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Kardinal Offishall - Dangerous Ft. Akon - DJ EAK SR 130 BPM

Artwork: http://ozumii.deviantart.com/art/Megalovania-579338351

I was surprised that no one else did a full blown remix of both Bonetrousle and Megalovania together, and I decided to solve the problem. So here you go, a remix masterpiece that took two weeks of working non-stop (and I'm working on a big project at the same time, so that's why this remix took longer than usual) OvO

This song is one of the most technical remixes I've ever written, as I was trying to practice going from two extremities (Very hard tech to light orchestral) and also practice using various transitions throughout the entire piece. I was trying to see how far my skills could go, and I hope you enjoy! OwO

[Undertale Remix] SharaX - Megalotrousle

it was scrapped for obvious reasons
Written by Zack, Skeep, Eddie and Fel

Scrapped Cast
Dora - Leannaire 
Diego - Zack 
Boots - Skeep 
Baby Jaguar - Eddie
Alicia - Leannaire

Dora:
Vamanos! Don’t cross Dora, or you’ll be spinned-off 
Drown ya’ in your Rain Forest till this has-been had enough 
This kid ‘bout to be battered ain’t no rescue ranger
He’s longing to soon join the list of the endangered 
(Let’s get to it!) Get a clue of who supports Animal abuse 
Hope this pretender likes the taste of the other end of my Boots 
Boots: Can you resist taking the piss? Dora: I know you can’t do it!
Boots: 
Gee, you’re quite optimistic towards a cousin so clueless
Dora:
The fourth wall falls with the thought of my raps
With a voice to cause cave-ins and my ears to collapse
Claiming that you’re wild but you’ve got cero skill 
Doesn’t take a child to see Boots: that this Bear’s been Grilled

Diego:
This hispanic multi-languaged brat’s forgot my skill is relative 
Though I’d hate to explore your dignity, fuera goes your relevance
I won’t need my gadgets in this rap to still be more advanced than you
Down Syndrome's ain’t your sole disorder; your raps are one too
I endure through the harshest of nature, in which I also rap it
Alicia:
While you match the intelligence of your own demographic
Diego:
You’re a diluted version of me, that ain’t an Underwater Mystery
So get lost, leave you as inanimate as your “friends” should be

Dora:
It’s a jungle outside, amigo, stop the tech and use your wits for once
Have you backtrack if you cross paths when I Backpack a punch
Boots: 
We’ve endured successfully through your preachy babble
So Go Diego Go and get the chin-ga out this battle
Baby Jaguar: 
This Chicken’s not a Legend and your pauses are not worth the wait
I’ll wipe that smile from your Map, and we don’t need one to navigate
Diego:
Your raps bad enough, now you’re a teenage perra in the city
Alicia: The end of Dora’s rhyming spree Diego: and it’s seems I’ve swiped her victory!

Go Diego Go vs Dora the Explorer (FLOW TEST) - Scrapped CartoonMadeRapBattles

Bienvenidos a la batalla #3 de Choque Lírico!, disfruten un duelo entre los dos chicos con poderes legados, Steven Universe, el chico de buen corazòn de la serie del mismo nombre e Izuku Midoriya, el aspirante a ser hèroe en el anime Boku No Hero Academia!

Letra:

Steven:
(BOOM), ¿oyes eso?; son las Steven Bombas que traigo al duelo
Tu Uno Para Todos no servirá contra mi escudo en este reto
Al igual que tu anime, lo único que harás será llorar y gritar
Izuk-umbirás con mis rimas, explotarás como Katsuki en este rap
Fusiono mi flow: será helado y caliente como si fuera Shouto
Escupo saliva, pero en vez de sanarte dejaré tu brazo roto
Me estoy elevando, la chica agradable no te salvará de caer 2 veces
Aún no eres Fuerte de Verdad, ¿Verdad?, fue inútil entrenar 10 meses

Izuku:
No te eches tantos aires si sólo Tumblr te conocía
Hoy te añadiría como “El Gohan Gordo” que contra Izuku perdía
De nuevo será Humano contra Roca, pues empezaste otra guerra
Este es El Día en que dejo a esta Gema debajo de la tierra
Te mandaré a la luna pero no con el León esta vez
No necesito una Rosquilla para poder hacerte caer
Tu banda de Gemas Horribles no podrás proteger, siendo un cristal falsificado
Sigo con 0 puntos, pero a este Clarence he dejado igual derrotado

Steven:
En esta Batalla te pongo a Prueba y no aprobarás
pues tus rimas son basura que ni Amatista guardará
Ganar en este duelo es algo que Deku No Podrá Hacer contra mi
El único Quirk que tienes es el de Garnet pues tu derrota veías venir

Izuku:
Quizá no haya nacido con Quirk pero no soy tan débil Como Tú
¿No aprobaré?, solo con un Smash en mi dedo harás Poof
Ni con todo tu Plus Ultra defensivo ganarás en este rap
Haré un hueco tan grande en tu gema que En Lo Profundo lo voy llamar

Gohan SSJ2:
Silencio par de sensibles, acaba de llegar el Super Saijayin
Venzo a Deku en el beat y al Tigre Millonario le gano en el ring
El baile de Vegeta no es tan ridículo al lado de ustedes dos
No tengo el pelo azul o rojo, pero en este track soy un Dios
Traigo el Kamehame-Rap, hasta Mr. Satan es un mejor rival
Trunks viene del futuro y él sabe que al final van a fracasar
No se los perdonaré, son unos insectos al igual que Cell
Quieren ser héroes, ¡pero nunca van a sobrepasar mi nivel!

Cast:
Xtrange como Steven Universe
TicciSparks87 como Izuku Midoriya
Franco Glass como Son Gohan

Escrito por Prayt, TicciSparks87, Franco Glass y Alienmadman
Beat by Kustom.
Mixeado por ASZ Producciones.

disfruten!

Steven Universe Vs Izuku Midoriya - Choque Lìrico #3

Letra:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BV9H7QmWv7Gjh86vwWpbxISshpRDiQ0wKQDRhPCWYZs/edit?usp=drivesdk


Beat por Kustom Beats

Red vs Blu - Ships Rap Battles

Letra:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKv2sLjvUP4VENMf7bKLHjuTGZ7L5MApZ1JTFs-6jX0/edit?usp=drivesdk

Beat por Allrounda Beats

Steve vs Sackboy - Ships Rap Battles

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Season 1/2 scrapped battle.
Yeah...
People asked for it so


Maybe Rick will be back in the future ;)

Finn:
Yo it's Finn, bout to beat you cause you're nothing but irrelevant 
i’ll wrestle for definite cause I'M IN MY ELEMENT 
When I grip the mic in a battle, you know that I RAP-TASTIC 
Jake i’ll take the trash out on you sarcastic spastics

Jake:
We’ll send you back to the future with our (BOTH): TOTES SWEET (Jake): Rhymes 
Use my powers to flatten your rapping just because i'm 
Mr. meeseek-ing a victory against, you two p-rick cliches 
You must be inside a dream if you think you can beat (both) Finn and Jake

Morty:
OH NO IT’S A RABBIT WITH A SWORD WHO’S QUITE URHM SPORTY!
Rick:
No Morty, it's just finn the human *burp* it's just a human Morty! 
*burb* I know why you live in a treehouse cause your rhymes are so poor
Rick:
Spitting disses that’ll destroy ya 
Morty:
more than the mushroom war!
Morty:
We're natural born rappers, we don't need any autotune
You'll forever be an orphan since your own dad never wanted you!
Rick:
I’d rather get drunk *burp* your verses make me hurl
I’ve seen dogs more fearsome when they took over the world

Finn:
Oh my glob, that was pathetic! Could you spit even more bad?
Jake
I don't think they can bro, he failed even more than his dad! 
Finn:
Your chance to win is finn, we got so much gold that we're rich
Jake:
Beat any day dudes, (finn) Yeah! You're no lich! 
Finn:
Rick may of beat the devil but now he’s facing us two!
Jake:
Yeah bro, judging by your face, no wonder no one likes you!
You as keen as a jelly bean bro, if you wanna beat me! 
Finn:
We completed this Adventure and 
Both:
it will go down in history!

Morty:
You wanna make fun of my date, look at how many times you got rejected!
Spit hot like, uhmm the flame princess- (Rick) I don't know what I expected 
Rick:
You’re an underpowered minor with a flower on his arm.
Unless I’m some kind of thing that hates flowers- it won't do me harm!
You'll be falling in your own crap, and we'll get the last laugh
You're both mentally retarded, we didn't even need my laser for that!
Morty:
You can't just say that Rick
Rick:
Morty, Shut up Morty please
Both:
Go back to your candy kingdom, we'll be saving whole galaxies!

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

SMG4 vs Mario rap 2017
lyrics: SMG4:S to the M to the G to the 4. That's a name im sure you heard it before. Filled to the brim with rythem and flow. A Sexy ass man from head to toe. Now i don't want to mention, butjust pay attation cause im about kick your ass in the next dimension. If you think you can win then you deranged. Cause since beginning nothing changed. An overwight plumber won't ever stick! You need a man like me who's extra thick. Try to take a swing but you going to knock out with a ring ring ring. Mario:o look

SMG4

Mario Vs SMG4 Rap Battle ( War Of The Fat Italians 2017)

cuphead vs bendy

I'm sorry

Mancha as Ugandan Knuckles no. 1
Skeep as Ugandan Knuckles no.  2
Frenzy as Ugandan Knuckles no. 3

garbageGothic as Maki Nishikino

Ugandan Knuckles:
Come my bruddas, to show de pride of da Knuckles clan
Unite for Uganda to spit on and ‘gainst this woman
We will show de elitist loner some tribal shunning
Look at de clok clok clok clok! Action is coming!
In Uganda, we stick together unlike your band of rebels
and gay lesbian girls who are empowered by de devil
Do you know de way? We will find our queen some day
While you're not real Ugandan; you're fake like Zimbabwe
Maki:
I guess I'm playing a solo; I'm okay with being lonely
That I'd rather be than a tribe that worships a dragon loli
Its open mic night. I’d throw tomatoes, but that’d be a waste
I’m the headlining performance tonight! Get the hell off the stage!
In reciting lyrics, you’ll find I’m well composed
Pitch perfect! Prose pros? I’m hitting ‘em, take note!
To think you’d mumble rap was expecting too many tings
So run your mouth flaps! I’ll show you how Knuckles Sings!
Are you trying to be funny? You know I don't chuckle.
You’re literally dirt poor. You know I'd rather flex my knuckles.
While your conga line bangs bongos in chat rooms trying to rush in
I’ll J-Pop your bloated bodies; strike with my type of percussion!
Ugandan Knuckles:
Live and Learn bruddas, she do not know de slang
Screw de rainbows and Kannas, we da real gucci gang
De Knuckles tribe will beat you red and blue like Pepsi cola
Den we’ll cough an infectious rap and give you ebola
We have no water in Uganda and yet we still flow better
Bootleg No brand girl is under de weather
Too stubborn for Ugandan, you way too tsundere
You do not know if de Nico girl swings dat way
All Ugandans know kung-fu; I'll demonstrate profusely
Beat de crap out you in fisticuffs like Ugandan Bruce Lee
Dig in de sand for love gems and yet you’re still free to play
De only idol we support is when we go AFK
Maki:
What’s that? I don’t understand you. Just drop the accent
Even out of game, you man children have a bad scent!
Speaking over layered vocals just proves you have no flow
Brandishing my knuckles and making you be like “oh no”
You’re washi washi washed up! And no, you won’t cop a feel
Your primitive mentality is your achilles heel!
I love to celebrate the fact that I'll upstage you any day! 
So bow down to your queen! I'll show you how to Go My Way!

Written by SkeepTieel

Ugandan Knuckles vs Maki Nishikino - Bonus Rap Battle

This time, its a classic cartoon special.

Seth as Fred Jones
Skeep as Astolfo
Written by Skeep
Beat produced by Tristan

Astolfo:
As a servant, its my Grand order to bring your final fate!
So as a Paladin of Charlemagne, I’ll win this for my master’s sake!
A Holy Rap War, your traps I’ll verbally disarm
Servant’s servin’ ya, decapitate ya by his sword with this arm!

Fred Jones:
Time to unmask its gender, gang! I’ll be the one ou-trapping you!
Is Hitler in your show? I’ll abuse your ass like he beat le jews
So dang submissive, no wonder your class is Rider!
So eat it you French femboy! I hope you’re not a biter!

???:
Hewwo???? is this thing on????
Chihiro Fujisaki:
Call off your Rube Goldberg machines; let’s go mano a mano!
As part of my training yo! I sure hope my life isn’t cut short!
And I've devised a little program to Alter your Ego
Now try to lead your gang of misfits when you're dommed by Chihiro!

Fred Jones:
Your floppy disk of a hard drive is in for a fixin’
You’re trap Jesus and I’m in the mood for a crucifixion 
Get a Clue! You’ll have no chance to rebuke when I’m through, bitch
And while you stay forever dead, I'll constantly get rebooted!

???:
Nyyaaaa
Felix Argyle:
Listen up you fuckstyick, my nyame’s Felix, meowswares
Healer, knyight, yes the carpet matches the drapes dyown there
You’ll be dead like Rem against Trapass by Kustyom Beats
When I Crusch you flat like me with my paws and my feet
This cat’s a carnivore when compared to yo vegetarian
You wouldn’t beat up a girl, would nya, Hannya Barbarian?
Just chill out, Robbie Rotten and leave ya weak traps for later
Cuz the strongest trap’s unmasked! Felix the rap gladiator! 


Fred Jones:
I think it’d be more a fair fight if I brought in my series mascot
But it doesn’t matter; I’ll neck a neko with my ascot
So new mystery: why are you so gay? A compelling dilemma! 
Stick to third wheeling, Ferris, sit in the corner with Velma
The greatest trap master is finna leave blue prints on ya
So take it like a man and make yo silly cat tics gone, nya
Oh god, furry infection; whack it off ‘fore it unfurls 
And yes, I would not beat up a girl, so good thing you’re not a girl

???:
*police sirens*
Weeooo weeoooo
I’m back
Pico:
For another round! My stamina lies in bed and rap
So figuratively hop off my dick! I won’t be taking crap
From a cocky jock boytoy to his basic bitch Daphne!
So here’s a different type of gangbang when my trio caps knees!
Don’t Tsuretest me! You’ll get beat through Pico’s song!
You’re not reliable to upload music files like Picosong
Hop in Astolfo’s Volvo; I’ll drop cream in your van
With the climax of my verse! Look ma, no hands!

Fred Jones:
This is a sausage fest, yo, where are the top tier babes?
The real mystery is how you haven’t caught some severe aids
And I’m adopted, but you face some really bad parental issues
Did I strike a nerve? No? ...for what else will I need tissues?
Out of the closet! You know monsters come out at night
CoCo’s like Nosferatu; who’s been flickering the lights?
I am Fredrick Herman Jones, you’re a red dicked hermit alone
In a world with no real people. Ask your friend to hold the phone.

Actually, no. I’m done with this gay shit, goodbye

Skeep as Chihiro Fujisaki, Felix Argyle and Pico

Beats produced by Tristan, The Unbeatables and Beatg33kz

Fred Jones vs Astolfo - Rap Battle #?

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

CMRB