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eric the audible as pac man
nathan provost as where's waldo

written by dilly, swoldow, shimario, and rabi.
additional writing by masong and anangrypenguin
mixed by kennyfreestyle 
beat prod. by ihaksi
beat arranged by shimario
art by bmb
cover art by shimatio
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB


Pac-Man vs Where's Waldo - Bonus Battle! (2022)

Welcome back to another rap battle! This battle pits school idol from Love Live, Nico Yazawa, against the man behind the slaughter, William Afton! Who will win? That's for you to decide!

(0:14) Nico:
Hello? Hello? Is this the night guard that I’m fighting?
The one who thinks the worst thing’s children and people flashing their lights and
Wanna save themselves from dying? Well then sir, I’m still not buying
You Nico Nico Niii-

(0:25) Afton:
-Need to put that verse on pure silence.
Greetings there miss, name’s Afton. Best not tread where I’m setting trends.
Now I’d say this schoolgirl should drop the pen, cause I’ll make it clear that we’re not friends.
What a goner, have you all lost to this monster
The man behind the slaughter, idol’s going idle knowing I spit hotter

(0:43) Nico:
When it comes to parenting and rapping, you sure suck at handling Mikes
If that was a taste of your raps, then I’m barely scarred from Fazbear’s Frights.
I’d say your games are pretty hit-or-miss, from the cheap jumpscares to your failing plans; 
And I thought I was supposed to be the family man, but what the hell’s up with your family, man?
I can’t be sittin’, relaxin’, (huh?) PG was gaining some traction, (yep.)
Then Michael came in attacking his dad’s actions so this hack’s wack act could just get a reaction
Henson’s attraction’s’ attractin’ no one, I’ve seen more liveliness out of your puppets
Purple Guy’s losing green so best make like your family restaurants and finally shut it

(1:12) Afton:
Comparing your father and I, there’s something I should mention;
I ascended through the ranks, the only thing he did was ascended.

(1:19) Nico:
You used to be all scary and your calls’s what you were known by,
But they hung up your story, so yeah, you’re not that guy, Phone Guy.

(1:26) Afton:
Seems you need to merge your mind, your vanity won’t get me fooled
Falling behind in this rap, it won’t take much to leave you schooled.
This child wants to break me, how? I won’t let you take me down.

(1:37) Nico:
Well, it looks to me that your machines aren’t the only things that’re breaking down!

(1:40) (Breakdown where Afton turns into Springtrap)

(1:47) Springtrap:
It seems that I’ve returned to breathe some life into this one track.
So now I’ll show this student how to properly come back
You got acclaim from your music by versing all your dumb raps
But your creators saw what was built and turned it into scrap! (Agh!)
The upperclassmen got a hold of your group, and you tried to lead it with a bright future.
Yet with how I’ve left this child crying, I guess my restaurants would suit you.
And your laughable lyrics don’t compare to the bots I’ve been gutted by
So I don’t need to turn off any cameras to have your battery running dry.

(2:16) Nico:
For the record, this guy surrendered to kids and then got his body severed
‘Cause he couldn’t walk around a suit better than your Mikey with Ennard
Lilliard makes Pratt seem peak cinema; how ‘bout I fill in?
Since I’m not dying to this robot because I’m not your children!
So, looking at your animatronics, they’re far from flooring,
When what’s boring is the story that’s present in your recordings
Yet it’s funny Henry did that job much better than you could
But it’s clear that flames have once again shut Afton down for good…

Azia as Nico Yazawa
Cranice as William Afton

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa

William Afton vs Nico Yazawa - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Lexi M. as King Boo & Gengar

Written by 3ple, SIR Rap Battles & Jacobrl99
Additional writing help by AJ & keanetan
Mixed & Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Art by 3ple
Beat by DiamondStyle
Special thanks to Jacobrl99, Chao, RaccoonBroVA, LEECHY! & Shwabadi

Gengar (0:11):
What wanders in this time of night?
Who wishes for a shiver down their spine tonight?
To break minds? Your Boos can’t provide the frights
The only thing they that can break is a line of sight

Take the crown off that dome! Give it to this ghost type
Not the freak who freezes up at the flash of a strobe light
But with those bags below your eyes, no wonder you would hate it
You should sleep, like everyone who bought your games and played it! (HAHAHA)

Keep your haunted mansions (argh), I can haunt dimensions (argh)
Hiding in shadows and taking minds for my possession
It ain’t hard to sway them to believe you’ll never beat me
Your downfall’s to a vacuum, so this battle is a clean sweep

King Boo (0:46):
It’s a full moon, (huahhuah) oh it’s getting dark (yeah)
Come, step in my mansion, you can rest your heart (huahhuah)
Go and check the art, they know that you’re lookin’
Hey, you better get a room or else I’ll make you BOOK IT! (HUAHAUHAHUAH) 

Break the limbs of this ghost, that’s how I’m casting a shadow
Leave you stuck in a door loop, have you trapped in a castle
I get the big bucks, slot machine, cash in the gamble
You’d only size up if you Gigantamax’d in this battle (huahuahuah)

Crown on. Dark Moon; zapped to a shower!
Check it, it’s decked with more stones than Lavender Tower
With the faction you founded, I couldn’t even call you freaks creepy
When you’re reppin’ a baby squad with the name Team Meanies

Gengar:
Now a battle of spirits? Yeah, I’ll go a round or two
Take out your crew of 50, this licker’s gonna down some Boos
Recycling your plan to beat Luigi in a doomed arc?
Man, your head’s about as vacant as your rooms are

And when it comes to fighting him, you’d bet your fucking life on that
Fuck a ouija board, your ghosts would cower from some eye contact
Sold at a garage sale, that’s quite fitting for you
When you’ve spent your entire franchise being given the boot! 

King Boo:
To even get you, trainers gotta send you to a foreign place
Forget a portrait, you are a poor trade
A spectral army bows to me, you couldn’t get a crowd cheering
So I’ll punch your teeth in and replace you - that’s a crown filling

You pale like your shiny to this master of death
While I captured a red plumber, you got captured by Red
You’ll be abandoned again once I trap you in my painting 
Like your company with crunch culture, YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE IT (HUAH UAHUA)

Gengar vs King Boo. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Lexi M.)

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 04/15/2022

LYRICS

Happy Appy:
Hey kids! It’s an episode of Happy Appy!
And on today’s show, we’ll be snapping through a sappy sad freak!
Now this matchup may make it look like we’re equal
But I hope you remember my tips on how I burn people! 
This little sock puppet thinks he’s got somethin’
But just try and start talkin’ and I’ll make sure that that maw’s shut, kid
I’m bad to the bone, check how much my core’s sickened
I’ll take this metal pole I got and bludgeon your fucking corpse with it
You can take it from Miranda, I kill it when I run tracks
Like Bo’s career in standup, you’re not able to come back
So I predict that you’ll crash when this apple is spitting
Why’s this outlier being silenced? Well that’s natural, children

Socko:
Woooow, Appy, that sure was a lot!
But I’ll have to make like Nick Jr. and turn it all off
‘Cause I can’t bare your snuff films or the words that you brought
So I’ll let some curses out when I’m burning this doll
Ok so first off, what the fuck is up with your plot, man?
Took to crashing planes, since your ratings just could not land
From your fires, the addresses, and killing kids with your shiny knife
Makes sense this shit Mr. Bear wannabe aired in ‘99
Hell, your whole fucking deal is the fact you’re a joke
And a shit one! No wonder Forenzik dropped the act and then croaked
So I’m happy your show found a home as you can rot in hell now
Wanna redeem yourself? Take that syringe and knock yourself out

Happy Appy:
Oh no, everybody! Seems our buddy flunked his verse!
But don’t worry, Happy Appy’s here to teach him how this works
4 minus 1? (3!) 8 minus 6? (2!)
Take the sock, you’re left with Oobi with no Eyes on Him (Ooh!)
I’ve killed astronauts, yet you still choked more than them!
Go back to your little purgatory of Burnham’s tormentin’
I’ll show you where to start if you wanna escape that prison cell
                                               Kill yourself

Socko:
Are you fucking serious? Suicide’s the hardest bar that you throw?
The only laughs you’ll get from that are toddlers watching your show
Like come on, you creepypastas are supposed to be frightening, right?
But I’m getting scared at the quality on how they write you guys
Made as a shitpost to read on Roblox threads late at night
And your rewrite came, and spoilers, nobody found anything of worth
Now your owner’s bawling his eyes just because he has to say outright
That Appy’s just a fad, and kids, That’s How The World Works

CREDITS

Danii as Happy Appy
WoodenHornets as Socko

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Epistra
Additional Instrumentation by Swizkii, Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, JustGamer, and Nikki
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by noobydotwad and BMB
Cover art by Rabi

Happy Appy vs. Socko - Rap Battle

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 08/28/2023

LYRICS

Intruder:
STOP WATCHING THIS. IMMEDIATELY HEED THE WARNING, PLEASE
PROCEEDING IS PROHIBITED, since you’ve no authority
Hogging the broadcast like that seems a bit selfish
So here’s another hijacking. I’ll let myself in.
I’ve been watching you. And I’ve been following
The only action that you’ve produced is me vomiting 
You catch the wave when you’re bad-mouthing Coke
I’ll drown you in flow YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE THE BODIES
I break and enter to crack the door and your mind too
Hang you from the ceiling like the driveway door behind you
Send prayers to Gabe but you’re one that he wouldn’t pay mind to
Don’t bend over, just look behind you.

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Is this thing on? I’d like to interrupt this
You crack the doors at night? Guess what, baby, I’m unhinged 
Nobody’s scared of JPEGS or whatever you set free
But your fans are still like “Oh no! They’re coming to get me”
(mumbling) Not a monster but I’ll berate you, yo
Makes sense you don’t got copies, you’ve no ways to alternate your flow
(mumbling) Met with the Preacher and I let loose
She’s got the long face, call that Maximum Headroom
Looking a Eminem sketch mixed with some drugged dude?
I thought it was a VHS glitch, but no, that’s just you
You build up your releases and hype up crowds for that lame excuse
Then the fans are disappointed like “WHO HAVE I BEEN PRAYING TO?!”

Intruder:
Please Tell me how you plan to Hinder me
Because I can’t even Identify a way you would be hitting me
Neutralize me? With a flyswatter as your weapon?
Take my word - Know your place, second
You broadcasted disgusting fetish play to millions
Parents distraught at the sight of their missing infant’s innocence 
The cops are out still looking and I’m looking through your suspects
Mr. John R. Macdougal on-
They left the hands of the messenger to a crackpot
Thinking you’re a rap god, *cut to a pic of gabriel*
Unknown identity? Then I’ll be leaving no traces
Take this manchild down 3,426 CASES

Max Headroom Hijacker:
Think you deal me mental damage, but your trash is weak
An analog parody, I don’t wanna hear it, M.A.D.tv
Everything you said was garbled nonsense, but I’m not surprised
So take advice from the respondents, learn on how to drop a line
Healthcliff pulled the trigger on himself, honest, I’d do the same
Cause listening to all your raps? I’d put the bullet through my brain
How could this chess piece man ever to hope to terrify watchers
When you’re shilling some cute plushies, only 25 dollars!!!
Take a swatter if you think you’re fly and leave you bleeding red
“The Death of Six” with crossed out eyes, so only you can see the X
And here’s a tip to Mandela County so that the hurting stops 
If TV’s rotting your brain away, then maybe turn it off

CREDITS

SimplyRazzy as The Intruder
Mr. Tibbs as WARNING

MetaStarVA as The Max Headroom Hijacker

Written by Rabi 
Additional writing help from Fightmarker
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by Moxxie
Cover art by Rabi

The Intruder vs. The Max Headroom Incident - Rap Battle

Ego as Blitzo
Leo Barqui as Beetlejuice

Written by Teimunity

Illustrations by Tompuffs, Dboy
Thumbnail by Cidisswo

Mixed and Mastered by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Production by Anywaywell

Special Thanks: Dboy, Tompuffs, Spindlehorse, You, The Viewer

Beetlejuice vs. Blitzo • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzrjyDF7aY

Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a big battle between two goofy side villains, who secretly have much bigger plans beyond what the main villains of their respective games aim for. We have Dimentio, the larger than life jester who steals the show in Super Paper Mario, and Plague Knight, the small yet insanely mischievous alchemist on a quest for all of the Order of No Quarter's essences in Shovel Knight. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Rosenthal as Dimentio
Snakebite126 as Plague Knight

Written, Directed, and Produced by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: ENNWAY 
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Edited by: Shimario
Art by: Valonide 
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Eddiefrb, Jofinity, GustyStar, Zertonium

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtQS063JZBw8j7P4U-v-HEfds4lEiNZVQIU5MgSdyLE/edit?usp=sharing

Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle!

LYRICS

Poniko/UBOA
Uh… do you have some kind of business?
‘Cause the D.A.R.E. showcase is in the Violence District
So… if you could leave, that’d be great since
Seeing you’re roaming the streets, I can get why Madotsuki stays in

Shady look, head to knee, cloaked, no identity 
Looking like another seller price-gouging LS…D
Um.. could you stop.. flipping… the light switch?
‘Cause… you might have a… bit… of a slight trip

THERE’S NO NEED TO PINCH YOURSELF
YOU WANTED THIS, AND AS A REWARD, I’LL GIVE YOU HELL
WATCH YOUR WORLD CHANGE AS YOUR SIGHTS SET ON THE NIGHT TERROR
ENTER, MR. SANDMAN, WELCOME TO THE WHITE DESERT

IT’S OBVIOUS JUST FROM THE SIGHT OF THIS MAN
AND IT MAKES SENSE WHY HE NEVER LEFT OUTSIDE OF JAPAN
YOU’RE FACELESS, BLAND, AND LEAVE PEOPLE’S BRAINS SCATTERED 
WASHED OUT FROM MINDS ‘CAUSE YOU LACK ANY GREY MATTER

The Grey Man
IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. A PLACE TO WAKE UP 
FLOWERS. HE HAD FOUR. USE THE COMPANY. 
CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILS. I CAN’T DO IT FOR YOU. 
ZERO. TEN. TEN. ZERO. SEVEN. ZERO.           ASMIK. 

Wake up, there is no room for sleep.
You cannot move or leave. This is no lucid dream.
Now take this pill and join me, go take the plunge,
Watch an easter egg crack like your brain on drugs.

Composed of the stuff that’s - more than - 24 side effects.
Composed of the stuff - to leave you lying - lying - lie in bed.
Composed of the stuff - see figures leave and reappear - time and time again.
No one - talks to you - you’re one more - sight to them.

[                                                                                               ]

Take a trip. See, I originated this
Send players through 11 - 12 pieces, make them sick.
You’re a copy- a copy, take this pill and-ta-take it in,
I wrote down the Dream Journal, you just emulated it.

Sink Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer
And Downer, and Downer, and Downer, and Downer…
Don’t wake up.
Dizzy, loopy, passed out - under the - streetlight.
Sleep tight.

UBOA
PUT ME TO SLEEP? YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A REST
‘CUZ THAT WASN’T A HANGOVER, JUST A CRICK IN THE NECK
AND THAT’S ALL THAT YOU ARE, SO GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM
OR COME WIPE MY MIND, I’D BE GLAD TO FORGET YOU

NO WONDER ASMIK COULDN’T MAKE YOUR STUFF SELL
‘CAUSE WHO’S WANTING A WALKING SIMULATOR THAT CAN’T RUN WELL?
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BOOT UP YOUR EMULATOR AND DREAM TOO
BUT NOW THEY NEED TO BOOT UP AN EMULATOR TO SEE YOU

[                                                                                               ]

The Grey Man
I live in your conscious.           your subconscious.
The dark thoughts - buried - lying - lie in bed unconscious.
You hole up in your home - in your home - interacting is dread.
But you are not alone

Only cared about when the lights cut out since
You don’t fit - the spotlight, more the dark that surrounds it.
So - so lonely, starving for attention.
When you go to sleep, don’t be startled by my presence.

CREDITS

Kurobane Azia as Poniko and UBOA

Rosenthal as The Grey Man
Snakebite126 as Also The Grey Man

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by DumbChild
Additional instrumental work by ENNWAY
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by linterteatime
Cover Art by Rabi

UBOA vs. The Grey Man - Rap Battle

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b07muNKGGwsi-R8svN-jsisz8oCXAvOHLnjoR3YmVBQ/edit
KyleRhysMarsh as Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny (cameo)
Mancha (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Dog
Adam (UBERocity) as Duck Hunt Duck
Written by MetaMachine, Jay and Bork
Thumbnail by Jade
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Educational!*"