes 
Slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you Herpes 
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star Company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
Cuz you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages

Hercules:
I got issues with my family? Think before you flow 
You spent more time sonning me than you did with Boruto

Naruto:
My son fights on his own, but what about your ladies?
You couldn’t kill your guilt for a pile of crying babies!

Hercules:
Talk about fathers, I bet yours can relate too 
He figured he'd rather die than live a second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of Sakura 
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser, it's your fate
My legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
You’d only offend the deaf, your floppy sign language can’t harm me
Look at your right hand, it’s you and what arm-y?

Naruto
You underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
Cuz on your inside you’re a pussy, no-mean lion 
I summon Toads that spit more flames than you ever did 
Because you only dish fire - when your kids are at the end of it
You’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and the panic
You left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
You brought the fear in your era and now I’m clearing your terror
No matter how much you wanna impress, you’re a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery you pay to be a scandal
Stop hook-and-piling humans, you should do it on your sandals 
You chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own, you turned Olympus to a Nike shop

Naruto vs. Hercules - Rap Battle!

Freshy Kanal - Donkey Kong Vs. Winston Rap Battle Ft. Titanium1208 & BluBirdVA

Freshy Kanal: Scarecrow (DC) vs Scarecrow (Oz) feat. Freeced & Snakebite126

Freshy Kanal: Garden Gnome vs. Cymbal Chimp ft. Freeced & Snakebite126

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Chi-Chi as Power
Azia as Nezuko Kamado

Power:
(ahem) Grovel, human! Oh wait, you're not anymore.
Not since your entire bloodline was dropped on your porch!
If your ego gets too big, I'll cut it off at the source!
Save the crocodile tears and end this sob story short!
'Cuz I'm the fucking president of the United States!
Sleepy Joe over here ain't even qualified to race!
Everybody and their mother wants to kidnap the kid napping!
Got Moons walking on you; now you run from Michael Fucking Jackson!
Fancy footwork, thinking you're Messi? Kiddo, go fuck off and kick rocks!
Your demon art couldn't dent me; my blood boils because I'm pissed off!
I'll bite the hand that has fed me, and I'll shit wherever I want!
You're one-dimensional, just like Denji; you can't think outside of the box!
I got 1000 IQ; you got 1000 knife wounds!
Keep you locked up; no way to bite through! Had to make sure that it was child-proof!
All of your friends are making big steps, while you're the gum under their shoe!
Sleeping tight, but something feels fishy; when are your chums becoming your food?

Nezuko Kamado:
You must be ready to box, padding and filler galore...
I'm packing cheap shots; have Aki deliver to doors.
I don't need Tanjiro; I can smell you from a mile away.
At least he doesn't have to show me how to style and bathe.
I'll wipe the smile and the grime off your entitled face!
You're washed up, but to get clean, you'd need a tidal wave.
Like Kobeni's license plate, I'll bash your hood in.
Pedal to the brake; I smash my foot in.
Severed at the crown; still ass I'm whoopin'.
Ten toes down, and you're the crap I stood in.
Makima would pop your cap at the drop of a hat.
You have been catching strays, and probably the clap.
Claim that you'll kill a pussy, but get awfully attached.
Funny, a cat woman double crossed by a bat.
You're a blood-sucking leech! You're acting tough, but no one trusts
You'd muster up the belief for standing up to the beasts!
When on the cusp of defeat, you'd simply jump ship and leave!
Ain't got the guts for this beef; can't even stomach your greens!
You think you're the main event, but vain attempts have left you ostracized!
You're big and bad? You'd piss your pants if I went and switched off the lights!
Got no shame and dodge the blame; toxic traits, yet so cocky!
If you keep on pointing fingers, you'll be left with nobody!

Power:
KAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll roast Inosuke like pork; dice him! Split Zenitsu like forked lightning!
Mangle Tanjiro, hang the Hashiras; I'll have the whole entire Corps frightened!
I'll win for my priministirial campaign!
If your family wasn't axed, they'd be in famine from my tax rates!
You're a burden, a weight! So much baggage, you're hurtful to carry; your brother to act as your personal caddy!
He's in the fray, while you sleep in the day; make him serve as a lackey!
You never trained hard, never came far; you're alone in a fight, and you're getting chopped!
You'd be better off if I'm sending you back to your village looking like a bento box!

Nezuko Kamado:
Power as a leader? Stop gassing her up like that'd fit her.
You're one racist line away from female anime Hitler.
Hard to keep my rage contained; I think I've found the outlet!
Hit the Griddy one more time, I'll hit the grid and cause a power outage!
I cooked Daki easy; Makima would've charred this bitch!
Can't beat her without Pochita; you didn't have the heart for it!
You ain't second in command 'cuz you were Denji's first mate!
Won't hold a candle to me; don't you remember his birthday?

Power vs. Nezuko - Rap Battle!

killer fucking rematch, check it out here https://youtu.be/ouEh7HwtIuw?si=-irfFArIwPH2YHC1

Kokichi Oma vs. The Imposter REMATCH by GamingPlush64

Buggy vs Arthur Fleck (One Piece vs Joker) - RAP BATTLE! - by Freshy Kanal

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

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Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Video coming mid-May!
I don't plan to use anime very frequently in this series, but this matchup was too good to pass up. The underwater invader of humanity Ika Musume from Squid Girl comes to blows with the fresh squid kid of Splatoon, Inkling. 

Azia as Ika Musume
garbageGothic as Inkling Girl

IKA MUSUME:
From the depths of the sea, I got an inkling of threats and
I won’t let your Turf Wars bring our armageddon
You’ve polluted your genre and now it’s time that I step in
It’s time to get Kraken! I’m the new Special Weapon!
Like Sanae, your childish game failed to woomy
So I won’t be outmatched this time - my plan will go smoothly
I’m accustomed to customers - serving sea creatures is easy
You can’t touch me! I’m scrubbing out this scrub like a Squee-G
This Splatfestering evolution of my kind’s a poor replacement
So i’ll make you ink yourself - you’ll require a cleaning, Agent!
Still want a resolution? Don’t try to take me on
You’re down to 720ps in a cephalopod
You’re a shrimpy little wimp no longer eaten up by fans
What good is a squid that can’t swim or make waves outside Japan?
(grrrr) This Inkling’s sinking in thinking she’ll spit hotter
This dissing’s your ink blotter to stick you in stillwater

INKLING:
Calm down there, sister. I think it’s time you grow up
You can’t face my massive growth when you’re stunned by beach blow-ups
Your anime’s unknown, my freshness is intact
When firing in rap, I'm leaving this shrimp splat
I’m heatin’ up this match, and yet you’re still in hat
You should really relax, take it off and kick back
Then you’ll catch a quick flash, your life is now entrapped
I’m leaving a wimp brat like her costume - ink sacked!
What are you, anyways? With that controllable hair
Are you another ARMS character trying to compare?
‘Cuz I’m passing with flying colours as I fire Splattershots amidst
You’re bombing and vomiting up your own ink as a condiment!
Secretly hated by all her so-called companions
This naive sucker belongs in the Octo Expansion
Sure, you failed at your invasion, but it’s really not that rough
You’ve already been pun-ished for finally taking a dub

IKA MUSUME:
Okay, you’ve put on a Shonen, but you’re not Off The Hook yet
With your racist tendencies from your octopus threats
For sea creatures, my mantra may be to be accommodating
But I’ll Sub-vert my morals here to drop this a-Bomb-ination

INKLING:
Got the Splatterscope on ya, your shots are like a Super Soaker
I’ll flatten your thick skull - call that a Crunchyroller
I’m a kid and a squid now, neither of which you ruled over!
Even the Gamepad was a more effective controller

Cover Art by Eddiefrb
Written by Eddiefrb
Audio Engineered by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Prod. by Dansonn

NEXT BATTLE: Doggy Doggy What Now?

Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

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