Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Cover Art by Mancha
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Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Cam (VideoGameRapBattles) as Lemongrab 
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Stofferex as Lord Hater
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Anthony Perry as Peepers
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Lyrics:
Lord Hater:
This overzealous fella’s about to start a bout with Lord Hater
Rockin’ lasers in my hand, I’m an energy manipulator
Unaccept this defective reject and leave your Lemon Earldom decimated
I’ll rip that football head straight off and decorate it like my spaceship
Your piercing screeches would be perfect for my Torture Mega-Mix
Recondition yourself, ‘cause I’ve seen more spice from a Peppermint
I’m more shocking than your collars, I’m eyeballing in this Great Race
This battle’s black and white, but a grey area in your case

Lemongrab:
Unacceptable! Skeletor wants to dispute with a verbal feud
I’d prefer if you weren’t so immature with such an unstable mood
It’s truly a Mystery how you’ve found the courage to face me
Your rhymes are more of a parasite to my head than Shelby
SCREAMS
You barged in here uninvited, got me riled up with the rhymes you cited, 
My raps are Lemonsweet, but unlike him, this will be one sided
This slave will have no more to say, when he gets slayed by my sound waves 
Just like your presence aggravates, even more than the harp I hate

Lord Hater:
Let's switch this to my style

Best to forfeit, Morty, I Dominate pathetic specks like Bangle-Brap
My speed talking takes effect the best when it comes to battle raps
With my platoon of Watchdogs, I won’t let this fugitive get through to me
Want to feel relief of sleep by deciding who is and who isn’t naughty?
Well, you’re one to talk, Kim Jong Un, so why so sour, Santa? 
Man, it’s sad that you abuse your own species in a sour manner
The Pup Gang might be juvenile, but you’re truly adolescent 
Your cannibalistic ways backfire when you’re eaten by your own peasants

Lemongrab:
groans Your rapping methods are blind, despite your crew of eyes
Death is in Bloom as I decide a fat Jack Skellington’s demise
My temper is combustive! Just ask Cave Johnson!
Consume you like Lemongrab two and have you banished to my dungeon
Ain’t it sweet, candy seeds, you’re the root of my impatience
More of a avagrating amalgamation of hate than my creations
I don’t need anyone! You depend on Peepers to defend
So no more of your sour words, it’ll be YOUR end
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Mixed by Fel
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Written by Zack and Skeep
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Lord Hater vs Lemongrab. CartoonMadeRapBattles

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Frenzy as Dudley Puppy
GloryOfTheRainWings as Kitty Katswell
Timber Puppers as Nick Wilde
Madi2theMax as Judy Hopps
BroCheck as Mr. Big (cameo)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
NICK WILDE & JUDY HOPPS
VERSUS
DUDLEY PUPPY & KITTY KATSWELL
BEGIN!


Dudley Puppy:
Hi Gee-Gee! You wanna mess with the Iron Mutt?
I’ll chew you out worse than me chewing on my butt
Like Bird Brain, we’ll verbally mess with these pedestrians
You copied our story, you might as well be the Chameleon!
Kitty Katswell:
Out of all our missions, you’re by far the weakest opponent
We’ll be tasting victory just like Clawhauser’s neck donuts
The #1 T.U.F.F. agent, no way you could top this
You two will meet your D.O.O.M. once you step into Petropolis


Nick Wilde:
You’re in the Urban Jungle, where you two won’t have safety
So shut your Snaptrap, or you’ll be pushing Daisies
You’re just Wanna-Bees, don’t deny, it’s pretty apparent
Even if you Try Everything, I’ll still break you like Carrots
Judy Hopps:
Judy reporting for duty! The first bunny cop is hopping in
On idiots whose popularity is small just like their chief is
I’m not dumb enough to get fooled by a kitten nor a pup
Got flows so cold, you could say that we’ll-
Mr. Big:
Ice ‘em!


Dudley Puppy:
It must be Toilet Day, ‘cause those raps were so tragic
Kitty Katswell:
We’ll be causing verbal havoc
Both:
So be quiet you little savage!
Kitty Katswell:
We’re Purr-fect Partners that’ll hurt worse than fox repellent could
Both:
Trying to win? That’s more sad than Nick's childhood!
Sure you might be cops, but we’re Super Duper Crime Busters
Kitty Katswell:
Rhymes like a pawpsicle, we’ll freeze these animal lacklusters
Dudley Puppy:
Break us like carrots? I’m sorry, but man, that’s just funny
I mean I can’t take threats from a criminal and a cute bunny


Judy Hopps:
You better Hush Puppy! Never call me cute again
You’re just repeating the same stuff, just like a carrot pen
Nick Wilde:
You don’t know Jack about your partner, yet you think you’re slick?
You got your job from a dog toy!
Judy Hopps:
Real sneaky, Nick
Both:
Rap fast like Flash, 100 yard dash these hacks
Bell-whether or not, you two F.L.O.P.P.ed so bad
Nick Wilde:
You failed your mission
Judy Hopps:
‘Cause we stung like nighthowler darts
Both:
Now we’ll serve you justice, it’s called a hustle, sweetheart!


WHO…. WON….
WHO’S…. NEXT….
YOU…. DECIDE….
EPIC…. RA-
Judy Hopps:
Hurry up already!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Matthew Thomas

Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps vs Dudley Puppy & Kitty Katswell. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 55.

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Strange: Alex the Beast
Fate: Titanium1208

Doctor Strange:
Open my eye of Agamotto let me tell you what I see
That there’s no way in hell you’ll win a battle against me
I’m the magnificent magician, lyrics of surgical precision
And after this verbal slaughter, you’ll be in need of a mortician
Shamballa! Take a tip from this sorcerer supreme
You’re like a medieval Ikea mascot with sunbeams 
I strike with the Bolts of Balthakk, you vape like Valtorr
So step back before you join the Mists of Munnopor
In battle verbiage, the living lexicon is in his element
Spitting fire at a squire airing out a dinky helmet
So a Lord of Order up! You’d need more than an apple a day
To keep the eldritch ending ace away! Doctor Strange!
And none Stranger than the Phantom who ails you
Let the Kamar-Taj overcome providence’s stooge!
The Black Priests do not seek you a dark end
I didn’t come to kill you, I came here to bargain

Doctor Fate:
Strange Tales one hears from your gaggle of friends
Like how you're an egomaniac who wants to have sex with his hands
A necrotic built up by nepotism shaking Dark Towers?
You’re if Bale’s Batman found some Harry Potter powers
They call you: Sorcerer! Supreme! Steven! Strange!
But in: Lyrics! I got! Larger! Range!
With your eye you can’t see the controversy you’re causing?
Cause for a guy of black magic you do a lot of white washing
And a mind as cramped as that is sure to fall to chaos easily
Put up your MD and PhD, you’re about to get the third degree
Stop guarding your stones, see that my legacy’s divine
Since you know a thing or two about giving up time
You’re not worth my intellect, confront Swamp Thing, rather
For your kaleidoscope of rhymes is better fitted to rags, sir!
Order’s Juggernaut, you’re in the wrong field against a Mask
Brought a typhoon on Typhon while you fell to Cyttorak!


(STRANGE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MINDSCAPE)
Doctor Strange:
You're mired in the Mindscape, enjoy free consciousness?
Cuz Nabu screwed you, catatonic when your conscience hits
Against all the time in the world immortality’s not an issue
You could win but I’d just be right back to diss you
Let me be frank, you’re anchored by your ankh again
I’m diverse, magics divine to Black Atlantean
My bars are like death’s knell, son. You can’t hide.
What, need another ten-year old to force yourself inside?

Doctor Fate:
A tattered mage brings forth a failed escape for this user
I’ll overturn your impossible claims like the Fourth Yuga!
And be cutting rhymes as fine as you trim that stupid goatee
Until you need a Night Nurse for those burns, Steve!
Losing to Fate? That’s what one calls Manifest Destiny.
I’d like a side of sour cream to this Sorcerer Supreme!
Drop the formality, Strange, we’ve so long together spent.
You’ve been being me since ‘63. Call me Kent

Written by: Seth, Trent, Joey, Legion
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Additional instruments by Sebb
Covert art by Kamren

Dr. Strange VS Dr. Fate - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 10

Mancha (UBERocity) as Nick Wilde
Nekomancer as Legoshi

Beat Produced by: Bob Bradley and Terry Devine-King
Written by: Dani Frias, Legengo and MetaMachine
Chiseled by: Legengo and MetaMachine
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Flow Test by: Dani Frias
Thumbnail by: Paige

Lyrics:

Nick:
I thought a pawpsicle would maybe put you in your place
But you really wanna start with me to think you’ll save face
If you really thought that predator and prey would come together and sing kumbaya
Well, this is not the case
You see, I’m not falling for all the horny people in Beastars
Especially since you’re in here with what the beat stars
But nonetheless, I’ll hand over the mic for some echos
‘cause Legoshi just stepped in something worse than on a lego

Legoshi:
You sound like your sloth friend, dragging in for just a joke
Someone get the fox repellent ‘fore the artist starts to choke
But even if you did take that off you’ll be stuck last
‘cause I’m pretty sure those bars came from a skunk’s ass
I’m getting real sick of your garbage, so take note
I’m hunting prey while you use that thought as a scapegoat
You’re not slick, Nick, you should’ve ditched this
Rapping for you’s just another failed business

Nick:
Look at this; the theater kid is trying to be smart
Take my pen if you were really in a hustle, sweetheart
This big bad wolf needs a bone for his back
He got labeled as a killer but he couldn’t kill the track

Legoshi:
Hm, maybe that’s why your movie went down to ashes
Avoided making good lines like they were taxes
But it’s your word against yours, and the disses here are plain
I’m on top of you, Wilde, and this ain’t even the food chain

Nick:
You can leave being on top to the bunnies
Did you know my comic wasn’t canon, dummy?
Yeah, It’s cute that you had a pet beetle out the movie set
Animal Crossing over with Legoshi and Juliet
Throw tomatoes at this hoax, that’s what the class thought
I’ve seen better fights in your mind all for the class thot
That’s just real life, kid, only cats are known to stack some
But be the pussy you are and take that verse from act one

Legoshi:
That was really all you said? All that I could hear were muffles
My savage led to here and your savage led you to muzzles
Quit the trouble, I’m tired of this furry’s dirty floors
You’re a cop, alright, tending to enforce rule thirty-four
and you’re also one to talk about rabbits, funny
Lived a life of crime but chucked it to snitch for a bunny
We may be dogs, Jacka-ss, but I’ll do what a goat will
You already ran the streets, but on the track, you’re just roadkill

Nick Wilde vs. Legoshi - #5

Freshy Kanal as Doom Slayer
Peachumari as Chara
prod. VinnyO
Written by Vinny and Dani Frias

Doom Slayer:
Who let this gamer grind killer inside of Earthbound 2?
I wanted a bare bloody fight, but instead I got you
I’m near immortal, from Hell and back I watch demons die
With your boring route, you couldn’t reach Pope’s hard drive
But now the Slayer’s arrived, I’ll make that save flash before your eyes
Double barrel, take your life, make you fall down a second time
This child wants to kill me? What cards do you play?
I’ll kill your fucking discount Pokémon like it was just a Tuesday
(Rip and tear!) Until you’re done, come at me
(If you fucking dare!)
I’ve seen real monsters, kid, so get out my way
Or you’ll be the second Icon of Sin I’ll get to slay

Chara:
Over the top gore, a murderous eyesore
The edgy Wolfenstein don’t know the horrors that I have in store
I got souls of monsters I’ve slaughtered, I’m putting them aside
Strike you ‘till there’s nothing remaining, I call it genocide
I’m the one Flowey can’t delete, your defeat will ensure monsters can’t compete
Better call this ‘93, can’t you see? You can’t look down on me
Listen Mr. Samus Aran, that helmet’s holding back your flow
I see that arsenal you’re bearing, but this determination’s my death blow
I’m a curse to the underground, my thirst will never cease
A destroyer of peace, causing more terror than a Hell Priest
I bet this will ring-abelle, you’re not all guns and fury
Since you got a soft spot for Nintendo Switch furries

Doom Slayer:
If you’re the ultra-violent, I’m the nightmare, don’t catch me when feral
Take my crucible, decapitate you, leave you with Romero
While you played with skeletons, I’ve fought the underworld’s flames
while you’re the BFG-20k: boring fucking game

Chara:
I’ve seen enough of you, doomer, don’t try to give the mic a port
It shows you’re just as bright as a copy of 64
I’m fueled on cutting up flowers, I got the pellets here to prove it
I’d love to cut up a Daisy, but aww… the demons beat me to it

Doom Slayer vs Chara (feat. Freshy Kanal and Peachumari)

Incineroar:
No Fake Tears in this when I slap on a submission
You’re half my hype - like cruiserweight division!
With your height you show might but only hit low blows
I’m a professional, folks: Don’t try this at home
I got the crowd FIRED UP! You got the crowd TIRED OF
The attempts to make you Tough with another round of buffs. 
You’re not Macho, Libre; Built like Nacho Libre
Snap a slim jim so fast they’ll need it on replay
 
Pikachu: 
In this match, Pikalibre will send you back home to Ash 
Get suplexed off the mat, like it was a game of Smash 
With a Volt I will Tackle an imposter who acts
Like he's strong when he'd actually get Thunderclapped!
This ain't no trial! Like your games, you haven’t been missed 
I’d tell you to train up in your gyms, but they don’t exist
I was forged in the ring, fighting with my heart while
You grew softer than your anime’s art style 
You mucked up the games worse than a pay-per view
Extra forty bucks for twenty minutes in ultra moon
You were hot for a week then you Crashed your Heat
Then you flopped on the scene - Incine-rawr XD 

Incineroar:
When up against this little rat with a mask on her face
Even Trump in the ring was less out of place
I’ll erase this pest, and just again to flex
Wrestling’s realer than your entry in the dex
You’re just a little league poke, who wanted to enter the show
But you’ll leave injured and smoked, best you start hittin the road
Before I rip up and roast your flimsy mask on the ropes
Since a kitten, what I’m spinnin’ has been Litten up foes!
You’re just a costume change, think you can diss me more?
The only time you owned the mic was on the 64
Can’t resurrect contests that never drew a dime
I just whooped your ass. And that’s the bottom line

Pikachu:
This sap can’t outgrapple when the critics get on ya
Z moves spun out of control like a hurricanrana
Garfield, stop juicing food
you couldn’t correctly name your exclusive move
I’m in the next phase; Pokken, way above your paygrade
You couldn’t take me if this match was in kayfabe! (YAH!) 
This game of cat and mouse has reversed and now
You can hear the crowd shout for the One-Two-Three count

CASTING & CREDITS
Azia As Pika Libre
Titanium1208 as Incineroar
Written by Adam and Eric the Audible
Additional Help by Creep Switch
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mix by Freshy Kanal