70's Beach Break

Morning Smoke

“I didn’t mind zero orgasm. But(t) zero empathy is goddamn shitty. I didn’t mind the finite chasm.
But(t) zero sum is so darn petty.”

An experimental post-punk gipsy dub cabaret autopsy of a finite petty game played by a wannabe punk with nothing but(t) junk. Inspired by Grace Hopper’s first actual case of bug being found—because some bugs aren’t found in code but(t) in character.

Bug found: NO EMPATHY.
Infinite test result: FAILED.
Diagnostic: BUGS GOT NO GRACE.
Features: Camus, Russell, Brel, one absurdist fart, and the subjective finite game theory of a wannabe punk who chose selfishness over connectedness, defect over respect, and contempt over content.

Real punks care, darling… Blessed be irony.

“Zero Sum” is a GROWsutra (Date to Care) EPx22 and it flows fool on yum, like this:
❯ Hypnotic Motorik LOFI (1-3)
❯ Gipsy Hop LOFI (4-6)
❯ Folk Poetry DUB (7-8)
❯ Psychedelick Jazz DUB (9)
❯ Ragga Flamenco DUB (10-12)
❯ Flamenco Techno INDIE (13-15)
❯ Fado Punk BURLESQUE (16-18)
❯ Cello Accordion BURLESQUE (19-20)
❯ Post-Punk Cabaret BURLESQUE (21-22)

—
“Zero Sum” @bananasutra #lyrics

[Intro]
Zero sum, zero Sean
Zero seen, feeling shunned
By a wannabe punk
With nothing but(t) junk

[Verse 1]
You played a game with no fair end in sight
You brought the shrug, you picked the fight
We praised Camus, and we kissed like Brel
But(t) then you spat on me for a finite spell

[Chorus]
I didn’t mind zero orgasm
But(t) zero empathy is goddamn shitty
I didn’t mind the finite chasm
But(t) zero sum is so darn petty

Zero sum, zero seen
Fool on spite, flatline screen
Zero care, zero face
Proof that bugs got no grace

[Verse 2]
I over-explained, you anti-hugged
I prayed for peace, you just unplugged
I quoted history, you quoted silence
I sought connection, you sought compliance

[Chorus]
I didn’t mind zero orgasm
But(t) zero empathy is goddamn shitty
I didn’t mind the finite chasm
But(t) zero sum is so darn petty

Zero sum, zero seen
Fool on spite, flatline screen
Zero care, zero face
Proof that bugs got no grace

[Verse 3]
You called it subjective, I called it true
I called it cowardly, you called it through
I philosophized, with art and heart
You antagonized, like an absurd fart

[Bridge]
Real punks care, darling
Real trust is daring
Real games are infinite
Not just extractively lit

[Outro]
Two things darling, 
Two simple things:
Get the facts right
Keep love in sight

That’s all I need to know 
To know that you can’t grow

That’s all I need to flow 
To know that you can’t glow

Zero sum
Zero Sean
Infinite game theory 
Blessed be the irony

Bye Bye Spanganga
Sing Bananasutra…

🍌♾️


[02] Zero Sum • GROWsutra Hypnotic Post-Punk Motorik Fusion LOFI

3rd single from the Great Scott album "This is Heavy"
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Featuring our good friend Jimi Needles on the cuts! 

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What Can You Bring Me? Feat. Jimi Needles

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Track listing
slam - onyx
insane banger - krafty skillz
shimmy shimmy tool
we play the music - ed solo
Parce que tu - Mr Fitz
tweetes - dabbla
Walk this land 110 - 85 edit
Walk this land -EZ rollers
Spooky -  Hippo n Fitz
Sunny - Caravan Collective (mr fitz remix)
The elevator Bootleg - Rofl
I fall in love too - Extra medium
Concrete schoolyard - Mr Fitz Remix
Mellow Mind Ft Nax
How Many Mics - Mr Fitz
High Step Society - Heaven(Dephicit)
Delux - Tropigwana
Do you Dig - Mr Fitz remix
Mambo no 5 - Mr Fitz remix
Dynamite - Higgo
Swing rowers rip groove
grime bulkan - mista trick
Respect - Mr Fitz Remix
Mash it - Mr fitz
Rodolof Alcadi - Que no Queda
Boasty - Mista trick remix
Movin whata - shwing n ting 
My sound - kursiva , Badweed

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The Funky Beast release a new track on Sidefunk Recordings with a Old School Funky Breaks vibes with two classic vocals The Message  and Ultramagnetic MC's plus tribal chant makes you go bananas cuz is like a jungle.

Electrogorilla combines old school style with modern synths to make the dancefloor roar!

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Cockney Nutjob is a UK DJ/Producer known for an unmistakable, trademark sound that fuses skank-heavy riddims with modern bass culture. Drawing from Ska, Swing and Reggae foundations, his music blends seamlessly with Hip Hop, Breakbeat and UK Garage, creating high-energy tracks built for both the dancefloor and the sound system.

When Covid hit, he took an extended break as life took a different direction. After time away to reset and refocus, he made a long-awaited return in 2024, coming back stronger, sharper, and more driven than ever. His comeback track “Honkin’” marked the return, setting the tone for the next chapter.

The momentum continued with further releases, with the latest being, “Rub A Dub It”, which climbed to No.10 in the UKG chart on JunoDownload, alongside gaining radio support from BBC Solent. The track reaffirmed his place in the scene, staying true to his skanking roots while pushing forward with contemporary production and heavyweight grooves.

With fresh music flowing and the same infectious energy that defined his earlier work, he is firmly back — bringing classic vibes into modern times, one riddim at a time.

He is also a DJ/Producer  of UK Garage under alias @ounce_of_bounce
...and he releases music on @crazy_beatz

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